What is their secret sexual fetish?
Saddle-riding.
>>28344902
river dancing
>>28344902no hooves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie13dbqydTs
>be damaged Anon
>leave the house after mom tells me not to forget I have homework
>tell her I won't forget
>she'll be surprised when she sees it's still not done and I tell her I didn't forget
>I'll be staying out past curfew again
>going around town causing mayhem like usual
>super gluing quarters to the sidewalk and watching people try to pick them up
>yelling HONKA HONKA at nearby birds
>sticking gum onto handrails
>go to McDonalds
>ask for a water cup and fill it with soda instead
>throw away the fries I ordered but didn't eat
>you can't fix this
>while walking through the crosswalk you take longer than usual to cross
>the signal says stop so you stop in the middle of the road like an absolute madman
>giggling at the chaos you're causing amongst the honks and swears of angry motorists you don't notice the oncoming car heading toward you
>the signal says go so you start walking again
>all you hear is a loud thud and suddenly you're on the ground
>the driver jumps out of the car in panic and rushed toward you
>they weren't going but 10 miles an hour
>they cradle you in their arms and sob, asking you if you're ok, begging for you to be okay
>you hack and cough and whisper to them in a hoarse voice
>"I'm not ok, I'm DAMAGED."
>you pass out
>when you wake up you see you're nowhere near the hospital, or home, or anyplace else you recognize
>you get up, dust yourself off and look around
>you hear murmuring behind you so you turn around
>what you see is a group of ponies staring up at you
>some of them with their mouth hanging open in shock at the sight of you
>some of them with confused looks on their faces
>they look so colorful
>so innocent
>they're perfect
>you smile
>it's time to cause some damage
How are you gonna make mom freak, /mlp/?
Can someone explain this shit? Preferably in Australian
what the fuck is this
>>28344907
This is Sparta
I'm looking for fap stories about the equastria girls. What's the best resource? I only find tons of fanfics that contain romance and kissing but no sex.
>>28344638
Go to the nst and there is a few in Gritsaws pastebin in the Sunset thread, and the Fingerbang general usually always has one in production
Look through generals, people write some good green in them.
>>28344638
>What's the best resource
You're already there anon, you just need to check the threads.
Dude, 4Chan memes and shiposts are waaaay funnier when baked. Why didn't anyone tell me sooner that this place needed medication prior to viewing.
Also; Treehugger thread.
>>28309525
Did you post a thumbnail on purpose or are you like, so, like, epicly, baked, my main meme
>>28309549
Shitposting from a shit phone is hard work.
>>28309525
Weed destroys brain cells.
>All the generals are about extreme fetishes
>Simply want to read green about consensual gentle pony on pony fucking and other vanilla topics
What do? Does /mlp/ not care about gently caressing their waifu's with their penis?
>>28344550
Nope. Most on here are a bunch of freaks. One of Gritsaws Sunset stories is about sweet, consensual sex with her in her Daydream form.
The only stories I've read with passionate sex are gay or Rule63'd gay.
But I know a couple stories from Technology Isn't Magic are lewd with no fetish shit, but the ponies involved are OCs, basically.
Don't know what to tell you, bud.
>>28344550
>>All the generals are about extreme fetishes
>>Simply want to read green about consensual gentle pony on pony fucking and other vanilla topics
You obviously don't read much green.
Have you ever thought of maybe clicking on a general that isn't about sex? Those usually have a lot of sex. For example, Flutterbully has shit tons of rape in it, yet you wouldn't expect that from the OP and the small amount of posters.
The thread dedicated to sex are the ones that usually fuck everything up, but you can always find lewd greens everywhere.
registration
>>28344389
Idc. They make more porn and content so that's good. Anyone helping to make this fandom bigger is good
Shto?
>>28344389
We don't know what they do but they do a lot.
They also have a lot of printed fanfics.
They even have some that haven't been printed in English yet...
What is horse name?
>>28344270
shitty oc
>>28344285
No OC
Horse from cartoon
>>28344270
Angry Mangy
Ball Fondler
Furiosa
Champ Guard
LOOOOOOSEEEEEEER
Blue Betty
Super Catcher
Thats all I got
Because /THG/ just isn't as groovy edition.
ITT: Treepost, Hugpost, Shitpost, and pray for writefag to continue.
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/uyTUxfg0
DUDE
>>28344137CRYSTALS
>>28344130
>"What's gooooood OP?"
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
You are sent to Equestria and bestowed with one superpower.
What happens next is up to you.
>>28343876
Cryokinetic Regeneration. Sounds useless.
>>28343876
I become the only person on the weather team that doesn't fly.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Communication
>Belief Inducement
>The power tomanipulate others by making them believe in something.Sub-power ofBelief Manipulation
>The user can force others to make them believe whatever they want them to believe (for example, they may make someone else believe that they are in love with the user).
heh
heehe
HEH
HAHA
HAHAHA
Please post cute ponies in hoodies. I need it. For science.
>>28343864
Sorry Anon, I only have blue horses. I hope you like them anyway, they're cute too.
>>28343899
>>28343901
>tfw you realise these qt slav pones would've died in the holocaust
>>28343860
>implying that they're slavs
I thought they were supposed to be Finnish, because isn't Finland famous for their spas?
>>28343860
I don't think there were any slav ponies beside the spoon fetishist and her father. Western media doesn't really like them beside the occasional wacky ruskie drunk or mafioso.
>>28343865
Maybe Island did I spell it right you know where karl came from. In simpsons
Im scared to watch it /mlp/
I have seen bad tabletop episodes before and i have seen bad mlp episodes but im not sure i can handle the possibility of one of the most important things in my life getting butchered by one of my favourite television shows.
>>28343731
Just do it pussy
>>28343731
Was actually not bad. I'm sure any hard core dnder could find fault but for table meets larp. It was decent
Fine i will watch it but if its shit im telling tumblr you guys gave me ptsd.
Anyone got bigger version of this pic? I saw it on /b/ today, but the thread got deleted before I could enhance the pic rip
>>28343715
>download pic
>Google images
>reverse search
>???
>PROFIT
>>28343722
Didn't work for me, you obviously didn't try either.
btw Checked
>>28343715
Faggot.
I want to giggity her gishmoigen
>"Didya bring th' rope?"
"Yeah, yeah; got it right here."
>"Alright now. Y'all ready?"
>You nod in affirmation with a slight smirk.
>"Come tie this mare up!"
>Held up above the ground, Applejack is tied in place, looking up at you, straddling over her bare.
>"When ah give the signal, start. One tap to keep going, two or more to stop, alright?"
"Sure thing, AJ."
>"And I meant what I said. Give it your all!"
>You move forward to lower yourself down on her face to be greeted with the surface of her tongue against the length of your shaft whilst your balls relax on top of her muzzle.
>Once she feels your good enough to get going, she gives you the signal.
>You step back just a few inches above her head and lean forward as Applejack's maw opens up, ready for today's session.
>She takes in your entire length.
>Once you reach the back of her throat, she sucks in all the air she can to squeeze you tightly against the walls of her throat, coaxing you ever closer.
>Your goal was to resist as long as possible.
>A single tap to your leg affirms for you to pick up the pace.
>Her throat loosens up as you proceed to pull out, only to ram it back in.
>You decide to start things off slowly today.
>You kinda hurt her vocal chords the last time and she'd been embarassed around her friends for the past week.
>However, this doesn't stop her from pulling you in herself to meet at a faster pace.
>She's reached around your legs and is pulling you in closer so she could keep you in for longer.
>Giving in to demand, you crouch down a little more, pressing yourself further in to Applejack's face.
>She pulls you in and out harder and faster, urging you on more with a rough tap on the side.
>It's not long before you are going at her throat like a jack-hammer and the showing signs of her beginning to foam up are becoming apparent.
>With what little space there is that you're not filling up, drool and bubbles begin cascading down her face, passing her eyes and sticking to her hair.
>One thing you came to learn over time was that despite their ability to eat almost anything edible with little complications on the way down, ponies still had a gag reflex.
>AJ's been getting you to train her's in the best way possible.
>Eventually, you can feel her energy waning - but you know not to stop; she can take it.
>Before she can pass out you feel a torrent of liquid rushing up and forcefully ejecting between the gaps your dick had been filling up and forcing her awake.
>Quickly, you feel the two taps against the side as she lets go of you.
>You pull at as she spits up more of the sickly liquid along with copious amounts of her foaming saliva.
>She pants, desperately, as she works to get it all out of her system.
>"Hah... hah... con... consarnit! A-Again!"
>You grab a napkin from the stand next to you, offering to wipe off the mess, only have it swatted aside.
>"Ah said 'again'!"
>You can tell she's being worked up, so you move back to kneel down and gently rub just behind her ear, where you know she likes it.
>It takes a moment, but she's calming down.
>"Alright, alright."
>Her voice, once more, sounded coarse.
>Picking up the napkin she'd swatted aside, you work on cleaning up her face and whatever strands of nasty were still clinging on to her.
>Most of it had gotten to the floor, but the stuff clings to her coat nonetheless, making it a chore to do right.
>Once you get a good amount of her clean, you plant a kiss firmly against her neck, teasing out a moan of pleasure from the mare.
"You ready?"
>"Yeah."
"Here we go."
>The two of you leave the barn, done with today's session just as the sun was beginning to set.
>"Alright. Ah'm gonna go see to gettin' this sorted back home."
>Her voice, still rough, showed that her throat needed some time to recover.
>"Wanna come with? Granny's makin' soup."
"Sure thing, AJ."
>"Everythin' put away?"
"Yep."
>"Good. Now let's get goin'."
>Little did the two know that a familliar trio of fillies watched them come out of the barn.
>What will happen next?
>Find out next time on 'In Too Deep'!
What do you think of Discord? I mean his power level. Does he have limited power? Why can we transform his body and summon/create objects with his will, but can't keep six gems from six mares? Is he all-powerful, but just doesn't care and only ever did anything for his amusment? Did Tirek really beat him? Is his friendship true?
>>28343604
>power level
>OVER 9000
He's gay
>>28343629
>gay
He's chaos incarnate, dude. Anything with a hole is good, whether it's mares, stallions, dragons or rocks it doesn't matter.