Slumber Party with Rarity

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>>28860474
>"Yo that's pretty whack huh Flash?"
>"Uh, yeah. Whack I guess."
"Finally giving in Flash?"
>He looks to you with a tired expression.
>"Give me a break, I've been dealing with it for 3 weeks now."
"Relax homeskillet, I ain't trying to stop you from 'getting jiggy with it'."
>His eyes dart away as he runs his hand through his hair.
>"Anoon.."
>Rarity is looking to you.
"Huh?"
>"Could you get me something to eat? I'm positively famished. I've been making these dresses all week for the pre-Thanksgiving dance."
"Pre-thanksgiving dance? I haven't heard anything about that."
>"It's a NIGHTMARE! You try coordinating early pilgrimage attire with modern chic fashion. Don't forget the belt buckles as the early settlers seemed to really love their buckles.."
>She says with an upset tone.
"Uh, I'll get some popcorn going.. Hang tight."
>You pull out two trays of Jiffy pop.
>You crank the stoves to high and set them on the burner.
>Holding the metal handles of the jiffy pop you shake them around as they heat up.
>"Darling, whatever is all that racket you're making?"
"It's Jiffy pop!"
>Flash speaks,
>"Jiffy pop?"
"Yeah, I don't have a microwave."
>Rarity speaks.
>"Well, I suppose I've never had this 'Jiffy Pop' stuff before."
"It's pretty good, I've got this cheddar popcorn seasoning that'll make it taste pretty good."
>In another minute the popcorn is done as you season it and serve it to everyone.
>"Oooh, what an interesting flavor!"
>You wonder by 'interesting' did she mean different or awful?

2/3

>>28860488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-O3kYrDPbI
>It seems Twilight and Flash have already gone into the back room.
>Rarity fiddles with her hands in her lap.
>"Well, it's nice that the two of them are working things out."
>You hear loud pleasured moaning from the other room coming from Twilight.
>You smile kind of awkwardly at Rarity, but Rarity returns it with a smile of her own.
"Looks like they're really getting jiggy with it after all."
>Her eyes glance down for a moment before she gets up and walks toward you.
>She sits down sliding into your recliner with you.
"W-what are you doing?"
>She wraps her arms around you hugging you close.
>"Oh darling, please don't make me say it.. I think we both know we've been eyeing each other for the past six months since you arrived at our school."
"Well heh, yeah I guess. Wait you too?"
>She slides her hand against your cheek before pressing her lips against yours.
>You run your hand through her soft silken hair as you feel your tongues collide.
>"Mmm."
>You feel her bosom touch against your chest.
>She pulls away.
>"How was it?"
"Huh?"
>"That was.. My first kiss."
>You laugh.
"You're kidding right?"
>Her expression furrows slightly denoting seriousness.
"Er, I mean yeah it was great! I really liked it."
>"Oh really? I was honestly a bit nervous."
>You run your hand through her hair.
"You did fine, don't worry about it."
>She smiles brightly before hugging you again.
>You and her sit and cuddle together for the rest of the night.
>Eventually you fall asleep in each others arms.

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>>28860474
is this nyx

So what did you guys think of what I wrote?

G-guys?

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>>28860823

Pretty good m8. I thought it was a great story

>>28860564
>being this naive

goo

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>black Rarity

koo

>>28862987
koo for coco puffs, milky milky koo koo

>>28863975
koo

>>28860474
Not bad. Are you planning to continue it?
Also,
>>28860488
>"It's pretty good... Taste pretty good."
I'm nitpicking, but remember to be mindful of how often you use words and phrases.

>>28865024
thanks

>>28862129
>I get triggered by black women
>>>/pol/

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>>28866793
This.

Why can't Rarity be a black girl? Why does she have to be white?

It sounds like more bullshit racism. It's just like how white people get mad when black people get cast in the leading roles such as in the new Star Wars movie.

>>28866905
No, not all white people is like that, most of them are not racist , and there's racist black people too

>>28860474
I can't handle this shit. You're way to good at writing unbearably spergy characters.

>>28860488
>Not using your Jiffy Pop to spook the Navy into calling in a UFO.

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>>28866793
>>28866905
>we're not being invaded by Tumblr, guys!!!

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>>28866905
I was goin to make a strawman for that shit but I think is bait

>>28867261
>he's not racist, he's from tumblr even though I get triggered by black women

>>28860474
>Human
>Nigger
Fucking what.

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>>28867492
>>le pol boogyman is here guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>i need help sucking off all these niggers

>>28860474
what is that thing?
why is that animal wearing human clothing?

>>28860474
Why make Rarity black?

>>28867261
>filename
kek

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>niggity

Well OP, you started a good prompt and you seem to be doing fine. I hope to see more, and I'm sorry that this thread seems to be filling up with stormfags/white-knights

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>>28867862
>>28867876
>>28867915
>Being racist
>In 2016

Are you actually serious right now?

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>>28860474

Why the fuck is she black?

>>28867850
>guise mlp is le great ally of pol
>proud my little pony fan and neo nazi fuck le blacks

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>>28868591
have a (You)

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>>28868591
>current year
>are you kidding me
i think i found him

>>28867261
We could use some Tumblr with all the nonstop shitposting from /pol/ spreading everywhere.

>>28869255

>>28860474
>nigger Rarity
what even, dude? Are you fucking daft?

>>28869255
Both can fuck off. There is place for politics ,and our beloved pony fucking board is not designed for it ,no matter what the delusional /mlpol/ crossposters say.

>>28869797
>I don't like something therefore it must leave

What's it like to be close-minded?

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>>28870457
>I like something , it has to be in everything I like even if it doesn't belong there
>white genes master race
I thank jesus for not having autistic white genes, you guys are cringy and fat, not even a white woman would fuck you

Please explain what's wrong with rarity being black

>>28870946
given that she's a posh, southern belle, literal white pony it's an odd choice for human characterisation

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>>28870925
How much did you have to pay to get someone to write for your illiterate negro ass?

I hope your translator mentions to you my deepest sympathies for you not being able to swim across a small pond without drowning.

>>28870976
I'm not black, and those are some nice arguments , maybe we can talk about this in your wedding with your fat cousin or after your cucking session with Jamal

>>28870970
It's fanart , and it's decently drawn, ponies don't have a specific race and the green doesn't have anything to do with her race, the discussion of the op picture is derailing the thread

>>28871014
not him, but come on
incest and cucking are two entirely unrelated things, at least try to pair the white stereotypes appropriately

>>28871503
most whites are cucks, tyrone's seed on white vag, and rednecks fuck each other, those are white stereotypes

>>28871668
This, don't try to avoid it Bubbah

>>28866905
It's because in the show Said character is pale white and nothing at all with race. That anon probably just got triggered over OP not being acurate.

boo

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>>28871692
Bubbah is the stereo-typical name for a black man not a white man.

Ex: "Gee Paul, don't go to jail or you'll end up getting fucked by the nigger Bubba in jail."

The stereotype here has less to do with niggers being strong, and more to do with a good portion of the black community being in prison.

>>28870925
>wrote an opinion about how /pol/ don't really belongs outside /pol/ especially here beacuse it can fuck up threads and converstation
>just as cringy WE 'RE BETTAR THAN YA WHITEY post defending my opinion
Nah m8. You are just the other side of the same fucking extremist coin you anti-white fuck.
>lol whitey are so autistc and weak XD
>HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A NIGGER ,WE WUZ KANGZZZZZZZZZ
Also
>calling whites autists
>post on /mlp/
Nice.
>inb4 I fell for the bait

>>28868612
you're clearly new here.

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>>28873219
Bot the same guy but...

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>>28873281

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>nigger rarity
but why

>>28873575
White one was bein' black'd

Holy shit guys stop it , both are ok, it's not anime

Also, can you guys fight in another place? I just came here to read some green and start discussion and all I see is /pol/ shitposting and the BLM posting squad, both of you are autistic, on one side we have some neo nazi scum that acts cool on /pol/ and on the internet but irl they are just autistic fat guys that preach white supremacy and how race mixing is bad and "kill all niggers", don't kid yourselves, you don't fuck white women, you don't fuck any woman , you probably have a waifu you hypocrites , and in the other we have black guys that want to "kill whitey" but they are just fat autistic nrckbeards like the other group but with different skin color

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This is like the cancer nest of all the internet, not even /trash/ autism is match for this

And probably you guys are not even neo nazis or BLM's you just wait for a black picture to pop up and you start shitposting , you just pick a side of the same team

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>>28870925
Hey dude, I remember you from this!

>>28873219
So I've been calling my brother Jamal all this time?!

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>>28873693
>implying not the writefag manipulated these people to argue about politics by posting black rarara
>implying the writer not planned this ,so some autist can bump his thread and keep it alive until the writefag continue the story
Just as planned.

>>28873745
>whites and blacks kill each other
>jew laughter in the background

>>28873779

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>>28873281

You are ruining my waifu by making her black. Please stop.

>>28874246
>you are improving
FTFY

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>>28862129
>characters with British accents can't be black.

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>>28860474
>>28860488
>>28860498
Good read overall, but needs a bit more exposition. Also, wtf is Twilight doing?

>classic 80's jams
>not playing the glorious sound of "Seven Bridges Road."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Li1ez-iQ4

>>28874345

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>black rarara

>>28874394
The Eagles?

>>28875570

>>28877763

>>28874345

Rarity doesn't have a fucking British accent. Whatever it's called it's from the north-east US.

>>28879246

>>28879548
I'm from there too and I have a black friend

>>28881070

>Its a "someone goes to page 10 to bump this because they are desperate for drama" episode

>>28882312

>>28882303

>>28883082