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>>25944152
First for TRAITOR
>>25944187
Go to bed you wank.Poner get.
>>25944187poner new year get
>"Hey anon, how about a little game of strip penalty shootout?"
>"Or are you just too chicken?"
>>25942113
I have balls.
You don't.
We start kicking a soccer ball around naked, my nuts are going to hit at one point or another.
>>25942119
>"What a lame excuse, anon."
>"At that point you have already lost, so it won't even matter."
>"You're just too scared of losing to a girl."
I may be a spic but I don't play the sport of fags
Cute, edgy and sad emo ponies thread.
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>>25925036
Who is the other pone with Eri?
>>25925087
ayy leaf
that's Deep Rest, she born in the same way as Eri
>>25925087
Shit got a lot bigger in your absence.
Post Christmas Edition
Previous horse:
>>25829512
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>>25924222
dem trips
>>25924265
dat ass
>>25924265
>burping
>that expression
>that ass
>hen art
Old thread reached 500+, so here is the continiuation. Old horse here: >>25814637
>>25921292
Basically, yeah. I'm imagining some AU Twilight that fucked with the time travel spell in It's About Time.
I don't hate Twilicorn or anything, I just wanted to use the old Twilight again, for once.
>>25921314
lurker reporting
>>25921338
That's fine. We don't get many AU stories from Season 2 anymore and that's kind of sad. It can be interesting to imagine how Twilight would have developed from another perspective. Still, like I said, don't make her just give up on Equestria if this is going to become something long term. Even if she never returns, it still needs to be something in her heart.
Oh, though I am wondering. Is MLP suppose to still be a cartoon in this? Is Anon suppose to be a fan of the show and didn't sperg out about book horse? Or is this a universe where G4 never happened, but MLP still exists?
Because I like to see the reactions she would have to that. Also the feels when she sees the TV show and realizes she can never experience that with her friends again.
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>>25866295
an animal carcass
>>25866169
Once again, my general gets remade, unbumped as shit.
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>>26089247
Post Sheets
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They say Rarity is best of the mane 6
Rainbow Dash is the worst
>>26084865
Based Japs.
>>26084865
I would go pinkie pie but i have no problem with rd being on the bottom
And rarity's not so bad... i guess...
>>26084865
I liked it better when Applejack was the best.
Big things have small beginnings
Some previous gen ponies were quite cute actually. It's like they keep shrinking year after year.
I used to kiss my sisters ponies on the asses
>>26083745
i used to fuck your sister
So can anyone actually give a legitimate argument against Equalism that isn't just a bunch of spooks?
>>26083210
Shut the fuck up
>>26083210
There would never be pure equalism because in the end, there will always be someone in the top getting more shares than the whole community, or someone getting less because of a certain community. Easier with a smaller village but not when you want a kingdom for it.
Starlight failed by enforcing her belief by trickery and indoctrination, and it showed that she can easily use the ponies at her disposal as her personal army just because of their trust to her and her ideology. She's partly for equalism and for an autocracy, and she would fail even if she promoted the opposite of equalism, which is individuality by Cutie Mark enforced by an iron hoof.
>>26083238
>there will always be someone in the top getting more shares than the whole community
Non-sequitur. She wants a general sameness in terms of ability and individual expression, not material wealth.
>Starlight failed by enforcing her belief by trickery and indoctrination, and it showed that she can easily use the ponies at her disposal as her personal army just because of their trust to her and her ideology
How is that failure, exactly? Because "trickery and indoctrination" are against muh morals? Sounds like a spook to me.
Mango
>>26082623
>i ask for garlic
>>26082623
never could get into the bat or moth pony thing. too much layers of stuff to go through
is there a chance to give me a strip down version of the batpony manifesto ?
>>26082700
Mango.
Feels thread.I just remembered that she's not real...
>>26080258
>>26080265
Sheeit...
>>26080258
GODDAMNIT OP WHY
>Peridot is in Equestria.
What happens?
>>26079914
a dragon eats her gem and no one cares
>>26079914
She collapses under the weight of her own hair.
>>26079914
Rape
Whatever could it be?
>>26079290
>Inb4 red dragon.
>>26079290
Funko CMC figure
>>26079290
Looks like a package. Do you need your glasses?
The Green Infernowas a shit movieedition
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
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Last time:
>Got some weird visions of the future
>Trained for another month
>Got good
>Learned about what’s going on back home.>Lost your squish
In the famous words of Nicolas Cage, “Let’s ride.”
>>26079169
>A little over a week has passed since your last meeting with the hooded pony.
>You’ve continued your routine of working out and practicing every day, and fall into boredom at night. >Some evenings have been spent on your motorcycle, but with not a lot of extra gas or parts, you don’t get to ride or do any real work on it.
>One station filled with decades-old rock music has become your favorite, and when you’re not listening to a news station, you just lie on your bed of straw and listen.
>You could almost describe it as therapeutic, lying on your back with a radio on your lap, cranking with one hoof as you listen.
>You’ve even taken in one of your fire scorpions.
>He stays in your cave, doing whatever scorpions do until you get home.
>It gets lonely in the desert, and it’s nice to have something to talk to, even if you’re not sure that it can understand you.
>He’s been drinking a bit of your water, but as far as you can tell, he hasn’t eaten anything.
>You have ‘fed’ him by giving him some magic, but you’re not sure if he can survive on that much.
>He doesn’t seem to be dying, at least.
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>The sun beats down hard on the desert, and it’s just after high noon.
>You trot out into the desert from your lunch break, your legs still a bit sore from your morning workout routine.
>After simple target and control training, you move to the empty lakebed to do some practicing.
>Creating a sort of grenade, leaving it for a while, and detonating it to create a shower of flames over an area.
>Or creating a cage of flames over a lonely rock, trapping it inside.
>As you dispel your flames, you look up to see a single pony a fair distance away from you.
>His coat is a sunbleached yellow and his mane is a sandy orange.
>As he walks, grains of sand fall off of his legs as he walks across the dried up lakebed.
>He seems to be coming towards you.
>>26079177
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
>>26079177
nice attempt at camouflage buddy