>boop
>boop
>boop
>boop
>PLEASE STOP BOOPING ME
>boop
>boop
>boop
>boop
And then pone was booped
I hope applejack chokes on her own blood. Filthy sand nigger.
>>26092719
>>26092719
Look at this edge!
Why is she so perfect
>>26092455
You, uh...wanna run that by us again chief?
>Cute
>A little stupid
>Clumsy
She's just a typical moe
Because she has no hooves.
It's my number one fetish.
pony
pony?
pussy
The object to your left is the only thing that can save you from being annihilated by NMM. How fucked are you?
>>26091496
>pillow
Well, i can snuggle wuggle her to death
>>26091496
>phone.
BASHING HER TO DEATH WITH A PHONE IT IS.
>>26091496
Maybe I can preoccupy her with Dark Souls long enough to get away...
>ITT: Toys you would throw you money at on sight
>>26090790
https://bad-dragon.com/products/sugarstar
I haven't bought merch in a while. If I ever do again it'd be a Maud.Preferably a plushie
>>26090790
They don't exist yet.
>"N-no Anon! No! No one wants to hear any more of your 'stories from Nam'!"
>>26090450
>"...It's all I know, Twilight."
>>26090450
>remembers 'Nam
>slips into ptsd fueled rage
>pulls knife out of boot
CHARLIES IN THE TREES!!!
>retreats into the everfree
>is found 7 days later starving in a shallow dug out.
>screams at those who found him that he can't risk moving out. He doesn't think he'll make it through the torture.
>>26090450
I smell willy pete
Three years ago, this filly was placed into your care as her hometown was seen as a potential target for the enemy army. The war is now over and she is finally able to go home to her family which has has been wanting to see for the past 3 years. She couldn't be more excited.
Upon arrival, you both find her entire village burned to the ground with not a survivor to be seen. It quickly becomes apparent that the village was attacked suddenly and most of the occupants ended up trapped in their burning houses to die.
What do you say to the filly?
>>26090293
"Oh well. Cya kid."
>>26090293
>Upon arrival, you both find her entire village burned to the ground with not a survivor to be seen
> with not a survivor to be seen
"Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask"
>>26090293
.............
"I am so sorry......."
"It looks like we're in the wrong village"
"Sorry"
"I have a sick sense of humor sometimes."
What religion is each of the Mane Six?
>>26090090
Well, that assumes that religion as we know it exists over there.
That's a big ol' can of worms, really.
Twilight - Buddhist
Applejack - Taoist
Fluttershy - Muslim
Pinkie Pie - Christian
As >>26090129, pic related is why Applejack is Taoist.
You'll get it if you're familiar with the Tao Te Ching.
>"Anon, if you talk to her or anyone else during practice even one more time, I will revoke your right to spectate. First and final warning."
>>26089965
"..."
Fine. She's more interested in hanging out with me anyway.
>>26089965
>Anon begins to bring a handheld whiteboard and marker to practice
>"Anon, what have you been buying with my Credit Card?"
>>26089467
Certainly not dragon dildos, if that's what you're thinking.
>>26089467
a hundred bathrooms
>>26089467
The souls of the damned
I got a bargain
>"Yeah Anon, that's cool and all.... but you still have a small dick."
>>26089341
Hey! That's a personal attack and you have no prove of that.
2cm isn't not so bad :(
Oh yeah? Well, you like girls you big lesbian.
I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna do it.
>>26088967
Well do it, faggot.
My behind is a beehive. There's a buzz in my backside.
>>26088967
>inb4 wave of DO IT FAGGOT
Might I ask who you are, and why you're gonna off yourself? There's no point in shouting DO IT at a picture of Pinkamena.
The Gregorian Year is 4914. After 2000 years of living in the shadow of Equestria, humanity has finally re-industrialized and is planning to reassert their place as the dominant species of Earth. A young human manages to sneak into Canterlot while the guard are busy protecting the The Equestria Games and tries to assassinate Celestia by firing several pistol rounds into the royal grandstand, and then throwing a phosgene canister into it. Celestia survives, but is in critical condition. The two guards protecting the box's entrance and Prince Blue Blood are killed. War ensues, pitting the mostly agrarian, magic-based society of Equestria against the industrial society of the humans. Who wins?
(cont. description) A human force consisting of fifteen field corps (see WW1 German army organization) advance out of the west and split into three, Army Group North, Army Group South, and Army Group Central. Army Group North lands in just north of Vanhoover, taking the city and regrouping with Army Group Central and advancing east. Army Group South besieged and took Los Pegasus and began advancing through the mountains. Army Group Central makes quick advances eastward, but is halted 20 miles outside of Ponyville. Trench warfare soon breaks out as Equestrian forces are able to mobilize and human forces dig in and solidify their positions. Cloudsdale has also fallen victim to numerous assaults by human air forces. ***Note: Human advances and positions will be shown in red, Equestrian advances and positions will be shown in lime green, front lines will be shown in black*** ***Original map source:http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Equestria***
>>26088355
>>26088402
I'm interested.. bump
Okay /mlp/. I need to fill my reactions folder. Bonus points for best pone.
>>26087959
>>26087959
You hear him, faggots. Appul thread inbound
Ahoy Anonymous!
Didn't you know? I'm the Princess of the Sea in me part time job. It's dark and lonely on the endless blue, say, woud you join us on our patrol?
Oh great. Luna's drunk again
>>26087802
Yeah, alright.SHOO BE DOO, SHOO SHOO BE DOO
who is this demon seaman?