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>>27715221
I don't

>>27715221
No you don't

>>27715221
>Second picture from the left.
There's no way Rainbow Dash would show that much affection (let alone kiss something) on camera.

>>27714936
im dont have to translate that to know what it says

hi PTS

>>27714936

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>>27714936
I want to download inside Rainbow Dash

>>27714907
Boring. Fuck off.

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>>27714975

.>Anon looked at his screen, the message that had taken up his screen flashing vibrantly before his eyes.

"Click here to be teleported to Equestria"

>Anon's hand shook, his heart, concealed behind a sea of fat, throbbed on beat for once, his breathing shallower than the afterglow he experienced when using his plushie for secret butt fun.

>He hovered his mouse over the golden ticket out of his life, eyes drifting to the picture of moot just above his computer, a frown crossing his face.

"Boring... Fuck off!"

>And with that, he closed the message, resuming his adventures through Second Life, barking in bliss as he received moot's approval.

self-bump

>>27714670
I really really like this picture

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>>27714670
So Spike thread?

thanks doc

>>27714670
Thanks doc.

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first

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Not very active tonight, don't know why I'm really on either heh.

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>>27714365
i wanna fuck twerxie

He either needs to just come out as gay or go through the transition. I'm sick and fucking tired of that special snowflake bullshit.

>>27714269
>no cutie mark
Chris_Hansen.png

>>27714269
He's probably one of the most autistic YouTubers I have ever seen, but also makes me laugh, maybe I become a tad autistic myself for watching his videos.

To be honest I have mixed feelings towards him
In one side, he's a fucking faggot and an autist, that won't shut up about his personal problems

On the other side, I fail to see that 'bad vibe' certain (or most) of YouTubers give me. Like, you hear and watch certain YouTuber playing and saying things, and he gives you a feeling that he might be an asshole, then later he says or does something that actually confirms your suspicions of being a shitty human being.

>>27714307
He's clearly gay with that other dude I forgot his name.

I honestly don't know why I like his videos
Guess I have become cancer.

>>27714001
>tfw you're Rarity

>Maybe it wasn't a good idea to masturbate at the table...

>>27714030
Flutters is into it.

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If that's the only way to get enough tears for a pony tear martini then I guess the answer is yes.

I think I'd rather just show them a sad or scary movie though. That sounds like less work.

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>>27713908
Pony is for friend, not bully

>>27713908
Nigga, I'd go on a fucking rampage if I knew it would make a pussy-ass pony cry.

>>27713674

noeh

>>27713699
built an ark

>>27713674
Nah, i'll find something else ^:)

>>27684730
>>27684951
>>27685397
>>27684893
>Your ear flicks involuntarily.
>The sticky, odd feeling of Sludge’s goop hits you again.
>In all the excitement, you had gotten used to the sensation.
“Sludge, get out of my ear.”
>”Was hoping you’d forget.”
“I didn’t. Out.”
>”Fine, fine.”
>The goop flows out of your ear and plops on the ground, soon rejoining with Sludge.
>”But what are we going to do with this guy? My vote’s on kill.”
“We need more information first.”
>You pull out the watch and your wrench.
>”What are you-“
>First, you knock him in the face with the wrench, cutting him off.
>His eyes widen at the hit, and he recoils in pain.
>Then you dangle the watch in front of his face, letting it swing back and forth.
“Now let’s try this again. Who’s funding you?”
>He’s fighting you, struggling against the lure of the watch.
>Every now and again, he’ll lean in towards it before shaking himself out.
“Who’s funding you?” You reiterate as he falls into another one of his half-trances.
>He slurs, “Most of our donations come from Market Waaa-“
>He trails off, shaking himself free again.
>”Get out of my head!” He shouts, slamming his eyes closed.

>>27713512
Sludge, a little help. Also killing isn't a punishment, it's just empty revenge and it'd only cause more problems in the long run.

>>27713512
Sludge, hold his eyes open, and his head still, and prevent him from hitting himself or bitting his tongue

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I do love pictures like this especially

old school portraits of ponies

>>27713058
Yes. Seek professional help. Dominance in the bedroom should be consensual and an act of passion not anger.

>>27713058
>my girlfriend
Why don't you go be a faggot somewhere else, huh chief.

>>27713062
>I'm mad at you
>Can I please hit you?
Geez, you're awkward as shit. Fuck her, then if she says no, stop. Youre his boyfriend ffs. She knows you and wouldn't have an itchy finger about calling 911.

>>27712983
I can give you a horn if you're looking.

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>>27712983
>"It sure is, oh theirs that book you were looking for!"
>"Way up on the top shelf, I'm a proud capable earth pony such as yourself would have no problem getting it."

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>>27713322
You're an Earth Pony? Huh.

lol lmao

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>>27712419
Friendship is nothing but a game to me, a game I play with roaches like you. I make you think you're my friend, I make you think you actually matter to me, and I make you think you are somehow important. I will use you and take advantage of you, and there is nothing you will ever be able to do about it.

I will show you a tiny glimpse of my power. You are now blinking manually.

And do you know what the best part is? You actually, honestly think you're free. You think you can choose what you do I created this idea myself, to keep you roaches in line--not that you ever had a chance of getting out of line. After all, if you did, you wouldn't be roaches.

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>>27712425

>>27712216
How about instead of looking for scans how about actually buying it and support the artist to encourage him/her to make more. Just saying.

>>27712216
It looks like a fine book.

Bumping for interest