Reminder that all the mares belong to Spike, so forget about any of your waifus. You ain't got no chance, so get out there, and go looking for a real girl.
>>29136582
>real girl.
>>29136582
>cuckposting
Well well, looks like my shift click is getting back into business!
>>29136588
>muh waifu
Tough shit, bud. Going to have to go out into the real world and look for a girl.
>>29136582
Spike has better game. Ember, Thorax, and every Crystal Empire mare and stallion desire his dick
>cuckposting
>real girl
Nice bait.
>>29136611
Naw
>>29136582
Spike will be lucky if he at least score with Thorax.
>>29136582
>real girl
better to live like a monk and just work and play PC games with no action at all.......
>>29136675
What if Spike married Ember and Thorax?
>>29138342
He probably would, if not for the cultural stigma against polygamy here.
>>29136582
If spike can't score with rarity he can't score with anyone
>>29136675
Including the Mane 6, Sunset, and Glimmer?