ANON stories always suck and here's the reason why YOU are shit by writing AiE stories
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/405557/i-hate-anons
>>29188176
Everybody has different tastes.
You should know better than anyone not to tell other what to not like.
Some people like reading stories about a nondescript guy in horse world that they can place their selves in the shoes of. That's what those stories are about.
If you want a great big adventure, there are stories for that too.
Just because you think Anon is stealing your waifu is no reason to write a million word rant about it.
>>29188176
They were never meant to be literary gold. Anon is practically the equivalent of a video game silent protagonist.
>>29188176
Why are people publishing anon stories on fimfiction anyway?
I really don't see how those kinds of stories would work outside the context of 4chan
Show off any new purchases, WIPs, or just talk about pony plushies.
Previous Thread: >>29097216
Guides:
>Mare Pattern
http://i.imgur.com/3qnqSiL.png
>Step by Step instructrions
http://imgur.com/a/eLPmP
>Lewd Instructions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATHzkeJLr1l6JulzQXRm3bIhYPjuSfjcNsExaXsFQxM/edit
>Mane & Tail Tutorial
http://voodoo-tiki.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Mane-and-Tail-Tutorial-422375776
>How to clean your plushie & remove mayo
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Minky-Plush-Washing-Guide-526558030
http://clopaholic.deviantart.com/art/Removing-Mayonnaise-from-a-Plushie-478146400
>Plush makers list (update me more plz)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nGiLeaAqN7EmXYQoLHklgYXnjuPe3mHvWbiHW_WPzZg/edit
bump the rump
>>29145325
My Trixie watches over me from atop my shelf andscares away the monsters.
>nazegoreng opens in 2 months
hold my penis
Would you scare Twilight with cheese quesadillas given the chance?
>>29187987
>Pinkie lets it slip to Anon about Twiggles phobia when she notices him munching on a quesadilla.
>Later that night the entire crystal castle is covered with melty, cheesy tortillay horror.
>Twilight can't even come near it.
>Friendship problem butt pagers are going off like crazy but she refuses to go inside to explain the plot of the episode.
>Anon is rolling on the stoop of the castle laughing his ass off.
>>29187987
>EQG
Kill yourself
>>29188088
You people are like trump voters trying to fight against progress. It's not going away.
Let's play a game, /mlp/! This is the end, my only friend: the end.
If you don't know what's happening, catch up here: https://www.anonpone.com/tragic/
>>29161273
Huh?
>>29161273
Last time, Holiday and Brownie spent some time together decorating the Belfry for Hearth's Warming Eve, as well as doing some cooking together. Brownie's overprotective dad nearly posed a problem, but Holiday was luckily able to diffuse the situation. She also learned a very useful secret about Brownie in the process.
However, soon a much bigger threat than Brownie's father trotted through the front doors. It was Princess Twilight, and with Hearth's Warming about to begin and both mares several hours from Ponyville, Princess Twilight is ready to meet Holiday's friend now.
With all of her prior contacts forgotten or abandoned, Holiday's only hope now is Brownie...
Day 6
7:02 PM
HP: 100%
MP: 17%
Bits: 8
Inventory: 1 apple core, 1 town hall key, 1 Twilight's record, 1 divining stick, 1 looking glass, 1 Hallow's Shade pamphlet
Status: Tentatively belligerent
>>29161273
Right. So we were supposed to introduce Purple to brownie?
WebM exists edition
Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
Previous thread: >>29091976
Share pictures, videos, content, and talk about the best Princess there is!
Current Writefriends
>Luna !!/NpcxXnPBcB
>StAnon
>BrownieTown
>>29138391
>webm
You listened.
Some selected greens:
A Lust for Revenge by MnM:
http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL
Starlight Glimmer story by Faggot13:
http://pastebin.com/nCg3mqpB
Pet Glimmer (in progress) by Prith:
http://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn
Living with Starlight the Psychopath:
http://pastebin.com/D0N0h0e3
pink baldie!
>>29135344
pity bump
request or ask for critique here!
>last thread kill
>if you want to request anything pony related, then put /r/ on the name
>if you want critique on anything you've drawn, put an /ic/
>draw thread links: kill
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW -
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUI/edit?usp=sharing
DRAWING TUTORIALS
>Pony -
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
>Human -
https://sites.google.com/site/4chanic/training-tutorials
>Drawing Books & Videos -
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
>Inking and Coloring in Photoshop -
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1ntQiBTLz1nc3praE1Pb2VzNzg/edit?usp=sharing
>/ic/ Drawing Guide -
http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-draw-learn
>/ic/ Resources -
https://sites.google.com/site/ourwici/
PROGRAMS
>GIMP (open source Photoshop alternative) -
http://www.gimp.org/
>FireAlpaca (Paint Tool SAI alternative) -
http://firealpaca.com/en
>Krita (Multi platform open source alternative) -
https://krita.org/
>MediBang
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
Windows/ Mac/ iPad/ iPhone/ Android
Draw or make comics on practically any device!!
>ArtRage
https://www.artrage.com/
ArtRage gives you real world painting tools on your computer in a stylish, easy to use environment.
>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/75vuah7y48mmr3t/AABWXaB9_bHAChb8IhZzmoara?dl=0
>>29134608
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.
Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.
Previous Thread: >>29082094
Current Drawfagship Thread: >>29115410
The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the
>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/75vuah7y48mmr3t/AABWXaB9_bHAChb8IhZzmoara?dl=0
A list of all the drawfags who post as anonymous be found in there
>DRAWFAG CONTACT LIST -
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1rxZFzXtpBIkGEha_qBv_P007Xi_dGLFo_0rt8WqFRFg/pub?start=false&loop=false&delayms=3000#slide=id.pMake a proper OP next time.
Who says we need an English major to start these threads?
>>28946962 (Previous Thread)
At some point we discussed actually starting up these threads regularly (Every monday so we don't get drowned by new eps). So I figure we can sure as hell try.
I'll just have to stand corrected if this falls on its face, eh?
Just remember, no nsfw images, but links to anything you like on derpibooru and imgur are fine. Also, you've got free reign for text so... go nuts, just keep the thread theme.
List of threads and stories: http://pastebin.com/r7UXukuj
>>29128530
>tfw nomilkyFluttermom for xmas
Previous thread: >>28973980
Containment thread for all your dykeshit needs
Ingore the bait
Where is everybody?
>>29127138
The dream is dead
>>29128918
In this thread all you fags put yout favorites in this charts. Rate and review each others charts.
>>29125825
template
>>29125825
>pony
>type of girl
>porn
I highly approve the most important squares in your chart. I won't send you to the Gulag.
ITT: cancer, xTSGx finds himself between decent productive writers, American education, not getting into the featured box, world history, writing for a change, POVs, Shinzakura strikes again, modding, accidentally making love poison, dead stories, Regidar jests himself for infinity, oblivious action heroes, diaperfics, the lingering effect of power armors, police force, and language barriers.
Burned out after reading a self-insert emotionally manipulate someone into a relationship? Have no interest in human in Anthro!Equestria? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0 [Embed]
>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled and give us a link. Someone might possibly take a look at it eventually.
>Reviews and riffs:
https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
Old thread: >>29028155
>>29118122
>[Embed] [Embed]
Enhance.
>Now with 77% more riffs
>>29118122
>>29118233
>>29118277
the thread of dubs
>ongoing
Brave and Vannie - http://pastebin.com/8E2vAnyi
Careful's Charge - http://pastebin.com/CkZbn3E6
>ded
Feather Scarf - http://pastebin.com/u4HbciFL
Silver Star - http://pastebin.com/ggWTgWeK
Meadow Stockade - http://pastebin.com/kWgzxg5d
Copper Wing - http://pastebin.com/x8UJTEhz
Anon’s Regiment - http://pastebin.com/ruhuxiA6
>random
"Sir, Yes Sir!" - http://pastebin.com/9WeeGgq7
Duty Bound - http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW
Anon Pointedly Does Not Get Sex with a Guard - http://pastebin.com/zi1KcnVC
and two writefags I forgot to add last thread.
Sirdubs: http://pastebin.com/ZVfta6Ti
Spankybat: http://pastebin.com/Q7viBeuf
>Addressing some potential misinformation going around because of a recent shitpost plague, this thread is fine with stallions, and different species, so long as they are royal guards. Gay, gay themed, and/or gay centric prompts/stories are not approved here, go to Homo Horse Hangout for that. Side note to newfags coming in for the first time, the "Royal Guard" idea is a thread made to focus on allowing gay stories, the pastebin links they have are from this thread and do work, but they just stole them. There is only 5 or 6 of the fag posters still around so just ignore their existence when the show up for (you)s.
Previous thread: >>29055030
>>29114926
"not ready to let go yet" edition
>>29114926
Who is this crying poni, why is she crying and where is a story about her?
>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything like that out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."
Previous Thread
http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/29050869#bottom
>>29109700
Con't
>>29109307
“Bye Anon, see you in Yakistan”
>She snuck out of the bush and jumped back onto the train
>You quickly follow into your own train car
>Another two hours to go
>You nap for an hour and a half
>You wake up with something warm cuddling you
>You look down and Ponka was laying against you
>Gah, your heart
>>29109700
I'll show you the magic of hot monkey dick
>>29109709
>You should probably wake her up though
>We should be getting close
>At that exact moment the conductor came over the PA
“Next stop Asthoofhan”
>The noise woke up Pinkie
“Are we there yet?”
>”Just about Pinkie, why’d you come back here?”
“To keep you company silly and at this point it’d too much trouble for Twilight to send you home”
PROMPT:
>"HI Nonny! I have a message for you from Rarity!"
>Pinkie sticks out her chest, puts on a spiteful face and adopts a familiar yet certainly made-up accent
>"I've had it up to here with Sweetie Belle spending her evenings at the arcade, playing... "video games". When I said she needed a male role model, well, Anon isn't what I had in mind. He's so carefree. And lazy. And boyish, and reckless. Not to mention he thinks he's SO good with kids. I can make Sweetie laugh."
>Pinkie crosses her arms and huffs
>"I could make her laugh until she cried. I'm just busy. There's no time in my schedule for telling childish jokes to my sister."
>She huffs even louder
>"And what is WITH his hair? Frankly, it's embarrassing. Spending time with someone of his... standards... is undoubtedly bad for Sweetie."
>...
>"Anyway, he's waiting to pick her up at her piano lessons. Be a dear and relay this to him?"
>Pinkie spins around and walks five feet before tensing up
>"Oh, but take out all those mean things I said. We wouldn't want to hurt his feelings."
>Pinkie nods her head and beams in satisfaction with her accurate retelling
>Then her eyes bulge
==
WHAT IS THIS:
This is a series of threads started not long ago. Anon gets close to Sweetie Belle, and Rarity doesn't approve.
WRITEFAGS:
Ponybones -M.I.A/K.I.A/Alive, we don't know anymore
mediocrewritefag -M.I.A
twiligh/tg/ame_night -Alive
twiligh\tg\ame_nite -Ghosting
TemplarWrittenLog -M.I.A
Shade of Dusk -Alive
The new writer -M.I.A
NotAFag -M.I.A
ChurchClothes -Alive
STORIES: -In order of Writer
http://pastebin.com/6pAVvJ4D (embed) -Love Games
http://pastebin.com/nsNtPdDS (embed) -The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle
http://pastebin.com/MFzZybgA (embed) -Soarin's Silver Lining
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http://pastebin.com/V5cS27zr (embed) -Of Sweetie Bots and Young Love
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http://pastebin.com/SWBd3qmi (embed) -Family (still) Matters
Previous Thread: >>28958621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgNuNWJ0ckg
>>29099866
this general needs more loli on loli >it hurts
>>29099904
Too loopy from cold meds to think up new blurb for favorite pic, so recycling. Sorry.
>Dat line on the thigh
>She's wearing thigh-high stockings
>Maybe with a garter belt
>Maybe with a matching thong
>You're sitting in a chair near the corner
>She's got her back to you
>But she keeps glancing back at you
>And she's intentionally shaking her hips to the music a little faster and wilder every time she does
>She knows each time her little dress flies up a bit higher
>She knows each time it gives you a better view of her tight little ass, perfectly framed in that matching thong, garterbelt and stockings set
>And she sure as Hell knows that all of this is to make sure you knew she wanted you to make her perfect little butt your personal playground after the party
>>29085953
not bad, you?
>>29085953
Oh, not much, just wondering where you've been all this time!
>>29085953
Doin' alright I suppose. How's the group doing on your end? Figured out anything out about our nighthags?