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>>29053770
Nemo a qt

>>29053790
What is the cutest thing about nemo?

>>29054070
His mane

Waiting for more green

>>29049561
When aren't we?

>>29049572
Aren't we picky with it?

FIRST FOR PINKIE PIE IS WORST PONY

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Twilight green when?

>#1111
will this madness ever end?

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>>29015620
first for homosexual horses

ew gay

It's not gay if he's a horse

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>>28974076
mah dick loves it

>>28935032
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:

>A history lesson with Cheerilee that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerby for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would mildly annoy you while turning you on.

>>28935036
>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable
> Innocente Pipsqueak is visited every first of month by Princess Luna that give him a wet dreams. Various fetish and strange situation thanks to the oneirc dimension (anthro)
> TeenFlurry heart have a crush. King Thorax, and plane to seduce him with a lots of love druring a diplomatic mission
> Cloudy Quartz, Twilight Valvet, Cookie Crumbles and Mrs. Shy free night. The group seduces a young colt that have the (Mis)fortune to encounter the MILFs.
> Sleepover between SweetieBelle and Button Smash, but the poor filly is sick. Rarity entertain the colt and play with some games... fun games
> Pumpkin and Pound Cake are betrayed by their first partners. Pinkie Pie want make the children smile again.
> TeenFeatherweight work with Photo Finish, but, between all the models, he have shots only for his mentor and ex model. With a photoset and no models, he ask to the older mare to be a model for one last day.
>Kid!Anon hangs out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Things get either kissy or lewd.
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie take turns babysitting Kid!Anon. Things get either kissy or lewd.

>>28935032
god fucking dammit i hate these cropped lewd pics. especially when i know the original. just fucks me up knowing what should be there but isnt.

>>28935036
>>28935039
orphan scoots or lewd babysitter flutters
cant decide

>>29138395
I don't think I trust my subconscious enough to try this again.

>drop a baby
>realize I'm dreaming, and try to escape by thinking about my waifu, who I care about more than anything else
>the dying baby is replaced by my dying waifu, and she crawls away for several minutes, into a closet with her dead sister, who she curls up with and dies
>I follow this whole scene, and stare at the result for about a minute before I wake up

>>29138410
Easiest thing to do here is to teleport to another location. Simply think of a place (like your waifu's house) and try imagining yourself there. Should be a safe environment to encounter your waifu.

Still, anons must realize that lucid-dreaming =/= doing whatever the fuck you want xd wonderland. It can lead to you seeing some fucked up shit and you have to train to master it.

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>>29138395
>be dreaming
>realise I'm dreaming
>instantly think "fuck it i'm conjuring Luna"
>do so without a second thought
>she appears in a pile of cardboard boxes
>is in the GMod T-position
>and everything under her hips is underneath the ground
>realise I should have calmed down and thought about what I was doing before I went for the moonhorsepussy
>super annoyed at self
>kick motionless moonhorse in frustration
>wake up because I kicked the wall

I don't know how the fuck you faggots do it, but I have never forgiven myself for this.

apple family jews

>>29142429
So, the super speedy suckmydick 6000 song was changed as well?

>>29142635
The only episode that's different is "Where the Apple Lies"

>>29139749
How many of the shifts left out of click?

Answer: Shift click

>>29139757
Glad to see there are still butthurt flutterfags here.

>>29139749
I sure spend less time here now

>>29135743
Oh shit that's only 6 bucks? I'm gonna have to get that

>>29135743
Hasbro killed it with those minis.
They got even more on the way.

>>29135743

Does this mean no GoH series?

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>>29114549
Did someone say "spagoots?"

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>>29114615

>>29114615
Moony and her should have a Hyperspace rivalry. Chryssy in it for fun and Moony cheesing it to win.

And because this is /mlp/, copulation eventuates.

>>29093382
You're no exception and in a couple of moments you find yourself in the hooves of a gorgeous purple Earth mare who seems willing and able to take your full length over and over again while the mindless lust consumes you, her warm insides pulling you in over and over again and seeming reluctant to give you up for the whole time. Meanwhile, police officers rush onto the scene in an attempt to break up to the constant fucking and immediately begin fucking themselves, long pent-up lusts between partners built up over mission after mission.

https://youtu.be/CwrRkOSIoLs

You learn an interesting little tidbit when the SWAT ponies rush in and immediately start ripping each other down to the underwear with their teeth: your Nightsigns aren't traditional magic. Standard protection enchantments don't do bull to stop Pinch's omnipresent lust wave and before you long find a particular muscular pegasus pushing you to the ground in an attempt to hop onto your tube case, only to end up engaged in an brief wrestling match with what appears to be her twin. Of course make sure to help them both out.
(2/3)

>>29093389
Despite all the fun and games, you find yourself convinced over Pinch, who finds herself overwhelmed by the intense emotions that constantly flash through her mind, a strange sort of low-level emotional connection shared between everyone nearby. She's acting as the central hub, and its clearly getting to her, until you find yourself concerned and call it off, forcing her out of it despite her grumblings and pull her away from the slowly dying cuddlepile of ponies, past a young colt who is currently swarmed by several large mares... lucky bastard.

You make your way back home, and Pinch slowly normalizes, though she admits to having a nasty ass headache by the time she gets back and takes a nap before work. With the bit of time you have remaining you decide to try and explain to Blind how the Nightsigns work, but he cheerily explains he already knows. His lets him understand stuff. Of course.

You all take a shower, one at a time to prevent any funny business, and get assembled together in your work uniforms, ready to go in your tan polos and hats and quickly make your way down to the office with your harem, er, friends in tow.

Getting into the office is quick and you find you have four packages to deliver. As you all mill about, you find three others watching you, more and more until they're all standing in a line, looking at you expectantly.

You guess... they want you to say something? You've become the de facto problem over the course of your time together... What do you want to say to them?

Also, do you want to take all of the packages together? Would you like to split them all up at all? It'll be quite a journey either way, but all of the packages are simple and easy to carry.
(3/3)

>>29093392
Give Pinch and Sunny one of the closer addresses
We get the next one with Blind
Then we all meet up halfway to deliver the third

>>29140309
They would look deformed

Fosgitt wasn't a writer.

>>29140329
that Twilight in the left corner panel looks kinda deformed to me, the snout looks fucking weird

>>29135800
board is slowing down

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AIE annexed the whole board, and it's disgusting.

>>29135800
>What happened to prompt threads
scruffening 2.0 and faggots who spam MOOOOODS at every prompt that dares show up