itt: ponies that need a good dicking

>>29134553
Nyx

>>29134553
>lesbian
>need dicking
Same with Tracer from Overwatch, i guess

>>29134553
Absolutely and positively 100% all of them.

>>29134661
/thread

>Lyra will never watch intently as you nail bonbon

>>29134862
Unf

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>CHILD
>BEARING
>HIPS

>>29134939
I want Luna to be my mother

>>29134605
>le bonbon is a le lesbian meme

back to rebbit

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>>29134862

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>>29134963
>bonbon being a lesbian is a reddit invention

You're the kind of person to spout nonsense just to fit in

>>29134981
It wasnt invented on reddit but it sure was invented by redditors

Would Lyra share Anon with Bonbon or would she be a greedy fuck?

>>29135016
She would lick her juices off his balls.

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>>29135008
Shit nigga do you really need them to eat each other's pussy on screen to realize what's happening?

>>29135038
That's how young women act in real life.
Maybe if you weren't a shut-in you'd know that.

>>29134553
Me.

>>29135038
The >lesbian meme existed before EqG was a twinkle in Hasbro's coinpurse and before Bon Bon and Lyra had any personality besides standing together and sitting funny.

>>29134605
>lesbians
>in equestria

>>29135054
And if you weren't an autist you would understand the meaning of basic social signs, such as a fucking heart or their attitude.

>>29135054
IRL tits or gtfo here, they act like carpet munchers. No girl plays piano whilst pressed against another girl looking longingly into eachothers eyes.

>>29135094
Having tits doesn't make you any less of a shut in.

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This one

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>>29134961
>You will never be held in Luna's arms.
>She will never caress you in her warm embrace.
>She will never make sure to keep you safe no matter what.
>She will never raise you as a kind and healthy pony.
>You will never spend your life with her love.
>You will never take walks with her in the middle of the night.
>You will never make auntie Celestia nervous of your sleep schedule.
>You will never have nightmare, but have Luna come in your dream and save you.

>>29134684
>>29134661
Thread should have ended here.

>>29135094
>IRL tits or gtfo here

is this 2008? go back to /b/ you autist

>>29135190
>you will never go to equestria
>you will never beat the shit out of the little brat that Luna adopted when no one is around

>>29135233
Sounds like you might be the one who needs a good dicking.

>>29135190
>arms
now wait just a gosh darn minute

>>29135135
Came in here to post this. A good rough dicking would improve her mood.

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The only real answer

She's too stressed out

>>29135252
Then you get imprisoned.
Then I'm mentally scarred and stay with Luna even more than before
Then you get even more annoyed
But I forgive you dispite my trauma
And you redeem yourself through trial and error and become a good pony because I gave you a chance you didn't deserve

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>>29135310
Then I have a breakdown because I was robbed of 30 years of my life and I break into your room and murder you

>>29135319
She has frequent dickings from Trixie and her marvelous marecock.

>>29135320
But It refused

>>29134553
>Sweetie Drops is told by Celestia that she is being activated again.
>She is tasked to lay a new monster, a bipedal hairless green ape.
>"You mean 'Slay', right?"

>>29135327
lair, they rub their dripping, squirting mare pussies together

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>>29135320
>>29135358
>lesbians

>>29134605
Hey, in the case of all three, they could still be bi. Come on.

>>29135319
>>29135355
>>29135327
>"Unf! No one sucks the great and powerful cock like you Glimmer!"

>>29135038
JUST FRIENDS

>>29135190
You missed one.

>she will never put you in a diaper

>Your name is Dr Anon.
>With a phd in medicine and bachelors in all-round-nice-guyness, the ponies were quick to offer you a job as a gp when you popped into existence.
>Whether or not they had faith in your abilities you had no idea, what you do know however is that you were placed in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in some place called ponyville.
>No worries though, you lied to them anyways so it's probably better this way.
>Sitting in your rather cramped office, you tap your fingers against the wooden desk impatiently, waiting for...
>Something?
>Fuck you were bored.
>You let out an annoyed sigh and throw your head back against the chair, staring up at the ceiling.
>A small crack catches your eye and you watch it intently for a while, a small spider soon emerging from the darkness.
>You look at the spider and it looks back at you.
>Seems like you just made your first friend.
"I shall name you Kevin"
>Kevin scuttles about on the ceiling for a little while, seemingly happy with his new name.
>A small smile makes its way onto your lips.
>Suddenly Kevin stops moving and you chuckle.
"You alright Kevin? A bit tuckered out after all that running about?"
>You lean towards the spider, eagerly awaiting a reply.
>The seconds slowly tick by.
>Kevin falls from the ceiling and smacks down onto your desk, motionless.
>You place your finger on him to check his pulse.
>You don't feel anything.
>He's dead.
>You wipe the lone tear from your eye and decide to give Kevin a burial, it's the least you could do.
>As you stand up however your realise that you can't be bothered and just blow your little friends body into the corner of the room.
>Suddenly the bell above the door rings.
>Raising your head your eyes are met with an orange pony with blonde hair poking her head into your office.
>If only her voice was as pretty.
>"S'cuse me. Are you tha new geepee?"

>>29135902
>After letting out a very audible scream you reply to the clearly disabled mare.
"Yes that is me, Mr Dr Anon. Now how may I help you?"
>The mare is seemingly relieved to hear that and fully enters the office, closing the door behind her, something which you take note of.
>Test subject seems to be able to control her body and act in a somewhat civilised fashion. Mental stability is unknown at this point.
>"Well Mistuh Doctuh Ahnawn, Ah've been havin' the wurst back payns laytlee and ah havun't the foggiest wut is causin it."
>Hmmm, subject is able to construct sentances though it seems at great difficulty, unable to pronounce words in an understandable manner. Most interesting
>You didn't understand a word she said but you think you heard the word inbreeding in there somewhere so you go off of that.
"Well Miss Mare, I, Sir Mr Dr Anon, have seen this many a time before and luckily have a cure."
>The mare takes a while to process this new information before looking at you happily.
>"Yah doo?"
>You shudder before continuing.
"Why of course! To solve your ailments I recommend you take abstinence from sexual intercourse with family members about twice a day and this whole thing should blow over in about 3 family generations or so."
>The mare is startled to hear this.
>"Thray Genatayshuns!? I cayn't wayt thayt long! Ay've gut aypples to buck!"
>You slowly reach for the gun hidden under your desk, you hear that the dumb ones get aggresive when they hear something they don't like or understand.
"Now now Miss Mare, I assure you that this is the only way to solve whatever ails you. Now I must ask you to leave, I am a very busy man."
>You aren't
>The mare seems distressed by your reply, looking towards you desperately.
>"B-But thu farm-"
>You smash your hands against the desk.
"GET OUT YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!"
>Startled, the mare whinnies and practically smashes the door down as she flees.

>>29135913
>Silence fills the office once more as a grin makes it's way onto your face.
>You did it! You really are a doctor!
>Slouching back into your chair you give yourself a mental pat on the back because you are too lazy to do it for real.
>You, The Right-Honourable Sir Mr Dr Anon, did it!
>Your elation soon turns to dread however as you realise that you once again have nothing to do.
>Frantically you look back up to the crack to see if you could make any more friends but alas, it was empty.
>Guess you'll just have to wait.
>What feels like hours but was probably days pass before the bell rings once more, forcing you to awaken yourself from your boredness-induced coma.
>This time a mint green mare enters rear first, dragging a rather unwilling looking cream mare behind her.
>"Come on Bon-Bon, I know it's embarrassing but we need to know."
>The other mare moans.
>"But Lyraaaaa-"
>Closing the door behind them, the green mare retorts.
>"No buts!"
>She giggles.
>"Well, I think I'll allow yours but no others."
>The cream mare blushes.
>Ah, you see the problem here.
>They're lesbians.
>Well no issue, you'll just get them to them to speak about it to get them more comfortable, don't want them to think that you're some all-knowing-god after all.
"So what's the issue?"
>As seems customary, the green mare takes charge, looking at you as she replies.
>"Well me and my friend here-"
>She nods towards the other pony.

>>29135921
>Well what the fuck was the point in that, it's not like you're her friend.
>You'll note that down as possible minor seizures or slight retardation.
>"-My VERY good friend infact have been wondering about a certain procedure that one of us could undertake."
>And there it is, looks like one of them no longer wants to be a lesbian, a common issue among lesbians you've found.
>It seems like watching lesbian pornos was the right choice after all.
"Oh of course! Well my name is Earl Right-Honourable Sir Mr Dr Anon and it is very nice to meet the two of you"
>You reach out a hand to shake their hooves but when it seems like they don't quite understand what you're doing, you just give the two of them a friendly little slap on the face.
>Not wanting to beat around the bush any longer, you get straight to the point.
"A dicking."
>The two mares recoil in surprise, evidently a side effect of being lesbians and talking about dicks.
>"WHAT?"
>You place both index fingers against your lips.
"The two of you will both need a dicking. A real hard one from the looks of things."
>Looking between each other, the mares regain their composure and this time the cream one speaks up.
>"This best be a joke Dr Anon, we have a very serious request."
>You chuckle lightly.

>>29135932
"Oh I fully understand that you have a serious request. You no longer wish to be a lesbian, yes? In which case you will require one dicking, I can administer it now if you wish. It's Earl Right-Honourable Sir Mr Dr Anon by the way."
>The mare that goes by the name of Bon-Bon gives you a dirty look while the green one looks stunned.
>"Why I never!"
"Oh it's true, i know it's a long name but you get used to it eventually."
>Completely without warning, Bon-Bon slaps you across the face with her lesbian-hoof before scoffing, the two mares swinging the door open and thundering out.
>Jeez, they really did need a dicking didn't they?
>Oh well, you'll inform the police that there is a pair of aggressive lesbians roaming the streets.
>As you recover from the slap, you once again become aware of the jarring silence of your office.
>Looking over to the corner that you blew Kevin into, you realise that it is now empty.
>Dashing your head about, you spot a little black dot crawling up the wall.
"Kevin! You've risen!"
>And there you spend the rest of the day before being arrested by the police for hate-crimes.
>Your execution is tomorrow.

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The tsundere one

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>>29134553

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>>29135941
I love a happy ending.

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>>29136479
She makes me hard as diamonds.

>>29136734
wow, I'm flattered. I drew one of those pictures.

>>29136479
>The tsundere one

Who?
Trixie
Dashie
Diamond Tiara
Limestone Pie
Gilda
Princess Ember

Equestria has plenty of Tsundere

>>29134553
Nonsense, she's a lesbian.

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>>29136815
i have to teach you some manner carlos

>>29139051
I'd fuck the lesbian right out of her

Where am I and how did I get here

>>29134553
https://www.google.com/search?q=All+mlp+characters&safe=off&biw=1366&bih=702&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjbnOqrkZXRAhWENiYKHfdODroQ_AUIBigB

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>>29135685
I literally want you dead.

>>29139051
Lesbians don't exist in a utopia.

>>29134980
This is not the right scale. Ponies this size, their eyes would be horrifying.

>>29134553

>>29135259
>"N-No, shut up!"
That's you.

>>29140315
Also note how he's standing ramrod straight instead of leaning slightly backwards to compensate for the weight of Bon Bon's enormous head and round, soft body. This guy's art always gave me the creeps.

>>29136734
That would explain why Fluttershy is so nice to Discord

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She needs it bad, would help with her drama problem.

>>29135054
>le just friends meme

>>29143509
>holding hands
>zomg you guise they're lesbans!!1one

McFucking kill yourself immediately /u/.

>>29135032
Is this the reverse form of cucking a guy and making him lick your cum out of his wife's vagina?

>>29143314
I'd last about 30 seconds with that before my dick pukes inside her pink walls.

>>29134553
>>29135135
these two deserve so much dicking at a point that my penis may even fall off due to exhaustion

>>29144663
Lewd!