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>>26082691
How about ~~only in your mind and the hundreds of shitty fan fiction scattered throughout the internet, because that's the best you are going to get, faggot.~~

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2016-01-12 09:55:18 Post No.26082369
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 09:55:18 Post No. 26082369 [Report] [View this topic]

Claim your waifu before Derpy smashes her with an anvil.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 09:56:22 Post No.26082375
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>>26082369
Anvils can't crush steel skin alicorns

Anonymous 2016-01-12 09:58:03 Post No.26082383
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If singles ~~Equestria doesn't exist.~~

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>>26082369
It already happened but fine, why the hell not.

Claiming Twilight

Anonymous
"Anon put that thing away, it scares me" 2016-01-12 09:40:06 Post No.26082311
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"Anon put that thing away, it scares me" Anonymous 2016-01-12 09:40:06 Post No. 26082311 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 09:46:43 Post No.26082336
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>>26082311
Guns are perfectly safe, horse.

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>>26082336
A salt rifle.

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>>26082311
You scare me.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 09:04:38 Post No. 26082172 [Report] [View this topic]

I've recently developed a mane fetish....does anybody else have this?

Specifically wanting ponies to make you eat hair from their mane and tail

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 09:05:48 Post No.26082180
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No.

Anonymous 2016-01-12 09:07:29 Post No.26082189
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 09:07:29 Post No.26082189 [Report]

>eating hair
>ever
you should probably kill yourself.

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>>26082172

>eating hair

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2016-01-12 07:16:46 Post No.26081585
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 07:16:46 Post No. 26081585 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to sexualize a little girls show

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 07:33:08 Post No.26081697
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>>26081585
You are in the right place

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>>26081585
Welcome to the club.

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fucking youtube. i can not believe they took down all the videos with the original audio.
watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCHPLnA9MUM

while listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC8xkvb14rU

and unfortunatly you will have to use your imagination to supply the sexual brushing sounds

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2016-01-12 07:15:20 Post No.26081575
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Anonymous 2016-01-12 07:15:20 Post No. 26081575 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Hey Anon."
>"I know you chose to stsy here in my barn because it's comfy and everything but don't you think you should help out a bit with the chores?"
>"You can't just sit on your ass all day fiddling with your dick."
>"At the very least an hour."

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>>26081575
Don't you understand? I have nowhere else to stsy!
I wish I could stsy with Twilight, but she's stsying with Cadence for the week.

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>>26081596
FUCKING KEK!!

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>>26081629
kys fgt

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 06:21:12 Post No. 26081147 [Report] [View this topic]

Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice...

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>>26081147
As the story we know if sugar and spice...

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Sure is teen angst in here.

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iwtcird

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 05:55:56 Post No. 26080973 [Report] [View this topic]

>Sorry, I can't work today; I'm a little hoarse.

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>>26080973

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NtksEHYtK4

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>>26080973
Coco, you try to use that excuse every week

and i don't know why it works...

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>>26080973
>laugh track plays

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 05:42:44 Post No. 26080850 [Report] [View this topic]

help

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>>26080850
Oh yeah, that video. I remember that video.

...Can't remember the name of it, though.

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>>26080859
Same. Not gonna lie have been looking for that Autism Rainbow spews.

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>>26080850
I need somebody?

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Bushy Brows Anonymous 2016-01-12 05:40:50 Post No. 26080833 [Report] [View this topic]

Bushiest brows of MLP thread.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 05:10:58 Post No. 26080525 [Report] [View this topic]

Has anyone else noticed how paradoxical the CMC's special talents are? Let's think about special talents in general, then theirs specifically.

Each pony has a special talent, symbolized by an image on his flank, called a cutie mark. This mark appears regardless of any active effort on his part to gain it, as it is entirely independent of his own will. Cutie marks, like all events and happenings in the universe, are determined by Destiny, or Fate.

The CMC's special talents all involve helping others in their efforts to gain their cutie marks. However, since cutie marks appear independent of the efforts of its owner, such a talent that involves assistance in such efforts is null.

Now, I don't expect the writers to give the faintest of shits about things like consistency or common sense since idiots will eat it up anyway, but I do think they could've handled it better.

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 05:16:13 Post No.26080578
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>>26080525
You answered your own question. it was destiny.
It was pretty much the lesson we learned in call of the cutie all over again.

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>>26080578
But will the show ever address the paradoxical nature of the CMC's cutie marks by showing us their inevitable existential crisis upon learning that the highest forces of the universe gave them an utterly useless talent?

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>>26080613
No.

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How loyal are you? 2016-01-12 05:10:32 Post No.26080520
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How loyal are you? Anonymous 2016-01-12 05:10:32 Post No. 26080520 [Report] [View this topic]

How loyal are you to your waifu?

If she was real and you'd spent something like a few months in a relationship with her.

Lets say it was all going perfect until your government in the human world suddenly wanted to execute her for a misunderstanding of high treason.
~~Yes its taking place in the human world.~~

Would you stand up for your waifu? What about if she were captured, would you try and bust her out? Knowing that if you don't save her she'll die?

Or would you simply hand her over, fold like a cardboard tube at the slightest moment it inconveniences you?

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