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>>26013452
First for [TwiTwi] [Bullylight] [Crusaderlight] [r9klight] [Sperglight]

>>26013469
fuck forgot [Trainerlight] and [Sugarlight] for the full "pick your favorite" experience

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instantcoffee did a thing that made my sides go bye-bye:
>>25939954

it features our chase sister Sunset

>>26011023
I bet the unedjamacated raiders might refer to the bombs as something other than bombs.

>>26011023
>more popular mannerisms
Shooting on sight.
It's all the rage.

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>>26011023
Despite memory orbs affirming to the contrary, wasteland ponies coming to refer to the princesses not as royalty, but as gods.

I really want to start a greentext story in this universe. Just thinking of ideas.

> mfw were actually 15 threads in

>>26009065
>Legend tells of the human race, who briefly appeared for a time, then mysteriously disappeared
>The last time humans appeared, the minotaur race emerged, an evolution from normal bovines brought about through human intervention
>Minotaurs still hold the belief that one day the human race shall appear again and bring them into the next step of their evolution

>>25998196
Why do these threads die quickly. I see a new one almost every night.

No hate, just wondering.

>>25998211
Because we never get writefags. And when we do barely anyone gives feedback or talks about the story. We could use more writefags in this board

>>25998245
Same anon here.

I would love to contribute to these threads. Only problem is the lack of motivation and ideas, which is fault on my part

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Big sister loves you.

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>>25989935
get the fuck over here

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meh i'd still cum inside

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>>25988344
that one on the right is so hot. that neck goes on forever.

/mlp/ must be the only board with a sex doll thread.

I cant leave you retards alone for four goddamned hours without the thread dying.

you guys suck

If griffons are jews, does that make Arimaspi Hitler? Is Gilda Israel?

>>25986392
>griffons are jews
since when?

dragons are all about hoarding shekels, and diamond doges are all about hoarding shinies while enslaving others. how do gryphons fit into that?

>>25975566

>You walk into town with Fluttershy, who is still elated over the whole carrot ordeal
>Right off the bat, you spot one of the five vegetable vendors town
>Perfect
>”Hey Flutts. Go over to that stand right there, and ask for some onions.”
>All the color that was in her face drains in an instant
>”Mmfmmfm?”
>You take the carrots from her mouth before continuing
“You heard what I said.”
>”But Anon, I don't know if I can…”
“Look, Fluttershy, do you want to be a doormat for the rest of your life?”
>”No…”
“Then get over there, and ask for some onions.”
>She nervously walks over to the fruit stand, while you pretend to study some sort of cog at a nearby stand
>”Wanna buy somethin’?” the mechanic asks gruffly
“Nah, just perusing,” you respond
>”Look, if ya ain’ gonna buy anything, git away from my stand.”
>You look up from the gear, somewhat bemused, somewhat annoyed
“Look mac, do you know who I am?”
>”Quite frankly, I don't give a-”
“I'm Twilight Sparkle’s kid.”
>That was enough to shut him up
>”N-no you're-”
“I'm adopted fucker. And if you really wanna find out, I can just mosey on down to the library, and we can find out firsthand. Now unless you want your business to burn in front of you, and your family to be sold into slavery, I suggest you shut up, and let me loiter here.”
>The stallion begins nodding vigorously, and sinks back into his stand
>”Twelve bits per onion!” you hear the vegetable salesmen declare.”
>”But last week it was only ten bits per onion!” Fluttershy complains
>”That's the economy for ya. Do you want it, or not?”
>”No… I can't afford anything beyond ten bits…”
>”Then leave my stand.”
>You glance over, and watch Fluttershy slowly sulk away
>After a few moment’s hesitation, you walk over to the vendor
“Hey there!” you greet in the most cheerful tone you can muster. “How's it going?”
>He looks up at you, annoyed, before huffing
>”’S alright. Was a lot better a second ago."

>>25979713
Bump oh lordy bump

>>25979713
bump for moar

gond dnapxe

>>25976439
>http://pastebin.com/6T3TyA2N
It's nicely written. It'll be great when it gets to the ponies and TF stage.
Since you wanted errors pointed out, I believe that shit-eating should be hyphenated.

>>25977029
>shit-eating should be hyphenated
This is the funniest piece of out of context proofreading advice that I have ever seen.

>>25975125
Woo, I made it. Now back to horse things.

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B-bump

geez that thread header is amazing

Riggy is truly a kind and generous king

>>25969617
fuck this is my fetish

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>>25969643
>knife and fork cannibalism
>male on female

reposting the story.
again, i'm not too sure. if it's shit tell me so.


>Sunset is leaning against the wall, a lit cigarette in hand.
>Smoke fills the air around her, creeping into your lungs.
>Normally, you would keep a safe distance from her, especially during breaks when she signaled the desire to be left alone like this.
>You turned a corner too sharp and just found yourself in front of her this time though, nearly running into her.
>She takes a drag from her cig, inhaling deep into her lungs.
>After a second she exhales again, blowing smoke into your face.
>”What do you want?”
>What did you want?
>To be honest, more than anything you want this moment to end.
>To get a few meters of safety space between you two.
“Uhm...”
>Say something, Anon.
>Anything.
>Tell her you wanted to talk to her.
>Fuck, are you crazy, what do you even want to say to her then?
>Tell her smoking is prohibited on school grounds.
>You shut your mouth!
>Tell her...
>”Hey! Fuck do you want, Fag?”
>Your internal ramblings are cut off.
>Act! Now!
“C-can I bum one?”
>You point at her cigarette.
>Fuck! What? Why?
>Sunset sighs, produces a pack of smokes, taps the bottom to make a single one stand out and holds it up to your face.

>>25965831
>You hesitate for a moment but a look at Sunset's face tells you she's not joking.
>She's actually staring at you, eyes cold.
>Like she's warning you not to disregard her sudden and unusual sign of generosity.
>A bit shaky, you close your teeth around the cigarette sticking out and pull it back.
>That's how the cool guys do it, right?
>Why have you gotten yourself into this kind of situation?
>You don't even smoke.
>You're still standing across from her, a bit closer than you'd like to.
>She, leaned against the wall casually, you, standing stiffly, afraid to breathe, cigarette in your mouth.
>”You're gonna light it, Fag?”
“Uhm...”
>This was all a horrible mistake.
“I... I don't have a lighter.”
>Another sight, more annoyed this time.
>Sunset moves her hand into her coat pocket.
>Quickly.
>A small part of you thinks she's finally had enough of you now.
>She'll be pulling out a combat knife, quickly stabbing you in the chest so she can go back to smoking undisturbed.
>You wouldn't have too much of a problem with that.
>At least if you were dead, this moment would finally be over.
>Instead, she pulls out a black Zippo lighter, sharply snapping it open in front of your face.
>You didn't just flinch, did you?
>A move of her thumb ignites the flame.
“Thanks.”
>As confident as you can, you light your cig and immediately take a deep drag.
>And proceed to cough your lungs out.

>>25965838
>”What the fuck are you doing?”
“I...”
>Only coughing.
>Fucking hell, why do people do this to themselves?
“I...”
>”Bitch, are you telling me i wasted a fucking smoke on your ass for nothing now?”
>Her eyes are cold, her stare is deadly.
>You're just able to catch your breath again.
“I'm sorry.”
>”Fucking fag.”
>Her voice has an amused tone to it now, paired with a shark smile on her lips.
>”Pick it up!”
>What?
“What?”
>A blow lands on your sternum, not hard enough to cause any real damage, yet it still takes the air out of you.
>You drop on your knees, grasping for air.
>Sunset stands above you, arms folded across her chest with a sly grin still.
>”Did I stutter, bitch? Pick it up!”
>You fumble around on the ground for the cigarette you dropped in you coughing fit, the tip still glowing.
>”Finish it!”
>Her tone is commanding, her eyes unfaltering.
>Something tells you not to fuck around here.
>Shakily, you pull the cig to your lips again and take another drag, careful not to inhale too deep and keeping the smoke mostly in your mouth.
>”Properly, Bitch!”
>A kick to your bent-over form assures you that Sunset is not easily deceived here.
>Hastily, as to not incur more of her wrath, you take long, deep drags until the cigarette is spent, trying your hardest not to cough again.
>Once you're finished you rise up again, slowly.
>Sunset grins at you.
>”Say thank you, fag.”
“T-thank you, Sunset.”
>”You're welcome, Pussy.”
>Your mouth tastes like something had crawled in and died in there.
>”Here's your reward.”
>What? This can't be good.
“Sunset, I...”
>A quick glare makes your words falter.
>She's got you now.
>But she's smiling.
>”Close your eyes, open your mouth.”
>What?
>You blush slightly, but know better than to protest by now.
>You do as you're commanded, awaiting your fate.
>You can feel both of her hands on the sides of your face.
>She drags your face down in front of hers and spits in your mouth.

>>25962751
I want to play rape her

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>>25962751

>>25962751
a lot of holes to go through

>>25944870

>you are Anon
>and FINALLY you have two unicorns for breakfast
>no, ponies are not for meal
>but they used every towel in the bathroom and they're still damp
>luckily, both of them are also night-shift types
>and you didn't eat all the waffles
>it's a remarkably quiet breakfast
>Minuette is muted
>Moondancer is nursing a slight jawache from the tub-games
>it takes most of three cups of coffee to reanimate the ponies
>even then, there's a lot of mmm-hmming and such on Minuette's end
>still, you get a big hug from Minuette at the end of breakfast
>she looks like she needed someone to hold onto
>and Moondancer's very good about helping clean up breakfast
>though Minuette hugs her too, it's a lot more awkward than yesterday
>...you know, you'd have thought after a threesome it'd be the other way round
>and off Minuette goes, much more sedately than the magical creature from last night
>you scare up some aspirin for Moonie, though
>and a stack of already-Anon-read books
>the afternoon is for quiet time
>pony, sofa, Anon, familiar pages, companionship
>and more clothing than that apron
>about six chapters into "Pride and Preakness", the aspirin kicks in enough...

>you are Moondancer
>and poor Minuettte had another one of her weird-outs again, it seems
>they always happen around the end of a heat
>she'll act like she REALLY wants snuggle-hugs and such while it's going on
>but after the heat clears, it's always like she's embarrassed to be getting some mare-togetherness with friends
>which you share with Anon
>what's a "closet lesbian"?

---

>you are Anon
>and you sense you've been the beard
>not that Minuette didn't obviously enjoy the relief, but....
>...she might have been going for the mare, not the man
>you're not exactly sure how to give advice on mare-mare relationships, though
>time to dodge like the man you are
>"So, Moondancer...what's "I smell herdy" mean?"
>that got a blush out of Moondancer

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>>25961738

Happy New Year. Woo.

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"I can't believe you let the previous thread die, Anon! Why? Whyyyyyy?"

It'll be better soon, the nice Anons will post more green.

This the thread?

>>25947040
no