let's see when you stand in this fight guise
>>26073723
Would Nyx be NRL? Or would she be Solar Empire because Twilight would be in it due to being close to Celestia?
>this shitty fanfiction
>>26073969
um not sure but yes so nyx is part of the NLR plus let's send celestia to the sun /)
If you got through an upside down portal to Equestria and they all looked like this (correct colors, wings and/or horns where appropriate, they can spleak and such) would you stay? You only get three days to decide and then the portal goes back to normal and you're trapped there forever.
>>26073674
So basically, it's earth or hyper-realism equestria? Anything's better than this shithole, stay there for definite.
>>26073682
Yes. The majority don't even want to hurt you.
>>26073674
stay if u asked me 3 years ago i would think ur disgusting
its still destirbes me to this day that i think ponies are more sexy than humans
Anyone else notice that at the end of the Friendship Games the pony Twilight said she didn't get Sunset's messages because she was caught in a crazy time travel loop. & Then the season 5 finale WAS the crazy time travel loop. So the season 5 finale and the Friendship Games took place at the same time.
>>26073397
S5 production ended before FG, they already knew what the season finale would be
>>26073397
>Sunset Shimmer is canon and in Season 6
>>26073397
>What are AUs?
The timeline in which EqG happens can follow the same course of events as canon, but that doesn't mean that EqG necessarily happened in the canon timeline, just that the EqG timeline follows it too.
>I just removed your central nervous system, Anon.
>>26073145
How did you achieve that without instantly killing me
>>26073158
magic, son
>>26073163
She's not a unicorn
ITT we share with our problems and attempt to give others emotional support. I'm pretty sure no one here has a degree in psychology, participate at your own risk.
I know I will die alone and it bothers me less everyday.
>>26072964
Sometimes you just need a person to talk to that's consistent. Whether that means you never let people go, or you hop from one crutch to the next by figuring out people quickly, is up to you. Anyway, threads like this were never the kind of heart-warming thing you'd expect, at least not consistently.
>>26073040
The thing is, for some reason I can't attach myself to anyone for long, but I still need company. I've had a few months long friendships that sometimes I felt like were blossoming into something more, until one day I suddenly felt like I couldn't take this person anymore and ceased all contact. I know I've hurt at least two people this way. I don't understand myself and I just feel like shit, abandoning people and whining about how lonely I feel. I don't even know if I should keep trying.
Also, sometimes I'm able to genuinely enjoy myself, but then I remember I've never put meat in a grill.
Oh, and don't give me this 'we a bad crowd kid' talk, you fuckers can be pretty cozy when the mood strikes you.
>>26073232
Well anon, it sounds like you've either got commitment issues or you were expecting something from the person that never happened. Either way, it seems like you are the problem, and you admit it, at the very least. You should try to figure yourself out. Try to figure out what the breaking point is where you cut them off, and see if there's any connection there. Cause it's not fun to have someone cut you out of their life with no explanation or anything leading up to it.
Also, if by "meat in a grill" you mean, have sex, then you really need to get over it. It's not a rite of passage, it isn't a set of goalposts, and the only people who judge you based on it are probably not the sort of people that you need in your life. Besides, once you figure out how to connect with and stay in contact with people, it will come on its own (Haha, double entendre).
Why do people keep calling Applejack a silly pony? Do they hate her?
>>26072848
Silly pony, we call you a silly pony because you're a silly pony.
>Scrunching intensifies.
>>26072848
Silly is good, Anon.
>>26072848
Appul is the silliest pony ever
>"Anon what are you doing with your life? Everyday I see you repeat the same actions and slowly rotting away. Why won't you go and do something with your life instead of wasting it?"
Is this the real life?
>>26072821
Sorry Twi, I can't stop shitposting
>>26072821
The hiatus is already taking a toll.
>>26072707
This post allows me to come to terms with the truth of my mortality more directly and poignantly than any other literary masterpiece I have ever read.... No matter what I intend to do, be, what I feel, love, what all I've accomplished or how much I've learned, the crushing inevetibility of age and death will eventually determine my end. The feeling of invincibility those of us who are relatively young and healthy experience is without exception a disingenuous mirage. Though death seems just a far off shadow, the quote rings true pronouncing our lack of entitlement to tomorrow. And after we finally meet our demise what then??? A looming question mark. Even while holding a belief in the eternal existence of the soul, I could never even begin to describe what I might experience upon the separation of my soul from my body. All I can say with surety is at that point in my perspective, lucid spirit or no, everything I had ever been or wanted or believed will cease to define me.
>Second day after hiatus begins
>Sunset, Starlight and Nyx war
>>26073099
Whoever wins, we lose
What would you wife think if she found out you watch my little pony will she break up with you or stay with you
>>26072678
Don't you have the marital problems general for these questions?
>>26072678
>Your Wife, a woman you married, divorces you because you watch a cartoon.
That sounds unreasonable.
>>26072678
>Your Wife, a woman you married, divorces you because you watch a cartoon.
"Good morning Anon! Guess whats for breakfast!?"
>>26072636
twilight's marejuice?
>>26072636
>rape?
>>26072636
By that face, I'm gonna guess....rape?
Although I'd love to drink Twi's pussy juice like this anon >>26072658 suggested.
>"Hey Anon! I was just reading through some books on Earth history, and I came across this fascinating character! Tell me, what do you know about David Bowie?"
>"...Anon?"
>"Why are you crying?"
>>26072626
>>26072626
Because you remind me of the babe
>>26072626
He is in the valhalla now
>mfw i have been watching a cartoon about friendship for 5 years although i don't even have friends
>>26072604
You have me anon.
>>26072659
I don't even like Lyra
>>26072604
's why you settle for the next best thing. Makes sense.
>"What is this "normies" thing you keep referring to? Why do you keep making this 'ree' sound?"
"Shutup roastie, what would you know of the male struggle? You've never had to deal with being alone!"
>"Oh how ridiculous, my JOB demands my full attention, I have no time for boyfriends or any other sort of romantic pursuits."
"But you could get them if you tried, all you have to do is spread your legs!"
>"Anonymous that is entirely beside the point. I'm not sure I appreciate what you're suggesting saying that females are unambitious in their romantic pursuits and implying we can't be lonely."
"Well I'm always lonely, how do you explain that!?"
>"Well, perhaps if you spent a bit less time complaining about your situation and doing more to improve it-"
"It's not fair! Life cheated me out of everything good!"
>"Anonymous darling, we're not all dealt a perfect hand, but its what we do-"
"You'll never understand my feelings, just shut up you-"
>She presses her hoof against your lips.
>"It's alright."
>She gives you a hug.
"I-i don't need your charity! F-filthy roastie slut.."
>"Shh.."
>She holds you warmly as you relent.
>"Let it all out.."
"All the women of my world were cruel to me, all I ever wanted was to be loved!"
>"It's alright.. I have the rest of the day off. How about you and I sit on the couch and cozy up to one another, and you can tell me all about it, get it all off your chest."
"R-rarity.."
>"I can see the only way we're going to deal with this problem is to have you let it all out, you don't have a problem opening up to me do you? I give you my word that what you tell me is strictly confidential. So, whats it going to be?"
>>26072550
>dramatic greentext
>starts off with rarity complaining about anon's frogtalking
>implying I would let that 2d slut touch me when I can go home to my superior 1d waifu
>implying I can't hold a grudge for a lifetime by systematically killing my own emotions
>believeving I won't create an endless loop of lies to spin the blame on everyone else to protect my frail ego
I think twilight looks much better with indigo eyes
>>26072405
Nope. Amethyst orbs are da best
>>26072405
Regardless of eye colour, she looks better when she's smiling.Besides, autists have an aversion to making eye-contact.
>>26072405
Shut your whore mouth.
Pony, pone, poni, pon or horse?
poney
>>26072365
swole, /fit/ realistic horse Celestia is surprisingly hot
>>26072365
hoers