Oh shit, she has locked onto you!

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Deploy daughteru.

>>28325821
>Boop the pone
>Do a 360° turn and run

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>>28325834
>360 and run
>360

Anon...

>>28325852
>Being that new

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>>28325834
I believe you mean 180 degrees.

>>28325857
Wasn't the post you're referring to go along the lines of "180 and moonwalk backwards"?

>>28325859
>Running away in the line of sight from the pony locked on to you instead of running past her
holy shit, you're stupid.

>>28325978
do i smell damage control

>>28325821
>boop

>>28325859
It's a meme you dip

>>28325821
Drop flares and engage afterburners.
>>28325859
Its a very old meme, friend. I thought the same thing when I first heard it to.

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>>28325821
Deploying countermeasures

So many newshits its depressing.

>>28325821
If possible throw a book at her.
Otherwise avoid eye contact while slowly walking backwards and repeat "If you touch me I will scream."

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>>28325821
EVADE EVADE

>>28326093
Soon there will be none of us left to keep old memes alive.

>>28326408
Naw, don't worry. Newfags will learn pretty quick. I'm decently new but I try to learn as much culture as I can and try to keep traditions alive.

>>28326093
I don't understand the Twilight locking on meme

>>28325834

So you're planning to run her over, or run backwards?

*dies*

>>28326469
I would tell you what he's talking about, but that would be against the rules

>>28326317

1000 hours in ms. paint.

Approved.

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>>28325821

IM BLOCKING DUDE

IM PRESSING BUTTONS

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>>28325852
Wow, a real shitposting newfag!

>>28328746
nice shitpost

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>>28325824

>>28326317
https://derpiboo.ru/1210357

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>>28325821
> I've got you in my sights Anon!
>Target locked.

It's hiiiiiiiigh noon Sparkle.

>>28325821
Well it's a good thing I'm below her, I can strike her where she's vulnerble

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>>28325821
Sliiiide to the left.

>>28325852
NEWFAG ALERT

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>>28328979
What the fuck

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>>28328979
> The being has opened fire!

> Shields up, Mr Worf. Go to red alert!

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>>28325821
ALL HANDS, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!

>>28329021
The fact you haven't seen this is why it's so easy to troll.
>>28325860

>>28325821
>start fapping until i cum ll over her face maybe she will regret it

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>>28325821
Do a barrel roll. By which I mean roll her over and subdue her by rubbing her barrel.

>>28325852
>>28325859
>>28327771
I'm angry.
Angry about newfags.