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>>27674222
Hail hydra

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HAIL HYDRA!

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>>27674245

>>27668400
No

>>27668400
Yes

>>27668400
No

>>27656859
First. Check everything including the mining tunnel and the glowy thing and the area where all the graves are. She might be in either of those places most likely.

If she's not, then she probably went out after we left, which means we'll have to find her.

>>27656859
Fuck yes. Not the Misty missing part, but the quest running.

Search the place top and bottom before going out to look for her. If we have to go out, bring a weapon.

>>27656859
Is the note in the same position we left it?

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BITCH I WANTED A NYX NOT SOME FUCKING CANDY EJECULATE

Stop, i don't want to love that pony

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>>27623901
Embrace the flurry cutie
All are welcome

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>filly

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04- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph

605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb

607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3

609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm

611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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>filly

>The rolling sun rises on top of your heads as you head north, towards the Aurorian camp. Under the disguise of being travelers, you hope to strike a quick deal with them and avoid another battle.
>Making some chatter with the soldiers that you helped, showing them your weapons and items to better blend in, you learn some interesting things.
>"The fortress line that the king ordered build is complete" one of them, the young pegasus, shares. "I had to cross one, and it's amazing. A massive structure, right now there's few soldiers in it, but it should be able to house an entire army."
"That almost sounds like the king is afraid of something."
>"The rumors keep circulating. They say that the king has gone mad, or that his court wizards predicted something to happen years ago. Nopony really knows what drove him to declare war, and paranoia settles in after so long."
>Eventually, you arrive to the Aurorian camp through the short route. There's still a good few hours of evening, and the soldiers are busy in the heavily populated area. The strong, military tents you recognize hold Aurorian flags, and everywhere you see matching sets of armor.
>"We've arrived! You'll excuse us, but we have to report about this whole monster incident" one of the soldiers bows. "Feel free to ask for directions, you should be able to reach any of the closer cities from here safely."
>"Beware of monsters!" The mare completing the trio warns before leaving.
>"Speak for yourself. Geez!" Marion pouts. "Well... here we are, inside the Aurorian camp."
>"Feels much like home" Live Fire comments, struck by the rampant patriotism. "What now, Knit? Do we speak with them now?"
>"This is so interesting, though!" Clearsoul whispers. "We have a chance to see how Aurorians do things. I'd like to walk a bit around camp, keep the disguise up for a little while."

>>27614270
This is an important opportunity to gain intell.

>>27614270
I suppose we should stay hidden longer so that we can compose our thoughts and get a general feel for the aurorians.

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>>27449832
>>27450048
>>27452356

>You know what, a little cooking would help lift your spirits.
>A little afternoon lunch for the party, it'd be perfect.
>Though the inventory here is limited...
>Oh, idea!. A nice way to kill two birds with one stone.
"Hey Mojo, you wanna come with me for some grocery shopping? This place is severely lacking in the spice i'd like to cook with. And I don't even know where the local market is."
>Her fluffy ears perk up.
>"You mean it? I mean it's no theme park or anything but sure! Oh but one sec."
>She hops off the chair and dashes around the corner, coming back a few minutes later wearing a light dress, sunglasses and wide brimmed hat.
>"There! That should be good enough of a disguise. Let's get goin'."
>The two pof you set out into the city, Mojo directing you were to go through all kinds of shortcuts and alleyways that you wouldn't have noticed otherwise.
>She knows the city pretty well, might come in handy some day.
>You make it to the market very quickly.
>And what a sight to behold, three whole city blocks taken up by various stands and tents.
>The odor that permeates this area is so welcoming, everything from fresh vegetables, baking bread and yes, spices.
>You're walking the street giddy as a school girl.
>You have 150 bits to spend after all of last nights events, so you have more than enough to take home bundles upon bundles of spice.
>You see a quaint little stand selling spices being run by a sweet looking old mare with her hair up in a bun.
>She smiles at you as you peruse her products, she has some nice looking ancho chilis for sale.
>Almost too nice looking.
>Your expert culinary instincts kick in and you investigate the spice to find it's a fraud!
>A very close fraud, close enough that most wouldn't be able to notice it.
>But this species of pepper isn't ancho, you recognize it as a cousin that, while tasty, can cause serious damage to a pony if eaten too much.
>What are you going to do about this travesty?

>>27579995
>fake spices
BLASPHEMY!

Also glad to see you again, you've been gone for a while.

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>>27579988
>that gif

Got that new thread smell in here.

>>27710433
how about a space engineer anon?
>anon crash lands because he forgot to weld the gyroscopes to his ship
>pones think hes a space king
>he just wants to find some gold so he can make some computer but the pones seem to think the copper wiring on his ship is rare and want to take it so he cant leave to find gold
>something blatently sexist happens because penis
goodnight everybody.

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Can we have some cute stories about these two? (Or just about "traditional by rgre standarts" families in general)
Next must be sketch about Venus, DadAnon and everypony royal at dinner after some horseywifey stuff, I think. I'm way too slow with delivering...

>>27685776
Went over this before posting it to make sure I didn't miss anything. If I did, let me know.

Another thing. Onii, if you're here, could you change the link to my paste in the primary bin to this? I've put the other on hiatus due to how bad I wrote it, and not wanting to clean up 4-5k pastebin lines of content.

http://pastebin.com/hW4xfmkF

Waiting for green.

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Ayy

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>>27578854
post qt moon pone

>>27522546
Tips and links:

Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f

http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.

Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/

A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy

>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.

*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.

>>27522558
Here’s some new stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.

A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/

An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/

An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php

A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/

It's about fucking time. I've had a question for a while. Is it possible to make a suicide feel "appropriate" in a story? As in that it doesn't feel edgy, or come across as a cheap way to raise the stakes or grab at the reader's heart? I've had an idea for a character piece (I don't know what you'd call it), and as I let the characters play out their roles in my head, one of them ends up committing suicide.

>>27681743
>Fathers Day edition
>No Anon in OP

Ya blew it

>>27681743
Come on, you could at least have used a pic that wasn't used recently for the OP.
Well, I'm not gonna start a rant or anything: I'm just glad that there's a new thread.

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>>27678760

>He was always brought up with Shotel; that Eddy girl

>people actually remember my literally who halflings
>mfw

His name is Crusher

>>27676878
>inb4 Bubble Berry

I would have sex with any pony.

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>>27676878

>>27675931

>She first gestures for Azura to step forward.
>"Azura Ice, I see great potential in you for the arcane arts. You need only to stop looking to yourself so much and instead look to your friends. However, I do believe one of Starswirl's old arcane tomes would help you along in your studies."
>Azura's eyes brighten at the mentioning of a tome, and it takes her considerable willpower to keep from squealing in delight. Celestia gestures for the next to step forward, Longshot.
>"Mr. Longshot, I shouldn't be surprised to see you tangled in all this. I know what you'd really ask for, but you know that it is not in my power to give. All I can offer is access to the Royal Armory and its engineers. I imagine you'll find some... useful additions to your crossbow in there."
>Longshot gives a quick nod and steps back, making way for August to step up.
>"August Longhorn, you stand as testament that all citizens, even those of humble roots, can find their own greatness. I will admit I do not know much about the dairy business or what I could offer but if you have a suggestion--"
>"I'll take an Minotaur Enterprise XJ-515A All-Purpose Dairy Pumping-Processing Unit!" August blurts out. She promptly flusters a bright red.
>Celestia just laughs. "I'll have one of my agents see about securing one of... whatever that is."
>August meekly steps back, prompting Rough Diamond to step forwad next.
>"Rough Diamond, your hard work and dedication to friends and family is an inspiration. I'm told the mines you toil in are in dire need for new equipment and proper security. I'll see to it that the mines are brought up to the cutting edge and that you'll be well-protected from any intrusions by any diamond dogs."
>"Aw shucks, I would've just been happy with a kiss but I'll take that," Diamond replies.

(cont.)

>>27675945

>Next up was Sweet Heart.
>"Private Heart, I know as a Royal Guard you acted out your sense of duty and loyalty to the crown, and that you would never ask for a reward for doing your sworn duties. Nonetheless, you shall be put forth for a commendation and promotion in recognition for your valour and initiative."
>"Thank you, Your Majesty," Sweet Heart replies with a long bow.
>Next up is Spectral Prism, who looks a bit nervous.
>"My dear friend, Prism," Celestia begins with a non-threatening smile. "I suppose it would be too much to ask for you to return to the castle?"
>"I... I think I can do more good for Equestria in Ponyville, Your Highness," Prism replies.
>"Then I'll ensure that your work is properly funded from here on out. Far be it for me to deprive Equestria from your genius. Just try not to make too big of a mess."
>"Thank you Princess," Prism says with a bow.
>Next is Berry, who didn't realize he was getting a reward too until Prism shoves him forward.
>"This really isn't necessary, Princess. Freedom for my people is all the reward I need," he insists.
>"True, but freedom isn't a reward - it's a responsibility. It is a garden that must be cared for, lest it wither away. As such, you will be officially appointed as the Liaison for all Equestrian-Changeling affairs. Your people will need you in the times ahead, and I have every faith in your dedication and commitment."
>"I guess that makes me sort of like a Hive King, huh?" Berry chuckles. "Just so long as I'm not stuck in meetings and stuff all the time."

(cont.)

>>27675957

>Stepping forward next is White Wine, who seems to be the most at ease in such a formal setting.
>"Ms. Wine, I know you'd want me to do something about your father, but I can't solve all your family problems for you," Celestia states, "but what I can do is expand our pre-existing contracts with your winery. Having your product served at future galas and public events will do wonders for your business... and I'm sure you'll enjoy rubbing the new success in your family's face, even if I do disapprove of such behavior."
>"I'll try not to enjoy it too much, your Highness," Wine replies with a stiffled giggle.
>As Julia can't technically step anywhere, you take her out of the saddlebag and hold her out before the Princess.
>"Julia, I could shower the riches of the kingdom upon you and still feel like I have not done enough to make up for failing you in your past life," Celestia begins.
>"Money isn't really a high priority for me," Julia replies. "A set of legs would do me wonders, though."
>"A body is not exactly within my ability to give," Celestia explains before glancing over to Prism. "But I do know somepony who would have the expertise to accomplish such a task. We do not have any intact remains of Crystal Empire golems, but I see to it that the remains of what we do possess shall be sent to Prism's workshop. If anyone can re-create their technology, it is him."
>"I look forward to when I can properly bow to give my thanks," Julia thanks the Princess.

(cont.)

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Finally got far enough where I felt like I could start posting.
---
>The year is 2552
>Humanity is at war with an alien alliance known as "The Covenant"

>We are losing

>The Covenant have burned our worlds, killing billions in their genocidal campaign
>Now they have breached the inner colonies, their leaders hunting for our homeworld with their own fleets
>One such group has found the rich inner world of Ballast
>The small fleet's largest Covenant ship, a 5km-long Assault Carrier, has breached the world's defenses and attacked the mega-city, "New Madang"
>Initial reports confirm major damage and heavy civilian casualties
>Now, Military Leaders of the "United Nations Space Command" have prepared their response

>Teams of highly-trained "Orbital Drop Shock Troopers" are ready to assault the carrier from navy ships in low orbit
>This is a near-suicidal mission, but these troopers are the best of the best
>And saving New Madang could mean saving Ballast from becoming glass
---
>You are "The Rookie"
>You and three others of your five-man team are sitting in hell's waiting room
>While you're getting some sleep, the others members, whom you barely know, are lounging around a holographic map of the city
>Private Rarity starts off by calmly saying, "The Navy sure gave it their all."
>"Better late than never." Cheerfully adds Lance Corporal Pie
>Corporal AJ slams his helmet down on the holo-map
>"How 'bout you show some respect, Pinks."
>"Just sayin', Jack. They missed one."
>"No, they left it for us."

>It's then an alarm sounds, the one all helljumpers recognize
>A moment later, two more soldiers enter the room
>One is Gunnery Sergeant Rainbow "Blitz" Dash
>The other is new, a stern-looking woman with black hair and a purple highlight
>Your sergeant announces, "You know the music, time to dance."
>Everyone looks to the new girl, and Pinkie whispers, "Now there's a spook..."
>"Pods. Now."

>>27661230
>Everyone but you, still sleeping and oblivious, grabs their helmets and heads for the rack of assorted weapons
>Rarity moves to Pie's side and tells her, "Is she wearing /any/ armor?"
>Pinkie causally responds, "Hey, spooks get their privileges."
>The Lance Corporal notices AJ grabbing a suppressed smg
>"Pft, seriously?"
>"Well, we're gonna be 'n close quarters."
>Pie offers him a shotgun, "Exactly," which the Corporal pushes away

>Dash and the new girl, Twilight, finish their small argument before heading across the room
>Blitz points to the row of drop pods, telling Twilight, "Second to last, right next to mine."
>"Mm, cozy." says Pie, and asks as the Gunny approaches, "You gonna tell us her name, Blitz?"
>Dash yanks the shotgun from Pie's hands, "/Mis/ Naval Intelligence."
>The shotgun is slammed back onto the rack, "Our new boss."
>AJ mutters "Oh brother." under his breath
>"So check your mouths, find your chairs..."
>Dash grabs a sniper rifle and shoves it into Rarity's arms, "And get SET, for a combat drop."

>As Blitz walks to the pods, Rarity looks down at her rifle
>"And just what am I supposed to with this /inside/ a Covenant ship?"
>Pie rolls her eyes with a grin, grabs her weapons, and walks over to you
>Still asleep, you can't do anything as she open-palms your helmet
>With a yelp, you fall off of your stack of crates and land on the metal floor with a crash
>You quickly pick yourself back up, and are met with a grinning Pinkie
>"Wake up, buttercup."
>AJ pushes her aside, and you watch the demo expert run to her pod for a second
>You then snap right back to the Corporal, who tells you,
>"Relax Rookie, she don't mean nothing. Besides, now's one of those times... it pays to be the strong, silent type."
>AJ hands you a suppressed M7, and you accept it, letting him go to his pod
>You turn to yours, which you were sleeping right next to, and lock the weapon next to your seat

>You climb in, and the hatch swings down as soon as you're set

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>>27661245
>The pods then are spun around, the bottom of the Naval ship opening up to the dazzling red of a sunset
>The two screens on either side of the hatch light up, showing Blitz and Twilight
>Twilight calls over your squad comms
>"Latest intel reports Covenant troops are pushing towards the ONI Alpha Site."
>"And you're telling us this why?"
>"I'll tell you once we're on the ground."
>A countdown starts, and your helmets polarize
>Blitz yells out to everyone,
>"Pucker up, Marines! I sure as hell ain't hosing out your pods!"

>The rows of other ODST pods in front of you begin to blast down, and you hear a familiar beeping
>You grip the pod's flight control sticks as tight as you can
>The countdown reaches zero, and you're launched down to Ballast's surface

>On the way down to the clouds, you all get the sight of a UNSC frigate torn in half, debris floating all around
>You hear Pinkie state, "I take it back, Navy got its butt kicked."
>Blitz asks her, "Hey Pinkie, remember when I told you to shut your mouth?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Consider that a standing order."

>One of your teammate's pod rockets down just in front of you, and you see a cloud of over 200 drop pods descend into the lower stratosphere
>You notice that your team is pretty far away from the group
>As you break through the clouds, Blitz reports,
>"Captain, fifteen klicks off the deck."

>You now see the burning costal city, with the carrier hovering just over it
>Twilight then says something none of you expect,
>"Stand by to adjust trajectory. On my mark,"
>"What'd she just say?" asks AJ
>"Mark!"
>You instinctively activate your thrusters, using the two joysticks to move your pod with the Captain's
>"We're way off course!" notes Pie
>"We're heading exactly were I needed to go." states Twilight
>"But we're gonna miss the carrier-"
>"Battlecruiser!" yells AJ, "One o'clock, high!"
>You look up, and emerging from the cloud cover is one of the smaller, more numerous Covenant starships