>You are invited to Pinkie's slumber party.
>You were told it was going to be a boy and girl party.
>So you know you won't make it awkward for everyone else being the only guy invited.
>After gathering your things and a nice walk, you then arive at Pinkie's house.
>You knock on the door.
>Pinkie answers it.
>She gives out a huge smile.
>She then yells to her friends.
>"HEY GUYS! THE MALE STRIPPER IS HERE!!"
What now /mlp/
>>26032218
oh boy, six witnesses to suicide!
Slit my throat laughing, then quickly shove a pistol in my slit open throat and fire away.
https://youtu.be/abEDKvEoFBo
>26032238
>>26032255
anon turns up in equestria with his phone, and on his phone are various images and videos that show human technology, including nuclear technology. equestrian citizens find a way to charge his phone and see all the images and videos on it, including his collection of nuclear blast wallpapers and videos. now they all think if they don't get on anon's good side humans will destroy them like they did japan.
hilarity and LOODNESS ensues.>rape too when anon find out why all the nations of equestria are showering him with gifts, including virgins.
>>26027668
If North Korea can make a Fusion boosted Fission bomb, Anon can.
>>26027668
>equestrian citizens find a way to charge his phone
It's called a fucking wall socket
>>26027668
>thinly veiled greentext request
yeah no.
>Let me ask you: Does a Changeling like yourself ever experience fear ?!
I'm not the type of guy to suggest more generals, but I wouldn't mind a dragon ball general.
>>26026266
>Implying DBZ isn't overrated
>You-know-who joined the Super Pony club ! She is on our side isn't she ?
Awkward boner in during bath.
>>26021507
Them or the person giving them a bath?
>>26021507
Which do you prefer, /mlp/? Sweetie or Rumble?
Did somebody say Bath Thread?
Grumpy Pones Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: Keep your pones happy
Last thread >>26019530
Need New OP Pics Edition
True bat love.
>>26030953
Oh hey, look. Bats.
I don't even mind any more.
>>26030176
>"Haha, you faggot can't even stand a hit from a girl! What you gonna do now, fuckboy? Cry?! Fucking nerd!"
Rainbow, do you know what testicles are?
>>26005741
Why do people always write prompts that are out of character?
>>26005741
>you try to bite her in the cunt to reciprocate the pain
>you're left with a mouth full of dry potato flakes
>you're out of milk and it's not even thanksgiving
>oh, the humanity
>"So anyhow the power is out, I was just hoping I could get my setup hooked up at your place. Theres this game that I've been meaning to get to play but the gosh darn 'lectricity cuts out right when I get time off of work, that's alright, ain't it? Course I won't hog it all to myself, I'll let you play it too."
>>25969359
I hope this game is called "hide the trouser snake"
>>25969359
Sure
>turn the heat up in the house watch her strip
>>25969359
It depends...... is it a co-op or fighting game..... I am OK with either of those.
>"Alright Anon! I have a new plan to help get you laid!"
>>25937347
"I'm all ears."
>>25937347
Does it involve you on muh dick?
>>25937347
Does this involve a graveyard again?
Friends Forever #24 (Rarity/Gilda) still storytimed here!
>>26011235
Applejack's family has a good deal more free time during winter. It's not that Sweet Apple Acres is necessarily unproductive in the coldest part of the year; there are always chores to be done, and winter produce exists, too. The farm may not handle those, however; the orchards are decidedly apple-based, not orange or pear. Maybe that's good for their Manehattanite kin, but in Ponyville, there's a lot of waiting for spring. Not the idle kind, though - Applejack might as well enjoy her holiday with family and friends as long as she can!
>>26028129
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
Pinkie pie thread
>>26007344
>"Hey, Anon. You're up late."
Get out of my room, cunt, I'm shitposting.
>>26032857
Yes, i am, ugly mutant girl, what do you want?
>>26032857
Every time I see this picture, there's a half a second where I think Sunny's arm is her midriff
I AM JUST A PONY
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
>>26032722
I need no sympathy.
Because I'm easy come, easy go.
Little high, little low.
Anywhere the wind blows doesn't reall matter to me....
To me.......
>>26032722
NOW YOU SEE THESE SWEET DUBS
Nothing witty....
http://pastebin.com/mWrxJJPr
>>26032261
Alright, against possible better judgement, let's blow the dust off this thing and get it fired up once more! Yeah...woo...a'ight...post them bed sheets.
>>26032270
http://pastebin.com/Uvh6nVBg
>>26032270
http://pastebin.com/0ajykQ8y
>>26030888
trips confirm???
>>26030888
Get off of /mlp/ Aussie
pinkiefags BTFO
"Actually Anon, pedophilia isn't outlawed in Equestria, it's celebrated."
Why tho
>>26028917
You are still disgusting here, faggots.
>>26028917
Said Rainbow Dash, secretly hoping Anon would get arrested.