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>>26087673
Yes.

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>>26087673
>Astronaut, struck with sudden inspiration, hijacks return pod to Earth
>Crash lands in busy city street
>Emerges, eyes wild and fully erect
>"DOES ANYONE HERE BREATH AIR? OXYGEN? ANYONE?"
"Yes."

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>>26087673

>>26087673

.only pinkie and maybe RD. Bestpone aka AJ is not for sexings.

>>26087762
You're a good man with strong convictions and I love you even if you post like a faggot

>>26087673
Howdy SillyDilly, you must be new here. Where did you come from previous to this place?

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>>26087753

>>26087673
Eww, That's disgusting. What kind of sick autistic neckbeard would want to fuck a cartoon pony?

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>>26087776
but waifu is pic related.

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>>26087673
I don't understand why people here even have the capabilities to think that these special ponies would fuck them. Of all the people, they would choose you? There's a fuck ton of other physically, mentally, socially, and financially capable people, and they would choose you? Hahaha. Fucking bullshit that is.

Let alone finding a partner in /mlp/ where they want people to suffer just because of a minor mistake.

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>>26087846
Porn isn't about realism, faggot.

>>26087673
>namefag
>deez nuts joke
>all caps
>sex amirite gusy
Just fucking hang yourself

>>26087823
most of them

>>26087918
I can almost guarantee you that people here don't see posts like OP as porn. They see it as an actual relationship. Sure, fantasy and all that, but fantasy has a bit of believability in it, and relationship is based on reality.

>>26087954
Good b8. Now leave.

>>26087954
>I can almost guarantee you that people here don't see movies like deepthroat as porn. They see it as an actual relationship. Sure, fantasy and all that, but fantasy has a bit of believability in it, and relationship is based on reality.

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>>26087673
yes, but only one

Guys, stop coming over to /pol/ and post stuff like this degenerate thread: >>>/pol/60810240

Keep this kind of stuff over here in your own forum.

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>>26088062
nah

>>26087673
All but Applejack, she's clearly faking it

>>26087673
If they were real.
Yeah.

>>26087954
Tulpamancy roosted here for a reason, Anon.

Once again, this needs to be said so I can ruin somebody's fun if they are clopping to that image.
*takes a deep breath*

TWILIGHT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS YODELING!

That is all.

>>26087673
Nigga.

I'm here. On this board. That should tell you enough about the kinds of things I'd do to dem pone.

Sexual kinds of things.

>>26088354
>You must be 18 years of age to post in this site

>>26087673
Yodel.

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>>26088354

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

You're welcome.

>>26088507
OMFG Anon this is exactly what I needed. Thank you.

For me only Rainbow, Twilight, Fluttershy and Rarity are fuckable.

Pinkie and Applejack? No thanks.

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Reminds me of pic related

>>26087843
LITERALLY WHO
W
H
O

Fluttershy and RD look adorable

>>26089469
Post the one with Derpy and Lyra

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>>26088418
>newfag

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>>26089528
Your waifu is a shit, good sir.