ANON I KNOCKED PRINCESS CADENCE OUT COLD WHAT DO I DO?!
Put a blanket on her and give her some hot coco
I don't know lets ask Bill Cosby
>>26105046
Did you use that wire hanger I gave you?
Alan Rickman has died. I already pressed F to pay respect, but it hasn't made me feel any better. Can we please get a cute pony thread going?
>>26104992
Holy fuck, he went out too soon
Damn, how'd he die?
Also what other movies has be been in other than Harry Potter and Alice in Wonderland?
>>26104992
I guess you could say hedied hard.
When you only eat appuls cuz of your waifu
I like peaches
>>26105182
Grapes
>>26105423
Kiwis
I don't want to admit it but,I think Rainbow Dash is pretty cool.Also confessions thread.
>>26104895
I am unironically infuriated by all human posters even if they aren't EqG
>>26104895
>I think Rainbow Dash is pretty cool
That's not really much of a confession, you're just saying you like the character
>>26104895
During a multiple day long bus ride back to my home state, I resorted to taking a K-Pop photo booklet into the bathroom and jacking off with the hand sanitizer.
Pone is for sexual
No it's not
>>26104752
Both.
Feet are for sexual.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
^:)
>>26104636
What would happen if we stopped posting this meme?
I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
I want to cum on her feet.
>You will never feel the structure of a pony crumble under the force of your fist.
>You will never experience the feeling of power, the euphoria, the adrenaline and slowing of time as the event occurs.
>You will never see their facial expression of shock and pain, the widening of their eyes, the subtle subconcious cues, pupils dilating, muscles and skin tightening and wincing, the short helpless reflexive jerking.
>You will never hear the sharp echoing smack of marshmellow flesh against hardened ape knuckles and the short gasp, feminine squeek and shudder of pony breath.
>You will never taste the feint scent of fear, sweat and perhaps a trace of urine filling the air.
>You will never relive the sweet memories in your mind over and over until the day you die.
;__;
>>26103953
'cause I'd be too busy fuckin'
>>26103953
That's sick bro
wew lad
Why cannot poene fill the void in me?
I pone 48 hours a day, I dream pone, I subsist on pone.
But i'm still empty.
It's hard to understand. But there's more to life than pone
>>26103782
I wont buy your jewish lies
>>26103770
You think your life is empty? Try to cut pone out of your life completely, then you'll realize what being empty really feels like
Previous thread:
>>25961738
Green Text:
Dancing with the Moonlight by JustSomeAnon: http://pastebin.com/W95D8fhQ
The Color of Life: http://pastebin.com/MGBfKGnh
Polls:
Moondancer body type:
http://strawpoll.me/6295045/
Spagoots poll:
http://strawpoll.me/6373537/
>>26103468
Is the thread dead, or are the writefags busy for awhile and we can pick this up later?
>>26103468
Bump
>>26103468
Rip old thread
Bump
I thought Season 5 overall was really good, but why were the songs all so terrible?
They were entirely "this is the situation, here is an extremely simple and clear rhyming pattern while we describe exactly what is happening". Why?
Really? I've felt that way before with some songs in previous seasons, but I don't remember feeling like that very often this season. Maybe I'm just forgetting those.
>>26103523
Honestly don't think there was a single one in S5 that wasn't that way. I'd like to be reminded of one that isn't, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iql76IKT59Q
>>26102928
>>26102928
I dont know how to feel about this.
Requesting art of this Oc.
>A mare that once lived in the darkness of terror and woe.
>A poor creature that worked as a miner, being abused and treated like a lesser organism.
>She prayed to the sky one night while everypony rested, her slave duty at an end for a mere night.
>Begging for any chance to be freed from the darkness of woe and suffering.
>She looked and to the sky, so beautiful and inspiring.
>"Do not let your jimmies be broken from into that dark night. Rustle, Rustle, Rustle against the dying light."
>Her once green mane went upward into a fiery coloration.
>"Follow my will oh foal of suffering, for you will never have your Jimmies Rustled ever again.
>She felt the knowledge consume her mind, the great primate in the sky would only blessen.
>"Now you are reborn! Go, be free from your shackles that hinder you! Be one with Unrustling."
>As the divine being spoke, her shackles melted into vapor. She was finally free.
>No more to work the fields as a slave of Diamond Dogs any longer.
>Truly this was a blessed day.
>Without a further notice, she went into the forest and chopped down some wood.
>To which she spoke, "This wooden staff will be a conduit to all cleansing of Jimmies being rustled."
>Her words came with a boon. So loud and overflowing with holiness.
>She walked onward, animals watching the blessed one and following her movement with each step.
>Soon, she found the throes of ponykind, working away with wood and more.
>They would ask, "Who are you stranger, and why do the animals follow you?"
>She would reply, "I am, but one who is gone from the world of rustling, one who can not be tainted ever again."
>They watched in confusion, noticing her staff and odd flaming like mane.
>"I feel that you have a foal that is sick, may I look upon her?"
>The couple who were working with the wood gasped at the information.
>So, they brought her to their weakened filly, who was sick in bed and dying.
>The mare raised her staff and she was healed.
>>26102869
>mfw OP represents the majority of the board
>>26102884
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsOeFADXAHk
>3,000,000 views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vc8J339BkE
>1,000,000 views
What the fuck is wrong with this world.
there is always worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RmmPJctra0
>17,000,000 views
>>26102881
I want to come inside Rainbow Dash
>80,000,000 views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjmsThcOGTQ
>"Now listen here Anon, you sum of a bitch, you think you can just get my daughter pregnant and walk away, hell no"
>"Now the way I see it you got two choices, A: You can spend the rest of your life with my daughter and no one else, helping raise my granddaughter or B: You can spend the last few moments of your life looking down the barrel of my shotgun"
>"So what's it gonna be?"
Shotgun, please.
I'll choose a much better pony next time.
>>26102828
i'm gonna have to go with B
>>26102828
Option C.
how are you enjoying the hiatus /mlp/?
>>26102734
By not hiding thread like a little faggot, OP.
>>26102753
>I refrain from hiding threads because I want to prove to myself that I'm tough
>>26102734
Well the board made me cry today, so I estimate I won't live to see season 6