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>>26080948
>Currently it’s late afternoon o’clock
>It’s almost dinnertime
>You have a few options for today’s schedule

>You can go visit Shelly.
>According to what she was saying, she is probably exploring the shopping strip with her armed escort
>Maybe even shopping
>You can hang out with her briefly

>You can also just skip on over to Grillby back at the hotel diner.
>You did promise to help him out with Cadance, after all.

>Finally, you have time to swing by the shop and browse if you’d like.
>You currently have 3 Jollybux to your name

>What’s your plan?

Lets go meet up with Shelly, anything we can learn about the guards will help our Luna mission.

>>26080958
Shelly time mother fucker

what heart?

>>26080693
normalfag pls go

>>26081442
inb4 "edgy"

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Bitches ain't shit, Anon.

>>26079121
Fokin 'ell m8, I don't even care desu. 'Ave yerself a noice cup 'o tea and piss off

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>>26079121

>>26079471
How tall are ponies?

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Cause she bea.

>>26079065
What bea mean

>>26079029
>equestria girls
I threw up a bit in my mouth

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8/10 work

I fucking give up. There is literally no point in continuing to write in fimfiction. I can't seem to make any headway with my stories(I'm on my seventh fiction, and I only have 30 followers, which your supposed to have at least 50-100 by then.)

I just don't know what to do. I feel like nothing is working.

>>26074190
>your supposed to have at least 50-100 by then.
says who?

Last time we said goodbye to Space Vex, started to plan a skiing vacation and hatched a plan to remove the bounty on our heads.

“Just secure gems for us in the future. Obviously we’ll pay for them or work for them.”
>”I can manage that. I’ll call you back in a little bit Flicker, good luck.” She hangs up.
>True grins and punches you in the shoulder, “This is gonna be fuckin’ awesome cap’n! You think we’ll deal with Ember first or go on that vacation?”
>“Wait, what vacation?” Dex asks as he helps Star down from the gunner’s position above.
>”We’re going on vacation? Where?” Star slides up next to True’s chair, pecking her on the cheek.
“We don’t know where exactly, just somewhere snowy with a bar.”
>”That sounds pretty fun, I haven’t been skiing in years,” Dex taps his terminal a few times, “we’re about halfway between Harmony and the nearest colony. Harmony’s our best bet for a decent dentist but there might be one at the colony. Where do you wanna try Flicker?”

>>26073435
“Take us to Harmony, we need a decent dentist.”
>”I’ll get us there.” Star ushers you out of your seat and takes your place.
“I’ll look around for ski resorts then.”
>”Don’t forget the bar cap’n!” True calls as you and Fizzy head down to the living quarters.
>Rivet is down there, lying on the couch with a datapad resting on his chest.
>”Hey boss, next time you’re flying try not to smack everything in the system? You nearly fucked up the starboard engines.”
“Sorry about that, things were a little tight back there.”
>He snickers, “That’s what she said.”
>Fizzy sighs and grabs a magazine from the table, swatting Rivet’s muzzle with it.
>”Oww. Boss! Fizzy hit me!”

>>26073445
Well did you deserve it?

>>26072057
Tips and Links

Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup: http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f

http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.

Things you should know about writing:
Clever's Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn's Guide to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dIjqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
(More links to come)

Lists of authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy

There are tons of authors from other threads, more will be added later.

>”How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>”FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way cure to it, but if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing, there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (Keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*
-Write anyway, allow yourself to write shitty stories, more often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.

*Unless you’re writing clop, listen to your boner.

How do I into subtext?

>>26072076
Now this really depends on what you're trying to subtext. Or are you more trying to figure out another authors subtext?

>No dicks
Dropped

They look like a fun bunch

>Equestria Girls
Nope

>>26067098
Punch bump

>>26067098
>not posting the pastebin

http://pastebin.com/Yj23eN0r

>>26067098
Ah yes, the replacement for the Undertale meme.

>>26066966
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Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26008453
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

>>26041573

>After you asked her if there is anything you could bring her, she looked at you with a tiny spark of light in her eyes. t was shy and seemed like it could be extinguished by a slightest breeze.
>The crippled pegasus mare tried to say something, but in initial few seconds she only opened and closed her mouth, unable to speak. Then she began.
>"I could ask for something..." there was both hope and uncertainity in her voice. "But I don't want to put you in danger. I have certain things, but it is not importal. Only holds personal memories. I don't want you to risk your life, because they stayed behind, in our former home. Even if they survived the fire, there are Dogs out there."
>With every word, uncertainity and hope gradually faded, being replaced by resignation and sadness. Kalina returned to her state of blankly gazing into nothingness.
>Is there anything you wish to do? Talk to her, leave to see what happened to pieces of art taken by the pegasus helping you before, investigate the little boxes you got from the roof? Maybe something else?

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META:

Updated pastebin a litte bit. I've decided to keep Last thred part short and write more detailed summary in pastebin.

I've also drawn a picture of all the characters' cutie marks. Because I am a stupid person and I forgot to mention them.

From left to right: Spring's, Cushion's, Hran's, Kalina's.

I can tell you the colours if you wish.

I tried to draw websun thingy but it was a futile attempt at late night.

>>26041580
Is she talking about their first shelter?

"So, June, you said it just experiance to know these things, but can you tell me about how to avoid making more Vampires, or do you know how that works?"
>"You shouldn't worry about that, dear. If you drained all of Canterlot dry I doubt you'd make a single new Vampire on accident."
>"Infact, almost none of us know how we were turned. I find it somewhat surprising you know it was Fang that turned you."
"He, uh, left a note actually..."
>"Heh, Fang was always a romantic. He might talk big, but did you know he always preferred being the little spoon."
>She giggles a bit.
>"But, anyway, new Vampires are made one of two ways. Some vampires, including Fang, Patwrite, and Princeps have gained enough power to be able to do it on purpose. This binds the new Vampire to us, almost like a queen bee. These spawn are as tough as any vampire, but their wills are weak, and they retain little if any of their former selves. Good for hunting prey for you though. Or, in Fang's case, attacking other Vampires."
>"The other is when the prey refuses to die. That's how true Vampires are made, like you and me. Some of the others see it as though we were always Vampires, we just needed death to claim us to reach our full potential. I think it's just pure force of will. Either way, not something you'll likely encounter, ponies are typically a skittish lot."

>>26031639
Is drinking the blood of other animals bad for us? We've found that we can "survive" off of cow blood, but diamond dog blood tastes so bad we'd have to force ourself to drink it.

>>26031639
Has anyone ever turned without being completely drained?

>>26016567
I'll post stuff just need to shower and food first

>Hoe my goodness now you iz Chytera dah Changeling
>You and your sisters have made it back to your cave room
>It was quite the wobbly and giddy struggle to get back. One of your sisters even had to be levitated the last stretch
>While Anon’s gesture was a small one it had packed a wallop.
>Sure, it had been a long time since any of you had gotten any /real/, pure emotion and not just background noise, but still
>Whatever was going on in that human’s mind could let loose the most intense and pure emotions you’d ever experienced
>Thank the Hive you’d gotten him to offer that cup around the whole group
>Your sisters would never doubt your leadership after that
“Sister we need to talk about this”
>No, no talk only rest
“Sister!”
>Ech
>You look up from your bed
>It was Chitosan (dah brown one), your youngest sister, sure it was only about a 10 minute difference but it gave her that youthful energy somehow
>Should have figured she wasn’t going to be a very patient bug
>”Can we not speak of this later Chitosan?”
“I don’t think this should wait”
>A chorus of groans erupts from you and your other sisters lounging on your beds
>This time Odonata (Dah yellow one boiz!) speaks up
“Can we not just enjoy the moment Chitasan?”
“I AM enjoying the moment thank you very much, but I think it in our best interests to make sure we can continue to have these ‘moments’ as it were”
>Chitosan’s face and tone lose their anger as she continues, turning to excitement you couldn’t disagree with
“I mean did you feel that! I was nearly blasted over when those emotions hit me, no wonder Thoraxie had to be carried here”
>Thoraxie (grey), the second eldest of the five of you, definitely the smartest, but not very ambitious
>Chitosan had been referring to her heightened ability to sense and feel emotion
“WHY are his emotions so GOOD!”
>Now that was something you too would love to know

>>26017430
“Isn't it obvious”
>Thoraxie’s spoken up without even lifting her head
“You don’t have to be a master at emotion detection to figure it out”
>Thoraxie stops a second for her body to further feed off Anon’s feels
>”Please go on”
>You can’t just get everyone juiced up like that and then not finish your explanation
“uuuugh”
>Thoraxie rolls herself onto her stomach lifting her head
“By the Hive you girls wouldn't know a thing without me. Allow me to try and teach you”
“Surely you've all felt the emotions of a pony”
>”We've felt their anger enough to be sure!”
“No Chytera, I don’t mean the emotions directed at us, I mean their emotional states in general. Tell me what do they feel like?”
>What do pony emotions feel like in general?
>It’s not like you we’ren’t bad at emotion detection, in fact you were the second best in your familial group
>But pinning down a ponies emotional structure was pretty difficult
>Their emotions were too frantic. They barrelled around too much
>From sad to happy, shocked to terrified, lust to hate, they had so little control over what they felt
“Fuzzy”
>Coleoptrix, your green sister, couldn't have put it better
“Exactly Trix, there is no better description. Now tell me, in the two times we've met anon what did you feel before we interacted with him”
>What was Thoraxie’s getting at now?
>You couldn't feel anything coming from anon’s emotional structure when you’d first met him
>Even when talking directly to him you couldn't feel shit
>Honestly you weren't sure he was actually living when you met him
>Only after he’d directed emotion straight to you could you be sure he wasn't actually dead
>Chitosan speaks up once more
“I really don’t want to admit this sisters but I couldn't feel a thing from anon. I need to practice my emotion detection”

>>26109186
>>>/trash/

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Accordingly to the rules, I'll need to send the previous winner. Which was free-smiley.de.
Also, should i add a restriction rule to the amount of tributes sent?
>>26109198
Hello trashanon

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>>26109198

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!

To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw

Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html

Futa Applejack's Cider

ISAAC

YOU SHOULD ADD THE EVENT CALENDER TO THE MARKER POST