Berry punch thread! Also, I'm drinking with my normie sister.

>>28324268
ask her if she would fuck you

>drinking with you sister
>call her normie
What are you? Some kind of betacuckohomomale

>>28324275
This.
And if she says yes, remember that /mlp/'got you laid tonight

She likes MLP, if yes, who's her's favorite pone?

>>28324275
"I'm not a horse. Not his type. Irrelevant question."

>>28324277
No, she's just a normie. She doesn't want to have a horse cock in her ass.

>>28324283
My cousin tried to fuck me once. I went home after it got too weird.

>no one posting qt berry punch pics

>>28324268
Ask her how it feels to know that her human pussy will always be inferior to horse pussy.

>>28324309
I have a pretty autistic one,
>how's feels be a woman?
I have transfer fetish, I'm not gay

>>28324309
So don't pussy out this time

>>28324306
"Lotus blossom"
Wtf? That was a surprise.
>me 'would you fuck her?'
Yes. We'd make magic lotus baby's

>>28324313
*she laughs* "I've accepted this long ago"

>>28324331
"Hey there toki wartooth. Do you has diabetus? Slips in and out of diabetics coma?"
"But for real: it's great. I spend 1 fourth of my life bleeding and wondering if I'm pregnant for the other three fourths."

>>28324340
No thanks. Wincest is only hot between twilight and her brother. Irl Wincest is weird.

>>28324268

only posing the question this way since you labeled her as such; what is her least normie attribute? (hanging out with you does not count)

>>28324365
What are all the things shes shoved up her holes?

>>28324365
If it was weird, it wouldn't have the word win in it

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>>28324365
Ask why is her replying to questions from neckbeards in a pony board

>>28324377
I mean... in my opinion she's a total normie... she spouts shit Facebook meme like YASSSSSS all the time.... but here's her input "I like cats so I mean normie all dai."

>>28324380
Uncircumcised Latino penis. Fuck you. It had freckles.

>>28324381
I know the meme faggot. I've been on 4chan since 2009. I-i wasnt under age I swear

>>28324404
Irrelevant. I'm not a neck beard. I'm 165lbs and 11% body fat. Good bt pic though.

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>>28324410
>Irrelevant
Just what I thought, OP making shit up.

>>28324410

>"I've been on 4chan since XXXX"

newfag detected

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>>28324268
>pony drank
What's her favorite episode and why? (if she watches enough to remember)

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>>28324418
That's fine. My on right. Sis middle. Friend left.

>>28324421
"Apple pony has a spur fetish" if you Aren't new you will know what im Referencing.

>>28324410
Would she with another girl?

>>28324451
Would she bang the guy on the left?

>>28324451
Shes pretty cute. Good cheekbones.
What do you all do for a living? And what y'all drinking?

>>28324450
>best episode and why
"The one where they figure out zecora isn't a shit."

>>28324468
>fug another grill?
"No uncircumcised freckle dick, no holes."
I guess she'd a trap that meets those specks. I'll ask.
"Uhhh...yes I only have that one requirement"

>>28324504
"Ehhh I'd rather fuck my brother while our cousin tries to fuck him .... again."

>>28324538
She's a teacher. The rest of us are in college.

>>28324451
Is she wearing a Christmas sweater

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Maybe I'm just too protective of mine, but you showing off your sister to strangers on the web (4chan no less) is rubbing me in all the wrong ways.

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>>28324451
>Posting your pic on 4chan
Why would you do this?
This is either fake or you are all attention whores.

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>>28324582
>The one where they figure out zecora isn't a shit
This episode has yet to happen though

>>28324619
back to /pol/.png

>>28324588
It's a ""meme"" Christmas sweater

>>28324590
She said to do it.

>>28324603
Even the archives delete the photos after 1.5 years.

I'm lucky. If my sis was a horse I'd fuck her.

>>28324590
>>28324603

look out everybody here comes the fun police, shut everything down.

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>>28324612
Man if I would have known I would live to see this scene turned into a gif.
>>28324268
What is the reason you all are alive, as in what gets you out of bed in the morning?

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>>28324638
And that's fine, I'm just saying, the thought of the thirsty neckbeards here possibly wanking to my sisters makes my blood boil.

>>28324645
Yeah fuck straight out of here, I didn't tell him to stop.
I just feel the need to say that seeing as how I'm someone else feels that way.

>>28324692
Dumb Zephyr poster

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>>28324647
Me: I do it for my waifu. She would be sad if I'd died. "I don't want to do nothing."

>>28324692
We are Way to drunk to drunk to understand you. Only way I'd fuck my sister is if she had a horse pussy.

Anyone else a pathetic drug addict or alcoholic? I've drank a half gallon of vodka, taken 2000mg of somas, and three bars of xanax daily for the last week.
Anyone got any tips on dealing with the post drunkenness depression induced by booze?

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>>28324792
Sister- "Why did you take somas?? That shis is stupid. Don't take bars~ fool." Yeah. For real
Digging the hole deeper won't help with anything. Just meet more crazy horse fuckers like I did.

>>28324751
Well, somebody better fuck something by the end of this goddammit

>>28324792
Eat 100$ worth of eggs every morning

>>28324792

don't drink more as a solution for dealing with the shitty feeling of hangovers and depression. chill out, go for a walk, just allow yourself to think. also, try to avoid people who enable the addictive behavior, this can often be the hardest part. realize that its never too late to change what your doing and how you think and feel.

>>28324818
I'll depressededly fuck my right hand to picks of dash.
"I mean, he's not bad looking, but we are related. That's fucked up you weird fuckcer."

>>28324829
Fuk you.

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>>28324792
I go to college full time but still drink like a sailor. I am forced to stop ocasionally because I like to work out and feel like I have a substantial amount of strength as well. Basically drinking conflicts sometimes with my life but I have gotten to the point that I can function perfectly and get my shit done while drunk even. It's just another incorperative aspect of life for me, I don't let it stop me. Just remember you must have the ambition and the will to grab life by the balls and work as hard as you play essentially. experience as much as possible and live man, don't let something you like too much ruin you, if anything do what I did and say fuck it I can do both

>>28324268
Craziest thing you've ever done? All of you

>>28324860
>I'll depressededly fuck my right hand to picks of dash
Well, that's something I guess...
>That's fucked up you weird fuckcer.
We've moved on from the topic of you two fucking. Pay attention and stop obsessing over your brother's non-freckled dick, you drunk skank.

>>28324860
>He's not bad looking
>>28324612

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>>28324309
>My cousin tried to fuck me once. I went home after it got too weird.
>I went home after it got too weird.
>after it got too weird.
>too weird.
>too

>>28324878
I had my girlfriend piss on me. That or I've made out. With a guy.

">>28324863
Yoi, we are all wayyy to drunk to.rwad that. But chears.

>>28324878
I made out with a dude. Sis- "something somethe ing im a normimie"

>>28324947
I mean... if she had rainbow dash face... but my sis isn't even rainbow dash.

We may pass out soon. I'll dream of my waifu and that's it. why isn't she real

>>28324863
I'm in med school full time and drink half a gallon of karkov a day. The worst thing thing is memory, I was so fucked up in a behavioral statistics class a few days ago, I forgot what a dependent variable was. Booze really is just a disintegrative acid to you brain man

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>>28325031
>Rainbow Dash
I should have known

>>28324836
Hair of the dog is hands down the best hangover remedy though

>>28325031
>The bisexual, piss fetish, drunkard's waifu is Dash
This doesn't surprise me

>>28324816
Somas are great. All the horsefuckers ive met are boring as fuck

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>facebook filename
>cancer ama /soc/ shit

>>28325078
>Implying we aren't desperate for any traffic
Oh you deluded fool.

>>28325078
dough boy ruined this board

>>28325061
Don't get me wrong I'm fully aware of the effects on your health and mental activity. I'm just saying that if you're gonna do it then do it and be productive
>>28325031
No judgment man, sometimes pissing can turn you on. On a side note, you're pretty normie yourself for not wanting to bang your obviously hot sister

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>>28325106
Forgot pic of miss cute drunk

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>>28325094
But he paid with his life.
So it is fair.

To be straight... if my sister was a pony I'd fuck her. If I was a pony, I already agreed to let my friend fuck me. He'd do the same. But she's not, I'm not, and so, we post on 4chan and buy bad dragon toys.

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>>28325199
what the fuck

>>28325235
Shut up you faggot, now here comes the part where it gets interesting.
>>28325199
What would you do to be able to fuck pony?

>>28325199
Pics of toys pls

>>28325199
>so, we post on 4chan and buy bad dragon toys.
Damn I wish my sister was a horsefucker...

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>>28325199
>if my sister was a pony I'd fuck her. If I was a pony, I already agreed to let my friend fuck me. He'd do the same.
ooooooook

>>28325345
Not mine, mine is an absolute cuntbag

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>>28325199
Why don't you just pretend she's a pony and fuck her anyway? What are you, gay? I bet that rp would be fucking top notch man...

>>28325764
>he wouldn't let his home boys from 4chan use his horse pussy like a cock sleeve
You call yourself an anon? You disgust me, get the fuck out.

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>>28326031
this one is better nigger

>>28324647
Kek