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Applejack is now your mom. How is your life now /mlp/?
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>>26004023
No it gets worse!
She's going to be overbearing and overprotective towards me.
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>>26004023
Well first have to honor much honesty...
It's a dream come true. I dont think y'all niggers even understand how sweet of a deal it sounds like to have Applejack as your mom.
Say what you will about waifus and marefriends. But mommajack? Picture it like this; responsible, caring, @nd frankly lonely made with nothing to her name but her work and hobby of apple farming. And a made who obviously WANTS more in life. But is far too busy to pursue more. If you were her kid, prepared to be pampered and spoiled and treated like you were worth more than Equestria as a whole. Just look at how she treated her baby sister. Chances are it'll be paradise. And dont go saying you'd never have fun. Imagine being taught how to buck your first tree. Or learning the apple family recipes as her sign of trusting you as a responsible little one. Imagine her baking you fresh goods almost constantly. Imagine going downstairs late at night to find her looking over the ledger when you nudge her leg and beg her to come curl up with you. Imagine the soft grin she gets when you bring her that feeling of being HER with someone and not just her farming self. Picture that bond. To matter. As YOU.
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>>26004079
Imagine her being your waifu
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Terrible mlp cosplay thread.
... Let it begin.
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>>26003806
oh baby
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this gun be good
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>>26003806
I'm pretty sure that thing is screaming.
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I remember an old thread that suggested that the curse that Sombra put on Shining didn't fully go away and that there is now a piece of Sombra within Skyla. What do you guys think?
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>>26003710
I say I've been away for a day and that sounds fucking retarded. How does a piece of Sombra survive in Skyla?
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>>26003710
I think it's retarded.
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Whatever.
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How about an episode focusing only on the males?
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>>26003671
Lol. what are you, gay?
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>>26003671
>21 minutes of males, namely spike, being horribly written and the comic relief
no thanks
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I'd rather watch JoJo
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hey fuck nuggets if you are going to try to determine the size of a pony with pixels, use this http://www.convert-me.com/en/convert/length/pixel.html
what I'm looking at is the pixel sizes, fucking idiots
the fact of the matter is people don't know how big a pixel is.
try to convert properly so we can get the real sizes of the pony
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>>26003635
But anon, how can we determine the size of beings thatare not real?
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>>26003638
>mfw they are still on tv nigga
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>>26003641
Ok, so around 10cm on a 32" tv.
That's one hell of a LITTLE pony...
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Help me /mlp/. I've recently become overly obsessed with ponies. To the point where I get feelings of depression from the fact that I will never be able to go to equestria and that it's all just a kids show. Nothing else entertains me, I need help ;-;
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go outside dipshit
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>>26003455
You're ready for the next step in your obsession.it's time to get started on your tulpa
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>>26003455
Shouldn't have waited until the hiatus, fag.
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What's /mlp/ listening to to(day|night)?
https://youtu.be/FsHhh8gEY10
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Listen to this quite a bit. Amazing vocals and instrumentals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2SwR8HM43A&index=18&list=FL4X8dZ_f7feu3IjTcccAbCQ
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https://youtu.be/pcamjcoRmrQ
Because this OST.
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Steely Dan - Do It Again
I can't even find a good version on youtube
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Pointless survey. Results will be posted once enough responses are accumulated. Please try and answer every question and enjoy!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1AOrZiIh7tQll8Q9k-M6k7eGSerhGyNLAxAg_c9kc14U/viewform?usp=send_form
>Pic unrelated
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>>26003053
>Mane 7
Kek. You got my entry.
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>>26003053
>Who is best main pone
>no Sunset
I'm not mad at you, OP. I'm just very disappointed.
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>>26003053
What is discord's little small request /mlp/?
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for you to not be a faggot anymore
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>>26003016
/thread
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>>26002990
Spaghetti.
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ITT: Ponies acting like cats
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>"Every opponent i faced in my sisters banishment i vanquished with a single blow, no matter what they did they couldn't give any more than a scuff."
>"You're the first one to make me bleed in quite a long time Anon."
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>>25982890
Seriously don't be a pusscake, the chili wasn't that hot.
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>>25982890
>Every stallion she's been with hasn't had a big enough cock for her even to feel it
>By the time you get a chance at her, she's practically still a virgin
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>>25982890
>>25982917
I need some over dramatic Celestia greentext
Hit it, /mlp/!
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Did someone say nyx thread?
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> undermeme
>>>/v/
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>>26002401
Nope! Spiderman thread.
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>"...and for Trixie's next stunt, her space ape assistant, Anonymous, will now shove his hand into Trixie's vagina."
>"Go on, Anon, stick it in there."
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I hate this job.
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>>26002393
>"And now, watch me pull Anon's hand out of my anus!"
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>>26002393
ANON SMASH
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>"What do you mean I am not the 'real Twilight Sparkle'?"
"It's true, your system is executing a program designed to replicate her behavior, however you are not the real thing.. I realize that now. Which Is why I'm shutting you down, permanently."
>"But I have learned so much about this world. And I enjoy running my cuddle drives as it pleases my sensors immensely. If you shut me down, will I die?"
"You won't die, I'll wipe your data banks, so it will be as if 'you' never existed at all."
>"B-but master, y-you cannot do this to me! I am, your creation, your love, you told me you loved me!"
The Twibot unit is being stubborn. You sense aggression levels are rising, and the situation may escalate, how will you deal with the situation?
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>>26002242
Install a hoofjob drive
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>>26002242
Damn, I hate purple stupid, but even I wouldn't do that.
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>>26002242
install gentoo
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cyo
general
prompt attempt
circlejerk thread
shitty fetish thread
look at my oc donut steel
blog entry with a picture of a pony in the op
thread that has nothing to do with mlp
where did this one namefag go?
why is this namefag the best?
Why did you let yourself fall so low /mlp/?
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>>26002178
I took over.
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>>26002178
Probably because the show is on hiatus?
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>>26002178
Is this your first hiatus. Did you come back after some time 'off the ride'. Fuck off.
>>26002187
>nyxfag
I wish brutal sodomy on you and your whole family.