Hey guys. Can we get a /mlp/ greentext going. They want me in

>One day Anon goes to ponyland.
>The ponies get scared and punch him really really really really hard in the head and he gets knocked out.
>Unfortunately, the ponies think he is dead so bury him.
>Alas, anon is in fact not dead so he instead slowly starves to death 6 feet under ground, screaming for help all the while.
>The end.

>>28881650
Anon would suffocate before starving
4/10

>>28881631
>>28881650
>>28881669
Don't worry, he'll survive long enough on all the cum he get's from all the dick he sucks.

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>>28881669
Well it's my greentext and in this world, anons don't need to breathe or drink, they only need food to survive. Silly anon, trying to undermine my greentext.

>>28881631
Delete mobilefag threads

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Op here. Thank you for posting some. I still have a bit before I go so I will search for more and post as I find them.

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>>28881692
Sorry for not being able to use my computer but there is no way they would let me leave so close to prep time :(

>>28881720
Pankeh, I choose you

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>>28881631
Oh hey, it's Memories of an Alicorn, hardly ever see that posted. Shame, I'd say that's my favorite greentext of all time.

Here's some other good ones.
http://pastebin.com/EMYRjvjC - Comedy
http://pastebin.com/QdtXWds0 - Check the author's profile page
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24079181/#24121914 - Sad, hits close to home, my second favorite of all time
http://pastebin.com/nx899H6m - Short, sad, happy ending

That's all I've got for now. Good luck to you, my friend!

>>28881631
Dude, if you are for real, you'll be in my prayers. Best of luck to you, hope to see you shitposting with us again very soon.

If you happen to be full of shit, then cool story bro. Hope you have fun shitposting, anyway.

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>>28883050
Thank you and yes they believe it will help me readjust to society using subversives while I'm asleep for a long time. They won't tell me how long though, they are apparently still "estimating" but it's not like I have a choice regardless

Prayin4op

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dumping the ones i saved
1/?

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>>28883678
2/?

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>>28883686
3/?

>>28881631
>>28883309
>induced coma for a while
>readjust your moral fiber to society
are you for real or are you just copying CNS anon
If it's real and you aren't bullshitting us, good luck, my friend

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>>28881631

>>28883818
I was in a car accident two years ago.
It basically crippled long term memory and everything after. I have improved significantly but I still have a ways to go. I just want greentext in case something bad happens. It isn't some conspiracy it is treatment
:(

>>28884146
I'm really sorry to hear that then, I hope you'll get better after the treatment