Dear Earth ponies.
We understand and recognize that many of you sacrificed and died to bring us these apples. But to be honest we don't need any more apples. Please stop sending them.
With love,
God horse #3
>>26011491
The plan was always to drive them out with the sheer force of apples.Isn't that right, Applejack?
>>26011491
>tfw playing stronghold crusader
>farm only apples
BUY SOME APPLES
>ITT: ponies on drugs
I dont mean shitty "lol 420blazeit" stuff, but hard core life altering addictions that will probably end up killing them
>heroin addiction
>sucking dick for crack
>getting fucked by the medical system and turning to heroin
>overdosing
>trying to recover from hard core addictions
>Sweetie Belle walking in on Rarity using or ODing on something
>etc
images, greentexts, everything
Bump for interest. Nice pic OP
>>26011243
depends on the drugs and the person
if i was good a writing i could do some stories based on people i grew up around
>>26011198
Freebase green when?
>"Uh-oh.."
>"I knew I shouldn't have put a cloud above Anon's house."
>"I didn't realize it would absorb all of my "fluids"."
>"...He's gonna be mad when he comes home to this."
>>26010986
>"fluids"
fluids?
>>26010986
A thread died for this.
>>26010986
So wait? You're saying that that bastard commie cloud took all of yourprecious bodilyfluids?
>Daddy?
>>26010530
Euthanize knotfags.
>>26010530
Next door...Jackass.
>>26010530
Bump
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
I want to cum inside purple horse
You can't always get what you want fag
I want to bathe in a pool of shit with applejack
>WOOOOOOHHHH! I'M A GHOST!!! WOOOOHHHH!
>>26009983
Wooh OP is a cockgargling faggot. ScAaAry.
>>26009983
>>26009983
I am the BOX GHOOOST.
First Rogers, now this guy. Wonder how many more will join the ranks of Disney.
Guess that explains why Megan took over his duties for tonight's comic.
>>26009828
A literal who.
>>26009902
>>26009828
>tonight's comic.
What comic??
>"Well it looks like Anon finally came out of his cave!"
>>26009732
>Dad upset
>One sister sad
>One sister angry
>One sister apathetic
>Mom only one smiling
Yep.
Yeah, I'm just gonna take my rock soup back to my room. You ponies freak me the fuck out.Except you Maud, you're cool
http://strawpoll.me/6462386
>eqgfags
>shimmerfags
>hasdrones
This is the hardest decision of my life
>>26009727
You can pick multiple
Interesting.
>So you're this "Anon" I'm supposed to be meeting...?
Last thread archived.
>>25994716
Cont.
I hope that guy is still around, I was laughing my ass off.
>>26009465
Saw the earlier thread. I think i night just hop on this bandwagon.
How many fics are running?
>>26009629
Just mines anon.
In hopes that they return
>>26055410
me to
>>26055453
>"Why are ya masturbatin' in public sugar cube? It just ain't right."
>"I didn't tell ya to stop."
>>26009070
Well Jesus, Applejack, if the sight of my dick bothers you that much, why don't you cover it upwith your vagina
>>26009070
Perhaps you should stopJerkinmy chain.
>>26009070
Can't stop...
Too many naked ponies...
fap fap fap
I want to cum inside Performapal Odd-Eyes Unicorn
>>26009031
It's a shit deck and you should feel bad.
>>26009046
Can be... I can't into yugayoh. But the pone itself is cuminsideable.
>>26009046
>Thinking Pendulum is bad
>Anno Domini 2016
I have some bad news for you anon.
>"Oh yeah Anon. That's right. You bake that apple pie. Show it who's boss."
>"You dirty little slut."
>>26008924
Dick status:
>intrigued
>>26008924
>Suddenly, out of nowhere, Apple Jack engages her munchers, devouring the pie from your hands as your take it out of the oven.
>Her Apple Devourment during periods must've been hard.
>"You filthy Colt whore!" She yelled as you closed the door to the oven
"At least I don't hold parties every day expecting bukake."
>"Oh you little..." Her teeth gritted at your remark as you leaned against the warm oven, letting your back ease off as you sighed.
"I'm hungry after all that..."
>Laugh_Track.wav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07GTOMMdRsc
>"Keep reading it Anon. Just like that. Yeah... just... like...that..."
>"You dirty little bookworm."
>Dash reconciles with Gilda
>Moondancer makes new friends and forgives Twilight
>Luna finally gets over her guilt
>Big Mac's pent-up sibling love monologue
>CMC gets their cutie mark
Was season 5 the best season for feels and worldbuilding continuity?
>>26008714
Yes
There were too many shitty episodes this season to actually consider it "fantastic".
On that note, Amending Fences, The Cutie Map, Griffinstone, Pie family episode, and the finale were all fantastic.
>>26008784
There were only two shitty episodes this season, Anon.