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>27694542

Oh, good
Was just about to make another thread and saw this one

Getting a little desperate in here.
3 failed threads, time to give it a rest.

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>>27693836
>Dr.Pepper
7/10

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>>27693836
>Spiderman
My man!
>California
going to have to dock you for that one so 7/10
>Geodude
Most useless mon out there.
>Inuyasha
You seem pretty chill though so 6/10

>>27693015
>Why did he leave us?
just like with artists in life, he was probably ignored while he was around, and then missed when he died.

>>27693229
>>27693015
I remember he did say that.
>I'm sorry, guys, but people are not reading my stories anymore, so I think it's time for me to go.

Sucks way too hard.

>>27693015
They came back looking for other writers to do a collaboration with but the people they wanted didn't want to do it and the people that actual volunteered got rejected so the nigger skulked back into the shadows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NfUq-PYUaU&index=1&list=LLpEHGhlLMzWDwgIEjjWExbQ

I would use Twilight in the Holy Grail War

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>>27692911
Fox Stevenson

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>>27692911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCwKcIYm6_o

Cool stuff, OP. I'll look into that.

>>27691901
I say random.
1-3 erf, 4-6 peg, 7-9 uni, 0 crystal or bat or some shit. Evens for female and odds for male.

>>27691936
Female peg is fine. Also, let's go yellow with green hair, because I see a palm tree in the OP image.

>>27691901
so we've got the flower grill pegasus possibility.

she's going to need a best friend to go with her.

who?

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Well...

>>27690231
Zinyak from SR4

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100% boned.

>>27689982
she looks pretty old t b h

>>27690012
You say that like it's a bad thing

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>>27689982
>tfw Andrea will never ride you while whispering in your ear in Fluttershy's voice
why live?

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>>27689038
Shut up, faggot.

>>27689038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmLVzfxwdzc

>>27689038
A long one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvl-AdnHGY

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>>27688283
You're gonna love the nonstop sensation of getting fucked for 7-1/2 weeks, Trainee. Just don't be a faggot, as long as your flight doesn't hate you you'll be fine.

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Good Luck

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are we, dare i say, back?

>>27685208
stealing ponk

Dashie is mine

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Give me my FlutterButter.

First roll, D6.
1. Apple fucker (AJ)
2. Marshmallow (Raraty)
3. Lesbian (RD)
4. Meth addict (Pinkie)
5. Beta bitch. (Flutters)
6. Spike. (He'll probably die.)

2. Marshmallow.

>Be rarity, sitting in Carousel boutique, literally doing nothing.
>You've finished your orders.
>You've eaten.
>You're just waiting for something interesting to happen.

What will it be?

>>27684793
molest the smaller marshmallow with you needle

>>27684793
Try to chuck on sweetie belle.

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>>27684313

Alright you fucks, we're back.
Been busy as shit the last 2 weeks. Nothing will crush your soul like 12 hour weekend night shifts, i'll tell that.
And just to make it clear; The weekends we're not up and running are not because of dwindling ambition, it's because of that thing called life.

Update on the Heist:
The things was suposed to have been executed this weekend, but the breach had somehow been detected, so a brand new padlock with shackle protection was staring back at my when i tried to enter. I wrote down the model name, and researched it a bit. Turns out it's got piss reviews, so there's a decent chance that i can pick it. Though it's a 'Disc Detainer' lock on it, and so far i've only picked 'Pin Tumbler' locks, meaning i've had to order some new tools to be able to pick the thing. I've also bought an identical lock to train on. TL;DR; I'm not through yet, comrades.

Also, pic related was money well spent. If you don't step up your game, Canada, i'll have to assume your title as Propaganda Minister.

So what have you cheeky cunts been up to the last weeks?

>>27684333

>Hoo boy
"Y-yeah, i'll uuh.. i'll be right there"
>The rest of the group are up and about by now
>"Mmh, when are you going to stop gettin' all nervous 'round naked girls, Anon? It's not that big a' deal" Applejack points out, while giving her body a morning stretch.
"Not all of us grew up naked in horse land, Appul"
>"it's not called-", she sighs
>"Do you need help or something? Get your butt in here!" Rainbow yells from the bathroom.
>As you gaze toward the half open door, you can see her rolling down her Rainbow stockings.
>You visibly gulp
>Even though you've already ravaged her nether regions like a viking on crystal shrooms, you still get nervous like a 4 year old boy in a girls locker room.
>You rise from the couch, and waddle over to the bathroom, and lock the door behind you.
>"Took you long enough" Rainbow says, before tossing her shirt asside.
>Got' dam', that slim figure of hers always takes your breath away.
"Y-you too"
>Real smooth, Anon.
>"Awh, come on Anon, just relax. There's nothing you havn't already seen, if the other day's anything to go by, right?" She says, while Acing that casual pose with her hands on her hips, and gives

you a lusty wink.
"I-i uuh.. yeah"
>She just rolls her eyes, before engaging you.
>Her hands slither up your body, lifting your torso over your head, and tosses it aside in a pile, along with her clothes.
>Second, she goes for your buckle.

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>>27684345

>While fiddling with it with her hands, she gets on her toes and leans in for a kiss. You happily comply.
>As soon as your pantalones hit the tile floor, her arms find their way up over your back.
>After a few seconds of intimacy, your lips separate with a smack.
>"You're scrubbing my back" She says with a small grin, before turning around, and strikes that swaying model walk into the shower.
>Here goes, quit being a nutless twat.
>You can hear the shower turn on, as your remove your underwear.
>Steam quickly thickens the air.
>"Don't make me come back out there!"
>You nut up and step inside the shower.
>The first thing that strikes you is the fucking boiling water.
>Holy shit, if one of the few people in the world you don't feel like appearing like a pussy before was mere inches from you, you'd probably shriek like a bitch.
>Second is the soaked godess before you.
>"Took you long enough" She says, before turning around, while holding a bottle behind her back.
>"My backs's waiting"
"Y-yes Ma'am"

It's late. More tomorrow, if we're up.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to ur anus lol

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>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria, please.

Also have instructions on how to contact Celestia, just cause.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to equestria.

I can only hope...

>>27682439
>9 replies last thread

I know you're trying Anon but...

I forgot to bump the thread and it died.

reposting to start new thread.
>>27667867
>You help Trixie and Rainbow Dash up and put Spike on your back.
>It looks like he passed out in all the excitement, but he still doesn’t look to good.
>You grab the grimoire as you all head upstairs.
>You place Spike on the couch and cover him with a blanket.
>Rainbow Dash is the first to speak up.
>”So what exactly happened to Twilight?”
“It’s just like she said, she spent too much time reading this thing and I guess that was enough for something to possess her.”
>”But you can help her, right?”
“Probably, though I’m not sure how to do it, but I know I can find the answer in here.”
>”Is that safe to do? I mean, Twilight read it for too long won’t something happen to you?”
“Nah, I’ve read it before, it doesn’t really affect me that way.”
>”Oh.”
>You flip open the grimoire and feel that familiar sensation as it takes hold of you and the information begins to flow.
------------------
>Be Celestia.
>And you just felt a tremor of demonic magic.
>Has Anon broken the contract?
>No, that’s not possible; she is bound to the contract.
>Then what could be causing the disturbance.
>You get up, but before you can begin to investigate, somepony knocks on the door.
“Who is it?”
>A male voice speaks up from the other side, one of the guards most likely.
>”Twilight is here to see you your highness.”
>Twilight’s here?
>She usually lets you know when she’s coming by.
“Let her in.”
>The double doors to your room opens and one of golden plated guards let’s your faithful student in.
“Ah, Twilight, is everything alright? I just felt a tremor of dark magic and you usually tell me when you’re going to visit.”
>”That’s why I came here! I’ve been doing some research with Anon and she just showed me how to do long range teleportation, that’s probably what you felt. ”

>>27682455
should tyr not using such a shitty OC for the header.