>"Anon its 4 in the morning and you're still awake, is something wrong?"
>"need to talk about it?"
>>26036056It's 2 for me, though.And no, Pinkie, I'm just happy to waste the hours away.
>>26036056
WHATWASTHATPINKIEICANTHEARYOUOVERTHESOUNDOFTHECOFFIEMAKERDIDYOUKNOWTHATCOFFIECOULDKILLYOUIFITHADTHEWRONGTHINGSINITLIKECYANIDEPOSIONOROTHERSTUFFLIKETHATDIDYOUALSOKNOWTHATYOURENOTREALANDIDONTREALLYCAREHELLIWORRYCAREABOUTFUCKINGANYPONIESASLONGASISTILLHAVEMYCOFFIECOFFIECOFFIECOFFIECOFFIECOFFIECOFFIECOFFIECOFFIECOFFIECOFFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anon passes out on the floor puking out brown liquids, This what happens.
>>26036056I want to kill myself so that I can be with you.
PRINCESS! TWILIGHT! SPARKLE!
AVE
>>26035985
>>26035985
But Anon that is clearly an ancient Greek Corinthian helmet, not an Imperial Roman Galea. In fact, the whole outfit looks much more like something an ancient Greek hoplite would wear.
Would youfeed her?
>>26035861
>>26035887
"Repeat after me. Apple fritter!"
>"Appew fwittew," Applejack says with a giggle.
"Good enough."
>You grab a small piece of the fritter and feed it into her open mouth.
>She munches on it with her baby teeth and claps her hooves giddily, very much pleased with herself.
>You can't help but smile at the sight.
>"Mow appew fwittew?" she asks after she finishes her piece.
>The girl can eat. You'll give her that.
"I think you've had enough, cowgirl," you say, gently booping her on the nose and making her scrunch.
>"But I want mow!" she demands, flailing her hooves in a mini tantrum.
>Suddenly, Applejack loses her balance and starts to fall backwards.
>Aw fuck.
>You place your hands in back of the tot and catch her, swooping her up in one smooth motion that causes her to giggle at the thrill.
"Careful now, AJ. You don't want to hurt that little head of yours. Almost gave me a heart attack."
>"Again! Again!"
"No," you reply with a laugh. "Not again."
>You set her back down on the table where she can resume her lighthearted silliness.
>"Anom?"
>That's the name she calls you by.
"Yes, AJ?"
>"When Momma and Poppa come home?"
>Your heart stops.
"Oh, um. Uhh..."
>What do you tell her?
"Uh..."
>You force a smile and grab a nearby plate of her favorite treats.
"How about some more apple fritters?"
>"Yay appew fwittew!"
>>26036007
That's not health Anon. You're going to have to break her heart sooner than later.
Any nintendo fags on here ever play this? I'm thinking of ordering a copy. Its apparently a megaman 3 hack.
>>26035557
>>>/vr/ is THAT way, bro. Maybe you can get a chuckle out of some of the ones with a sense of humor.
>>26035566
I'm sure a post like this wouldn't be welcomed over there. And since its pony related, i'm asking here.
roody poo.
Is it really? Looks just like a mockup cart to me.
>noun
>noun noun
>adjective noun
>noun verb
What am I missing?
Blossomforth is an exception
>>26035208
>noun adverb
>>26035160
> pun on name of famous real person
*BRAAAAP*
>>26035130
Hey girl I just shit my pants let me get in yours
no
>>26035130
*BRRRRRRT*
The Creator of God, and the ultimate pone:
Thy beauty is peerless.
>>26035018
Want this card for your collection?
>tfw you realize Canterlot Boutique in particular despite its message hilariously was ultimately written to sell a specific new mass produced plastic toy
>>26034971
If you think that's hypocrisy, you should see fight club.
>Criticizes heavily capitalism, yet costs 69 or so millions to produce
This meme is going to far
>>26034971
What is this whole show
>Hasbro: Sell this
>Team: Shit now we gotta make a story around it
Is she JRHNBR?
Well?
>>26034805
Just
Really
Horny,
Not
Butt
Ravaged?
(whisper)I'M WATCHING YOU
>>26034332
>>26034332
Excuse me?
>>26035122
Post the filly version of your favorite pony
>>26034164
you just did
>>26034164
Moar appul fwitter?
Spike might be cold blooded like reptiles. So he would enjoy the feeling of hot cum inside him. In his mouth or in his ass. Your cum would spread warmth throughout his body. He might even become addicted to the feeling. He would be bugging you all day to do it with him.
Would you let Spike be your cum dump?
>>26034005
Dude what
No thread should go without a reply from someone other than the faggot OP.
Does anyone have that cap from the anon who wanted a blowjob from spike and then ended up getting his dick melted off?
How accurate is this br0s
>>26033704
Piss-and-blood haired girl is neither cute nor sexy
>>26033704
Delusional/10
>>26033704
I'm not your bro, friend
On a scale from 1 to 10, how much does this faggot piss you off?
>>26033543
>1 to 10
Gay nigger faggot is my rating
>>26033543
I couldn't care less
On a scale of 1 to faggot how 10 is this post?
>̓̆͗͒̿̀̌̆́̎̍͢͞͏̡̻̟̼͉͕͖̹̩̱̰̠̹̮̗̰͘H̜̲̗͖̯̻̹̀̿̔ͦ͒͑̌͛ͣ̃̏͋̔ͣ͘͞͞e̷̸͚͚͙̮̯̺̝̖̲̺͙͎͇͙ͣ̒̓̈̈́͌͆ͫ̔̀ͫͮ̋̆̀͛̀͟͠y̢̜͎̩̞̲͔͙̯̲͓̞̟̣̬͍͇̳̯̺ͭ̂̈̎ͦ͗̊ͩ́ͩ͑͠͝ ̴̛̀̔ͪ̽̀҉̫͔̬̳͇͖͓̟̦̺̭̭ͅͅN̛͓̪͈͚̳͓̯͌ͣ̒̔͂͒͢͜͝o̷̡̪̖͇̞̥̼͕ͥ͗ͪ͛͛̿͒̈͐̊ͅn̶̼͖̲͓̘͈̺̦͚͉͍̖̲̣͂͗̊̽̐͋̎ͬ̌̊͒͛̄́͘͘ͅn̸̡̩͔͕͔̮̺͕͖͕̪͙̥̓ͮ́ͪ̽ͮ̄̓́̐ͫ͐̊̐̃͊̚͜͡ȳͨ̇͂͑͠҉̼̝̯̳!͍̥̰͎͉̪̜̲̺̟̳̲̗̙͋ͯͨ͛̋̅͌́͡ ̶̡̻̙̳̖̤̲̣̺̲̦̻͉̱͚̤̦͖͉̄ͯ͌̈́̎̃̈̀̑ͤ̕͟͞ͅW̸̴̟̣̞̜̦͇͉̬̫̭̻̝̜ͮ̿̐̅̑̄͂̍̉̊̚͘͟h̏̃́̂ͮ͞҉͕̬̞͖̀͞ą̘͙͎͈̠̳̩̫̌ͫ̇͋ͥ̆̽̈́̕͜͠͞t̐͆͑̿͑ͤ̑̊ͯ̊̒͠҉̠̭̠̣̟̟̝̯͙̖ͅͅc̺̻͖̳̹̟̞̦̞̞̒̊̃̂̏̏̓ͮ̀̀͡h̴̢̡̛̺̳̲̪̩̰̦̗̬̘͙̠̀̓̈ͩ͑͑̂́̎ͨ̅͜ỵ͔͕̤̺̮͔̪̗̮̻̱͙̖͎̪̬̏̏ͮ̏̒̌̒̊̈́̿͒̎̏̔̾̈̒́́͟͞ͅͅả̓ͬ̋ͪ͊͒̇ͣ̓̚͏͈͔̭̜̩̟̲̣̺̗͔̝̖̹͉͎̕͞ ͆̅̒̓͗̈́ͣ́̇͌͆̾̄̄̋͊͐ͪ͏̴̪̯̙̹̲͎͈͚͓̣̤̪̹̠̩̩͈͢ͅḑ͙͇̙̤͎͒͋̀ͭ̊͂́́̚͜͜ǒ̷̬̺̮̠͎̖̱̩̣̺̾͋̎ͪ͒̅̌́ͦ̎͊̾̚̕i̳̭̤̘̹͎̯̟̝̫̝̫̭̺̼̦̒̈́ͤ̅ͨͨ̒̑ͤͤ͛ͪͬ̎ͣ͜͟ͅṇ̻͓̙̖̱̹͔͓̦͓̳̲̐͗͋ͬͮ͜͠͠?̶̶͔͓̟̙̺͍̭̘̬̳̘̯̳̤ͭ͒ͦͭ̐͊͋̊ͭ͗̎͂̑ͫ͟͠ ̸̬̯̫͔̩͎̱̮̮͖̲̞̪̐ͦ͗ͭ̀̚͘͜͞W̶̸͚̺̲͈̲̾́́̒ͭͪͧ̽͆̚̚a̒ͮ̾͛̓̇̈҉҉̯͔͉̼͖̗͔n̷̜͉̘͓̱͕͚̣̝̤͈̹̪͎̹͕̾ͨͧ̂ͩ̈̀n̵̆ͦ͐̄ͧ̍͊҉͈̲̬͓̘͜ą̴̨͕̗̼̩̟͇͎͇̯̦̖̠̤̦͍̊͆ͣͧ͂ ̨͓͙͍̩͍̣͔̭̗̘͈͌ͨ͊̎ͯ͂̀͟͞ċ̷ͮ͑͒̀͢͡͏͙͙͈͉̪̘̙̺̜͔̭͇̪̘͚̘oͦ͗͆̐ͪ͋̍̇͂̋̆̾̏̀̍̾ͨ̏̈̀̕͏͍̜̹̼͈̻̳̮̗̮̻̥̀m̨̛͔̫͖̳̏̆̌̈͆̊͊ͩ̀̋ͨḛ̡͕̹̺̰̰̤͙̞̲͉̏́̄̇͒̀̃̈́̍̏͞ ̧̭̖̟͙͎͚̥̹̼̫͙̖̥̬ͣͩ̍̾̽̿̉̇͑̎͋͘͡͠ͅp̛̩̠͇͈̺͙̱͍̣̥̥̱͎̠͓̹͕̋ͯ̃͌̕ĺ̨̤̻̻͓̭̖͎̜͖̗ͯ̓ͥͧͫ̀̓ͥ̍̓͊̋͑ͮͪ̃̕͡͝ą̫̣̼͈̗̯̏ͮ͐̌̿̉̿̃́̂̐ͣ̊̽ͪͧ̚͟͡ͅÿ̛̩̪͍̞̾̊͆̆͌̏̚̕͟ ̸̛̼̙͉̱̱̘̫̩͉̝̫̼ͦ͐̂ͭ͌̈ͫ͗͑̎̐̆̄ͭ͡͡ẘ͖͈̜͕ͩ̋̋̈͛ͣ͛ͩ̿͒̍̽̏̈́ͫͦ͜͞i̷̡̛͕̦̘̙͖̦͔̳̳͙ͤ̑̑ͧ͛͆̎̓ͦ̂̆̐͑ͣ̈́̍͝ͅͅͅţ̵͇̻̮̬̮̬͙̗͕̗̰͉̟̳͙̠̬͂ͤ̍̈͐̎ͫͬ̒h͗̅̅́ͥͣ̅͆ͥ҉̵͍̮̮̲̘͔̲͚͞ ̸̹̫̲̪͕̣̊̓͊̍ͬ̀̅ͨͮ̓̏͋̓̂̌̄ͧ̾̀m̸͚͚̫̝͇̺̠̪͇̯̜̅͌ͫ̂̌̏̒͢͟͢͠e̸̶͔̖̘͈̟̯̝̼̳̼̗̹̭͚̥̒͆́̎ͪͧ̐̄̑?̐ͪ͌ͦ̒̑ͧ̒ͧ̄̃̑̈ͤ͐̎̿̇ͮ͟҉̺̪̲̲̤̮͘͞͠
>>26033519
(CANT WAKE UP)
>>26033536
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
>>26033536
>>26033567
>̛̤͎̮̘̺̼̝̩̙̻̞̱̠̬͇̟̇͊͗̑̏ͯ̾̑̑̀́Ŷ̧̒̂̆͒̇ͪ̂ͯ͒̂͋̐̆ͭ͗҉̕͘҉̮̗̱̦̱̣̱̜ͅǫ̳͉̰̟͉̩̻̲̺̣̞̹̭̹̞̐ͤ̏̈́͜ų̠̠͓͙̥̯͕͈͇̤͖͔̼͉͓̳̲ͫ̀͛̓ͫ̐ͧ̎ͥͣͬ͂͒̆̿̀͘͢͢'̨̼̼͓͉̎ͯ͋͒̈́ͦ̾̓̏͜r̷̴͖̱̱͎͔̠̭͕͓̙̯̥̩͍̗̣̺͇͑̃̽̒͌͂ͮ̄̂͂̈ͤ̅͌̔ͭ͋̎e̵̴̥̣̙̤ͤ̄ͯ̅ͦͯ̆ͫ̌ͪ̐ͥ̅̎̍̐̚͘͡ͅ ̵̨̦̤̦͈͕̘͉̫͕̥̮̗̃̏̈̊̌̍̍̊ͦ̉ş̵͈̯͔̭͓͚͉ͩͨͬ̽̈ͮͨͪ͐ͯ͊̏̚̚ỏ̴̢̡̭̻͍̣̪͓̹̩̝̼̺̮͇̹ͧ͛̅̇̿͑̀́͑ͬͩͥ̿̃̾͟ ̶̛̬͚̟̖̠̮̟ͩ̎ͯ̇̇̍͒̑ͪ̍ͩ̆̾̄͗ͤ̚͞s̵̯̺͓̝͓̘̦͇̰̦͍̓͗̾̊̌̽̀͞i̡̠͓̞͍̖͉̥̹̞̼͕̻͖̠̫̖ͫ͂ͪͭ́͞l̓̽̈̿͏̨̬̮͕̱̖͎̭͓̘̥̯̪̠̰̱̗̺̻l̨̛͓̣̝̙̭̻̩̘̥̺̮̜̐̋͒̓̀̕y̨͒͒̉̀̈ͣͩ̔ͬͮͮͥ̋̆̚͏̸̰͇͎̣̫̗̥͎͇̣̥̹̦͕͔̘͈͕ ̩̣̹͔͕̜͚̝̩̮͔̰̰̟̜͚̹͚̱̈́ͮ̀̂͊̽̄̂̆ͣͩ͗̄́A̴̡̛̹̤̞̙̘̎̎͒̈́̋̌͛̚͡n̨̨͔̗̤̙̯̗͔͖̥̟͇̰͍͇̼̍̏̒̉̂̽ͦ͑ͬ͑͛̀̽̓͐̓̀ͅͅo̶̰̠̻̭̥̘͕͓̫̯̹̘̺̹̤͔̔͑ͦ͒̐͗ͧͮ̑̈́́̀͞ͅn̠͚̱̜͍̣̳͊̿̋̍ͥͤͫ̈́ͥ͒͋̽̅̎̍͆͌ͯ͡͡!̸̶̘̰̖̱ͣ̄̏̋ͨ͗ͥ̈́̉ͬͫͯ͑̋ͧͨͤ͘͜ ̸̸̖̞͖̘̫̪̘͉̠̱̻̖̪̝̼̻͇̇̌ͧͬͦ̔̈̎͋ͦͪ̾ͪ̄ͩ̂͑͟͠͡H̵͔̙̠̠̜̳̬̑͂̄ͫ̔ͪ̇͑́̂͐ͦ̌̿͘ô̢̡̟͚̩͎̽ͫ̓̒̇̐̋͢ẘ͆ͩ̒ͥ͒ͮ̅̂̄̆̀͏̗͖͈̠̮̱̠͔̻̞̲͘͘͞ ̶̺̳͔̣̤͎̞̪̟̥̳̪͙͔̓ͨ̇̓̽̌ͮ͛ͧ̇̆͆́̊̾́̕c̻̞͇͇̤̲̻̮̤̖̖̾̅̋ͣ̐͗̓ͬ͛̿̈́͆̿͟a̛̻̳̹̦͎̗̦͙͔̘̦̤͇̤̯̠ͫ͊͋̀ͣ̎̐͞n̢̘̜̜̹̜̮̼̙̙̺͓͈̱͔͖̹̭͕ͧͨ̌ͮ͆̌͐̔ͬ̋̋ͅ ̢̗̯̹͓̱͎̣̈͊̌ͭ͋͌ͥ͌͛̀y̖̭̟͈͇̰̹͐͐̃̊ͯ͋ͭͭ͡ơ̶͕̞͚̖̱̺̪͙̦͒ͮͭ͑̿͑͆̊͌͆̅͑͛̊ͭ̑ͦͩ͢͢͠ȗ̷͐̔̀̚͏̧͉̹̮͉̱̝̟̘̲̹͕͓̼̹͈̠͎ ̵̶̡̭̼̻̤͚͖͍̰̬͓͙̘̘̼̔̽̅ͦ́̊̀̓̿ͪ́͢w̡͑̅͒͂̐ͨ͑͑ͦ͋̆͢͞҉̟̖̙̙̪͔͔̣̪̬a̧̲͍͙̯̳͈̦̰̭͍̬̺ͩͩͧ̍̈́̈͋̅̾̉̊ͣ̆̏̓́k̢̨͉͔̪̜̰͉̝̰̭̒͋ͫ͒ͭ͌̽ͧ̍ͬ̾͗͜ē͊̈́͛̍̀ͭͨ̈ͯ͛҉̶͏̟̹̺̤͢ ̍ͫ̃͑҉̴̨͎̜̼͓͓̠ư͌́̅̂ͬ͛ͦ͂͛ͧͬͫ̔ͤͩ̍̚̚͏͕̻̥̼͚̱̝̼̗͉͇̮̝̬͔̼̣̕͜p̴̯̠̰̻̖̖͔̤͕̜̼͌̄͆ͤͬͭ͊͐͆͛̂̓͊̌͂ͣ̀́ ͍̱̫̹̞̤͈̻͙̼͍̯͉͖̬͎͔͆̾ͣͮ́̏̏̆̏̔̎̔̀͠ͅw̵̷̷̾͗̎̎̅̎ͥ̈́̌̽̚̚͏̮͙͈͓̙͎̕ḧ̜̤̬̱͓́̆̄ͪ̉ͨ̎͂̈́͂̏̒̽̑ͪ̓̉̔͞e̷͚̼̳̫͙̙̝̤͍̣ͮͩ̀̀̎̇͜n̼̺̤̝̟̭̺̞̣̦̗̘̗̒́̓ͪͯ̊̽̽̊̅͐͐ͫ̄̆̈ͩ͘ ̷̨̛͔̺͚̳̩̟͈̯͛̄͌͒ͯ͋̾̄ͩ̒ͥͥ̆̋ͫ͌́͞y̸̩͚̤̦͙̍ͪ͗ͯͩ͌͌̄ͪͭ̄̃͂̽ͧ̿ͣͨ̀ö́̀͂ͧ͊ͬ̒̎ͭ̏ͦ͋҉̛̜̬̥͈͚̟̮̘̥̝̪̳̦̠͞͠u̷ͤ̑̅̎ͥͬ̒ͤ͑̓̾̑̓̇̚҉̧̤̥̩͚̠'̶̶̗͕̘͖͔̖̬͇̹̺̦̭̫͔͎̳̪̖̤ͤͧ̔̄͋̿͜͠͞ŗ̧̯̰͙̜̘̲͓̮̼̰̗̘̣̙̫̹͖̄̔͂ͫͮͩͧ̎̎͋ͮͅę̷̹̳̼͕̞̜͍̱̖̯̞͙̒͒̈̃̑̃͠͡ ̴̼͍̪̜͔͍̥̞̝̦͔͚̭͙̪͍̖͚̐ͣ̒̏̓ͮ́͆͒́͘͞a̵͙̖̲̯̝͓̯ͨ̐̿ͤ͐͌͂͑ͥ͋͊͑̓͛̓ͭ̕ͅl̽ͫ̌̐͊̒̈̀͏̛͙͉̬̥͔̳̝̯̤̪̯̳̣ŕ̷̟̲̖͈̼̣͉̭̘̥̗̌̆̒͂̊͌̌̿͂̍̉̈̅́̚̚͘͢͞e̴̴̶̖̗̗̖̘͇̺̦͕ͨͩ̂̔a̟̗̥͔̻̳̙͚̼͓̗̒ͩ̅̂̈́̊͗ͦͥ͒̏͑ͬ̀͘͝͞d̶ͭͩ̏̋ͥ͒̓҉̜̤͓̩̤͍͠ͅỵ̡̗͔̬̲̭̫̲̉̈́̆̉̋͐̃ͅ ̡̛̜̺̥̭̙̫̫̣̱̬̲͚͖̜̏̊͒̏ä́ͭͦͪ҉̭͔̥͖̣͇̼̦̟͚̱̯͈̦̙̳͔͉̖͠ẁ̡̜̰̼̭̟̪̺̥̗̤̝͉̘̊̈́̀̚ã̵̡̞̰̙̏ͥ͒ͬͪ̋͆ͩ͛̕k̴̪̲̲̫̲̙̜̳̼͓̎̈̐͋͂̎ͩ̐̊̓̕͘͜͞ę̶̻̹̞̭̺̫̣͇͍̫͆̑̓̍͐́͟͠?̷̢̱̳͖̭͖̬̆ͦͣ̇̇̍ͫ̐͋