Would you?
No
I'd give him the bitchslap he deserves and tell him to straighten the fuck up
He could have success with mares but he's too autistic to notice it
>>27690504
I would fuck him hard tbqh. It's not gay if he's wearing a dress.
>>27690504
Could you stop with all these "would you?" threads.
Also, trap Spike is best Spike
Have you told your dad "Happy Father's Day" yet?
>>27690468
You already asked this in mlpg, I answered there.
>>27690468
Why do Twilight and Pinkie's dads have the same eye color?
Are they related?
>>27690468
Yeah.
>>27690484
Good logic
>You will never ask your waifu to go to the grand galloping gala
>She will never say yes
>You will never see her in the most beautiful dress
>You will never tell her how beautiful she is and have her blush in response
>You will never dance with her
>You will never go out on a beautiful balcony after a long night of dancing and talk about your future together
>You will never kiss her under the stars
>You will never ask her to marry you and have her cry tears of joy as she says yes
>You will never have the most romantic wedding ever seen
>You will never live with her happily ever after and grow old together
>You will never be buried side by side once you die so you can both be together for all of eternity
>>27690381
>she will never fart on your face
>>27690381
and i think to myself
what a wonderful wooorld
>>27690398
>"Don't the stars look beautiful tonight, Fluttersh-"
>BBBBBBBRRAAAAAAAAPPPPFFRRRRRRTTPBBBBBBBBTTTTT
>pbbbbt
>'S-sorry, I guess all those spicy hayfries from the buffet d-didn't agree with my stomach..'
You have been hired to assassinate Twilight Sparkle. You have already been paid. Your mission must be completed or you will be the one killed. How would you kill her?
>>27690305
with mydick
>>27690305
>white background
>thumbnail
delete /b/ threads
>>27690305
>Your mission must be completed or you will be the one killed.
You don't fuck with paid killers, what's stopping me from assassinating the customer instead?
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>27690019
I want to cum inside here eyesockets
Look me up on Skype or in the IRC and we can RP together~
>>27690019
have some additional glutes
ITT: human inventions that do not make sense for ponies.
>>27689814
But they did it right for other ponies with glasses...
>>27689981
Obviously a hipster with fake glasses and doesn't actually need them
>>27689814
> Moondancer is just recolored Twilight
> Daring Do is recolored Rainbow Dash
Who next
Can we stop calling glimmy glam a sunset clone?
It's pretty clear now that she wasn't inspired by Sunset in anyway and shimmerfags are desperately trying to make that stick by finding minor similarities.
It's pretty clear now that the staff on the show don't care about some nobody from another franchise. The fact that glim glam wasn't meant to be anyone replacement and that she was the writer's, not Hasbro, idea points to it
>>27689741
Glam can't be a Sham clone because there can't be a clone of something that isn't canon.
>>27689741
>is all confirmed to not be the case because the director said "no"
You are one of those autistic glimmerfags?
>>27689741
> Jarkes
> Derpibooru and Deviantart user, with certified autism.
> Constantly harrases people to silence opinions he dislikes and to advertise his crappy fics.
Therefore she's not a mane seventh but just a heavily featured secondary character, like Discord or Luna.
What are your thoughts on this glimmerfags?
Evidence?
>>27689415
No one cares
Would you ?
>>27689158
There's already a cringe thread up, you little shit.
Alright lets get done with this.
What is she listening to, /mlp/?
>>27689026
rock
>>27689026
to my rising erection noise
>>27689026
Https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBH2PLylSSo
"Two episodes a day keeps the fan of the fandom away"
For the last five months we have been rewatching the show from Season 1. Right now we are watching two episodes every Sunday and in order. Join us! It's free!
In around 3:30 hours, at --22:30 Central Europe Time, 16:30 East US Coast Time-- we will watch the episode together through a Synctube-like website called watch2gether. Link to the room is below.
>>>>>https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/slashmlprewatches-obrld06woymqj2cc
Today we will watch Three's a Crowd (season 4 episode 11) written by Meghan McCarthy and Ed Valentine, and Pinkie Pride (season 4 episode 12) written by Jayson Thiessen
The stream will begin, as I said, at --23:00 Central Europe Time, 17:00 East USA Coast Time-- right here.
If you want to watch the episodes right now:
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1abqoj_three-s-a-crowd-mlp-fim-s4-e11_shortfilms
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x253u8a_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-4-episode-12-pinkie-pride-720p_tv
You can always download the episodes here:
> https://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
Also thanks a lot to the brave anons who kept going with this during the last two weekends. Seriously.
>>27689003
>three's a crowd
>pinkie pride
I think I'll pass.
>>27689003
i rewatched keep calm and flutter on episode today
three hours until we start
Is there a single one thing better than a Sweetie hug?
Not one single thing.
aids
Yes.
Getting a hug from EQG Sweetie
http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/New-14cm-My-Anime-Toy-Collection-Princess-Celestia-Luna-Nightmare-Night-Applejack-and-Rainbow-Dash-Little/32679481132.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000017.2.vgGm3H
Where will you be you when the entire mane 6 become alicorns?
I'll be dead.
>>27688643
>princess applejack
general is canon now
Was this discussed already? I was expecting more controversy.
>tfw love my waifu but can't stop masturbating to Rarity
why
>>27688614
Your dick has a waifu of it's own
>>27688614
They're not real, so you're incapable of being philanderous.
>>27688614
Its not your fault anon.
This is the most cancerous forced meme of all time. Prove me wrong.
>PROTIP: You can't.
"Delete your account" is worse
This is at least funny in a retarded way
>>27688451
DELETE THIS