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What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
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>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
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Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 144, please Princess give us more!
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"Bunch of Gay Niggers" Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Old Shattered Gem: >>27571631
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Oh Dykeshit guy is gonna love this one.
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There's nothing inherently dykeshit about the OP pic. It's just three sirens having a snuggle pile.
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>>27647774
There's no single dykeshit guy, and not every dykeshit guy hates dykes. It's just become a bit of a thread tradition.
>>27647681
Dykeshit.I would had prefered something more explicitly lesbian and with blackface for shits and giggles.
>>27646768
Nah, I'm used to little kids saying "jackoff" and "I fuck your momma" all the time, though it bothers me a lot.
What drives me nuts about Tiny Tina is that she is a screeching, lel so random gremlin that the game obviously expects me to find funny, adorable or both. She is unholy.
Not to mention how damn preachy the game was, constructing strawmen and attacking them beyond satire while leaving everything the developers agreed with alone.
Propaganda is offensive enough, no matter the ideology. Having to pay for it too is beyond contemptible.
Plus a guy in the credits revealed his powerlevel to the whole world by saying something along the lines of "I couldn't had taken the pressure without Fluttershy, my waifu". What kind of horsefucker wants to toss money at this kind of guy?
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The Bradical Adventures of Normal Norman: New Hipster Try-Hard in Town Edition 2016-06-04 16:13:41 Post No.27555117
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Please excuse the interruption, as we return to our Normal schedule
Canterlot High. The high-school everyone dreams of entering. Inside its walls there's a world of adventure you'll never see in any other educational institution. Romance, fights, ridiculousness and more, are part of our student's daily lives.
Just like the real world doesn't turn around you, Canterlot High's world doesn't turn around anyone in particular. So, you will see a bit of everyone's life in here, no matter how minor their role had been in canon, they have a place in here.
Come here so you can listen to, or tell us about...
The Bradical Adventures in Canterlot High.
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Still trying hard to remain the Normal Norman thread
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Outdated-nearly-useless shit:
Archived threads list: http://pastebin.com/FhsuatML
Archived Nolan's threads: http://pastebin.com/j89LWMS7
Old NN pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Normal_Norman
Tool's oneshots: http://pastebin.com/eHUgCxh7
Writers list: http://pastebin.com/zc1mNLqE
(Seriously, this shit needs a major upgrade)
You can also add Kurobisu to your skype, just look for live:kurobisu_g
(Not guarantee it will work, he got a job)Not Really tho
Join us in creating the human world around our beloved school.
Any contribution is good, your contribution is the best
Lets Make the Best out of it
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now that FS is a hipster, what it's going to be scott's reaction?
i mean, he hates normies, but i bet hipsters hates the posers more than anything
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>FS
isn't his Name Zephyr Breeze?
>Scott:"Shit, bro, I'm considered gay, but you're an absolutely flamboyant fucking faggot"
>Zephyr:"h-hehe-he, yeah y-you t-t-too, b-b-br- bro..."
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i forgot the brother, sorry
but in the good side, norman will have some time off now that probably pinkie will try to make him friends with everybody, so the other girls won't bother him
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My Little Progress : Technology Isn't Magic - Thread 26 2016-06-03 19:44:46 Post No.27546463
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Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.
That's the prompt that started it all. So what is thread about? It's about Anon bring human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight.
Thread Story List.
http://pastebin.com/XKLNjAAx
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Yea
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Should have waited until there was content.
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Oi I'm working on something
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612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #43 is still storytimed here!
>>27652426
It's that time again - summer finally bursts into season with the longest day of the year! How many Summer Sun Celebrations has it been since Twilight Sparkle's coronation? The far-reaching effects of Discord's mischief made things rather unusual for that first one, but if no news is good news then subsequent celebrations must have gone off without a noticeable hitch. Is Luna enjoying her part in the festivities? This year's got a full moon to coincide!Of course, on the flipside, it's the start of winter tomorrow for the other hemisphere- does that still work on Equestria's world?
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Previous thread.
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>filly
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604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
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MONEY
SUCCESS
FAME
BRONIES
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Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #43 is still storytimed here!
>>27652426
Previous thread
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>filly
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happy father's day
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New Art Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997
Remember: It can only get worse because the GM is a dick
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First for Coltquest
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a shit
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A shame that the meme river dried up
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THE GREAT HORSEFUCKER MAP 2016-06-17 19:43:30 Post No.27673087
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THE GREAT HORSEFUCKER MAP
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It's back.
Great Horsefucker Map
Summer Sun Edition!!
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
Where do horsefuckers live?
This map attempts to show a general distribution of /mlp/ folks 'round the globe.
Feel free to add your marker if you haven't already, you obviously do not need to specify more than your general location if you don't want to.
Socializing optional.
No, we won't fuck off to /soc/, think again if you really believe they'll allow horse.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
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>Antarctica has approximately the same number of markers as my country.
Something's utterly wrong.
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l-lewd
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Previous Thread:
>Emerald sees some potions in the laboratory, but doesn't take any of them.
>Emerald goes into the room with all the jars, but doesn't touch anything.
>Emerald goes into a room with a bunch of metalworking tools and raises the ire of it's guardian.
>Emerald flees into the room with all the weapons, and then ends up finding Joyride and Lord Sepulcher.
>Lord Sepulcher calls the guardian off.
>Emerald leaves, and then listens for a little bit and doesn't hear anything of particular interest to his amulet.
>Emerald hangs around with Ruby for a while, but then night approaches and the zombies start to appear, causing Ruby to flee.
>Emerald finds Ruby in the church, holding a particular book.
Continued in the next post...
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>when you're 18 threads behind
FUCK
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>>27642435
Emerald smacks Pip's book out of the filly's hand.
"Ow! Hey!" A muffled voice from the book says, "What was that for?"
Emerald asks if the book did anything to Ruby.
"Uh... No? I just heard it trying to talk to me so I picked it up." Ruby says with a shrug.
"Yeah! I didn't get a chance to do anything!" Pip says, and then after a moments reflection she continues, "I mean I wasn't going to do anything! It's not like she has the key to open the locks anyway."
Emerald glares at the book, not even sure if the demon can see him.
"Uhh... So what's going on here exactly?" Ruby says, utterly confused.
What does Emerald do?
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>>27642489
So Pip, want to go on an adventure with us? We usually have trouble around every corner, which means you'll get free souls and the chance to burn things.
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Glimglam edition
Old Thread: >>27543066
New clever & interesting pictures of your plushies that we know and love, post em!
Plushie and related things go here. Post all the pony plush pics pls.
Post pics of your new plush or progress you've made on your current plush project!
>Plush makers list (update me more plz)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nGiLeaAqN7EmXYQoLHklgYXnjuPe3mHvWbiHW_WPzZg/edit
Guides:
>Mare Pattern
http://i.imgur.com/3qnqSiL.png
>Step by Step instructrions
http://imgur.com/a/eLPmP
>Lewd Instructions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATHzkeJLr1l6JulzQXRm3bIhYPjuSfjcNsExaXsFQxM/edit
>Mane & Tail Tutorial
http://voodoo-tiki.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Mane-and-Tail-Tutorial-422375776
>How to clean your plushie & remove mayo
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Minky-Plush-Washing-Guide-526558030
http://clopaholic.deviantart.com/art/Removing-Mayonnaise-from-a-Plushie-478146400
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Glimglam a cute.
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>posts snowfall
>calls her glimglam
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/swt/ - Strange Waifu Thread 2016-06-04 23:01:29 Post No.27559734
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Throws Lava lamp pony here.
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Also, this.
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Every now and then I stop by to see if this thread still exists. I usually contemplating finishing or adding another part to my shitty story and then go back to not doing that.
"Link is now canon" edition.
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He's on his way to Rarity's place for the 'special' service.
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i hope we see some steamy action now with epona
or a AU where a female epona is riding pony link
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Queen Umbra Thread 2016-05-21 20:50:42 Post No.27425136
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Queen Umbra Thread
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Preparation For War Edition
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Twisted Desires Pastebin
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/shurgbZ9
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/WSp0Cpxv
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/ZTwyKsMN
Part 4: http://pastebin.com/dVKsDRhX
Part 5: http://pastebin.com/PEVVbQHu
Knifey said he wasn't feeling too good, but he might return to us one day. Check his story out here
http://pastebin.com/BAKYHgJ8
And Minty, his story can be found here
http://pastebin.com/u/mintyanon
Like always if you want to write something go ahead
If not sit back and enjoy or talk about vidyas of your choice
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>When you get to the dinning room, you take your seat and order your food
>Ariadne returned to finish up her duties, leaving you and Sombra alone
>When Edith returns with your breakfast, you all get to eating
>"So where is your beloved?" Sombra asks
"Arthas took him so that Anonymous and the boys could patrol the empire." You say "No crime usually happens so I'm assuming that my beloved is cold and bored at the moment."
>"A terrible combination." Sombra says "But I say he'll be having more fun than us later."
>You sigh
"Can't you just handle the preparation today?" You ask "Didn't you say you wanted to be my aid or something like that?"
>"I said adviser..." Sombra says while his eyebrow twitches "And no, you're still Queen and this is your empire. Therefore you must make the decisions."
>You grumble as you continue to eat your breakfast
>After breakfast you and your brother headed on up to the war room
"Hmm?" You say as you look around "That's strange, Arthas is usually here to greet us."
>"He must just be running late." Sombra says
>Walking towards the doors you open them up and step inside
>There are no other ponies here yet
>"Looks as if we were the first to arrive." Sombra says "I suppose we wait then."
>You take your seat while your bother looks around at the trophies in the room
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>"I must say, some of these trophies are impressive." Sombra says "But tell me, what's this big one for?"
>You look over at the empty pedestal
"Oh! That's where I want to put a fang from this wolf I've been trying to find the time to hunt."
>Sombra looks back at it
>"It must be pretty large to get a pedestal this big." Sombra says
"It is." You say "I need finish things with Celestia so Anonymous and I can go hunt it."
>Upon hearing the door open you look over to see Arthas and Cyprus walk in
>"Ah, you're already here." Arthas says
>"Good morning, Queen Umbra." Cyprus says "I must say you have an amazing special somepony!"
>You raise an eyebrow
"Did something happen?"
>Arthas shakes his head as he takes his seat
>"The boys ended up catching a pair of crooks trying to steal from some ponies." Arthas says as he removes his helmet "It was just what they did afterwards that was foolish."
>"What did they do?" Sombra asks
>"After they tackled the ponies they started screaming and hollering at them." Arthas says "Things like, we are the law, and crime doesn't pay. Silly things really."
>You chuckle
"They must have been really happy to get some action." You say "Where are they now?"
>"The Stray Mare." Arthas says "Anonymous told me to tell you that he'll come home later."
>He most likely wants to spend some time with friends
>That's fine
>You'll be busy here as it stands
>Upon hearing the door open you look over to see Jin and Stormhoof enter
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>"Good morning, Queen Umbra." Jin and Stormhoof say
"Good morning, you two." You say "I hope your day is going well."
>"It is." Jin says as he takes his seat "It's been quiet up on the wall."
>"As in the wastes." Stormhoof says "There's still no activity out there."
>Good, good
>"That's good to hear." Sombra says
>As the two take their seats, you look around
>Everyone here besides Marie
"We're missing one still."
>"She knows there's a meeting today, right?" Arthas asks while looking over to Cyprus
>He nods his head
>"Yeah, I told her!" Cyprus says
>"It's odd." Jin says "She's usually here before all of us."
>"I'm sorry I'm late!" You hear Marie say as the doors open
>Looking over you see her come in out of breath
>She looks exhausted
See? When I'm focused I can get green out. Hopefully I can get another part out before I run off to work
>Wake up
>See this next to you
>"I had a great time last night, Anon."
>She embraces your arm and snuggles your shoulder
>You have no recollection of the events that occured the night before
What do you do?
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>>27696003
I made a taco salad on her vulva and and ate it all.
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>>27696003
Try very hard to remember because this is the only time I'm ever going to get laid.
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>>27696003
Stay in your dead character general.
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>Make new friends but keep DISCORD
>What about DISCORD
>Dungeons and DISCORD
Are all his episodes now are going to contain puns about his name?
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Chaos and Cocktease
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>>27694931
Yes.Just like Star Trek's Q episodes.
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>>27694931
Every episode title is a God damn pun!