Confession thread, keep it /mlp/ relatedEven though i fucking hate EQG i do think Shimmer and Sonata are fucking cute, specially SonataWhile i do enjoy horse porn, i sometimes spend days without fapping to it because i just can't feel any attraction at the momentI faped to anthro shit on multiple occasions and enjoyed it, but i still hypocritically call it shit and shit on anyone who admits enjoying itI never had a waifu and the closest characters to get there were all OCs
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>>26077997I don't like pone porn and try to avoid it as much as possible. I don't go out of my way to shit on people who do like it, though.
I think Nyx is an OK character that gets a bad rap due to rabid fanboys.[/spoilers]
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>>26078016
>first spoiler
Not trying to sound rude but how new are you? Like, the fandom and shit, this is usually really damn common for those who just got in recently
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>>26078060
I've been kicking around since 2012.
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>Joyride, Ruby, and Emerald have a nice curry dinner.
>Joyride agrees to take Ruby on as a gofer.
>Emerald and Ruby end up sharing a room, and after a brief chat go to sleep.
>Emerald wakes up the next morning and gets his focus (as well as a second unwanted one.)
>Emerald makes some pancakes for Ruby and Joyride.
>The two younger ponies decide to go and get some groceries as well as ingredients for spells.
>They go to the stream that Ruby was talking about and throw rocks for a while.
Continued next post...
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>>26077971
yayayayaya
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>>26077971
Emerald decides to play around for a little while longer.
Since there isn't much else but rocks here, the two start building rock towers, something that Ruby is quite a bit better at than the colt. After they build it as high as they can they take turns throwing rocks at the towers to knock them over, and then build them up again.
This repeats for a while before Ruby says, "So what sort of magic can you do?"
Emerald explains that he isn't sure what he can do yet, and that he has to try.
"So try!" Ruby says turning towards him, "I wanna see some magic!"
Emerald decides to try and levitate some of the smaller rocks. He takes up his focus as well as a bird feather and a few stones, then finding a larger rocks places it in front of him and concentrates hard, clutching the spell components in his hoof.
The books he read were never very clear on this part of the spell. They mostly said something akin to "see the result of what you want in your mind, then project that thought into reality". Emerald thinks really hard at the rock.
It doesn't move.
After a few moments Ruby looks a little restless.
Emerald closes his eyes and screws up his face, willing it to rise. Suddenly he feels something collapse in his hoof and looking down sees he appears to be holding sand. A gasp from Ruby makes him look up and see the rock floating for half a second before it crashes back down onto the other stones.
"I've never seen anyone but a unicorn levitate stuff! That's awesome! Do it again!" Ruby says, prancing around him.
Emerald gathers up some more components and finds that the spell comes easier a second time. He does notice that even though he hasn't moved he finds himself inexplicably tired, like he ran a short sprint.
What does Emerald do?
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He returns.
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>A-And after of hit me, Anon rape my butthole and bite my ear
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>>26077890
It's not true, it's bullshit I did not rape her, I did nahhhhhhhhht...
Oh hi, Fluttershy.
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I'd like to think the REAL Fluttershy actually knows English.
That rape victim is an imposter.
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>>26077890
No I didn't I bit your buthole and raped your ear
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I want to practoce my drawing any suggestions on what to draw?
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>>26077705
sonata exploding
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Fuck off, Zimbabwe.
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>>26077705
Twilight Sparkle lewdly licking a banana.
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Sorry anon, but we cannot allow you to murder creatures for their meat.
You must drink stallion semen for your protein and nutrient needs if you want to live among pones.
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>>26077490
What are you talking about buttershy? That is what I've been doing.
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>>26077490
Spaghetti and horseballs is what's for dinner
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>>26077490
Fine, but none of that pre-packaged shit. I want it straight from the source.
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Your waifu would be creeped out by you
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>>26077225
the sad part is it probably would be true
I really am a mess
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>>26077283
Ur awesome
>>26077225
Op the famous scatposter
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>>26077225
Nice meme
What's up bitches.
Update log 3 days ago:
-Element of Laughter players are no longer allowed to send more than 100 invitations per hour to a party.
-Element of Laughter players are no longer allowed to exceed over 2000 party equipment uses in 1 second in one house.
-EoL players are no longer allowed to kidnap newbie players and lock them in their attic for 48 hours for welcome parties masqueraded as "friendly training".
You've received a lot of complaints Pinkiefags. Your partycat terror ends here. Or at least until the complaints focus on something else and the devs deem unicorn parties too unbalanced and taxing for the servers.
But everything is taxing with their cheap servers and you glitch abusing maniacs. Just yesterday the unicorns spawned 4060 Ursa Majors in the town. The mods are still trying to manually clear the remaining bears out.
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>>26077135
What is this and where do I sign?
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>>26077219
Bump
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http://www.legendsofequestria.com
3 DAYS REMAINING
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Which interpretation of thier relationship do you think should be the canon one?
Adoptive Mother and son?
Adoptive Brother and sister?
Master and assistant?
Other?
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depends on the writer
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>>26077006
I know, but shouldn't there be a defentive answer?
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>"You don't know how to pick up a stallion? Ha! Watch and learn, Twilight, watch and learn."
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>Shortly after walking outside Rainbow Dash was hit by a passing hay cart killing her instantly.
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>>26076840
>Rainbow Dash sings this
https://youtu.be/lXMskKTw3Bc
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Why do people making it seem like they are a couple?
It's been said several times in the show and by it's creators that they are just friends. I'm tired of seeing this lesbian shit in cartoons. Can't even talk to other Steven Universe fans and get this shit thrown at me.
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>>26076625
Oh lawdy lou.
I only came to this thread because I thought the OP pic showed Bon Bon giving Lyra a verbal thrashing for having made a great big white sticky mess all over their kitchen worktop.
I am so disappointed.
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I wish I could give a fuck
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>>26076625
>"I killed David Bowie, Anon."
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>>26076622
One less fag in the world. Keep up the good work.
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>>26076622
>>26076709
https://youtu.be/WWAJk32r0ZQ
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>>26076622
who?
We need content of Anon as a sniper in Equestria, working as an elite guard for all the Royal political outings.
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>>26076498
that shit sounds stupid.
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>>26076498
call of duty is like the best game ever
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>>26076513
Not CoD. Actual snipers.
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You remind me of the mare
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>>26076368
>What mare?
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>>26076494
The mare with the power
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>>26076511
>What power?
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>coming back into this board for the first time since 2012
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>>26076229
Why'd you leave the fun?
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>>26076247
Got a job, less time, lost interest.
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>>26076251
it's not too late to go back from where you came from and save your soul
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>We'll never get an episode where Spike grows up permanently after realizing that his "hoard" is the love and affection of all of his friends
Why?
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>>26076172
because they don't love him
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Feminism: Male characters must be bumbling, annoying, useless crybabies. No Exceptions.
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>>26076218
>Women are so weak emotionally that media targeted towards them has to be filled with unrealistic depictions of males
>Women can only compete when the men are reduced to stereotypes