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>>28325951
>You panted slightly, picking up your sword again as the unknown beast roared at you.
>The battle is fierce, but you know you must win.
>No. you WILL win.
>lives depended on you, and you were determined to succeed.
“RAAHHH!”
>You yelled as you charged towards the beast, heart pounding.
>You smiled as you hit your mark, the monster’s chest, the creature howling as it stumbled to the ground
>You stood valiantly as you held your sword up high, standing on top of your kill.
>“You… got me.”
>The epic world around you seems to fade as you lower your cardboard sword, looking down at your grinning Earthpony father and dropping on top of him to have a hug.
>”Oof!”
>The past few years have been the best ever since your parents finally got married and settled down, ending their carrier as mercenaries.
>While you missed the crew very much, you were plenty happy with the new house that your mom and dad got from the Hydra Corporation, one of the more important companies that your parents did plenty of work for.
>Your dad looks to the clock in your room, keeping his smile.
>“Come on Kiddo, your mother and sister have been quiet for too long.”
“Doesn’t that mean that mean that she is sleeping? Mom keeps telling us to be quiet so we don’t wake up RosePedal.”
>“Your sister has napped long enough if anything, come on, it’s about supper time.”
>You get off your dad and leave your room with your dad, putting your fake sword next to your manticore plush before you do.
>As you both go down the stairs, you follow your dad into the living room, the room oddly dark.
>The lights flash on, multiple voices yelling.
>“SURPRISE!”
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>>28325962
>Your heart pounds as you jump up a little, looking around the see the source of the voices.
>You see the entire crew of your mother’s ship, all of them smiling at you.
>“Happy 11th birthday, Hunter!” your mother says, the Changeling holding your baby sister.
>A big smile forms on your face as you look at each of the crew as they say happy birthday to you, some presents around the room.
>The first is your aunt Cobalt, a happy and cheerful Batpony who always had candy with her and kept her mane in a braid. She was the youngest and always made time to play with you, spending almost all of her time with you or your mom and dad.
>Next was Mich, one of your uncles and a Changeling like you. He was slightly smaller then your father and other uncle, but just as nice. You can remember that he took care of a rifle he had very often.
>Surge went after, being one of the crew you don’t remember too well. What you do remember is that he was generally friendly unicorn with a dead eye under the hair that covered it, being able to do amazing magic spells that were super strong.
>Charon, the Zebra doctor, smiled happily at you as she said happy birthday. She lived close by in the same colony as your family now, being the family doctor after your parents retired. She helped educate you before you started to go to a real school..
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God damn limits

>>28325969
>Sky and his marefriend Cerb were next, Sky being the Griffon engineer of the ship. He had a few scars from working with your mother, his Unicorn marefriend seeming not to care one bit for them. From what you remember she was the captain of another ship.
>Lastly your uncle Chaos and aunt Fixer spoke, your uncle looking exactly like your dad in almost everyway, except he was much more rough and rowdy Earthpony who knew a lot about explosives. And your aunt was a very small Pegasus with a robotic forehoof that was a master at making things. Her height making her only an inch taller then you, she always wore this odd red collar.
>“Told you that we would scare the crap outta him.” Your aunt Fixer says.
>“Watch the words you.” Your uncle Chaos shoots back.
>“Come on, I didn’t swear.”
>Your aunt Cobalt giggles, smiling at you. “We didn’t scare you too bad right Hunter?”
>“I’d say not, but I bet the smile is for the presents.” Your uncle Mich says.
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S06E12 - Fault In Our Cutie Marks ; September 10
An enthousiastic young griffin asks the Crusaders to help her get her evry own Cutie Mark; the Crusaders encounter a seemingly impossible problem.
S06E20 - Viva Las Pegasus ; September 17
The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane’s.
S06E21 - Every Little Thing She Does ; September 24
Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.
S06E22 - PPOV
Twilight must find the truth after Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie have three different versions of events from their boat trip and are upset with each other.
S06E23 - Where the Apple Lies
When Apple Bloom tells a white lie to cover up a mistake, Applejack shares the story of how she came to value honesty after telling a series of lies that almost destroyed the farm and landed the whole Apple family in the hospital.
S06E24 - Top Bolt
(map quest episode, involves Twilight)
S06E25 & 26 - To Where and Back Again ; written by Josh Haber

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It's almost time for pony.

>>28325914
You're late than ever.

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Deploy daughteru.

>>28325821
>Boop the pone
>Do a 360° turn and run

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>>28325834
>360 and run
>360

Anon...

>>28325740
;-;7

>>28325740
Stop sucking cock, f-fag. You-You look gay with all those cocks in your mouth!

>>28325778
Y-you too

>>28325560
>What is Past Sins?
It's shit.

>>28325197
I have depression
I've had it for about 7 years
Then I get sent to shrinks and therapists and mental institutions because my mom fears for me
I put on a mask of a smile
She leaves me alone
I feel alone yet having people around me makes my blood boil because those people are fake and disgusting human beings
I'm a hypocrite for hating others for wearing a mask
I don't really care anymore
Joining the military next year because I would rot away without a significant purpose
One year left of private school to get a diploma
Mom sends me away because she can't handle how fake my smile and laugh look and sound
I can hear her cry at night
I get a job and try to give her money
I don't need money
Couldn't care less where I end up
She refuses
She tells me to take up a hobby
I buy a tv and an Xbox
I throw it away within the week
I buy a lizard
It just runs around the house
I just sit on the couch listening to random assortments of music
I get bored and wander
Sometimes for an entire day
I might even get lost
Everything just seems colorless
I just see life and feel bored
Like a child looking at chemical structure diagrams
buy a book
Finish it that day
Buy a game
Never open it
Feel lonely
The world seems colorless
Except for the clouds
I could look at them forever
Free from this world
Clouds just move along
Carefree and moving wherever they please

>>28325197
You can't heal a lifetime of bullshit with some kind words from anonymous users on the net.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW_YN_2t-e4

>>28325252
Wel I have adhd for my entire life and it made me get some fucking mental illnesses . I had depression and defeated it by being happy .yeah being happy depression is just a thought that just be inside your head. It is stupid to let it take over your head.
And I wrote this thread for people got depressed by others hurting them or daily shit.
Don't be so weak. Of course life isn't that fun but at least worth to try

>>28287299
Before or after the destruction of the house?

>>28287333
DURING
And also while you're recovering in hospital for a broken penis shaft.

>"D-did I do that?"

>>28287299
Actually i think she'd be more suited to a petting zoo.

>>28325084
>This is coming from a Dashfag
opinion discarded

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>>28325084
I am Pinkie fag and I tell you
Go fuck yourself, we don't need no internet defense force.
We don't even defend Ponk ever because we already know she is best pone no matter what other fags say, ever. It never mattered, it never will.

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>>28325084
This is true
Who couldn't like Prenka Plumb?

>>28324808
why don't you think of an original prompt for once faggot

>>28324825
To be fair it is pretty "original"

>>28324808
You could have at least picked a decent pony

>>28324526
Death

>>28324526
The Elements. They beat everything
>>28324552
That doesn't exist in Equestria

>>28324585
>They beat everything
I think your under-estimating the NO WEAKNESS

Just as it should be
Remember kids, you gotta work in shitty jobs that GIVE MONEY, working on a job you like will only end with you not being able to pay the bills and then you kill yourself or simply die on the inside and live a miserable life eating from trash cans.

>>28324428
/Life

>>28324405
>supervisor wage is half of entry position here
>Vancouver house prices are 1/5th of here
They have nothing to complain about.

>>28324268
ask her if she would fuck you

>drinking with you sister
>call her normie
What are you? Some kind of betacuckohomomale

>>28324275
This.
And if she says yes, remember that /mlp/'got you laid tonight

>>28324115
>Non-sexual way
Faggot

>>28324115
>non-sexual way
You get what you deserve, faggot.

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>>28324115
>Stop call me a faggot
>Stop call me
>call me
Anon, you made a mistake.

First

>>28323822
NICE MEME

bump let's jam

>>28323586
open a window

>>28323586
I'd rather have Sunset tutor me...

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>>28323601
don't waste your money, anon