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>>26056006
bump for the big booty bitches.

Any pastebins?

wait what is this now?

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Heartwine says she should be back shortly, and leaves to go fetch some clovers for Astern. Seeing that you have the house to yourself for a short while, you decide to make some daisy sandwiches while you wait.
The three of you enjoy sandwiches and a few glasses of refreshing water together, munching merrily and relaxing after a long day of adventure. It doesn't take long for Astern to get fidgety, and he soon hops down from his seat and starts to trot towards the front door.
"Where're you going, dude?" you ask.

"Gotta pee!"

"Oh... Uh, the bathroom's that way." You point towards the hallway opposite you and give Astern a weird look.

"It's out there, too!" he retorts.

"Kid, get your butt to the bathroom," you reply with a dry chuckle. Astern huffs and spins around, trotting off into the hallway.
A few moments pass, and you hear Astern yell from the bathroom.
"Woah, there's nice water here!" You hear giggling and a lot of water being poured from a faucet. It sounds like he found the bathtub.

"Ugh, what's he up to now?" You stand up and trot towards the bathroom, with Bodi following closely behind. When you reach the bathroom, you see Astern standing inside the tub with a joyous and implike smile plastered on his face. He's completely wet, his hat is tossed to one side on the floor and he's pouring a bunch of liquid from a shampoo bottle into the tub. The water's on full blast, and he doesn't have the tub plugged, but there's bubbles EVERYWHERE. You also notice he didn't flush.
How do you react?

>>26054958
Adult me is a bit angry. Child me tells me to turn off the water so that we don't get in trouble when our mom comes back. I learned that you shouldn't waste it even as a child.

I also want to give astern a bubble beard while getting one of my own.

>>26055034
Tell him you just can't waste soap either, but nice work thinking ahead. I bet you need a good bath.

>>26048164
About the accessories, how about sunglases and a baseball cap worn backwards.
Giving that old radical look.

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Alright I did the thing.

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color scheme for reference, needs own design

Can't say this isn't a regular prompt thread.

I want to fuck that teenage girl.

>>26047086
i might have a try at writefaging this but i will probably fail

still im going to try.

>>26042861
We should do something to cheer her up.
Sharp knows Tally better than we do, what would do that?

>>26042861
Smalltalk. She's depressed, and she said she wasn't ready to talk about the more weighty job stuff yet.

>>26042861
Oh Tally, you'd better buck up or I'm going to start embarrassing myself in public to make you laugh.

And no one wants that.

"...and then I told him, 'Sweet, that's not the cart yoke, that's a mare's butt!"
>The crowd around you erupts in laughter, a good thirty ponies and griffons huddled next to you in the restaurant. You've been telling tales of your heroic acts and random nonsense that nobody would be interested in, all in equal parts. And it seems like everyone is having a great time, which makes you feel great in return.
>"Wow, we've been here for quite a while!" Angler Seas suddenly comments, her muzzle lining up towards the direction of the wall clock.
"Oh, geez!" True, you've been fooling around with your admirers for a good couple of hours; not that you don't like it, but the time draws near when you'll go on a date with Sweet. The thought of what's to come this evening makes a weird flutter of nervousness settle in your tummy. "I'm sorry guys, I'm having a high horse of a time, but I'm afraid I have other appointments today..."
>"Right, I think we've all had our share, haven't we?" Another mare, the unicorn who organized this whole thing, speaks from behind you. A round of cheers startles you next. "It's been great, Grape, in the name of everypony here, thank you for stepping up to save our town when all of us simply run for cover and wait for an inevitable savior."
>[OBJECTIVE COMPLETE: Meet your fanclub]
"And I'll be glad to be that savior, every time... huh?" Suddenly, you and the other ponies and griffons around start shaking. Heck, the entire floor is shaking! "What now!?" Your body moves instinctively, expecting anything to crash your party, and just in cue, something smashes through the wall, sending everyone away in a frenzy.

(1/2)

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>>26040201
>A large number of tendrils extend from the creature's bulk; on closer inspection, you notice they seem to be cream colored bandages, holding a great number of syringes, scissors and other pieces of medical equipment. The bulk of the bandages itself seems to take on the form of a skull, but you cannot see a power core anywhere. The floor is quickly being cleared, a number of ponies taking shelter immediately behind you.
"Uh, guys..."
>"Grape, please, save us!" The organizer mare exclaims, her head right under your tail. "I'm too family friendly to fight!"
"Here we go again..."

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Objectives:
-Search the deep end of the forest with the royal guard.
-Find and neutralize the construct terrorizing the hospital area.
-Is Bubble Stream a changeling?
-Go on a date with Sweet Seed [LIMIT: today at evening]

Constructs: 30%, 16%
====

Welcome back!

>>26040219
We should still have our laser gun so use all of our shots. We can ask our unicorn fans to recharge us afterwards.

>The perspective of leaving this boring bed sounds very enticing to your ears
“No need to wake the others, then, I’m just going to come to your island”
>”As you wish, I’m expecting you soon”
>Your eyes shoot open, and you begin to sneak you way to the dragon
>Everyone seem very tired, so you easily slip out of your bed and room unnoticed
>Yet, you still leave your friends a little note saying where you’re going in case you don’t make it before dawn
>And then you finally completely dive into the ocean for the first time since your transformation
>Ah… your element… it fells so right, so true and so much more comfortable than the land and air you were forced in for so long
>Here, you’re a bird, an aircraft, a living force of nature, faster and stronger than any predator
>You feel nearly all powerful here, and it’s very excited that you set your course before surging forward
>This is amazing
>As you zoom thought he depth, you lose you your pony shape almost completely, becoming a comet gliding though the current
>Forget about the boat, this is how the likes of you deserve to travel
>The water in front of you opening up to vacuum your body forward brings you really close to topping the speed of sound
>The feelings are intoxicating, and despite the impossible rush of water around you, you can still see and sense everything around you
>You feel like you’re going to like that travel to the mainland
>It takes mere minutes for you to reach the volcanic island
>And once you’ve slowed down, you notice that the top of the volcano is spitting a lot more ashes that usual
>The tremors in the earth have only been increasing as you approached
>And suddenly, the mountain seems to burst in front of your eyes
>First a few bright red cracks can be seen in the rocks, showing whole slabs of stone collapsing inside the crater
>And then with a stunning rumble, sprays of lava start to erupt from the depth of the earth

>>26039144
>It doesn’t have time to spill out of the crater than something a lot bigger comes out
>Varesolace emerges from his prison, sending out the biggest burst of lava yet as he swirls into the air to get the shining red liquid off his body
>Now that you can get a look on his whole body, you see his frame is sickly thin and every single bone of his body can be seen under his green hide
>But with his shining green eyes, swift movement and royal composure, it only makes him look like a vengeful spirit brought back to life
>”Ah! The rush of air into my face! I’ve nothing against a brimstone-filled atmosphere, but did I miss the sky!”
>”I see you’re already here, Gem, that should mean I would have to carry you since you’re that fast’
>”My treasure has awaited me way too long already, onward!”
>Losing no time, the dragon lunges toward the west, the distinctive glitter of greed tainting his mind
>You’re rather… disappointed by his speed, though
>Sure it’s impressive for such a sack of bones, but you’re not even close to give it you all
>Well, at least you’ll have more time to enjoy the journey
>The dragon brings you to what you believe is the southern border of Equestria
>Once at the shore, he carries your little form on his back, allowing you to get a glimpse of what pegasi experience daily
>You fly over the Hayseed Swamps, in the direction of the peaks surrounding the Badlands
>”We’re here… “ Varesolace declares, when a gigantic slit in one of the highest mountain comes into view
>With your senses you can tell the cave is still here, but it has a new owner… another dragon
>Varesolace seems aware of it too
>”Looks like I’ll have to make myself known again sooner than I expected”
>”I doubt he’ll let me look around for something I lost without trying to get it from me”
>”Oh, well, that should be a beginning for a new fitting hoard”
>And he seems already set on the warlike approach

>What do?

>>26039150
We shouldn't interfere with dragon politics, but we could try to lure out of the cave so there won't be any collateral damage.

“So what, just basically shoot good and listen to you and I’ll be fine?”
>”Yeah, pretty much I guess. There shouldn’t be many guards actually inside the building, but obviously keep a sharp eye out either way. Good thing you’ve got bat vision right?”
“Yeah… it’s great. I love everything being too bright”
"Well you wont have to worry, should be pretty dim in the mansion"
>One of Shade’s assistants trots up behind him, mumbling something into his ear as you watch on
>A second later Shade nods and waves him off
>”Here”
>His hoof pushes the radio set and gun towards you, pulling out another couple magazines as well
>”They just told me that we’re ready to go, so we better get a move on”
“Wait, I’m not even a bat yet”
>”Well you can transform in the car, don’t worry the windows are tinted. But we’ve got to get moving so you got any last second questions?”

>>25996704
yeah, the radios have been tested before right? What frequency are we going to be talking in?

>>25996704
"I'm trying to think of something really stupid so I can piss you off, but nothing's coming to mind. Give me a bit."

>>25906933
>Sombra stares at you again
>"Why do I even bother...?" He says before holding up his right hoof "I was able to rebuild most of my right legs."
>Wow, it's impressive that he's able to get so far
>"I was going to try and do the left ones today after getting a good nights rest, but my sister and her lover ruined that."
>You give your brother an apologetic look
"I'm sure you got enough energy to keep trying." You say "You just don't like it when Anonymous and I engage in such activities."
>"You're right, I don't." He says
"As I said before, when you find a mare you like, I won't be so overprotective as you."
>Sombra shakes his head before looking over to the door
>"Sister, I feel some very powerful magic outside the room." Sombra says "Who or what is out there?"
>"Eris. She's the one I told you about the other day." You say "We released her without a problem."
>Well, with the way she's been acting towards Anonymous you wouldn't say that's entirely true
>"How come you did not bring her in here with you?" Sombra asks "I'd like to see her."
>Your reasoning for it is somewhat silly
"I kinda don't want her to see you right now."
>She will eventually, just not right now
>"Why?" Sombra asks
"Because I feel like she'll hound you, like she's trying to do with Anonymous." You say "When I told her I had a brother she uh, she got excited."
>Sombra raises an eyebrow before shaking his head
>"Whatever, I don't want to know." Sombra says "Just keep her away from me then."
>You nod your head
>"So what are you up to today?" Sombra asks
"I have to show her around the empire."
>"Sounds like fun, sister." Sombra says "Well I best not keep you any longer, I need to work on my body."
>You walk up to Sombra before giving him a hug
"Thank you, Sombra." You say "For trying this hard to return to me."
>"Of course, Umbra." He says "Just keep it down from now on, will you?"
"No promises." You say before winking at him
>All Sombra does is shake his head as you exit the spell

>>25906933
>Queen Umbra thread is just over a year old
Happy birthday, I guess.

>>25906968
>Exiting Sombra's room Eris is patiently waiting for you
>"So when's your brother supposed to be back?" Eris asks "I kind of want to see if he looks anything like you."
>You look at her before shaking your head
"Not anytime soon."
>Eris pouts and you both head down the stairs
>As you head down the stairs Eris begins to float next to you
>"So how do you think your ponies are going to react when they see me?" Eris asks "I remember when I first showed up everypony was afraid of me."
"They should meet you with a positive-ish reaction." You say "As long as you're with me."
>"Did Anon get a positive reaction when he showed up?" Eris asks
>You shake your head as you and Eris reach the main hall
"Kinda, the ponies were scared of him at first." You say "They thought he was my pet."
>Eris sports a mischievous smiles
>"Do you and Anonymous ever experiment with that kind of stuff in bed?" Eris says "I can see him with a collar around his neck..."
>You blush
"E-Eris please!" You say
>Eris laughs
>"I'm sorry, I forgot you're too pure and innocent to be demanding in bed." Eris says "Although seeing the show this morning shows makes me think otherwise."
>You groan while Eris continues to laugh at your expense
>It's going to be a long day
>Although a part of you is happy to spend time with Eris again
>Entering the dining room you take your seat while Eris takes Anonymous's

Oh God, he's not the next random antagonist to be redeemed isn't he?

>>26065509

What would his excuse be?

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>>26065491
LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE

>>26060309
What if they ask us to kiss?
What if your mom wants a kiss?

>>26060309
We need to prove to your parents that we're really married, so how about having intercourse in front of them to ensure they don't see through your plan? Oh, and make Spike watch too

>>26060309
"I want balls deep in that little dragon ass by the end of the week or I'm tattling to your parents about the farce AND the weed."

Ay, it's fine.

>>26049512
Waiting for more APs to show up... Reply to this post if you're here.

>>26049654
Here.

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"Damn, Pinkie Pie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you''

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>>26006474

>>26006529
ow...

I DONT KNOW YOU

>>26066940
THAT'S MY PURSE

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>>26066897
I just want to use this image.

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>>26065724
Then why the Fluttershy pic?

whichever one has the most age genders

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>>26065724
I think Celestia is best horse.