You must press one button here out of the two presented. You can not choose not to press one, and you also can not choose to press both. So choose wisely, /mlp/.
>>29190108
turn 180º degrees and press red
>>29190108
Green for awkward moon princess
>>29190108
>get gf, have to hide her forever
>become gf, live on the run
I'm down with being the cutest fugitive that ever was.
>>29190108
Red 100%. You get a dream partner, and everything green offers (except the experience of doing the "magic" yourself).
>>29190108
since it's not clear as to where you and your waifu are, the red button.
Me plus waifu in equestria = my life has been made
>>29190108
I'm not sure if I'll be able to be her appropriately on the green path, and I don't want to anyway. Red just induces some sort of mild psychosis into her mind, nothing wrong with it.
>>29190108
Is this supposed to be a hard choice? They're waifus, not self-inserts.
Red all the way.
Can I die instantly if I press any button? I have no waifu.
>>29190108
Eh, pressing red button without getting to Equestria will just lead to your waifu getting locked in some laboratory and being watched by CNN 24/7
Choosing green will do the same to you. And if you use magic to defend yourself, you will get american snnipers on your ass and religious fanatics trying to kill you for using magic.
>>29190108
Why the fuck would I want green? Red is the obvious choice.
>>29190281
Magic is probably bulletproof.
>>29190108
Did you confuse waifus with self inserts?
>>29190108
red
we'll just live away from anyone
>>29190248
>>29190333
>>29190108
Red because the knowledge to use waifu's magic/skills don't necessarily come with the body.
Also because she's absolutely compliant with whatever you want her to do, but still self-reliant, hiding her IRL shouldn't too difficult. If your waifu is a powerful magic user,Such as Celestiayou have a distinct advantage.
>>29190688
I must have pressed this button years ago and forgotten about it.
>>29190108
my first instinct is red but she has such a hard life i kind of want to take the burden off her
>>29190688
oh I'm laffen
>>29190688
JUST
>>29190688
FUCK YOU
Red without hesitation.
>>29190108
Red. How is this even a question?
>>29190108
>there are people on this board who would even consider pressing green
It's a free waifu, hot damn.
Give me that Twiggles.
For green, is my waifu still going to exist? Am I just going to be like a really accurate changeling or am I possessing her body and destroying her soul?
Green for moon horse
>>29190108
I just might be interpreting these wrong but I feel its kindof one sided.
Red Button: Get you waifu but they are a empty shell of a pony, no more spunky attitude, only a mindless slave
Green Button: become a magic talking pony!
I guess I choose the green button.
>>29191903
Green for bug queen.
You wouldn't happen to be up for a little co-op, take-over-the-world fun would you?
>>29192070
There's one more mare missing there
>>29190688
quality post in shit thread
what is this sorcery?
>>29190108
Is this some kind of joke? Smash that motherfucking red button and live with my waifu happily ever after.
red button please
>>29192081
Sounds good to me.
>>29190688
Sad part is its true
>>29192139
>>29190108
Red of course
Why would I want to be abused and caged, if its not by glim glam herself
>>29190108
Red. This is a no-brainer.
>>29190108
Go to where my waifu is, red button please.
>>29190108
If you even consider choosing green, then you need to reconsider your waifu.
>>29190688
/threadAlso, red button is the best button.
>>29190108
...Pinkie Pie?
>>29193091
Where?
>>29190108
Shift + click
I don't know who my waifu is.
>>29191545
>he can't read
you BECOME your waifu, dipshit
>>29192139
who's the artist?
>>29190108
I press the green button, the red button is just a no to me, as it is basically mind control
>>29193195
>I don't like mind control
>I would rather take control of her body replacing her mind with mine
(You)
Green is the only way to go.
This life sucks...
IT'S A TRICK!!!!!
Those who press the green, become the waifus that are given to the ones who press the red!!!
>>29190108
I smash red so hard the room spins.
>>29193282
>Those who press the green, become the waifus that are given to the ones who press the red!!!
>>29190108
not really a hard choice to make here, i want to fuck my waifu so i push the fucking red button
>>29193282
Really makes the old brain pan sizzle.
>>29190108
Green. Right when I am about to die, I'll push the green button and become my waifu in the afterlife. Because it's a cartoon, everything is the same, so I won't need to worry about aging at all. I'll live out the rest of time as Rarity.
>>29190108
I think it's quite obvious I will press the first one.
>>29190688
checked and felt.
>>29190688
>>29190108
Red. I can deal with hiding my horse waifu from the normies. Easy mode is buy a house and have her be a house wife essentially.
>>29193179
>what is reading comprehension?
r e d b u t t o n
>>29190108
>press red
>throw your waifu out of her world
>out of her life
>make her lose all her friends
>overwhelm her with a strange world that she doesn't understand, and that doesn't understand her
Fuck that, I'm going green and fucking shit up.
Jokes on you, im constructing my own waifu, so i dont have to go throught some unexpected fucked up "side effects" :^)
>>29191545
>hot damn
Guys, have we switched dimensions again? last time i checked it was rather rarely usen, now instead of "God damn" i see everywhere this shit, is this some kind of world-wide forced meme?
>>29196566
You only forgot one thing in your master plan.She never existed before you pressed the button.
>>29196999
She would become real with all her memories and experiences once I'd press the button, though, since they're a vital part of her. I would basically create a living being just to watch it suffer.
>>29196999
The trips have spoken!
>>29197007
Touché.That's why I don't intend to have children.
>>29197007
you can't create matter from nothing, It should have consequences, like.. full-metal-alchemist consequences.
>>29193206
>take control of her body
that's not what is happening
>>29190688
/thread
>>29197007
>I would basically create a living being just to watch it suffer.
Just like your parents.
>>29190108
Red button. Any other choice is wrong.
>>29190688
>shit, this one doesn't work as well
>you're already dead inside
Green for sombra. Use spell for transform my gf in a pony. HARDCORE FUCK
END
>>29197790
How do you handle being pieces, or knowing that you will eventually be blown to pieces?