>I don't WANT your cooking anon, I WANT oat tendies
>>26021429
Tendies? Only the autistic eats tendies.
>>26021429
what about nuggers, dashie?
Spike sure seems to like em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMHwhnJE54Y
>>26021429
You want tendies?
Be they crispy or from Wendy's?
Twilight, did you just call me "Mom"?
>>26021186
Do I look like a pony; sun nigger?
>>26021199
>Celestia is senile and mistakes humans for ponies
New and improved!
>>26021185
Glam
>>26021185
>improved
How can you improve perfection?
>>26022038
Higher pixel resolution?
Welcome to the first annual FO:E CYOA!
I'm you writer, MrCakeandRice.
If you have never seen Fallout Equestria, google it.
Any ways onto the story
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>"your gonna go far kid."
>The voice of your father does little to calm you down
>He sighs, and looks to the ponies gathered around us
>Raiders
>They smell like burnt hair dipped in cat piss
>He starts to speak again, but is cut off by a raider with a Zebra Officers sword
>Litterally
>Like, his neck is sliced open
>He slumps, but throws a bundle wrapped in white cloth at you
>Like something out of a bad movie, the raiders take small steps twoard you, slowly gaining closer
What do you do?
>>26021136
Check inventory, faggot
>>26021136
Fly, if not Pegasus, At least try to Teleport.
And if all else fails....Run into the nearest hiding spot that the raiders can access.
>>26021136
Check cloth.
>Hey Princess Celestia!
>Why the long face?
"Hey! Stophorsing around!"
>>26021069I forgot to spoiler the picture.
>"MAKE ONE MORE STUPID PUN, HUMAN."
>"I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU."
>"MAKE A PUN ONE MORE TIME, SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
So bits are like solid gold right?
That's like well over 3 million dollars worth right there, for apples.
I don't think any of us can afford to live in equestria.
>>26020809
They'll pay more than that for 15 minutes of bellyrubs, as i would be the only one for the job
>>26020809
Value is determined by how much the item in question is credited by the people using it. Gold only has value because of its scarcity and people believing that it has worth. Gold is probably less rare in Equestria, so the price of it is less than it would be on Earth.
>>26020809
I want to have sex with Granny Smith.
Coming soon...
>>26020792
It's getting old and boring.
>>26020792
You're pretty much the Spanish Inquisition of /mlp/ at this point.
>>26020833
Dubs confirm.
>>26020792
Try holding a better pony hostage next time
Should she have been redeemed?
>>26020446
starlight is already an excuse for a pathetic villain
the same bullshit as did with discord
>>26020446
No, but then agian the show is called Friendship is Magic for a reason
Of course. How else would Hasbro sell more toys?
>no school shooting anon green
do I have to write it?
>>26020256
Yes
>>26020256
It's not anon, and it's a YTP, but you might get a kek or two out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m98Ix5up_rY
>>26020256
You can if you want, anon, but it's just going to come off as edgy for the sake of being edgy. Feel free to try though, I'd love to be surprised.
is it happing?/mlp/
>>26020166
>ifunny watermark
>no salsa
>>26020166
bump
>>26020166
>ifunny
>obvious shoop
>Nov 28
sage/10
>"Dude, you have gotta hear this!"
What does she want you to hear, /mlp/?
>>26020118
Tibetan monk throat singing
>>26020118
the sound of >rape
>>26020118
African dream pop
What do you plan to do about the pony belly ache pandemic in Ponyville?
Take this opportunity to pretend i'm a doctor and stick my hands up their rectums.
>>26019784
Rape the pain away
>>26019784
Not to worry, Mr. Fingers is here with his MIRACLE HANDS!
Would you waifu Twi even if it meant you know who being in your life?
>>26019509
when did she become a marsupial?
>>26019509
I'm afraid i would.
>>26019509
Nah, there are plenty of alternatives to Twilight that don't include...that.
Got a bro who's spamming me with all his rarest Pepes, so I decided to fight back with things like pic related.
Post your best to help the cause.
>>26019495
I have an archive of rare dashies. I'll dump them.
>"Anon! Were you the one who carved "Twilight Sux LoL" into the castle wall!?"
>>26019297
"Hey, I was just advertising your little 'side business'."
>>26019297
Do you have evidence that I did?
>>26019297
I forgot the @
I carved it in the castle wall because I heard you raging while playing League