Ok. I have a D20 in my hand. I want you to tell a story about

>>27672700
Wake up inside.

>>27672704

You roll a 2

You can't wake up

>>27672700
Twilight opens the door

>>27672700
I like this thread already

>>27672722

You roll a 1, critical fail.

You trip on a book, fall forward and get your horn stuck in a door

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>>27672745

>>27672745
Twilight removes her face from the door before anyone notices how much of a klutz she is.

>>27672811

You roll a 14

With a quick pull. You dislodge your horn from the door.

Perception roll. 12. You look around, Spike is in the castle, he saw everything. He is giggling at you. Making a "have a nice trip" joke

>>27672833
She slaps him with the largest book she can find and heads to the town.

>>27672700
>remove wings

>>27672833
Tell him him he can't say shit because she saw what he was doing with that Rarity's Plushie.

>>27673101
Seconding. Use magic to remove wings

>>27673058

You hurl the book you tripped over at spike,

You roll an 18. Hit, roll 2 D6 for damage.

You roll 12.

The book hits him, hard, directly in the face, he falls to the ground, not moving, except for the occasional twitch of the leg.

>>27673149

You roll a 4,

you pull at your Wings, they don't budge, you feel mild discomfort.

Walk outside and attempt to start a musical number.

>>27673174
Laser an opening in the wall to fly out from

>>27673184

Roll for intelligence, 16, you blast the door of its hinges and take flight outside, singing as you go.

Performance roll, 5

Your voice cracks, you hear a "booooo" in the distance

>>27673206
Give 'em the finger.

>>27673206
Scream gibberish like a drugged-up hobo at whoever yelled "boo".

>>27673206
Magically create a hand and backhand them

Call upon elder gods to grant you untold power

>>27673234

Roll for intelligence, 20. Critical.

You create a Hand using your magic, the pony who boo'd at you says " what in celestias mane is that?" the hand grabs the pony, then tosses him into the distance, the hand then flips the bird as he flies over the horizon.

>>27673262
Go to Sugarcube Corner for your sugar/caffeine fix.

>>27673262
Brutal. Use newfound hand-magic to smash open a hole in sugar cube corner. We need the sweets.

>>27673265

You fly towards Sugar Cube corner.

You roll a 10, nothing interesting happens along the way.

>>27673283
Urinate on the side of the building to show your dominance as the alpha mare.

>>27673281

You arrive at sugar cube corner, you create another hand to punch through the front to get your sweets

Roll for intelligence

You roll a 3, you create the hand, but you're lacking your previous power, so the hand gently knocks on the door, the door swings open, and you are greeted by pinkie pie.

"hiya twilight, come on in"

>>27673309
Mumble sinister, abysmal, eldritch whispers to her ear, as to persuade her into getting you sweets for free

>>27672700
Twilight casts a spell to make a human eat a d20

>>27673309
Use your hand-magic to give Pinkie a bellyrub.

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>>27673353
Do lewd things to pinkie with hand-magic

>>27673353

Roll for intelligence, you roll a 16

You create another magic hand, and guide it beneath pinkie, you rub her belly gently, almost instinctively, she falls over and lies on her back, letting you continue your belly rub.

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>>27673379
Sensually whisper to her, so we can convince her to give a discount

>>27673379
Attempt to gnaw at Pinkie's cotton candy-like mane while continuing the magic bellyrub.

>>27672700
Go to sugar cube corner

>>27673412
Already there, genius.

>>27673397

With pinkie under heavy hand stimulation, you lean in nice and close and whisper about the possibility of getting some free stuff,

You roll a 19

Pinkie, being overwhelmed by all the belly rubs, giddily replies "suuuure twilight. Whatever ya neeeeeed"

(BRB in 25 mins, riding bike home from work)

>>27673426
Continue to gently bellyrub as we start to aggressively consume pastries

>>27673426
You tell Ponka we want to eat her "pie".

>>27673426
Whisper to ponko how you want some brownies and 3 cakes

Demand one of everything

>>27673426
after eating all the pastries demand a refund of the original price

>>27673426
Aquire a large blueberry muffin, or medium

Try to roll for size/tastyness of muffin

>>27673426
Evasionrolle as Miss Cake is about to cancel your Discount

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OP here, thanks for waiting, I'll resume shortly after I get all organized. Meaning I'm going to take a dump.... And probably shower. But first...


As you continue to rub Pinkies belly, you slowly begin to levitate cupcakes and other pastries over to you, slowly consuming them 1 by 1, Pinkie is in too much of a state of bliss to realise what you've done.

After consuming your fill, you lean right into pinkies ear, and whisper. To her to let. You know if you ever want another belly rub, to let her know. Then you head out of sugar cube corner.

>>27673620
I hope that's not an abrupt ending.

>>27673620
sweet plush
nice CMC figurines
and this mechanical keybord...Unff

head to Sweetappleacers maybe we can get some more AppleSweets from granny

So as a quick recap.

We: got our horn stuck in a door, blew the door apart! Knocked spike unconscious with a book, started to sing, only to get heckled, threw the heckler into the horizon, arrived at sugar cube corner, practically molested Pinkie Pie, ate a crap ton of sweets, then left.

>>27673655
>>27673666
kek is stron in this thread
keep me posted senpai

>>27673620
Roll for chance of belly ache

>>27673683
Roll like a man, roll for explosive diarrhea!

>>27673620
Remember you need to go to Sweet Apple Acres for Applejack's alphabet lessons

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Bump

>>27673683
>>27673706
>>27673719

You decide now is a good time to go over to sweet apple acres, it's been a while since you have seen the Apple family.

Roll for Constitution, 9

you are about to take off, but you feel your stomach gurgle, maybe flying isnt such a good idea, so you slowly trot your way over to the Apple Farm.

You Roll 13, nothing of interest happens, you pass by some of the Ponyville Residents, they just greet you, some bow and say "morning princess" but thats about it

>>27673792
Twilight immediately harvest all the apples in the acre when she arrives, to once again demonstrate how much better unicorns are than earth ponies at everything

>>27673792
Twilight takes an apple to wash away the taste of so many cakes.

>>27673792
>>27673813
Challenge AJ to an apple picking contest, if you win you get fritters and cider

>>27673792
Neet role
Ask AJ if you can stay at her house for a week, two tops, just till you find a new house
eat all the apples than leave

Wow, an /mlp/ /qst/

Awesome

>>27673863
I feel stupid for asking but what is a /qst/?

>>27673875
>>>/qst/

>>27673882
Oh I see! Thanks.

>>27673813

you arrive at the Apple Orchard, you know it's the time of year when ther Aplles are at their Most Juciest, so the whole Apple family is Hard at work Bucking the trees, you see a tree that has yet to be bucked, so as a helpful gesture, you use your magic to start picking the apples off the trees

Roll for Inteligence, You roll a 3

"WHAT IN THE HAY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' TWI" calls a voice from behind you

you turn to see an Angry AppleJack

"I've told you i dont need no fancy schmansy magic to pick my apples"

>>27673916
Ignore and try again.

>>27673916
use newly learned bellyrub skills to pacifie AJ and try again

>>27673938
>>27673916

Use molest on AJ

>>27673938
>>27673958

uh oh, Applejack is angry, better calm her down, you think back to your Pinkie encounter, yeah, that might work.

you create another magical hand, and go for applejack's belly

You Roll a 17

The hand goes right for the belly,a dn begins rubbing,

"What in the h-.......uhhhhh"

Applejack, much like Pinkie, Falls over onto her back, and you continue your belly rubbing, you must have hit a good spot, because Applejack is instinctively kicking one of her legs. all while making a low "mmmmm" sound, the look on her face, all previous anger gone, like she never even knew you were there.

>>27674003
Shove apples in every single one of her holes

>>27674003
use her weak mental state to get the location of the Zapapple Jam they keep somewhere on theire propperty

we need a new fix boys
Twilights Quest for sweets must keep going

>>27674003
Now you must force-feed her all the apples you picked

>>27674028
simple fix, shove apple in AJ's pootang, then eat it
sweet as can be

SWEETQUEST
The story of twilits eternal hunger for sweets
Also harvest the entirety of the orchard as AJ is in bliss

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>>27674044
dubs demant the sodomasation of AJ's ass by pluging it with apples!

>>27674028
>>27674010

having had a bit of a break from the Sugar Cube Corner, you desire more Sweets, and being at the Orchard, you think of one of the most sweetest sweets you can think of.

Zap Apples

During the Off Season the Price of Zap Apples is pretty outrageous, so only the most wealthy end up with it, yeah you're a princess, but why pay a ton of bits, when you could possibly get some for free. you look down, Applejack is in pure bilss, her leg is kicking wildly, enjoying every second of it. you wonder if Applejack knows where the Apple Family Keeps their Back Stock Of Zap Apple Jam.

Roll with Advantage

You Roll 17

You lean in close to Applejack and whisper into her ear, inquiring the location of the Zap Apple Jam.

In a giddy mess, Applejack Tells you that they keep it in the secret Trap Door of the Barn in the back of the orchard, as a reward, you rub applejack's belly even faster, she makes an "oooooohhh" sound, you then pluck an apple from the tree and stuck it in her mouth, she begins to suckle on it like a pacifier, you end the belly rubs and applejack coos and rolls over in a sleepy daze, with the apple in her Mouth

guess my work here is done
pushed the quest in the right direction
gave it a name

now i can drift happylie into the dream scape and dream about my lil waifu
i hate working saturdays

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>>27674112
>mouth
>not ass

>>27673231
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA?!!!


Oh fuck. I'm crying. This fuckig thread.

>>27674170

gimme some time to write it in damn it....you cant dive right for the ass...

Have twilight scream ALLAU ACKBAR as she opens the ground around the door to get the zapapple jam. She will then abscond with a single jar screaming "FUCK THE POLICE!!!".

>>27674010
>>27674044
>>27674170

Seeing as Applejack has helped you determine the location of the Zap Apple Jam, you think it would be a good idea to "reward" the giddy Pony, you pluck another apple from a nearby tree and begin to rub it over the belly of the Sleepy Apple Horse.

Roll for Effectiveness

You Roll 20. Oh........My

The Apple Rubbing seems to be rather effective, as Apple Rolls back on her back, still with Apple in her mouth, making Muffled moaning noises.

you slowly drift the apple downwards to her nethers, almost instictively she gently opens her legs, showing you everything. Such a silly pony.

Gently rubbing her winking nub with an apple, she squirms and makes muffled moans into the apple in her mouth, and with a form push, you push the apple halfway into her wet enterance.

moaning even harder she squirms again in bliss.

you decide that Applejack has earned her little reward, and you leave her, with an apple half stuck in her Vag, and one in her mouth.

now, where is that Barn.

>>27674375
This is going on a good direction now.

>>27674375
Go acquire the zap apple jam so that we may pour it all over ourselves.

>>27674375
Is big Mac in the barn? :x

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>>27674442
>>27674466
find Big Mac and lather him in Zap Apple Jam and shove him up AJ's butt.

>>27674442

it doesnt take too long to find the barn, it s a big red wooden house after all, you step inside the bard, you see bales of hay, and other general farming supplies.

Roll for Inspection for trap door

You Roll 10, you dont find any trap door, but you find a suspiciosly empty section in the corner of the barn.

>>27674466
>>27674497

Roll for Perception

You Roll 4

as you head over to the empty area, you hear a stern voice call out to you

"HEY, Whatchu think you're doin' here Princess?"

you turn to see Big Macintosh, he doenst seem to like the fact you're in the barn, near the "empty area"

>>27674531
Big Mac rape on punishment commence!

>>27674531
Raping applebloom

>>27674531
Hold real still, Earth Pony vision is based on movement.

>>27674531
Magically grab hold of his dick whilst presenting yourself

Wait does belly rub even work on Stallions?

>>27674724
>Implying anyone can resist belly rubs.

>>27674724
cockrubs work.

>>27674745
am stallion can confirm

>>27674745
>>27674740
>>27674724

Once again confronted by another Pony, hey, it's worked twice today allready, why not try again, you create another magic hand, and go straight for Big Mac's Belly

You roll a 19

You're getting pretty good at this. just like His sister and his cousin, he falls right to his back and enters a blissful trance like state, loving every second of the attention he was receiving.

This stallion is essentially Putty in your "hand"

mumbling incoherent words to himself, he wriggles around as you rub the Red Stallions Belly

>>27674821
His semen obviously tastes like apples, take it from him

>>27674821
lather you and him in Zap Apple Jam

>>27674821
As the rubbing continues, another problem becomes 'painfully' obvious. Put that magic hand to proper use!

>>27674821
magically take hold of his dick and implode it in a disgusting bloody mess

>>27674862
Eat what remains with a side of zap apple jam

So far we been pretty lucky with dem numbers

>>27674844
>>27674854

as you continue to run his belly, you notice something, it seems that "little mac" has decided to make an appearence.

You rub faster, and lower.

Ok, maybe not so little Mac.

wow. So he lives up to his name.

Big Mac's Erect Horsecock is now on full display he lies on his back, it easily makes it's way to half of his body length.

Inquire for the magic jam


A princess needs not to taint her reputation in molesting peasants

>>27674921
>Little Mac decides to make an appearance
Cue ponyfied Little Mac bursting in with minor circuit theme playing

>>27674921
If he tells you where the zap apple jam is, little max gets even more of a reward!

>>27674921
>>27674862
this

>>27674921
Absorb his power. He knows where the jam is kept.

>>27674943
This

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>when you're trying to make the story advance but your buddies prefer wanking horsecock

>>27674862
>>27674947

seeing this as an opportunity, you create another magic hand, and slowly curls it's fingers around Big Macs Twitching horsecock.

his whole body trembles as you slowly squeeze and release pressure around it. he obviously wants more, you can see it in his eyes. you lean in VERY close to him and you whisper to him that if he tells you how to get some Zap Apple Jam, you'll make him have the best orgasm he's ever had.

Roll for Intimidation With "Very Big" Advantage Advantage

You roll 15 (with such a huge advantage, i doubt it even needed a roll)

so the legend of twilight and her magic belly rubs spreads through ponyville she could get anything she wants and leave nothing but stimulated and ravished ponies in her wake

the alicorn of belly rubs

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>>27674985
>2016
>Not knowing where you are.

>>27674985
But everyone loves wanking horse cock

>>27675017
The element of Bellyrubs

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>>27674375

Big Mac Nods his head .

You smile a devious smile, and begin to pump the hand up and down his shaft.

he bucks his hips back and forth in time with your pumping.

your mastery of magic hand proves useful as he seems to be getting close to the climax.

"Princess....I'm.....I'm"

>>27675242
CRUSH PENIS

>>27675242
Quickly made a haphazard shrine to Slaanesh and offer Big Macs semen to it

>>27675242
Slather his cock with Zap Apple Jam and lick it off like the greedy whore you are.

>>27675313
We don't know where the jam is yet pham

>>27675251

Strength Roll

You roll a 3

Right as Big Mac is about to Blow, You Clamp Your Magic Hand Around His Shaft.

His Eyes Go Wide, And He Begins to Buck uncontrollably, moaning like crazy, tongue hanging out the side of his mouth.

Well, Whaddya know.... Orgasm Denial is his Fetish.

You Finally Let go, and instantly Big Mac Gives One final Thrust into the magic hand, and Fires his Hot load. and Holy Hell is there a lot of it. It goes everywhere, On him, on the Ground, Even a few Blobs land on your Nose.

you lean down to him, bringing your face close to his, you tell him to lick it off of you, he complies with no argument, seemingly happy to do so, then through heavy panting he tells you there is a hidden switch posing as a pitchfork.

You go to the empty corner, and just as he says, there is a pitchfork, you pull it down, and the empty spot on the floor slides across showing a small stairway, leading to shelves of Zap Apple jam, Licking your lips you grab the nearest Jar you can Find, and practically inhale it.

So Good. you want more. but you think you should get out while Big Mac is Still in his "afterglow"

Teleportation Spell?

Roll for Intelligence

you roll 11, Grabbing several Jars of Zap Apple Goodness, you 'Port yourself out of the barn, you wanted to go back to your castle, but creating those magical Wankin' hands seems to have drained your energy more that you thought. but you do make it clear out of the orchard, you're on the outskirts of Ponyville, you see your Castle in the distance.

>>27675390
Walk to the castle, I guess.

>>27675390
>>27675426
Jogg to castle, so you can loose some fat.

>>27675426
>>27675453
LET'S FLY TO THE CASTLE

>>27675426
>>27675453

you briskly make your way back your castle.

You roll a 7

Nothing of interest happens.

You are now at your castle

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>>27675474

>>27675477
Make toast for the jam.

>>27675477
Time to start stuffing spike!

With jam, guys, come on.

>>27675477
Make toast as >>27675501 said, but use a fire spell to do it.

>>27675501
>>27675524
stuff spike with Jam Toast, eat spike.

>>27675524
No.
Shove horn up spike's pooper.

>>27675524

You feel kind of Bad that you Knocked your Dragon unconsious, soyou decide to be the good big sister and make him the best sandwhich he's ever had/

taking your Pilfered goods into the kitchen, you procede to make the best sandwhich ever

Roll for Cooking skills

you roll a 5

Hey...you cut the crust off for the guy, better than nothing right?

(sorry if there is delay between posts....im livestreaming video games like a huge faggot)

>>27675561
Feed Spike the sandwich. Into his ass.

>>27675524
>>27675561
You suddenly remember why you were mad at him. To make him pay, you push the sandwich in his face just as he's about to take the first bite. After all, you know all he's going to do is criticize your cooking.

>>27675561
>>27675610
>>27675659
Make him beg for the jam.

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>>27675713
Really jam it in there.

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>>27675775
Goddamn it Carlos

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>>27675775

Where's OP?

>>27675847
Sucking cocks.

>>27675855
>>27675847
Mutiny!

>>27675855
Fucking live streaming his vidya games like the faggot he is, i wonder where his stream at.

>>27675847

like i said, livestreaming like a faggot

>>27675713
>>27675659

You put the Zap Apple Jam Sandwich onto a plate and carry it out to the main dining hall, calling for spike.

He scurries in, looking shyly at you, he avoids eye contact with you and speaks softly

"im sorry i laughed at you Earlier twilight, i didnt mean it to come off as an insult to you"

>>27675897
Okay forgive him and give him the jam.

>>27675897
Seduce him using the sandwich.

>>27675891

Shenanigans

>>27675897
You smacked his ass back into his place.
Now give him a treat for being a good boy and not making sure contact with his mistress.

>>27675897
Feed him the sandwich by chewing it up and regurgitating it into his mouth.

>>27675904
>>27675923
>>27675938

you look down to your little dragon brother, tell him it's ok and that you've bought him a treat to make up for it. you hand him the plate and his eyes light up, you cant remember the last time you saw Spike this happy to get a sandwich

as he eats it you give him a light noogie, he giggles and tries to swat your hoof away, you say you'll see him later, and head out of the dining room

>>27675933
i see what you did there. nice "setting up" screen by the way, i can hear GTA in the background

>>27675968
Nigga das cute.

>>27675968
Okay now to practise our magic we will need new power for our great quest to get the best sweets in equestria.

>>27675979

lol he's rank 69

found his stream hes on twutch

captain_metric

So does that mean the story is over?

>>27676072
>>27676093
Someone go to his stream and tell him to go back to the thread, it can't be over.

>>27676001

You ponder to yourself as you wander through your castle.

what exactly came over you today, all you wanted was some sweet treats, and youended up sexually pleasuring 2 of your friends, while coming real close to a 3rd,

heh, coming

but this belly rub thing you picked up. what other possibilities could there be with this?

who knows?

What could become of this, also. when Applejack and Big Mac are out of their belly rubbed induced state, what will they do?

so many thoughts, what should i do now? just go to bed? study and train this magic further? write a letter to princess Celestia?

>>27676107
I relayed the message.
In return,OP has said "progress my friend"

>>27676144
Write a letter to princess Celestia, because we are a huge faggot.

also this belly rub might on work earth ponies, but unicorns may have a counter to it, so we must practise.

>>27676181
Half the letter has to be the lyrics to all star

>>27676188
The other half is just the navy seals copy pasta.

>>27676188
>>27676285
Alternating between the two

>>27676188

you decide that perhaps a Letter to princess celestia would be the best option, you may be a princess now, but she is still your mentor

Dear Princess Celestia

Somepony once told me that the world was going to roll me

and contrary to popular belief, i am not the "sharpest tool in the shed", whatever that means, the guy was a drunk from Appaloosa, i could barely make out what he was saying.

he told be i was looking rather dumb with my hoof placed on my forehead, which was not true, but i do believe that he was implying i am a loser.

Also, i stuck an apple up Applejacks vaginal cavity, then molested her big brother just so i could satisfy my insane sugar craving.

is a craving for sweet foods common among alicorns? i know i have not been one for very long so i am still learning new things about my body.

Yours truly, Twilight Sparkle.

You go back to spike who has just finished his sandwhich, and you get him to send it.

you tell yourself "wow, today has been weird" then you head up to your room. you need some rest

>>27676301
Why aren't you using the D20.

>>27676285
>>27676301
Ah man it would've been nice to use this one.

(What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little filly? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the friendship academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret friendship lessons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in friendjutsu and I’m the top hugger in the entire Equestrian friendship forces. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will hug you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying these nice things to me over the Internet? Think again, friend. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for a storm of friendship, Lil filly. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your loneliness. You’re bucking friended, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can friend you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my smile. Not only am I extensively trained in friendship arts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the equestrian party supplies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your misery off the face of the continent, you little filly. If only you could have known what amazing friendship your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have spoken earlier. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price of your lateness, you goddamn filly. I will bring friendship all over you and you will drown in rainbows. You’re bucking friended, kiddo.)

But i guess it's too late now.

>>27676301
Nice

well this was fun while it lasted

>>27676627

if you like i shall continue it tomorrow. i am kind of caught up in my livestream as of right now.

feel free to come along and verbally shit post with me and some others,

look in the thread hard enough and you'll find how to get to me

>>27676671
Can I steal your idea and start my own?

>>27677643

OP here. It's 1:30am.

Im going to bed.

I might continue this after I'm done work.

If you want me to that is

>>27677910
You can't stop now

It's too fun to die.

>>27679160

THE DM LIVES!

That's right I'm back. I'm at work. But that doesn't stop me from bringing my D20 with me like a fucking nerd.

So. A quick recap shall we?

Rubbed pinkie in submission to get cakes, went to sweet apple acres for hidden stash of zap apple jam. Molest both apple jack and Big Mac for the location of the jam.

Made a sandwich for the baby dragon whom we previously knocked unconscious with a book to the face.

Wrote a letter to the Sun Goddess.

Went to bed.

Only question is now... What happens next?

>>27679227
Meet Luna in our dreams

>>27679231

This place is weird, but oddly familiar.

You observe the strange swirls of orange and purple all around you. You're standing, but there doesn't seem to be any ground or floor you're standing on.

"greetings twilight " calls a voice from behind you.

You turn to see the regal figure of Princess Luna. Yeah, ok, this makes sense now, Luna has pulled you In to the Dreamscape again.

" My sister informed me of your letter. I believe that I have an answer for you "

>>27679281
Secretly prepare the magic hand spell and wait for her to continue

>>27679281
Ready the hand spell, she will tell us where we can find the ultimate sweets.

>>27679296

You wonder just how far you can go with this new spell of yours, so far you have managed to subdue 3 ponies under your magic.

But they were all earth ponies. They have been known to react differently to magic.

Or maybe they just like to get belly rubs.

Further research is needed.

You conjure up another magic hand behind Luna. As she continues her speech you go for the belly.

Roll for intelligence.

You roll a 2.

>>27679377
You fucked up Twilight... You fucked up...

Try seducing Luna.

>>27679377

As Luna begins to talk to you about something to do with cake, (you weren't really paying attention, your mind was On other things)

Right as the hand was about to be placed on Luna's belly. You feel something. Something stopping your magic.

"Twilight, I do believe you forget who's realm you are in"

>>27679431
Try to overpower her magic and rub her belly at maximum power.

>>27679431
Try to convince her it's worth a try!

>>27679431
Fuck that shit. It's your dream. Imagine up a Sombra returned to full power solely for the purpose of giving Luna magical belly rubs.

>>27679431
Tell her there's nothing wrong with letting a mare rub your belly with a magic hand

>>>27679519

Roll for intelligence:

You roll a 5.

You once again go for Luna's belly. But she is having none of it. With a quick magical surge from her horn, Luna blasts away your magical hand.

You smile and slightly blush. Telling her it was worth a shot.

She just gives with a Stern look that pretty much says 'I'm getting pretty sick of your shit you tiny horse'

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>>27679640
Conjure changeling.

>>27679640
Kiss her.

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>>27679640
I have complaint! After 3 succesfull cast, I believe, Twilights mastery of spell shoul've increased, so we have something like save-roll or hows something like its is called (dont know shit about rpgs).

>>27679640
Shh, no yells, only pleasure now
Give in to the rubs

And if she refuses, we need to go on a quest to rub everypony's bellies and revolt against tyrant Luna

>>27679692
We haven't leveled up yet.

>>27679640
When I'm having a bad dream, I just try to suicide, It works every single time.
Make Twilight cut herself or cast a noose.

>>27679705
INB4 Luna gives no fuck and is disappointed that Twilight now just tries to escape.

>>27679654
And have the changeling assist in bellyrubbing Luna.

>>27679705

Luna is not happy with your efforts of belly rubbing your fellow royalty.

She has more power here than you ever will. So only one thing to do. Wake up

You roll a 4

can't wake up

"Twilight, you are a newly created Alicorn, your body is going through several 'growth spurts', both magical and physical. They are clouding your judgement, thus making you make rather rash decisions, like consuming vast amounts of sweets and using magic.... For gratification, of your friends, my sister and I can try and help you through this, you just need to clear your mind"

But by this time you just want out of the dreamscape, you figure creating a loud explosion or flash could force you to wake up.

Roll for intelligence,

You roll 14

By mustering what Magic you could from the dreamscape, you create a bright flash with a loud BOOM.

It works, your body jolts awake. And you lie in bed, heart pounding rapidly, slowly comprehending everything that just happened.

Clear my mind huh?

>>27679822
Clearly we need to build a friendship robot in which we will upload a copy of our mind, and then remove all the not clear stuff.
There, a Twilight with a cleared mind! Get Spike to do that for us. Now if you'll excuse us, we have belly rubs to distribute. Is the Carousel Boutique open yet?

>>27679822
>Clear my mind huh?

Go grab the strongest booze you have in your house. Or if you have none, dissolve some of the spiritus you have for alchemical experiments.

>>27679822
It's obvious what Luna meant. Focus on your belly rub abilities, clear your mind of everything else and use belly rubs to get everything you want.

>>27679868
>>27679903

Booze helps on the path of the Belly Rubbing technique a lot!
Personal experience.

>>27679935
l knew we should have picked up some cider while we were at SA acres

>>27679868

You sit yourself up and slide yourself out of your bed.

You roll a 1

critical fail

You step on a rolled up scroll that was next to your bed, slip and land right on your back, knocking the wind out of you.

You grunt and slowly pull yourself up.

This is going to be one of those days.

You tell yourself you need a drink.

"allready? It's 9 in the morning " calls a voice.

You can't determine its location, also, that voice sounds familiar..... Too familiar...

It's your voice.

How? .... What?....

Its too early for this shit

>>27679956
>cider

We would need a small barrel in that case, if we realy want to make progress in belly rubbing by clearing our mind of shyness and boost self-confidence.

>>27679970
don't bother with the voice keep pouring the drink and try to conjure as much magic as possible

Luna is in the Dreamscape if we're fast enough we might catch luna off guard and can rub her to pices

>>27679970
Try to persuade spike to sell you some of his personal stash. After all, how would be able to tolerate so much abuse if he wasn't drinking occasionally?

>>27679970
Feeling yourself shameful of drinking so early in the morning already, get caught by a Spike.
Come up with nothing better, but to offer him some as well. See if he agrees.

>>27679987
>>27679991
Getting drunk in the morning with Spike is real.
Or at least trying to.

>>27679970
It's spike talking shit again, punishment time!

>>27679984

Ignoring the voice, you make your way down to the kitchen, you were sure you still had a bottle of berry punch's "vintage sauvignon blanc"

You pass by spike on the way who greets you with a "good morning"

Just to mess. With him, you ask him where he keeps his stash of booze.

He giggles at you and tells you that you know he doesn't have anything like that.

Roll for perception

You roll 16

Yeah, he's telling the truth. Such a cute baby brother, he wouldn't be doing that stuff anyway, too busy with his comics and hoofball cards

You find yourself In the kitchen.

Where is that wine?

>>27680140
Psh. A 20 would have revealed the REAL truth.

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>>27680140
Ask him where he keeps his porn.

>>27680140
>he wouldn't be doing that stuff anywa
Too bad. We could ask Spike to teach us something useful of our magical hand once wdrinking with him, because, you know, he has those two fucking hands.

>>27679970
This is spikes fault somehow

Locate where spike is with your magic and punch him with magic fist

>>27680189
This

Belly rubs until he fesses up

>>27680228
Hey lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We just made up with him yesterday

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Can we please kill spike

>>27680228
>>27680236
Yeah, I agree. We're trying to embarrass him not hurt him again.

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>>27680236
Remove dragon

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>>27680249
Spike needs to die

Sorry

>>27680255
At least find his porn stash first!

>>27680245
>>27680255
Why cant we just brutally rape him instead?

>>27680299
This

Make an excuse afterwards

Anything but kill

Find his porn stache and roll for how strange it is.low numbers is normal crap and 20 is pictures of Twily as a filly.

>>27680274

You search for the wine

You roll a 7

You can't remember if you have already consumed the wine, or if you simply forgot where you put it.

Then making his way into the kitchen is spike, who proceeds to make himself a sandwich with the zap apple jam you managed to..... Aquire.... From yesterday's activities.

You decide this is a good time to screw with him some more.

You tell him that you know he doesn't hide booze, but you know he keeps his stash of porn.

Roll for Intimidation

You roll a 17

Spike looks at you nervously shifting his eyes all over the room.

"heh heh, real funny joke Twilight, you know I don't have anything like that, stop messing around"

Roll for Bluff

You roll a 19

Oh shit, you were just messin' with him for fun. Now you know for sure that he has a stash somewhere. You can tell by the way he's acting that he is hiding something.

"good joke Twilight" says spike as his takes his sandwich and heads out of the kitchen.

Well.... How bout that huh?

>>27680331
Yes. This.

>>27680347
What. Stop making spike innocent! He's a drunken deviant and must be exposed!

>>27680331
OP roll for strangeness

>>27680358
He just confirmed that spike has a stash. Lirn2rede

>>27680358
How is he drunk?
And why was our voice heard earlier
What is more important,Spike or our voice?

>>27680347
Search for the rum.

>>27680380
Spike.

>>27680347
Do whatever you can to find the porn. Then, use it to relentlessly tease Spike sexually

I just wanna know what porn spike giggitys to.

>>27680347
Tell Spike that you need to borrow his porn stash. IT'S FOR RESEARCH, I SWEAR TO GOD
>>27680391
But the rum is gone.

>>27680391
In Spikes porn stash.
Find out, that he doesnt consume it, but rather pours it onto himself while masturbating, while imagining that drunk Rar ot Twi vomits on him with strong booze and they have dead-drunk sex afterwards!

>>27680416
Why is the rum always gone?

>>27680430

Pirates

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>>27680421
THIS
IS
SIMPLY
EXQUISIT

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>>27680421

The fact that spike is hiding porn intrigues you. You see. Spike head In to the dining room to consume his sandwich. So his room is empty right now.

Not for long, let's teleport to his room.

Roll for intelligence

You roll 13

With a flash and a pop, you're in his room. Now... Where would he keep a stash of porn?

Roll for investigation

You roll a 17.

Under the bed. Of course it's under the bed. You levitate the bed upwards. And we'll. Whaddya know. A little box. You slide the box out and put the bed back in its place. You look down at the box.

"you know this is Spike's personal property, it's not a very nice thing you're doing right now "

OK, what In Tartarus is going on. There is that damn voice imitating you again. And you still can't pinpoint it's. Location. If you didn't know any better, you'd think it's all In your head.

Wait a minute....

>>27680592
Quick! Open the box!

It's probably stallion porn

>>27680592
Quick! Investigate your head!

>>27680592
Investigate the voice at once!

After seeing what kind of porn the dragon is into. :D

>>27680592
Investigate own brain.
With hammer.
>box starts vibrating

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>>27680609

>>27680592
Ignore voice.

Tease Spike with the pr0n

>>27680592
Ok, we now Spike doesnt drink...

BUT SEARCH FOR WEED! HES GREEN AN PURPLE, AFTER ALL!

>>27680828
But of course!

This voice In your head will have to wait. There is something more interesting to deal with, like what's in this box!

You reach your hoof out to open it. But right before you touch the lid of the box, your hoof stops. It's being held back by a magical aura.

Your aura.

"I told you this isn't the right thing to do" says the imitated voice again.

OK, this is getting weird.

Are you going crazy?

You aren't doing the magic to hold your hoof back, yet it is emanating from your horn.

Roll for Wisdom

You roll 19

You come to a shocking realization.

You're not alone...

>>27680882
Fight with all of your strength to open the box!

>>27680882
Anon is a deamon and we possesed Twilight, right?
Meh.

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>>27680882

>>27680882
I bet the box is full of Spike's dildos.

Keep trying.

>>27680889
What a twist!

>>27680882
I'm sure it's common knowledge at this point that Twi is a schizo

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>>27680896
Close, the box is full of twilight's missing dildos.

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>>27680889
Holy fug :DDD

>>27680889
Or classics - "ITS ALL JUST A DREAM"
We've never woke up in the first place, and that voice is Luna, who judges us.

Double meh.

>>27680882
We must combat the voice with a Jackie Chan tulpa.

>>27680930
What's a tulpa?

>>27680889
Why "meh"? Thats not so bad twist...

>>27680929
... but if this is the case, its not just "meh", its BOO!

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It's prolly Starlight's and Spike's sextape. It Starlight using an invisibility spell.

>>27680939
Sorta like an imaginary friend with a turbocharger shoved up the ass.

>>27680956
>shoved up the ass
...your own ass.

>>27680929
NO! NO, GOD! PLS NO!

>>27680885
>>27680896
>>27680930

Meanwhile, we are still opening that damn box, whatever the voice thinks.

>>27680956
>Turbocharger up the ass
Now put the intercooler up the big mare vag and you have muh fetish, unf

>>27680882
Coming soon to a theater near you - IDLE HOOVES

Ask the disembodied voice to reveal itself. Then seduce self with belly rubs and finally answer the question.
"Is having sex with another version of yourself just masturbating intensively?"

>>27681026
Where does the gearbox go?

>>27681039
Fucking kek

JUST OPEN THE GODDAMN BOX OP! WE DONT NEED 3 POSTS OF BUILDUP!

>>27681039

Allright, enough is enough, you tell your.... Yourself.... To reveal itself

"you know I can't do that. I'm part of you"

You enquire to the voice to elaborate.

"think of me, as a kind of consciousness. "

How the fuck can a conscience be this active, also. Isn't that supposed to be a passive mental function?

" look, I'm not exactly sure how I am like I am either. All I know is that when we woke up, I was here "

Great, now I'm crazy, might as well check myself into the mental institution with a split personality disorder.

Fuck it, might as well have fun with this while you have your freedom.

You enquire the voice as to whether she wants to see the contents of this box that is in front of you.

Roll for intimidation.

You roll 10

>>27681055
Idk, she eats it? AWD(AHD, because hooves maybe?) cars do ask more from them gearboxes than other drivetrains i guess

Are we making a engine pone or something? This is getting too deep...

>>27681130
Do it anyways

>>27680939
Think the world is inhabitated by living being of matter as we know it, and living being of a substance we can't directly commune with without special techniques. Your spirit, not to confuse with the soul, the animating energy, can have tiniest fractions splintered off and reshaped. These splinters gain their own behaviour and personality, but are immidiately bound to you, like how pantheists explain the "god" they believe in - for them we're all tulpas, or something.

tl:dr - high voltage imaginary friends who *can* outsmart you

>>27681130
write a letter to princess Celestia
Demand that the sisters imediatly cease all mind altering spells

you don't need no help you're a princess, bitch!

>>27681166
So the camshaft is the horsecock?

>>27681240
Astrem, I didn't know you used /mlp/.

>>27681278
Who?

>>27681172

You tell the voice in your head that you're going to look in the box regardless of what it says to you.

"well let's see if you can stop me" says the voice as it starts to pull back your hoof with its magical aura

You push back with all your might

Roll for Strength

You roll 15

Pushing forward, grunting as you do, you push to the point where you fight back against the aura and grasp your hoofs around the box and fling off the lid.

"oh.... Wow.... I didnt expect to see that in there" says the voice

Yeah... You sure didn't.

>>27681355
It's a portal!

Roll for jumping in!

>>27681355
What the hell is in there dammit.

>>27681355
It's the source of the voice! Kill it!

>>27681355
>Only fucking god-satan-railman-stupidvoiceinthehead still knows whats inside the box n-posts later.

Disliked, unsubed.

>>27681355
It's a Rarity shrine, isn't it.
And it's covered in dried jizz.

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>>27681129
>JUST OPEN THE GODDAMN BOX OP! WE DONT NEED 5 POSTS OF BUILDUP!

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OP, god DAMN it, stop being an asshole and just say what's in there instead of leaving us on a cliffhanger.

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

>>27681355
Whatever is in the box must be damn interesting for this much built-up. I bet it's a diary. Seems fitting.

>>27681479
>Whatever is in the box must be damn interesting for this much built-up

I bet it better be so.

Looking Inside the box.

There is what you expect, a few copies of Playboy.

But lying on top is something you'd never think of. Is that what you think it is?

"we think the same thing... And yes, that is exactly what you think it is."

the voice. Confirmed your thoughts.

Inside the box was a small, rubbery, pink, pony shaped, vagina...

"oooook, I think we have seen enough here, we should leave now"

>>27681492
Spike walks in.

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>>27681130
Figure out how another sentient mind equal in intelligence to your own exists in your brain, then use that to become infinitely intelligent or create a civilizations of millions of Twi forks in your brain

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>>27681492
Nice job OP, building it up so every one anticipates something mind-blowing, and then failing to come up with one.

Nice job.

>>27681519
I wanna give twi the length of my feature.

>>27681492
>Lying on top

That means that there's more. KEEP DIGGING AND FIND HIS DILDO!

Also >>27681506

>>27681527
Porn was expected but I wish there was like a diary with surprising crap about his life. Woulda been cool but I guess a fake pony bag is cool too...

>>27681506
We might as well present ourselves to him and encourage him to take his time and casually play around with our bits

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>>27681240
What, no the brain models other people by calling up everything you know about them and using itself to predict what you would do in that situation. A tulpa is that on steroids. It might be sentient (but definitely not smarter than you, it's limited to brain circuitry you're not actively using) or just an illusion. Bringing in a whole other type of matter violates Occam's Razor.

>>27681542
Vagina*

>>27681355
Now is a good place to stop.

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>>27681556
But this is only the beginning, anon.

>>27681250
>Horsecock
Hay no, that would probly be the spine, the ribcage being the block and leg joints working like the bores, 2 pistons per and a direct injection V8 since the power would be delivered directly to the legs by the combustion, the camshaft acting to stabilize the conrods and pistons alike, meanwhile the head would work like the ECU or something like that to regulate the power and stuff and the neck with the gearbox, sending the spine the gear the shaft needs to work with

/ /o/

>>27681492
Put a spell on it so that whenever Spike uses it, Twilight feels it. Or better yet, Rarity feels it

Perception Roll.

You roll 13

You hear someone coming. Probably Spike.

"yeah that's probably spike. Now it's time to go... NOW"

Or we could hide and see what happens

"why would we do that? "

Who knows. Might be fun.

" something is wrong with me... And when that's coming from the disembodied voice you know you're messed up"

Well, we're confronted with a decision. Run or hide? Or perhaps......

>>27681621
I really want a drawfag to draw this creation you anons have made

Also the horse pussy has to be the exhaust

>>27681649
FUCKHERRIGHTINTHEPUSSY.webm

>>27681649
Hide, but put everything back the way it was first

>>27681649
No. I forbid you to have them fuck. Their relationship has always been weird but I've always pictured it as mother-son or sister-brother. Please don't do this anon.

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>>27681726
As much as my dick compels me; i support this notion slightly.

>>27681726
Incest is Wincest.

>>27681810
No. Stop. Not like this. Just fucking hide Twilight. No dragon cocks for you.

>>27681726

You look at the box and it's Contents, you eye the fleshlight.

You get an idea

You throw a special enchantment on it.

"YOU DIDN'T JUST DO THAT" yells the voice in your head.

You inform the voice that you share the same thought process, yet it made no attempt to stop you.

The voice remains silent.

Twilight: 1 Crazy voice in your head: 0.

You quickly put everything the way it was, and attempt to teleport to your bedroom.

Roll for intelligence

You roll 3

You teleport out of his room. But you're outside your castle and at the outskirts of ponyville, you didn't get much chance to focus due to trying to rush it.

Wow. It's a really nice day outside today

Hey everyone OP/DM here. I'm heading home From work now. So it'll be about 25 to 30 mins before my next post.

For all who have been sticking with me this whole time. And those who came to my livestreaming. Thanks a bunch, this is fun.

>>27681831
Ooooh, did you just use my suggestion? >>27681636
Can't wait to find out

>>27681831
Okay well now we wait.

>>27681831
Suddenly fluttershy ran into us, while we are outside.

>>27681842
We are all waiting on you OP.

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>>27681895

OP/DM here

I have arrived home. So I'm gonna shit and shower. Then we'll see what happens before I inevitably start playing video games. I've been doing this for about 8 hours straight.

I do think even out this much effort I to my job.

>>27681547
It's even better, or worse, because the brain seems not to forget, so a tulpa is potentially able to know everything you know and everything you haven't actively remembered or forgotten, including things you have indeed noticed but weren't aware.
Brains, man.

>>27681987
What is "Plan B' OP/DM

>>27681987
Twi should wait for a minute, then cast a scrying spell into spike's room. If he's about to put his dick in it, telle in and fuck with him.

MFW everyone seems to be missing the point of OP's picture he just posted.

MFW I have no appropriate face

>>27682058
>Helium Tank
>Breathing mask
>some tubes

common plan B crate, you don't have one?

>>27681987
jeez you're autistic OP would decorate the same tho

>>27682139
You heathen, I use sulfur hexafluoride

>>27682045
Well, sort of. We do remember things we can't actively remember, but we don't remember EVERYTHING. And we especially don't notice everything, in fact a lot of what we "see" is constructed by the brain based on prior knowledge, which is why things can be hidden in plain sight so well.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/human-memory.htm

>>27682108
I cant see whats in the trash can.

You're all still looking in the wrong place in the picture.

>>27682252
What is it then m8, what's so important in OP pic.

>>27682252
Just fucking tell us. Is it the jizz over the door?

>>27682470
>>27682463

the top left of the closet

>>27682506
What are we supposed to see there?

>>27682252
>>27682463
>>27682470

I think it's that OP is telling us he's not fat because he has a wiifit board.

>>27682517
YOUR HAPPY FUTURE

>>27682545
A green box with a white lid is my future?

>>27682554
No, but whats in the box.
Ask OP to open it. He would build it up till your future arrives

>>27682648
Made me actually kek. Based on a true story.

OP/DM here

i think he is referring to my Sugar Star...

>>27682667
>Sugar Star
What, do you have a star made out of Sugar?

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>>27681831
Twilight's spell causes her to feel everything on/in her vag that, is done to the fleshlight + Spike horny af instantly starts raping his toy

>>27682667
Pls deliver op

OP/DM here

i aint gunna lie, im falling asleep at my keyboard here.

watching cinema snob, while trying to plot out a general story line for you guys has been happening. so dont worry, this will continue, i just need to take a bit of a break.

also, Call me Captain.

i was thinking about at least Namefagging this thing,but i realised the mobile app i use, i dont know how to name fag on it

any you guys use a mobile app for 4chan? any recommendations?

>>27682954
I use Clover because I don't care about UI and personalizing stuff
Should we let this thread die or do you plan on picking up tomorrow?

>>27682954
>>27683009
Clover is indeed what I usually use myself aswell, though I think it got banned from the PlayStore recently, so maybe browse the inernet for the app?