Emigration is always free. Just write, sign, type, or say:

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to ur anus lol

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>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria, please.

Also have instructions on how to contact Celestia, just cause.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to equestria.

I can only hope...

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria and be the little pony.

I wish to emirate to Equestria

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria
Just one adventure.
Just one kiss.
That's all I ask.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

Even if I'm worse off there.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27682528
Ok, I said it.

>>27682528
BUILD WALL

>>27682740
I sent her a picture of my dick.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

Wait a minute, OP are you trying to pull a fast one by sending us all to Africa?

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

Friendship is Optimal is a great story. Best end for humanity to be quite honest.

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I am of wishing to emigrate to the Equestria.

pls to be making me the small horse

>>27682528
In the setting of Friendship is Optimal, I always thought it'd be fun to see you could last in the last dregs of civilization before uploading.

nuh-uh, sun horse.
Nothing in life is free.
What's the catch?

>>27684646
Your humanity and all that it entails

>>27682528
I wish to equestriate to Emigratia...

Wait, I think I messed something up.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.


~Anonymous

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Nightfall on earth
Air is chill on this eve
Stars’ cold light
Through Anon’s window
They shine
Curtains aside
The night breathes in the room

Haunched over a keyboard
Screen glare in his face
Narrowed, tired eyes read
For escape
In greentext
Rouse genuine emotion
In vain

Breaths are hot
Mind and chest are ever cold
A golem - not vital
For all creation
Only the longing
For life among ponies

Closing his eyes
>>I commit my soul
For the last time
>>to equestria

Memory wiped clean
Soul without shadows
All is illuminated
In the land of little ponies
Where friendship is magic

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria

>>27684663
....shit, why not.

I wish to emigrate to Equestria

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

What kind of pony would you be if you Emigrated, Anons?

>>27686122
Kill yourself.

>>27686147
but anon, then I wouldn't be able to emigrate :^)

>>27682528
i want to emigrate to the gay bath house

I wish to emigrate to Equestria.
I'll do anything.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27686524
i want to emigrate to celestia's vagina

>>27684561
I think it was good too. I didn't realize that it was popular.

>>27682528
can i bring my guitar with me?

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>>27682740
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>>27686524

Bumps are appreciated.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria

I wish to emigrate to equestria.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27682528
I wish one pony, 50 liters of lime flavored lube, lute and box of spiders

I wish to emigrate to Equestria

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria

I wish to emigrate to Equestria
Thanks sunbutt

I wish to emigrate to equestria.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria, but on one condition. If we're doing this whole brain-uploading thing, we're doing it right. No virtual clones created from my dead and sliced-diced-and-julienne-fried brain. If I emigrate, you will have to do it by slowly replacing parts of my brain with machinery over time, so that the transition from human to AI is effectively seamless, even if we run headlong into the Ship of Theseus problem.

>>27686781
go to bedd, redd :^)

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>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27682528
"I wish to emigrate to Equestria."

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria

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>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria

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>>27692246
HA HA IT WORKED
I AM IN EQUESTRIA AND SOMEHOW GOT TURNED INTO A GIANT!

>>27682528
"I wish to emigrate to Equestria."

>>27692246
Source

>>27682528
i wish to emigrate to equestria

"I wish to emigrate to Equestria."

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

I wish to emigrate to Equestria... Please?

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27682528
>I wish to emigrate to Equestria and be the little pony.

>>27682528

O shit waddup my fellow rationalist

I have to say Big Yud's cum tastes particularly delicious this week.

How's the AI research going?

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>>27682528

I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

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>>27692260
Nah, you're just a pegasus
Like I'd like to be

I wish to emigrate to Equestria!

>>27694852
>tfw i would do anything anything to become a qt pegasus

I wish to emigrate to Equestria

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I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

I want a threeway with you and Luna. Thank you.

I wish to emigrate to equestria

LEGALLY

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>>27694968

Hide with me

>>27682528
>"I wish to emigrate to Equestria."

I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

I wish to emigrate to Equestri

I wish to emigrate to Equestria

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

>>27688296
muh nigger

>>27688296
You fucking idiot, they're the same process. "I want it to be effectively seamless" is like saying "I never, ever, ever want to go to sleep; life has to be effectively seamless."

Get off the Romanticism train, it's holding you back.

I wish to emigrate to equestria.
I've said it out loud, written it, signed it, and now typed it.

>>27695962

The uploading process described in the story suggests that that the "worst" part of uploading is temporary unconsciousness and some amnesia.

The destructive method created by Celestia A.I. was already perfected by testing it on hopelessly sick/near dying people who had consented to experimentation. The success rate increased dramatically with each trial.

Uploading had then become safe enough to offer it to the general public.

Save some minor modifications, the uploaded being's mind is identical to the original's.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria

>>27694407
Not much research, unfortunately.

By my superior intellectual powers I have determined that the optimal way of saving people from the AI apocalypse is writing Harry Potter fanfiction.

>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria.

uploading is death.

I can't help but imagine half of Equestria in panic because there have been appearing corpses of neckbeards in a single spot near Ponyville all day.

Upon inspection, the scientific team concluded all of them died of radiation poisoning


You people manage to surprise me every day with desperate shit like this

>>27696424
Uploading is eternal life

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But m-muh swampman!

Plus, FiO poners had colored skin instead of colored coats. I want to be fluffy, dammit

>>27697222
That was just one world shard. Each one is unique. Nice trips, though.