She would be the perfect housewife

>>28287299
Before or after the destruction of the house?

>>28287333
DURING
And also while you're recovering in hospital for a broken penis shaft.

>"D-did I do that?"

>>28287299
Actually i think she'd be more suited to a petting zoo.

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Can we post cute derps?

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>"You mean we have to pay bills every month?"
>"Oh Anon I had the worst day at work today. Can I tell you about it?"
>"You mean we have to pay bills every month?"
>"I love you so much Anon"
>"Oh I-I'm so sorry Anon. You're not going to yell at me are you?"
>"I thought I'd surprise you with breakfast in bed. But, um, it's a little burnt"
>"You want to take me someplace fancy? You mean like the muffin store?"
>"I know it's going to be a good day today because I get to wake up next to you!"

>>28287299
>build a robust home insurance plan
>cash in every couple of weeks

>>28287299

>No depth perception
>Klutz
>Major baggage (daughter by another father)
Yeah. Perfect.
Cuck.

>>28287365
the best

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>>28287365

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>>28287605
>Still thinking Dinky is Derpys daughter and not her sister

Either way, the dudes out of the picture and you'd have two cuties to cuddle with

>>28287605
Being a stepfather isn't adultery so it isn't cuckery, retard.

If anything the previous father is getting cucked.

>>28287605
Dinky was a mistake.

>>28287365
Meh

>>28289167
>If anything the previous father is getting cucked.
>Taking care of another man's child
>Somehow he is getting cucked
lol, butthurt stepfather detected.

>>28289257

What if we fuck that man child?

Dinky is cute enough to fuck

>>28289279

>jailed for statutory

>>28287299
but she's retarded

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>>28289257
>Can't even tell the difference between your wife's child and your stepchild

If you're going to be a meming fuckstick, at least learn what the meme you're spouting even means.

She may be a klutz, but tell me what other pony would be as loving, compassionate, huggable, genuine, and work as hard as she would just to make you happy? Not many, I can tell you that much.

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>>28287365
This just proves my point

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>not using some of the oldest dinky lore as headcanon

>>28291882

Good storytelling set to shit art, 10/10.

>>28291882
is there any fanfiction of this?

>>28291867
Well, this got rather dark...

>>28287299
>not brownie bun

>>28291867
SPOILER THOSE FEELS. D:

>>28291882
This is freaking precious. Needs to be redone by a better artist. Commission time?

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>>28293249
4 U

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>>28293846

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>>28293809
>>28293846
>>28293859
>>28293893
I'm not a fan of Derpy being a mom but...

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was a good day

I want to rape derpy in front of dinky

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>>28294460
f-fuck

>>28294177
I want to rape dinky in front of derpy

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>>28294507
S-Stop...

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Reminder

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>>28294617

>>28294821
>and that day, no changeling went hungry

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It makes me happy to know she's got someone as amazing as she is.

>>28287299
Can I get a picture of Derpy drunk on wine

I

>>28287299
*horsewife

Bump this page till we get a writefag like last time

>>28287299
Ehhh. I think I'd just stay on the boyfriend and girlfriend with a kid level so I don't have to take care of the kid.

>>28297612
Filthy zebra mentality

>>28298110
Or inbred murrkan, which is even worse.

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>>28287365

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>>28291882
10/10 i cried

>>28298110
Its not my kid, not my responsibility.
I have absolutely nothing to gain from raising a kid that doesn't share my DNA. There's a reason animals kill the young when they mate with a female who already has kids.

>>28294892
Everything about this is good... Except for the face, the face is literal shit.

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>>28298203
Pig face

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>>28300445

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I want her to accidentally drop an extremely heavy package right on my foot as I come home but it's okay because I know she's a clutz and I love her

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In case anyone here is still waiting for me to finish up my Derpy story:
I plan to do it; unfortunately I did not have the motivation and inspiration to write recently.
At the very latest I will finish it up in October when I will likely be sitting around on campus with spare time.
Be ready for Caretaker: Hurt and Confused

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>>28301186
I was hoping it wasn't dead, the good stories always die before they're finished.

>>28287364
Is that a derps guardsman?

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>>28301186
hey. i really like your story even if derps is a little more disabled than I would like.

I'm probably a few updates behind as well.
Pastebin?

>>28294916
best horse

>>28287299
stop right there bro. that's a horse and a cartoon. that wold never happen.

>>28302004
Here you go:
http://pastebin.com/GUSgXr1m
http://pastebin.com/XcvLmreh
http://pastebin.com/niP8C82C

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>>28302987
You can't understand our love

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>>28303339
thankye

>>28294714
I think I like this picture the best. It's 2cute

>>28300816
ANTHRO

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>>28291882
I love it

>>28287338
>broken penis shaft
don't ever joke about that, mine has PTSD

>>28293996
no one has been that wrong since the guy stating that there will be virtually no porn of mlp
I wonder if it was the same guy?

>>28291882
>tfw MLB introduced me to ponies
I remember when there were only 80 pages on that site.

>>28298198

>ayy not my DNA, not my problem becuz animulz

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Lewdest pony

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>scrolling through ~1000 images to find a specific one.

>keep finding others i feel i need to post

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>>28310872
I remember being very little, and being told my aunt and uncle had 'went on a trip'.

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old and crude, but apt.

>>28310891
Oh god my heart

It felt nothing

I literally have nothing to feel for bubbles

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>only took me and hour and 20 minutes to find.

>>28310957
>Google DERPY shoving it inside sun hoers

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>>28310970
damn it. that would have been much easier.

>>28310998
>perverts always win bro
>also not true for miles
>watyagonnado?

>>28298198
>I'm an intelligent science man
You're a nigger

Where is the other writefag?

>"Hey, Anon, do we have to pay the bills every month?
>You are Anonymous
>You somehow managed to end up in magic horseland
>But after a few years of staying here, you end up getting a stable job, a house and a waifu
>Her name's Derpy, she's got weird eyes but hell she's cute as fuck
>And now a short flashback on how you met your waifu
>Begin cliche flashback sound
>It all started when you finished your job at Sweet Apple Acres, the sun going down in the horizon, so your boss, appuljack, decides to pay you your sweet daily wage, she knows where you're wasting this tonight
>Pulling all those heavy, apple-filled carts always made you hungry and after a long day of work, you and Bro Mac always reward yourselves with cold, strong cider
>The stallion can't talk more than one word but he's a bro the heart
>The moon's now above the clouds and the sky now azure, making your long, exhausting journey from the farm to the bar
>You both arrive at the local bar with beaming smiles and aching muscles
>Openning the door, the first thing to come to view is the pegasus mare with blonde mane and gray coat sitting at the edge of the counter drinking, alone...
>The bartender with the fancy mustache happily looks at both of you with a grin and says
>"Well, if it isn't my two best paying customers, ye both want the usual?
>"EEYUP!" Bro mac retorts faster than Rainbow cunt can fly
"YOU KNOW IT!" you proclaim to the bartender but not as fast as your Bro
>You both gallop at unatural speeds, leaving dust and dirt floating in your path, reaching the chairs in front of the bartender even before he could get two glasses
>"Eager as always, Eh boys! I like it" the bartender whose mustache now ruined because of your gale-inducing speeds
>The bartender turns back to get your drinks, Bro Mac's tongue is out of it's confinement and is panting like a dog whilst waiting for his favourite drink

>>28311703
>You crane your neck to just take a peek at that mare
>Giving you the usual, he notices you staring at the mare and not enjoying your drink
>"Ye know 'er?" he asks while fixing his fabulous mustache
"Uhhh..." your eyes dash from one side to another, finding ways to avert his attention from you
>You notice that there's only three customers here, you, Bro Mac and the mare
"...Slow business today?" is all you can come up with, you hope it does the trick
>He quizically looks at you for a moment then raises a bow
>"That darn hippie looking club outside has been stealing my customers lately!" he raises a hoof as he swears at the club
>"Oh I almost forgot! here's yer drink guys, I'll just go get something from the back, be back in a couple of minutes and don't forget to pay me" he says as he gives you the sweet nectar of the Gods, he trots to the storage room, leaving you, Mac and the mare behind
>Reaching out for his drink, Bro Mac shouts "EEYYUPPP!"
>He hastily grabs his glass and starts drinking it's delightful content
>You do the same, you start at sipping the drink then end up swallowing, no homo
>In just seconds you finish the glass and not so gently place it down the counter
>The bartender returns with more beer in his saddlebag
>"Ye done already?" eyes agape and mouth wide open, he asks
>"EEYUP!" Bro Mac replies "Got more, pardner?"
>Bro Mac raises his glass at pleads at the bartender
>"I got more if you guys have bits"
>Both of you turn your necks to look at each other, you both smirk and simultaneously raise a pack of bits
>He gladly refills the glasses as you grab some bits to pay him
>This is going to be a fun night

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>>28310872
>>28310908

>>28287299
Originally I didn't like her but...
After reading this thread
Derpy Pony = Best Pony

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Guys, I'm going to lose my virginity Saturday. I feel somewhat guilty for betraying my waifu.

Am I unworthy of her love?

>>28312639
Fuck off you faggot, how dare you post that image here.

>>28312639
I hate these pictures so much. What kind of autistic edgelord would do that to their waifu?

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>>28312775
>>28312829
Gotcha senpais

Why is derpy so cute

I just wanna cuddle the life out of her

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>>28300816
Trying to dislike this.
Failing.

>>28313280
I would marry a derp pone

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>>28294617
Reminder

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>>28315224

>>28294617
UUUU

>>28311703
Which one?

>>28300816
I don't care if this is anthro
I'd fuck her
And hard

No, i dont want a wife with down syndrome

>>28309191
>>28311580
Isn't everyone on 4chan alt-right? What's with the altruistic attitude of taking care of someone else's child all of a sudden?
Seems kinda out of character for the "work harder you worthless bum or die on the side of the street, no handouts for you" crowd.

>>28316651
/mlpol/ doesn't exist. Alteast not anymore.

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>>28316651
I'd say while the alt right is certainly strong on 4chan, they're still a minority.
It's just that at least in my perception they're often the ones who bring up political topics in a non-political thread.

bamp

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>>28287338
>"D-did I do that?"
Urkel?

>>28287605
Not if I input my dna into my new daughter and make her my own

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>>28291882
Damn my heart

>>28319746
>>28312639

verdammt noch mal ...

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Best derp
Best pone

>>28319746
>>28312639
duplicate files everywhere

>>28287299
Man what a dumb horse.
Just look at her face it has to be the least cute I've ever seen.

>>28320305
Some things deserve to be posted twice.

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I want Derpy to be my roommate.

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>>28316651
A lot of people I've noticed on mlp and a few other boards like to pretend to be this harsh character but deep down there is a lot of good in some anons. I for one can't stop myself from falling in love with derpy and her kid. Even if it isn't my own. I mean I could always have my own kid with her or simply be unable of having any kids in horseland. Besides doesn't the happiness of a little girl mean nothing to you? Just imagine the day she looks up to you and says " I love you daddy".

>>28322742
Oh gee, you still don't know how to put right your socks, do you Derps?

>>28323769
Bro
It hurts
Why you do dis?
Dis is why we can't have nice things

>>28323769
She'll never love you like her real dad you cuck.

>Wanting to bang someone literally mentally retarded.
Holy fucks i'm disapointed in you /mlp/.
I thought you were redpilled.

>>28325590
We were redpilled
To her cuteness

>>28325590
I unironically don't want to fuck her. I want to take care of her so we can be happy together

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Would you?

ПOHЯШКИ PУЛЯT

>>28328078
Gesundheit

>>28328078
>>28328696
Nie, nie możecie napaść na Polskę.