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>>27718270

Waifus in general are more of a concept than an actual companion. Weebs cant fuck their waifus either and even people who swoon over 3DPD womyn usually can't fornicate with them.

>>27718270
Having a relationship in my head is better than nothing.

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>>27718270
And that's different from every other waifu how?

>>27718259
Of course! It's the neets choice pony. ^:)

he's a metaphor for liberals

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>>27718259
I want to feel his breeze if you know what I mean

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>>27718194
>You tense up and you feel her cheeks pull down into a frown
>”Of course they must” she continues “It’s so rare they get to see her, and she; them”
>You remain silent
>Her parents. They weren’t bad ponies per se. They were always polite to you, but never anything more
>There was a certain coldness about them. Perhaps they disapproved of you in some way, perhaps you’d disappointed them in another
>In any case you were loathe to see them
>The white coated mare senses your distress
>”Will you please go for me?” she pleads, her voice strangely weak; as though your denial would tear through it
>”Please?”
>You stay silent for a moment before grunting affirmatively
>You feel her chest level in relieve and her tensed muscles relax
>”Thank you Anonymous”
>At last she pulls away
>Your groan half heartedly for a moment before sliding your arms back off her
>You loved cuddling her post coitus
>But the two of you were very hot and needed to cool off
>She rolls over, her back thoroughly matted from your combined sweat, and smiles back at you
>You smile back and together the two of you slowly drift off to sleep, her tangled mane strewn across her side of the bed
>You feel something touch your leg and with a start realize that she’d shifted her hoof so that it was just making contact with you
>But you didn’t mind
>It wasn’t that hot after all

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>>27718199
>”Do you think I’d be cooler with a penis?”
>You double take
>”Jesus, what?” you sputter
>”Well just imagine” the spunky mare grins, spreading her hooves across the bed “I mean I’m already great with a vagina. Just imagine how many minds I could blow with both parts!”
>”You’re being gross” you sniff and the mare grins and presses further
>”All the mares would be all ‘Ooooh, Rainbow Dash!’ and all the stallions would be, she shifts her scratchy voice into a deeper tone, ‘Oooooh Rainbow!’”
>She darts around the room and gyrates her hips to and fro, delighting in your bemused expressions
“We’re not talking about this” you decide, folding your arms over your chest in finality
>The mare was smart enough to know when shed pushed too far and flaps back down to her side of the bed
>She turns her head towards you
>”Hey Anon. Psst! Hey Anon! You know I was just kidding right?”
>You don’t reply
>”Anon?”
“…”
>She huffs
>”Okay, okay fine! I get you” and she rolls her eyes
>”Anon, I’m sorry”

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>>27718204
>You turn away
>Her eyes quiver and her face betrays her concern
>”Anon, really, I’m sorry” she insists “I don’t want a dick and I don’t want to fuck other stallions”
“Or mares”
>”What?”
“Or mares”
>She rubs the back of her neck sheepishly and looks around for other ponies out of reflex
>”Yes! Yes! I don’t want to fuck other stallions or mares. Happy?”
>She gasps as your hands dart out and pull her into a tight hug
“Never better” you announce
>She groans in faux embarrassment at your sappiness
>You knew she really did like it, though she’d never admit it
>She snickers slightly and flies up out of your grasp
>”Well I guess it doesn’t matter whether I have a penis or not” she condescends, her brash attitude returning “Wanna know why?”
>You sigh
”Why Dash?” you grumble and she bites her hoof and giggles
>”Because you may have one. But you’re still just a big pussy!”
>Your pillow finds its way to her face and she falls to the floor
>A pair of angry magenta eyes peer back over it a moment later
>”Hey no fair, I wasn’t ready!” she
>The two of you wrestle one other for control before rolling off the bed and onto the floor
>You weren’t sure when you stopped wrestling and started the next round of lovemaking
>But it was the longest the two of you had gone yet

>>27717838
Kill self please

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>>27717838
>Just failed my apft by 1 point

>>27717838
Is the army a last resort if you can't find a job anywhere?

>>27717820
I'll paint one on her with my cum. Good enough.

>>27717820
By reminding her that she's not really Diamond Tiara, but Applebloom in a costume.

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>>27717820
Hush little filly, don't say a word
Daddy's gonna buy you a mocking bird
And if that bird don't sing
Daddy's gonna buy you a diamond ring
And if that ring turns brass
Daddy's gonna buy you a looking glass

>>27717444
fluttershy, maybe applejack
very shy, but nothing distracts me from that like hard work

>>27717444
Pinkie.

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Pit pony.

>>27717442
they all had lewd dreams where they gangbanged each other

>>27717459
Luna really is a nice pony

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>>27716751
Applejack, go and ask Pinkie for joke lessons.

>>27716751
Because the cows are horny

>>27716785
>implying Pinkie hates dumb puns
She'd be laughing her ass off at that

but that's exactly why it's great

what's wrong again?

>>27716473
Because the episode made no sense.

>>27716442
>>27716482

>moon dancer only invited 4 people to her party and she is devastated her other three friends show up but not twilight
Yeah it's cool when a bunch of normies show up at your party and pretend they care and are not there just to eat your food

>other three friends make attempts to hang out with moon dancer
Yeah bro lets hit that stripclub we know how much you like ugly whores with hiv and not video games and anime

>moon dancer becomes a hermit because her friend who is known not to attend friends' events doesn't show up
It doesn't hurt when someone you had something in common with just flakes on ya
Also I will attempt to quote the show
>It's not like this was the FIRST time I put myself out there
She and I are being sarcastic with the responses I know this is hard for your autistic ass but keep up with me here Einstein

>literally 5 years have passed and she lets this one little incident dictate her entire social life and personality
New to 4chan?

Does anybody have that reee Moondancer gif?

>>27716110
DESIGNATED

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>>27716110
>big mane
>THICC eyeliner
>cute voice
>cooks well
>nice fashion
>caring,loving, friendly

She's adorable, would date

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>>27716110
another quality thread. ill file it with the rest.

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>>27715881
Maybe it simulates your easy-to-impress weaboo dick. You should plan to change that.

>>27715881
I couldn't. I'd get upset over what they cut out for those stupid additional segments.

>>27715881
Japanese is an annoying language. I can't stand watching anime without a dub.

There's already a comic thread, pal.

>>27715359
welp, the trip is given away, this is now my new trip.
http://pastebin.com/vnCkFRgT
here's the CYOA so far
>Buy Chevy
>go Buy Albums
>bet ready for road trip
>go buy clothes


>He waves you off.
>"Yeah, yeah- thanks mom; you know where my apartment is, right?"
"Yeahp."
>In a bit you're parked outside his house, and he runs off.
>You cruise, and in a couple of miles, you've parked yourself outside a Rarity's, you go in, and look for her summer collection.
>There's a banner in a part of the store that simply says 'sure is summer in here!'
>That's probably where you need to go.
>You nearly trot to the area.

>What do you buy?

>>27715396
Yes! It's back!

>>27715396
We need a pair of sunglasses, a scarf like the ladies wore back then, a new pretty dress to take in our photos, and finally a swimsuit for when we finally get to the west coast.

>>27715447
Going with this!

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soarindash is canon

>>27715308
Nothing.

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>>27715308
>Daily "I just got back what'd I miss?" thread
fuck off.