Previous Thread: >>25962504
What is thread about?
Someone having a interest in drowning ponies or EQG Girls.
Shallows, get back here and at least finish what you started. You don't leave something half-sunk.
>>26019184
>inb4 dead
>>26019184
>another thread
resurfacing
Fucking great.
Friendship is Witchcraft is back. I thought that garbage was finally gone for good.
>>26019109
>>26019109
>starting a new thread on it when there's already one up
I actually quite liked the Discord bit. Spike's right at the end though, most of the episode is just killing time.
>>26019109
One thread asswipe
>>26017714
Come on guys, get it outta your systems
>>26018926
There.
bruce campbell was the best part of those movies man
>"Those chocolate chip cookies are actually raisin, Anon."
cool, i like raisins
/thread
>>26018900
I am fine with raisins, you lost this time Can't dence.
>>26018900
Yeah, but tell me about the fire
>"Do you think we'll ever visit the stars, Anon?"
>>26018716
Sure.
the only things up there are bookshelves and giant babies
>>26018716
Just ask one of the butt sisters to send you to space.
So Anon, what kind of story would you like to see writefags write about or would like the writefags to come back to?
>>26018396
Sunset fighting the urge to fuck AJ's horse
I assume you're a writefag. I for one would appreciate some female on male rape.
>>26018427
This exists on Fimfic.
hey so i heard this is the pony board and i have a fascination with horses as well
here's some pics
Sorry friendo.
We like them too, but that shit will earn you a 3 month ban.
>"Oh Anon, you humans are so much more chaotic than I could ever dream of being!"
>"Take me now! Make me your orderly little bitch! Please!"
But I want it to be the other way around...
>>26018084
i am actually perfectly okay with this
>Twilight Sparkle Loses Her Wings in the season 6.
why do you want to know that haha salutes.
>>26018028
>>26018028
Gr8 meme m8. I r8 8/8
>>26018094
no, degenerate duty is not a Gr8
Am i the only one who would love to see a FiM prequel? I wish to know more about the princesses pasts and maybe a bit of alicorn history, the comics kinda of taped the subject a bit but i want to see a real adventure featuring the sisters and Starswirl,
i also have this headcanon where Celestia and Luna weren't born alicorns but instead ascended and became later, just like Cadence and Twilight, but that's just an idea
What would you want to see? What do you think it could be about? How old would be the sisters?
You're not the only one, but MLP is a relatively old franchise. Whoever gets thrust in charge of the next gen is probably going to have a big shadow to step from under to make it their own thing like faust did.Design-wise I do not think they could get any better, but we'll just have to wait and see.
>>26017996
Would love to see an adult version of Discord's reign over Equestria. We would see a realistic of what an all powerful God would do as dictator. It could even be a mini series that ends with Luna and Celestia defeating Discord. During the series we could see a bit of tension and/or rivalry between the sisters. One that would show that Luna's retaliation against Celestia was not sudden and there were always some negative feelings between the two that escalated over time.
>>26017996
This so much, if they arent gonna add starswirl or princesses past in the show, they must do it in another
Faust created an entire world with so many amazing things
>"I' want to buy your eternal soul Anon."
"Preposterous, there's no such thing as a soul. As a staunch atheist I do not believe in a soul."
>"Then you won't mind selling me something that you don't even believe exists right? I've already got the contract written up, take a look."
"How much?"
>"One million bits."
"Are you serious, haha! You're gonna pay me, 1 million bits? I can buy a mansion in Canterlot and hire enough mares to start my own brothel, and you're just gonna give me that, for my 'soul'?"
>"Thats right, it'll be the easiest million you ever made."
>She gives you the contract, it reads,
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>Upon signing of the contact the soul of Anonymous shall henceforth become the private property of Twilight Sparkle. And upon his death she may claim it to do with his eternal soul as she wishes.
>Anonymous shall receive 1 million bits tax free from Twilight Sparkle upon signing the contract.
------------------
>Plus other such legal certification telling you that this is an official legally binding document.
>"Whaddya say Anon? Theres a lot of things you can do with a million bits."
Well?
>>26017590
Add a clause where you lose ownership of my soul if you are found to have caused my death through direct action or negligence.
>>26017590
>Anon signs the contract
>For some reason after that, his days got a little more "hectic"
>it's like the world is trying to kill him now
>>26017590
>"Whaddya say Anon? Theres a lot of things you can do with a million bits."
Indeed.
I would buy you a reasonable haircut/manecut first.
https://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/zero/
Summary: A wildfire has broken out across Equestria, threatening to burn down Ponyville, or even Canterlot. Even worse, there seems to be a 'Disturbance' near the Fire that causes ponies' magical abilities to go haywire, making most efforts to put the fire out ineffectual. You are a Stallion named Hemostat, a famous surgeon from Manehatten. You've been recruited by the EFAS (Equestrian Forestry and Agricultural Service) to go on an expedition with 5 other ponies into the origin spot of the fire, deep within the Everfree.
Last time, your plane had crashed and separated you from the rest of the group. A couple of deer visited you and Beartrap claiming they know where Pakanga and Glamour are.
>>26017454
>a famous surgeon
>recruited by the EFAS (Equestrian Forestry and Agricultural Service)
bullshit.
>>26017495
Forest Fires is serious business.
>>26017454
You travel in silence with the deer. Everything is rather still in the burnt forests, very little noise except for the occasion snap and crackle of a burning pile of leaves or two. Embers still fall like an ashy snow, making it harder and harder to see. Beartrap eyes the deer suspiciously the entire trip, making sure they don't steal anything from the crate.
They eventually stop at a cave and set your crate down before speaking
>"Our leader is inside. He is very eager to speak to the sky ponies."
Yeah it's this thread, deal with it.
There was a murder in ponyville last night. Not that much happened since the Rarity/Vaccum Cleaner incident and there has been peace ever since, but then There was Last night.
Well let's get down to business.
Trips: Suspect
Quads: Killer
Quints: Literally God of thread.
Sexts: Nyx did it.
AnyThing higher: Op kills himself.
And
Dubs: dead.
Fuck The Police.
It wasn't me.
I'm just a normal person, living a normal life.
>>26017096>mfw I played the part of both vacuums in that thread
>>26017122
What a shame.
Hey /mlp/, it only just occured to me that this fucker was from Children of the Night
>>26016994
Wrong horse.
The colt's color was Brown, not orange.
>>26017056
so they essentially changed the colors like Button?
>>26017118
What?
Friendly reminder that you are great and so is your waifu! And you WILL be together in Equestria!
>>26016950
unless you aren't great and neither is your waifu and Equestria doesn't exist
>>26016950
T-thanks...
>>26016950
Thank you, based Arnold