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>"He's pretty much useless..."
JUST
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>>26006403
>"She's a useless OC..."
JUST
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Spike's not useless!
He does that thing he does with the letters. I mean, he doesn't do that all that much any more, but he did at one point!
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He looks-HOLY SHIT!
He looks like Skullface!
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>Holy cow, she's really doing it...
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>>26006314
>Apple Bloom is deepthroating you innawoods
>How the hell did it come to this?
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>>26006323
Really.....you had to go there?
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>>26006323
>>Apple Bloom is deepthroating you
>Apple Bloom
>not a professional deepthroating semen demon like Heather Brooke
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I want to cum inside Orchard Blossom.
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Bump?
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>>26006142
It wasn't even on page 3!
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>>26006169
I think he means he wants to bump dat ass.
Anonymous
Homo Horse Hangout Thread #1 2016-01-07 22:46:37 Post No.26029150
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Homo Horse Hangout Thread #1
Anonymous
2016-01-07 22:46:37
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Inaugural Thread Edition!
For the posting of pictures, greentext, and headcanon speculation of everything that is gay and stallion.
Want to talk about something else? Join the IRC chat!
webchat.freenode.net
#homohorse
Still learning IRC commands, but I'm pretty sure it's registered.
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>>26029262
buddy pal! thanks for contributing!
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Pfftblblb
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>>26006018
BRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
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>>26006048
This is not the direction I intended this thread to go.
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>>26006018
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS, YOU SICK PILE OF FUR?
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It's hip to fuck bees.
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>>26005483
but it's more hip to fuck ponies, op
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>>26005569
That was soo 2015.
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>>26005591
when will it be hip to fuck zebras?
Why does /mlp/ want to tap her husband's ass rather than her's? Is it because of how skinny she is?
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>>26005380
Because she sucks.
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>>26005380
Probably some kind of cucking fantasy since mares tend to be the dominant part of a couple in horseland
>it wouldn't be more fun spitroasting Cadence with her hubbie instead
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because Shining's hotter.
Devil in the Machine
Let's wrap it up. 2016-01-05 19:20:29 Post No.26005344
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Let's wrap it up.
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I HAVE NOT FORSAKEN MY READERS!!
There was a thread about sunset being beaten on, so I used it to jumpstart a story.
>>25946337# old thread. I'll pick up where I left off.
http://pastebin.com/u/Devil-in-the-Machine
For anyone who needs to catch up, or is new.
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Sweet.
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>>26005344
>Be a very frustrated Sunset.
>Found Anons old hangout but there wasnt shit there to point you in the right direction.
>Twiligaht was happy about some old laptop with a processor she needs.
>Right now you are all driving in the two car convoy back to town, where you'll split again.
>In fact, youre nearly back at the bar when your phone vibrates.
>You glance down and read "RESTRICTED NUMBER" on the screen.
>The hell?
"Hello? Who is this?"Like that ever works
>"Sunset, ask AppleJack to take you back to her farm. Theres something there for you."
>His voice stuns you, and for a second you do nothing, not even breathe.
>*Click*
>When you come to, a fresh wave of hysteria takes you.
"Anon?! Goddammit!"
>You jump to the contacts list and repeatedly try calling him.
>The girls take notice of your outburst.
>”That was Anon? Where is he dear, did he tell you?”
“No, all he said was that I need to head to Apple Jack’s farm.”
>”Say no more sugarcube, we can head out that way now if you’d like.”
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>>26005390
“Yeah I guess, but what about Rainbow and Rarity?”
>Rainbow speaks up, “Well I’m for a detour, and I have some words for Anon about how to treat a girl.”
>Rarity chimes her assent, and AJ turns onto another road, splitting up with the other three.
>The next few minutes consist of attempting to dial Anons phone and listening to the girls go on about him.
>When you finally pull onto the dirt driveway, you see two men standing by a big pickup chatting idly.
>They perk up at your approach, and walk towards the SUV as you unload.
>”Sunset, you probably don't remember me, my name is Shining Armor, Anon sent me and Mac here to get you.
>You still haven't gotten over yourself, and you reply with just a bit much fervor.
WHERE IS HIS PRICK ASS?”
>”That’s not really what’s important right now-“
>”Like hell it ain't, we been searching high an low for his sorry hide! He better have something really shiny to get himself outta the trouble he’s in.”
>Mac walks over to AJ and puts a hand on her shoulder.
>Shining waits a second, presumably to see if there are any other outbursts.
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>no AJ
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no nameless background mare 7
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>>26005174
Starlight's expected, she's likely going to be playing a major role as Twilight's student.
Coco is also expected a bit, she is pretty damn popular with fans.
Suri however is pretty outta left field. Future S6 appearence perhaps?
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>>26005174
Oh boy, can't wait to spill my spaghetti ordering some girl's happy meals.
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Damn... Applejack has so many threads today.
What did she do to get so many?
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>>26004746
There are only 6 threads dedicated to Applejack.
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>>26004746
Apples, that's how.
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>>26004746
because we're mid hiatus
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"Nopony can break my record, Anon. I'm the best Wonderbolt of all time."
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Let's race!
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>>26004585
>this thread again
>>>/trash/
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>>26004585
You're the Sean Connery of Wonderbolts.
Cool, but no longer the best in the business.
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Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
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>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 117, and we're off to the beach, because of course we're going to the beach in the middle of winter, it only makes sense!
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>>26008453
1 https://archive.today/f0oQ3
2 https://archive.today/dI35Q
3 https://archive.today/o0ktE
4 https://archive.today/w071K
5 https://archive.today/L40YG
6 https://archive.today/EaVK7
7 https://archive.today/uCJn9
8 https://archive.today/c1XZZ
9 https://archive.today/SjdzK
10 https://archive.today/Jmtlu
11 https://archive.today/eqheI
12 https://archive.today/qkLek
13 https://archive.today/EDijG
14 https://archive.today/ZbNtc
15 https://archive.today/CnI1z
16 https://archive.today/pTcOu
17 https://archive.today/MXTjw
18 https://archive.today/kk3FI
19 https://archive.today/JFE0I
20 https://archive.today/wygJG
21 https://archive.today/3bu9x
22 https://archive.today/63p7X
23 https://archive.today/G7mEf
24 https://archive.today/kKu4B
25 https://archive.today/7C6Nz
26 https://archive.today/5YZEa
27 https://archive.today/x8QWT
28 https://archive.today/kIJBv
29 https://archive.today/EP1S2
30 https://archive.today/0rb3f .5 version here https://archive.today/Y5NYc
31 https://archive.today/ONFET
32 https://archive.today/MpCy9
33 https://archive.today/Cqdkc
34 https://archive.today/tts5W
35 https://archive.today/kwIRG
35 https://archive.today/kwIRG
36 https://archive.today/x5j0H
37 https://archive.today/wrcRi
38 https://archive.today/kuXoA
39 https://archive.today/w5Qol
40 https://archive.today/69MUD
41 https://archive.today/1k1Is
42 https://archive.today/CrDfr
43 https://archive.today/ZGUy3
44 https://archive.today/vhtYd
45 https://archive.today/42Hp9
46 https://archive.today/Ah1u9
47 https://archive.today/Eh4Jl
48 https://archive.today/siDSi
49 https://archive.today/VFpsr
50 https://archive.today/kh6Md
51 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20740272/
52 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20855918/
53 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20948915/
54 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21045744/
55 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21159397/
56 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21278151/
57 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21405993/
58 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21510114/
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>>26008467
59. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21619890/
60. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21715642/
61. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21858107/
62. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21945390/
63. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22007346/
64. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22086019/
65. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22152409/
66. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22223659/
67. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22274618/
68. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22337892/
69. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22395817/
70. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22458614/
71. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22571091/
72. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22651546/
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74. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22828938/
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76. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22963669/
77. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23030892/
78. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23102420/
79. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23200765/
80. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23282365/
81. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23369224/
82. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23443675/
83. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23520799/
84. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23581564/
85. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23656624/
86. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23764354/
87. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23878745/
88. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23973977/
89. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24059974/
90. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24160401/
91. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24245691/
92. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24333335/
93. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24423649/
94. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24476469/
95. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24523227/
96. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24574722/
97. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24626415/
98. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24690967/
99. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24759374/
100. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24814923/
101. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24894930/
102. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24958159/
103. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25046878/
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>>26008479
106. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25301100
107. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25385359
108 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25460161
109 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25529408
110 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25616096
111 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25673487
112 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25717170
113 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25779356
114 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25832901
115 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25893943
116 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25941085
Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25941085
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki
Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!
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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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I want to cum inside church
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>>26004521
I want to cum inside.
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>>26004521
A thread died so that this one may live
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She's pwetty
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>>26004454
I know.
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>>26004542
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Muffins a shit.
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I think it's pretty unanimous that any of the Mane Six getting a boyfriend is a VERY bad idea. But what's wrong with a crush or admirer? As long as it doesn't distract from the main story, of course.
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>>26004277
>I think it's pretty unanimous that any of the Mane Six getting a boyfriend is a VERY bad idea.
Unanimous? From the target audience, or from our screaming autism? Because they couldn't given a fraction of a fuck about anyone but the target audience.
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>>26004291
Why else would they be phasing out Flash if they didn't care what we have to say?
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>>26004277
What about a girlfriend?