>"Alright Anon! I have a new plan to help get you laid!"
>>26060878
You know when a girl says she'll help you get laid when she could easily do the job, you're a lost cause.
>>26060889
But women don't like virgins
>>26060889
alternatively, she's your sister
Whatever happened to Rock of Love?
>>26060856
Last I heard the writefag said he'd be back on the first, but here we are. I'm guessing RoL is kill.
>>26060950
Only if thread is kill.
>>26060856
Should we summon the QM?
The hiatus is killing me and I can't think of a single episode I'd like to watch. That leaves me with only three options for something pony related that I haven't watched. Should I give up hope and watch these terrible films?
>>26060545
suicide is always an option
>>26060545
Personally, I hated the first, liked the second, and was indifferent about the third. Watch them all anyway, just so you'll actually know what they are and why some people like or dislike them.
>>26060559
true but I still got stuff to do in this life
So who's Pinkie's real father, Clear Quartz? Cause she sure didn't get that pink from Igneous.
>>26060388
Ponk's Marble's twin though.
Random gene from Granny Pie that popped up?
>>26060388
I think she was almost a miscarriage, that's why she's stained and a little off in the head.
>>26060388
Coat colors aren't genetic I think. But the real reason is it's a cartoon and they make the characters first and the backstory second.
For the love of god, Anon, there are fillies present!
Dingle dangle dongle
Here's my jingle jangle jongle
>>26060342
Bitch, my dick is the fillies' present.
>>26060342
But you guys are naked
But you have to put yourself in the laser's way.
Would you?
>>26060168
FUCK NO.
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Ms. Rarity. I expect you to die!".
>>26060168
Rarara's literally covered in refracting gems. She's fine. In fact, I think her power has something to do with gems. She can just trap the laser in a heavily refracting stone until it exits at a nonharmful intensity. Bitch just doesn't want to fray her tail hairs.
"Hey Anon, Remember when I said I was on the pill?"
"I lied"
>>26060038
>>26060038
Remember when I said I didn't have a vasectomy?
I lied.
>>26060038
Hey Pinkie, remember when I said I was rich?I lied
So, what are you confessions /mlp/?I tell all my pony toys they are beautiful and that I love them and pet them each day or else I feel guilty
I only got into this show because I was crushingly lonely and needed friends. It was only after watching the show for about 10 episodes that it actually started to really grow on me.
I used to be able to go to specific moments in episodes to create reaction images on the fly.
>>26059974I can only shit by using an enema
>ANON! I have AIDS, and the only way I can cure it is by sleeping with a virgin! Will you help me???
>>26059952
If you go fuck yourself, youll be fine.
>>26059952
that's the opposite of curing AIDS
>>26059952
gb2South Africa
Okay, so we know that cutie marks are about what makes a pony special: it's what they're talented at, passionate about, and so on.
From what I've seen in the show, the marks are pretty esoteric, or they're incredibly general, i.e. things that will never go out of style or fade with time.
My question is: where are the ponies whose marks correspond with talents or passions that are no longer popular or needed? Is there a pony with an 8-track player on their ass working a soul-crushing job in middle-management? Is there another pony with a disco ball somewhere, dressing up in their favorite suit and crying themselves to sleep at night?
Hell, imagine if they actually had the Internet in Equestria. What if some unfortunate colt or filly got their cutie mark in being really good at an MMO that died out a year after they got it? What would happen to them then?
I want to know what that hourglass talent is that half the population has. Is their talent waiting for a real talent?
>>26059859
Probably counting time like the rest of us. Counting the hours until bed, or the minutes until lunch, or the seconds until we can get off work.
>>26059859
It is stupid, but supposedly the hourglass means that they get on time.
OIM AH DUNKAY!!!
>>26059781
O-Kaaaaaaiee
>>26059781
Good thread
JOEY BANZOOOO
Ok, so let's say you finally get to Equestria.
But there's also another Anon there.
There's nothing particularly special about him, except he hates your favorite pony and loves your most hated pony.
What do you think would occur?
If he's anything like my grade 11 teacher I'll Nazi punch him in the back of the head.
>>26059677
Try to work things out with him.
"Hey man, how about you leave me alone, and I'll leave you alone, alright?"
Now, if we both were in love with the same pony, there would be a huge problem.
Battle to the death, there can only be one!!!
Hi
>>26059675
You going somewhere with this?
*muffled smooth jazz in the distance
>>26059675
>the story thay goes with this image.
Harrowing/10
Goodnight /mlp/. Sweet dreams.
I love you lots and lots.
>>26059152
I-It's not like I want to w-wish you a good night or anything, f-faggot.
>>26059152
G'night, OP! I'll just be here entertaining myself.
>>26059152
Good night, OP. Sleep tight.
>"Ah-Anon! Do ya have a washroom? I really gotta go!"
Yes, but my rinseroom is out of commission, so choose wisely.
>>26059102
>I'll show you where it is,but you have to eat these first
>washroom
eurofag detected