Ohhh like a star in the daylight, or like a diamond at night
Your light will shine when the time is right....
A friend for life, that's what you are to me
>>26014417
Bing ching chong, you're going to suck my dong.
Thank you Anon
>>26014417
Literally the same face
>Anon...
>I saw a spider in my bed.
>Please help me
>"Sup, bro?"
>>26014143
Spoder no hurt you.
Spoder is friend.
>>26014158
This
Embrace the spoder let it consume you
So...is it gay to own brushables, I'm on the verge of buying some but I just don't know
Yes it's totally gay, you can go ahead and buy some now.
>>26014089
Don't worry anon. We're all gay here.
People are already going to think you're faggot for liking the show, you have nothing to lose
Is Twilight Asian, or White?
>>26013894
She's purple
She's jewish.
So sandnigger pretending to be white.
>>26013898
/thread
What's the best MLP episode to watch with your girlfriend?
>>26013887
>girlfriend
>>26013887
I think, anyone if fine for your hand.
>>26013887
Anatomical correct edit
Any one of the cmc ep's is fine
Jack Harkness goes to equestria,
What happens?
He fucks every creature in sight till the Doctor manages to get to equestria to get him back
>"JACK! LET THE SMALL DRAGON GO!"
>"...aw, come on, don't be a bummer..."
Nothing
>"Holy Craparoni, Anon. What is with this Adam Sandler guy in your human world?? Like I just checked out a few of his movies and LUNA CHRIST is he not funny. And this guy's a billionaire? I really hope that's not what the comedy in your world is like. I honest to Celestia hope not."
>>26013385
he's the Goodwill's of Humor, don't worry.
>>26013385
It...used to be different, once...;_;
Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison are awesome. Granted, he does suck now, but those were classics, you pink piece of poo.
>Is a MILF
>Rich
>Attitude of a winner
>Daughter is Diamond Tiara
Why isn't she your waifu? She is mine.
She's married.
>>26013159
Who is that going to stop?
>apple jack, what's a fuck?
>>26012658
>"...ya'll aren't allowed to talk to Anon anymore."
>"Something that no one gives"
>>26012658
>"Well, depending on the context, it's either an individual sexual encounter, or an arbitrarily small unit of interest in a particular thing. Why do you ask?"
Got a friend that is annoyed by nothing more than Spiderized Rara.
Post all you've got, drawings welcomed.
>>26012237
Rarity....spider.....8 legs....
There, I've got a really good one for you.It's crab time!
>>26013235
>8 legs
>>26012237
Why's this friend of yours hate spiders, OP?
Doesn't he know that arachnids are our greatest allies in the war against insects?
Starlight Glimmer is doubleplusgood.
>>26012154
Look at this blackwhite and their bellyfeel duckspeak
>>26012512
>>26012154
lol queers
>>26012514
>being this uncultured
If you didn't recognize the 1984 references in the episodes and in this thread, then your country's public education system has failed you.
Could any of the mane six ever love an autist?
Autist doesn't recognize love.
Word he understands of dictionary.
Concept is merely of lies.
if they are drunk enough, yes
>>26012079
Twilight's an autist.
>You've been falsely accused of statutory rape of a minor.
>Evidence presented is your obsession with mlp, including your clop folder and 1080p collection of every episode.
How fucked are you?
>>26012057
About 4% actually.
>>26012057
>saving clop on your main machine
>not hiding an external hard drive with all your porn on it
And I have a few other shows on my computer so it doesn't look that out of place.
>>26012057
Statutory rape implies that I've had sex at least once.
I am 0% fucked.
How do you think Pinkie Pie would react to someone staring at her flank?
>>26011695
"OH, ARE YOU STARING AT MY BUTT? WELL WHY DON'T YOU FUCK ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M A HUGE SLUT AND I WILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!"
Is that what you wanted to hear, OP?
>>26011695
>"ooh, did I get frosting there from my last cupcake decorating marathon?"
>>26011695
>"I see you lookin', Nonny."
>"Wanna take a closer look?"
>Pink Pone jumps backwards, assaulting your face with her soft, squishy ass.
LIGHTNING ROUND draw prompt!
>Draw a sketch of a pony, or any other creature, while leaving any construction lines in.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/136859551613/
Winter break continues for the fillies and colts of Equestria. Eventually they'll be called back to their classrooms for more schooling, perhaps sooner rather than later, but the teachers are still enjoying their time off, too. Still, it might be a good idea to start thinking about those return homework projects. Vacation essays, diorama crafts - the usual sorts of simple participation and attentiveness assignments. Critical thinking generally waits for the class to have readjusted to work. Which all means it's extra-important that a filly has some great days to write about!
Apple Bloom was away for Hearth's Warming; was Sweetie Belle with her family, too? Likely. Rainbow Dash might have been free, though, if she didn't go back to Cloudsdale for a visit. What kind of holiday was it for Scootaloo?
>>26055196
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
First for non-ponies
My Nightmare Moon is making growling noises when I cuddle her
Is this normal or should I get a replacement?