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Remember this trainwreck?
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>>29196432
I didn't read it.
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>>29196432
I dropped the comics after mondo was canon.
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I dropped the comics after chrysalis attacked ponyville.
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The Chaos Gods will send you to Equestria righ now. And if you please one, you get to stay there. You don't have to please all of them, but just one.
But here's the catch:
If you want to please Khorne, you have to kill three out of four Princesses with a machete from the Warp that he will give you. If you choose to do so out in the open, Khorne will bless you with strength and toughness so that you can succeed, but Equestria will know what you did.
If you want to please Nurgle, you have to spread the Black Death throughout Ponyville. It will likely spread throughout Equestria. Nobody will know for sure that it was you, and since your recent ancestors were likely immune to it, you likely will be as well. If you spread the plague quickly enough, Nurgle will bless you by granting immunity to your favorite pony.
If you want to please Slaanesh, you have to rape twenty mares, ten fillies, and ten colts, all with your only lube being good old-fashioned spit. If you rape the colts first, Slaanesh will bless you by giving your rape victims amnesia after the fact, so you get away with it, and nobody knows what you did.
You don't have to please Tzeench. He will let you stay, at no cost, with no strings attached and no catch involved, at all. None! No, really! Enjoy your horseland adventures, mortal.If you're not the least bit skeptical right now, you shouldn't choose Tzeench.
So, which one do you choose?
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>>29196002
I choose death, yes.
Dumb satan worshippers.
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>>29196002
I chose...GORK AND MORK!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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>>29196002
Tzeentch thanks.Also spell his name right you fucking pleb.
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What do you love most about your waifu /mlp/?
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>>29194968
That she isn't a dirty mobilefag.
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>>29194970
Lol XDDDDDD well meme'd redditbro! Upvote XDDDDDD
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>>29194970
Gookmoot could have gotten rid of them but he didn't.
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Nutritious Dinner Thread 2017-01-04 03:14:53 Post No.29192691
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So, it's dinnertime in Equestria, and you just cooked your favorite pony your favorite meal.
How do they react? Are you getting lucky tonight, or are you going home in defeat?
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>>29192691
What the fuck is the point of having a waifu if she doesn't cook for you
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>>29192904
waifus dont cook, you have to cook for your waifu
sorry you didn't get the rule
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>>29192911
That's fucking retarded then I'll just get a maid I can fuck
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Discuss
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LUNAKEKS BTFO
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>>29187110
>disgusting
FTFY
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>>29187110
Literally nothing wrong.
Now if it was genderbent...
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Fluttershy Thread - Number the 4th 2017-01-03 07:20:49 Post No.29186783
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Fluttershy Thread - Number the 4th
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2017-01-03 07:20:49
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Previous thread: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/29106064#top
Original prompt: It's getting cold outside. A nice snuggly Flutterbear might help.
Post pics, greens, and keep warm and snuggly with your favorite pegasus.
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Bump before the cuck posters come in
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>>29186783
2nd for Flutterrape.
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Yup it's happening again bronies, all over again. https://youtu.be/DhaYW_C3c84
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>>29174821
Will he show up? Did he finally kill himself?
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I think you missed /mlp/, friend
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>>29174822
no, he will appear just in time.
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Its been a rough year, how about ending it with some Coco?
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>>29169226
>Coco Pommel
Who?
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>>29169226
>Its been a rough year
Libcuck detected
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>>29169244
Miss Pommel if you're nasty.
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Remember when people actually thought this was going to be a thing?
Lmao flashcucks
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>>29197991
It kinda still is
Pony Twilight was all over Flash's dick
EQG's Twilight is all over Timber's dick
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>>29198018
>Pony Twilight was all over Flash's dick
Name a single time
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>>29198024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T04ft2ltAm4
Hmmmm
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What do you think about Meghan McCarthy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIjeWUVzyH4
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>>29196887
She need to be fired!
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>>29196887
unplowable.
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She's written many of the best episodes, and S4 and 5 happened under her tenure. She's been a godsend to MLP, along with Larson, Rogers, and Confalone.
Hasbro Mike Vogel
Hasbro executive in the house, my horsefuckers 2017-01-04 12:50:44 Post No.29192240
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Hasbro executive in the house, my horsefuckers
Hasbro Mike Vogel
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Hey hasdrones, it's you boy might Mike Vogel. Yeah I just thought of taking a day off from micro-managing your cartoon show to come on /mlp/ and have my dick sucked by my loyal, beloved hasdrones.
Did you love season 6? Because I wrote and edited it, I personally added the Wilhelm screams and made Spike a big guy and a funny character just for 4 you.
Anyway I'm giving some insights and ideas on the 2017 MLP movie. Previews? No why. I think it's best we don't spoiler anything until the last 3 months. Yeah that's my thought process, your ego-tistical bronies taught me well about never spoilering your own shit despite the fact you know it's shit. Not only shit, but easily influenced by outside forces.
Anyway I'm babbling. I came here because I had an epiphany and I wanted you guys to support me on it.
You see... season 1 is a mediocrity, but a unique one at that. And seasons 2+ are a horrendous satan-ridden communistic hellhole full of Tumblr ideas and autistic influences straight out of the Adventure Time fandom and Apple.mov
Actually Lesson Zero was highly based on Apple.mov and Discord was highly based on the average fanfiction writer on Fimfiction.
So if my loyal hasdrones could just listen up and say it with me: The show ended together with Best Night Ever which wasn't even a satisfying season finale.
The show went to doggy shit since the first 4 episodes of season 2.
Seriously do not tell me you actually enjoyed what I did to Luna or Twilight in season 2, you have to be insane and suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.
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If you think I'm your genuine bro, then you're in denial. I'm that bully who enjoys having a pet and masturbating with it then giving it doggy treats.
You'd have to be a literal instinct-driven animal who jumps on command on my literal lap in order to not see how I've utterly sabotaged and destroyed your once innocent-driven cartoon show which used to make you giggle like a little girl. You'd need to be a complete standardless slut to agree with my direction.
So again say it with me:
"Discord is a lol so randumb retard. The characters are acting like assholes because the show is written by an autistic asshole. Princess Luna's design change made no sense, it's also ugly as a sin. Luna still acting like an autist made no sense and had no real purpose aside from pandering to autists.
Luna was suppose to be an extroverted fun-loving character which would instantly make you fall in love with her, just like Fiona from Kid Vs Kat. Anyone knows that show? Dhx Media handled that show too.
Since 2013 you turned you board into greentext smut central when the show is about cutesy magical innocent ponies having cutesy adventures in a high-fantasy land which doesn't obey any physical laws. You are actively ruining your show, your fandom and influencing a giant ass executive producer to do the same thing to your cartoon show, only worse.
What the hell do you think you're doing? Get your testicles removed if all you think about when looking at Pinkie Pie is what a gory depressed Cupcakes-maniac she is or what a fine piece of pony plot she is.
This was suppose to be a show for fun-loving little girls. Not communistic, autistic, mentally insane manchildren with hormonal issues.
Good job on ruining your own fun. This is why you can't have nice things.
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(((Hasbro)))
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I'm feeling dry, you know what's the remedy for a dry dick, /mlp/? Saliva. Can I at least get some brony saliva to have my dick sucked while I'm here? Or am I too mean-spirited and direspectful towards a bunch of muslim-tier americans for them to even enjoy sucking the dick of their superiors anymore?
You see, I'm sick of seeing you defending this show and by proxy Hasbro(Mike Vogel) for 6 long years. I'm sick of seeing every little corner of your fandom acting exactly like those defensive autistic and communistic furfags demanding tolerance and love when they have nothing to give back for it.
So what do you say? Will you finally get on your knees, unzip my pants and have my dick sucked for giving you the honest, mean-spirited truth of the matter? Or are you going to keep ignoring me like the natural-born communists you've always been like your dragon fucker Shaun Scotellaro?
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You're offered a one time offer to move to Equestria by Celestia. But, there's a catch. She knows what perverts bronies are and you have to get castrated first. Would you do it?
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>>29191288
>implying castration would stop anyone.
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>>29191288
Couldn't she at least offer to turn me into a cute mare?
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>>29191288
This is retarded and you're retarded.
Castrate yourself.Also I'd be sure to take her huge horse clitoris with me if that's happening.
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You must press one button here out of the two presented. You can not choose not to press one, and you also can not choose to press both. So choose wisely, /mlp/.
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>>29190108
turn 180ยบ degrees and press red
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>>29190108
Green for awkward moon princess
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>>29190108
>get gf, have to hide her forever
>become gf, live on the run
I'm down with being the cutest fugitive that ever was.
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so does anyone know who this massive fagot is or just me
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>>29189856
Best bee
Also hi Breezy, your server is laggy as hell
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How the hell do 670,000 people think that channel is a good idea?
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>>29189856
Let me tell you a story
This is Breezy, some fag on youtube known as Kuledud3
He is a frequenter of ptfg, and the pet pony general when it existed
Surprise, surprise, he became a transgender/tumblrina gender fuck-up and has a boyfriend that he does videos with on youtube
He expresses his severe gender dysphoria through the character and lives out his delusional fantasy through gmod and the videos he does on it
Somehow, he has a bunch of youtube fans and thinks he is hot shit because of it
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Ponies of eras. Let's have a thread dedicated to ponies in different eras. If you ask me, there aren't enough 70s ponies.
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>>29189587
so did you just forget about the best 80s pone
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>>29189816
I knew someone else would post her
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>>29189816
The eighties are back!