Let's all work togetheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
>>26087757
no
RAZZLE DAZZLE
STRONGER THAN BEFORE
Daily reminder that you fap to a show meant for little girls.
>Inb4 I dun't fap to horses
>>26087695
Your point?
>>26087695
and?
WOULD YOU FUCK DEEZ PONE?
>>26087673
Yes.
>>26087673
>Astronaut, struck with sudden inspiration, hijacks return pod to Earth
>Crash lands in busy city street
>Emerges, eyes wild and fully erect
>"DOES ANYONE HERE BREATH AIR? OXYGEN? ANYONE?"
"Yes."
>>26087673
Would wife all, would fuck none.
Who here agrees with me?
>>26087421
>Wife all
>Fuck none
What're you fucking gay?
>>26087421
Enjoy a lifetime of chastity and being cheated on.
Will she ever get her own episode and why has she not already?
>>26087365
>why has she not already?
Because she's fucking useless. If not for her title, she'd be fucking looked down upon. Hell, she can't do jack shit, and Twilight is more gifted than her. It's like comparing someone born into a rich family to someone who worked their entire life and is still middleclass. She's a waste of a fucking Princess and is just a bit less useful than Luna, who doesn't do jack shit aside from invade into dreams.
This bitch's only power is to 'raise' the sun and the moon, big fucking whoop. Twilight can already do nearly everything she can do, and better except for star raising.
This bitch is outshined by her own student, her own student was outshined by another 2nd rate pony who can whoop Twilight 5 ways from sunday(Starlight Glimmer), and Twilight was implied to be just equal with Sunsent Shimmer.
Celestia is a glorified fucking figurehead and a waste of a character. We don't need an episode all about her because her younger sister, be it not as loved as her, is infinitely more cool than she is.
Luna is the type of princess that everyone will love once they meet her. She's the type of princess that doesn't care if you bow down or say "Princess" before her name. Celestia is some old cunt who's only role is to call on younger ponies to do her work for her.
Fucking haste.
>>26087365
What would it be about anyway? It would be too predictable unless there's some super grimdark shit that she keeps to herself.
>>26087435
She's only a waste of a character because she's never had an episode to herself.
Of course it's easy to shitpost about Luna being better because she's had at least 2 episodes centered directly around her and has had a big supporting role in many more. Celestia being a blank slate is not her fault, it's the show's fault. They literally couldn't even fuck up her character if they gave her an episode, seeing as she has none. I'd like them to give it a shot.
drawfag here taking suggestions
pic unrealated
Machinedramon fucking Sunset
>>26087289
Pinkie pie if she was ludwig the accursed
>>26087289
I'm >>>/out/
Luigi in Equestria.
What happens?
>>26087123
He invents football.
>>26087171
IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.
YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT.
>>26087123
He still gets overshadowed by his brother Mario.
Has MLP made anyone else communist? I'm starting to look at equality from a completely new lense now.
>>26086568
I want to fuck all of the pones, equally
>>26086605
Even Nyx?
>>26086623
especially nyx
some horses are more equal than others
>"Anon, I would appreciate it if you stopped calling me and my friends 'semen demons'."
Then perhaps you and your friends should stop visiting me in the night and sucking my cock dry.
>>26086560
"I...I can't SEMEN DEMON. It's a curse!"
>"...seriously. Stop"
"You don't understand! I wish I could, but it's not something I could decide! Trust me, SEMEN DEMON!"
>"You sound stupid. Just know this"
"FOR THE LOVE....love of god, trust me! I would never call you 'semen demon' without a specific reason, SEMEN DEMON!"
>"very stupid"
"...n-nor any of your friends! Like SEMEN DEMON! O-or the lovely SEMEN DEMON!"
>"...whatever, I'm out."
>"Whoa, man...Twi looked really pissed."
"...oh shut the fuck up, SEMEN DEMON."
>"..."
"Curse, remember"
>>26086560
Sorry, would you prefer the term Cocksocks? Erection directions? Penis Pianists?
>It is currently the Era of Butterfly, a time for great prosperity for ponykind in their new home, Equestria. It’s also a time of conflict where pony fights pony. But of course, according to the rules that were set, only if they’re both mercenaries. And if you break that rule then you get no marshmallows when camping. Forever!
>You are Fountain Splash, although your friends call you Splashy, a filly that’salmost14 years old. You are a master of water related spells and that has allowed you to join a mercenary group called Band of the Bunny. There you met a lot of ponies, made a few friends, trained, ate a tasty dessert, learned about your mission and then you MET YOUR NEW BESTIE, Thermocline. But that’s a long name, so you call her Thermie or Thermos. She’s a pegasus filly that’s a bit older than you, oh and she’s really nice and is good at painting on things and it’s nice to cuddle with her and you trained together but you totally beat her even though she was cheating but then she apologized and you took a bath together and stuff.
>After that you had to gather your things, because the mercenaries were moving out. You ended up riding in a cart, together with your best friend, which later resulted in you taking a nap because the cart was filled with pillows and blankets.
>Once you woke up and kiiiiinda soaked Thermie, who you were snuggling with, you both decided to go for a flight during which you were surprise attacked by someone! You escaped, alerted the whole mercenary convoy to the ambush and then, after a rather confusing conversation, you went together with the search party to find whoever attacked you.
(1/2)
>After you got to the place where you both practiced your INCREDIBLY COOL team attacks you found the search party looking for the ambushers. After you heard some noises, together with Thermos, you decided to check, instead of seeing why somepony was calling for a medic, who was it that was quietly saying ‘Polo’ in response to the ‘Marco!’ that somepony from the search party was shouting. The two of you went through some bushes and under some branches and, following the louder and louder sounds, rather quickly you came to the source of the noise.
>It’s a small earthpony colt that has a sunny coat and a cream colored mane with some twigs in it. There are also two dark smudges under his eyes, made with some kind of paint and two belts across his chest, with a lot of water balloons hanging from them. And they seem to be a bit of a problem for him, since he’s hanging high above the ground, with the part of those belts that was going over his back stuck on a high branch of a tree.
>Once he notices that you’re there you can see terror in his eyes. ”Oh no! They found me!” He shouts to himself “You’ll never take me without a fight!” his expression quickly turns to a determined one. And then an embarrassed one as he fumbles trying to reach for the projectiles hanging on his chest “Just… give me… a second and I’ll get you soaked!”
>Now, what shall you do with this dangerous foe?
(2/2)
>>26086566
Give him a light squirt and tell him there's more where that came from if he doesn't surrender.
>>26086566
Hydro pump!
>ITT: Pictures like this
Requesting AJ while we're at it.
Here, have fun: both the good and the bad side
https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=doing+*
Also, this for some reason struck me, and I'm not even a Trixiefag
1/4
>I said I don't need your help! I'm fine on my own!
Look, your pants aren't even sparkling anymore.
You NEED to see a doctor.
>>26085792
>it's not a phase
>be new years
>whole family over to celebrate with a barbecue
>be me
>ponysexual 22 year old man child who should have moved out ages ago
>6 gigs of pony porn on my phone because i thought I didn't give a fuck, and clopping at the computer sucks. Wallpaper is pic related.
>no password when i'm at home because typing it every time is annoying
>forget my phone in the kitchen after leaving my cave and scrounging for burgers and stuff
>hear groans and then silence among the nonstop laughter from the party through the wall, figure someone made a shitty joke and continue typing away in my neet horse chat room
>hear footsteps stomping toward my room
>knocks followed by "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF BESTIALITY ON YOUR PHONE ANON?"
>entire family thought it would be hilarious to see who texts me and what pictures I take
>entire family got a face full of crotchtits and pony vag.
My parents are still confused and worried wanting me to seek therapy, my cousins, aunts and uncles all think I'm a sick fuck, and my grandmother thought it was hilarious. How do I convince them not to set me up with some shrink and waste a bunch of money?
>>26085762
show them the community of horsefuckers that you come from. maybe then they wouldn't think it is so weird.
>>26085762
>6 gigs of porn
>on a non-password protected, non-biometric ally locked mobile device
Nobody is that retarded. Nice b8 though OP.
You're so full of shit.
>Another General. What about now?
Well, unlike /mlp/ Plays, we focus on all artists and DJs, as well as the appreciation of different kinds of music.
>Is this just limited to the genres of the two music horses?
No, all music is welcome here, undefinable, glitchstep, even hip hop, to even Rock and Roll, to the rashest of Classical. here, we hope to have it all shared in appreciation of the second language that is, Music.
Here we hope all artists and producers, musicians, DJs, and even vocalists and remixers.
We also hope to help those who aspire to be artists get into the game of music, and let each and every one of you aspire
>What if I have no instrument blah blah blah.
Either buy an instrument, or buy a program to emulate it with all the plug ins. If you don't want to endure the pains, you don't need to be here.
Without further ado, let the thread be bumped!
So come in, shitpost, share tastes, and give advice.
Bampu
>>26085667
guitarfag standing by
>>26085818
No need for names, we're still Anons until we have content.
Which character(s) would you see a spinoff of?
>>26085454
>First years of Celestia's life after Luna's banishment
>>26085454
adult CMC and friends
>>26085454
Why is sunshit there