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ITT experiences you've had with the fandom.
>First day of senior year
>Standing in overcrowded hallway during lunch shift
>Talking with my friend about something, I don't even remember
>New girl (9.5/10) standing next to us
>Hears us talking and decides to join conversation
>First thing out of her mouth is a spaghetti flood of biblical proportions
>She knows literally nobody yet
>nowsmychance.jpg
>Fast forward 2 weeks
>Wear RD shirt from Walmart (idgaf if people know I'm a horsefucker)
>New girl starts talking to me about MLP
>Says she hasn't watched since season 3
>Invite her and other friends to watch some episodes
>Watch season 5 premiere
>Other friends almost cringe to death
>Stop and play video games instead
>Other friends leave after a while
>New girl still here
>Ask her what she wants to do now
>"Can we watch more My Little Pony?"
>Mfw
Only real experience I've had is a guy who's a straight up "brony" about it. Merch, playing pony musicians out loud, 9/10 of his online handles reference MLP, the works. Only thing he's seemingly missing is the clop bit, but even then I'm just assuming he's nowhere near sperg enough to expose that.
He's my friend though, and enough of a fan for both of us, I don't even have to say anything. Just being around him is enough to assume I like the show too.
>>25999956
It's refreshing to see someone on this board who is fine with actual bronies like that. This is one of the most genuine posts I've ever seen.
*tips fedora*
One time I started posting on an image board after getting into the show, the people were all assholes and douchebags but sometimes it's pretty decent
>Anon, is that your dick?
Post pones mocking/teasing small dicks.
>>25999009
This thread again.
>>25999009
>daily "anon ur dick is small lmao" thread
Fuck off.
ITT: season 6 episodes you want to see.
>Discord attempts to prove to Celestia that he's trustworthy enough to be sent on another mission, asks Rainbow Dash for help displaying loyalty
>Spike discovers dragons that aren't evil assholes
>a member of the communist town wants to go back to communism with the majority of the town's support behind him, and Starlight Glimmer has to talk the town out of it
>the Cutie Mark Crusaders ask Starlight Glimmer for help in making a filly feel better about her blank flank
>Spike and Fluttershy visit the land of the dragons where they discover that the reasons the dragons are fighting has a reason closer to home than expected, revealing Spike's past.
>>25998999
An episode filled with sisterly bonding between Celestia and Luna. I've been wanting this since S2, and I can't fathom why it hasn't happened yet.
And basically, anything involving Starlight as an apprentice, and having friendship issues.
>>25998999
I would like an epsiode about the reformed villains/antagonists. Talking about their past with each other and maybe saving the day while the mane 6 are away
I want to cry inside applejack
>>25998886
I want to wear her hat while she's giving me a bj
>>25998992
....and call you daddy.
>>25998886
Heh
Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.
>>25998481
The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear friend Sweetie Belle,
and just how I've been... naughty.
>>25998481
Picture of Fred cutting Rarity's mane while she cries out in agony when?
> Implying I don't know this shit from /x/
> implying you aren't going to kill off a pony instead of the girl
> implying I'm not going to spoil the ending with out any spoiler tags.
It's just pictures of the guy, then some guro of a girl getting murdered the end.
At least ponify the grislers you stupid fuck.
Why hasn't the EQD mascot been corrupted to oblivion yet? Surely the autistic commenters would welcome their beloved pony being plowed from behind.
>>25998270
Bat ponies suck
>>25998337
That would imply even more porn, poor choice of grammar anon, poor choice...
>>25998337
She's a pegasus though, that bat picture was made specifically because of Halloween, which explains the pumpkin.Unperceptive faggot
Alright, since an outlier tends to skew these S5 polls, here's a question for you /mlp/. Worst S5 episode that is NOT Princess Spike.
http://strawpoll.me/6454012
>>25998248
Great job OP, you forgot to exclude What About Discord!
You know what this means right?
>>25998248
Brotherhooves social was utter shit.
>>25998299
That episode? I see a lot more mixed opinions about it than I do Princess Spike.
Normally I don't like MLP toys but these Power Ponies toys from Target are pretty neat.
Should I get them?
>>25998212
Yes
Why do you even need to ask?
No.
You definately need to ask in the future.
Maybe.
You probably need to ask in the future
"Nopony can break my record, Anon. Do you know why? Because I'm the greatest Wonderbolt of all time."
>>25998179
Yeah well you're old, and you will die. You can't stop the next generation from coming and you can't stop them from trying. You might have your glory days today, but in a decade or so nobody will care. They will have a new hero to look up to. And you can't do anything about it.
>>25998179
>was the greatest Wonderbolt of all time
RBD fixed that for you bro...
>compensating
Have you brushed your teeth tonight /mlp/?
>>25998149
Actually yes.
It's almost noon for me.
>>25998149
I've brushed mycat'steeth
I call this one bold and brash
>>25998148
More like
BELONGS IN THE TRASH
>>25998148
More like, belongs in the trash.
>>25998165
>>25998460
More like, belongs in the >>>/trash/
You fucking failures, kill yourselves.
Princess Celestia has decreed that, as part of her new royal duties, Twilight will no longer be needing Spike and instead, he will be assigned to help you, the hairless monkey who has suddenly appeared in Equestria, discover what living there is like. Spike is quite upset at first but eventually says he'll do whatever he can to make Twilight happy.
Would you bully or comfort Spike?
>>25998130
Bro it up.
>>25998130
Fuck.
>>25998130
You mean I get someone who's forced to talk to me? That's great! We'll have such a fun time together.
They're all whores.
>>25998005
Who's the OC under Twilight
>>25998005
>Dash
>Ahuizotl
She's not Daring Do, bub.
>>25998005
Applejack and Trenderhoof?
What the hell, OP?
DYEWTFS?
Alright /mlp, say for a moment, your Waifu, took over the entire Equestrian world, she rules it undisputed.
No resistances, no forces of good fighting against her, no.
Shes gone full edgelord, that's right, your Waifu sold her soul to Lucifer and blows up puppy orphanages in her spare time, giving herself entirely to the darkside.
And with that power, she's taken over the world.Even if it's implausible, like Applejack or someone taking over, just, have an open mind here.
Would you have the heart to stop her? Would you try and win her back to the good side?
>>25997870
cuddles
>the good side
>not supporting your waifu's reign of terror
Fuck off, moralfag; I welcome our edgy overlord
>>25997891
Ok, but how would you execute such a sophisticated plan?
Why is this place such a sterile, humourless cesspool?
>>25997779
Because you don't get enough sleep
>>25997779
Because everyone on /mlp/ is a 40 year old neckbeard
>>25997779
/v/ mentality leaked