>It is currently the Era of Butterfly, a time for great prosperity for ponykind in their new home, Equestria. It’s also a time of conflict where pony fights pony. But of course, according to the rules that were set, only if they’re both mercenaries. And if you break that rule then you get no marshmallows when camping. Forever!
>You are Fountain Splash, although your friends call you Splashy, a filly that’salmost14 years old.
>You are a master of water related spells and that has allowed you to join a mercenary group called Band of the Bunny. There you met a lot of ponies, made a few friends, trained, ate a tasty dessert, learned about your mission and then you MET YOUR NEW BESTIE, Thermocline. But that’s a long name, so you call her Thermie or Thermos. She’s a pegasus filly that’s a bit older than you, oh and she’s really nice and is good at painting on things and it’s nice to cuddle with her and you trained together but you totally beat her even though she was cheating but then she apologized and you took a bath together and stuff.http://pastebin.com/bvELVmF3
>After a rather moist dream, which was totally and accident because you were dreaming about a water park, you went for a flight which ended when you were ambushed by some very rude ponies. You alarmed everypony in you convoy and then went to look for whoever it was that attacked you!
>Right now, after taking a prisoner from the enemy party that shot water balloons at you, and bringing him back to your camp, you’re sneakily observing an interrogation of that colt. Your head is sticking out of a bush and you’re looking at Sunny, sitting on a tree stump and drinking hot cocoa, with the interrogators in front of him
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>”So, let’s start. What is your name?” Asks the stallion while his partner takes out a notepad and start writing.
>”Sunny Day, mister…?”
>”My name is not important”
>”Notim Portant?” Sunny asks and tilts his head to side
>The stallion groans loudly “Yes, yes it is. Let’s just continue. You’re part of a group that works for Silver Diadem, is that correct?”
>”Uhuh! We’re called Rainbow Butterflies!” the colt says and raises his hoof into the air
>”Good, good. And how many ponies are in your group?”
>”Hmmm, probably like 70 or 80? I don’t really know exactly how many there are”
>”That’s fine, and do you know how big is Silver Diadem’s army?”
>Sunny shakes his head nervously “N-not really. B-but there’s a lot of ponies! Like way more than just my group! Waaaaaay more!”
>The interrogating stallion sighs but the smiles “Well, that’s okay, we can’t really expect you to know everything. Now, what about their equipment?” he says and offers him a cookie
>The colt smiles and grabs the sweet and crunchy goodness and start eating. Once he’s done he starts describing everything in detail. You listen to it carefully but it’s kiiiinda boring, so after you hear enough to guess that they have pretty much the same weapons as your group does you decide to leave and go back to the search party. Once you’re almost at the place from which you were attacked Thermie lands next to you “Took you long enough! So, did you learn anything interesting?” She says as she starts walking into the forest “Oh, and where do we start looking for the rest of the ponies that ambushed us? And how?”
>It certainly wouldn’t hurt to have a plan for finding any ponies hiding in there, because the forest is big enough that it takes a few minutes for a pegasus to fly across from one side to the other, and nothing is stopping the ponies you’re searching for from going forward or back, along the road.
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>>26099861
It's possible they fell back to get a better ambush position. They're probably on the road waiting for us further down.
>>26099891
This
We can search on the sides of the road so they cant ambush us again
She has amazing face animations.
She's an amazing pony.
>>26099594
That's true.
>>26099574
>>26099594
Both undeniable facts.
>"I GOT MY FIRST ERECTION TODAY ANON!"
>>26098604show me
>>26098611
this
>>26098604
Good for you.
Want a beer?
Okay, I know people like to shitpost with Sunset Shimmer and that they aren't genuinely her fans. But I have a question for her actual, legitimate fans who seem to love her so much:
Why?
Whenever I look at her character I just see a "diet" Twilight that has incredibly stock goals and I struggle immensely trying to pity her. I can never get over the fact that she absolutely deserves her "punishment" and that she was an arrogant, stupid child that would have been an alicorn princess by now if she hadn't left.
I don't see any of the "grit" her character has, I don't see any of the relate-ability, I don't see cuteness, I don't even see a character who is all that terribly interesting or sympathetic. I know it's not shitposting when she has legitimate fans but I have never gotten concrete reasons for why she is so well liked.
>>26097797
>that pic
>"Just get in the fucking robot, Anon."
>>26097797
She was, as you put it, "an arrogant, stupid child", and she has to live with that forever. There is something appealing about the penitent former villain.
Plus she's an alto and her voice is sexy.
She can't even math properly, and they call her a winner and clap at her for trying.
She's a canon retard.
>"Hey, Nonny!"
>"Could you scratch my back?"
>"Pretty please with whipped cream and butterscotch on top?"
Talking to your imaginary friends again Pinkie?
What happened this time.
>>26097594
>butterscotch on top
Alright, slut. I get your male Fluttershy to mount you.
>>26097622>"But he's real!>"...I swear..."
Cancer
She looks a little crabby to me.
>>26097479
I'd shoot a load in that face.
>>26097479
Horological ponies now
>"Hey FemAnon, look what you win! You wanna trade it in now...?
>>26096579
Human spit is so corrosive I would burn off half your face, dragon or not.
>>26096579
God damn it. I wanted a coupon for one free dragon dicking.
>>26096579
That's rape.
Pone is now poneball
Am rectangular prism now.
we pone shapes now?
Twilight Spherkle.
>"Private Anonymous, I have received several reports of inappropriate behavior unbecoming of your position in the Guard. I suggest you clean up your act if you do not want to be..."
>"...disciplined."
>>26095958
>Implying that is incentive to have me stop.
>>26095958
Ma'am, I'm getting mixed messages. Do you want me to stop, or do you want me to up my game?
>>26095958
What're you going to do about it, Lieutenant Downs?
In previous threads anons tried to fight autism with autism and wanted to create Celestia's counterpart of Nyx. Her name was Hemera and she was supposed to be the cool/carefree/mischievous part of Celestia.
But they all were faggots and never got anything done so the thread died.
A shitty writefag was left with a beginning of a story that had almost no Hemera in it.
Not wanting for his autism to be wasted he will now dump what he wrote and see if anyone wants to continue this.
>>26095819
>It’s a beautiful morning in Canterlot
>The Royal palace glimmers in the sun
>The Princess of the night finished her duty and is soundly asleep in her quarters resting after a long night, protected by her watchful guards
>The room is dark with windows covered in thick curtains
>The princess lays under her warm blanket snoring quietly
>The Guard satisfied closes the door
>He never noticed the white and orange streak that passed him into the room
“It’s been years now and she still feels cold at night.” He says thinking aloud.
“I wonder if she will ever recover?”
>A second later, the doors behind him explode flying of the hinges in clouds of smoke
>trapped under the fallen door the guard can only look in horror, as from the smoke emerges a white filly with a fiery orange mane, doing a 360 on a skateboard, dressed like one of those pony rappers, complete with a backward baseball cap.
>She lands just before him the skateboard coming to a stop
>there is a second of silence before rapid discharges of magic can be heard from the bedroom, the filly takes a sip from a small juice box before lowering her sunglasses
“It seems I turned her day into anightmare“
>You are one of Luna’s elite guards and you never signed up for this shit
>>26095827
“A-A-And then I heard this loud BANG and there was smoke everywhere and I kind of panicked…”
>Celestia smirks a little while looking at the remains of the west tower where Luna’s bedroom used to be.
“This is no laughing matter Tia!”
>” I’m sorry Luna” Celestia says regaining her composure, before looking at you “Captain how is the search going?”
“We are still looking but the Castle is big, it will take some time before we find anything.”
>” Keep me informed then. Luna I think you need to drink a cup of tea with me.”
>You lower your head respectively as they walk away.
>Now where could a filly like her hide?
>Well you weren’t expecting that.
>There she was in the middle of the throne room looking up at one of the stained glass windows showing twilight and her friends.
>You slowly come closer
>And then it hits you
>She is an alicorn
>You fight through the shock and you try remember how she treated Princess Luna
>Just when you are in hoofs reach
>She looks back straight at you
“Got you”
>>26095834
>You wonder while dangling upside down from a rope holding the chandelier, how many times today will you have to remind yourself that you are an elite guard before you start believing it again.
“Now can you tell me how old I am?” she asks sitting comfortably in Celestia’s throne.
>” Excuse me?”
“I mean how old is Celestia?”
>“A few millennia I think, give or take”
>Her eyes grow bigger
“Did princess Luna, you know went a little crazy recently?” She asks with a mischievous grin
>”Erm… You mean the nightmare moon incident like a 1000 years ago?” This is getting confusing for you
“Darn it! I missed it!” She says slamming a little filly hoof on the throne
>”Can you explain me who you are now?”
“Oh I’ am so sorry I didn’t introduce myself.”
You feel yourself being lifted down by magic to the base of the throne, it feelswarm
“My name is Hemera the coolest pony around, and you are?”
>”I am Grey Scutum a Captain in Luna’s elite guards” You say fighting the urge to salute to the alicorn, there is something very familiar in her…
“They even let earth ponies become guards?” She says smirking.
>This is it. That smirk.
>It’s Celestia. It’s somehow a twisted version of Celestia.
>Oh Luna what did I get myself into?
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>>26095794
>New year
>Still mad about TFH
>Stream work #2
Isn't this their 3rd or 4th stream?
>>26096246
I think this is the second since they got funded
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this is the only true thread, all the others are fake
>>26094436
Previous thread: >>26079584
You should go to bed anon.
You can try to make the next thread.
:^)
This shit is just sad
report and sage.
Mods willeventuallydelete it
>"Sorry Anon, I hope you do not mind if I turned up the thermostat up? Your home is a bit cold."
>>26093600
But Twilight, only fags still use fahrenheit
That's too high twipie. turn down the thermostat down.
>>26093607
You mean the only countries in the world that matter? :^)
A tale of friendship, the open road, and a thirst for adventure. Let us go down the rabbit hole.
>>26089797
Is this something established or brand-new?
Because if brand-new, then pic related, let us dive in!
>>26089797
>Down the rabbit hole
GC pls.
>>26089797
First for Not All Who Wander Are Lost.Onward with the quest!
>"What do you mean you only slept with me for my body?"
It's called a "pity fuck"
>>26088740
What are you retarded? I mean I only fucked you because I like you body.
>>26088764
>"I only fucked you because I like you"
>She misunderstands you and freaks out
>The first words out of your mouth are "What, are you retarded?"
Good going, Anon. Good going.