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>Twilight blew up and came back with wings
>Twilight almost lost to a unicorn that is more powerful than her
>Twilight is training her replacement
wew

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>>29065604

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>Twilight would make a bad mom

is this true or false?

>>29041019
Is this new?

first

>>29033907
Kys

>>29033810
>Science is always represented by chemistry
When will this meme end?

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I hate jews

just die already. This isn't 2013 anymore
:c

>You exit the train
>You sigh
>It's another day in this place
>You can't help but reminiscence at that
>So many have passed since you got here...
>As you walk from the train station to (Princess!) Twilight Sparkle's castle, you feel your stomach growl.
>You didn't eat much on the train from Canterlot.
>Just too tired.
>You decide to head out to the food market, despite your sleepiness. A man's
gotta eat!
>Pay the old stallion a few bits and get a hot dog.
>Veggie of course, they don't offer meat
>The old pony gives some a packet of mustard and ketchup
>As you stare at it... you realize what the condiments remind you of...
>No...
>Not her...
>Around two months ago a certain ketchup-and-mustard maned pony injured you
>She broke your butt, which is something you'll never live down inwardly
>And if that weren't enough, she then tried to rape you afterward... while your butt was broken!
>...That makes it sound so much worse
>You shudder. You're glad you've completely recovered from that
>In fact the reason you left to Canterlot in the first place was to escape that mare.
>According to Twilight, that mare, whose name was Sunset Shimmer, was to return for a few weeks after spending some time in the other world
>When Twiggy told you that you basically nope'd right out of there
>Although she insisted she wouldn't try anything under her watch, you still felt way too wary from her last words that echoed through your brain...
>"I swear to Celestia, I'll have you next time Anon."
>Keep dreaming Baconhair.
>There ain't gonna be one.
>Truth be told though if push came to shove you're screwed (literally)
>Sunset has magic, and you have nothing
>Well... nothing except opposable thumbs
>And according to Sunset, superior human stamina(tm)
>Yeah, like that's gonna deter her... quite the opposite
>In fact she said she even has a damn human fetish
>Just your luck right?

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>>29211343
>The holidays may have come and gone
>But leaving a game open is just plain wrong
>We'll continue from we last left our crew
>You all know what to fucking do

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>>29211378
http://pastebin.com/7E9n3ZSz

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>>29211378
http://pastebin.com/X2Tdi5xk

If she were a horse, yes.

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>Sexiest Pegasus mare on the show
GOD YES

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>>29208104
This was my first try. Get on my level.

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i want hear her moans while i fuck her and make her cum so hard that fucking sperm fly to the celling

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that's what cute stallions are for

>>29207993
but it's not the same but still good (no homo)

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>>29203709
Because glimmy wants her chicken tendies

>>29203709
Because ponies are innocent, and allow themselves to enjoy things, because they don't have the crushing weight of the daily drudgery that is human adult livelihood

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>>29203709
Do you think she just got caught masturbooping?

http://pastebin.com/68nd0GB3

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>>29203425
Post sheets

>>29203435
forgot to add the name

>>29202691
>reading children's books

>>29202728
>watching children's shows

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>>29202748
>meme arrows of implications

>>29201871
Yes you are a bad person because Rarara is utter shit.

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>>29201900
>>29201871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w
SHE IS A WHORSE

>>29201871
yes
Pinkie(?)->Rar->Twi->Rar->not pony->Rar

>You hold a length of string in your hand, waiting impatiently
>The leaves in the trees around you rustle in the gentle breeze, but the forest is otherwise silent.
>Not for much longer, though...
>You grin
>Soon it will be filled with the pained shouts of one particular, blue, pegasus.
>You tighten your grip on the string, imagining the immense pleasure you'll feel when your trap is sprung
>Any moment, Rainbow Cunt will come trundling along the forest path, practising her running for some Ponyville race or other
>But this practice will be a little more... /intense/ than usual!
>You chuckle to yourself
>For the last six hours, you've worked on an ingenious trap, to be sprung the moment blue bitch comes trotting along.
>A simple twitch of your hand will trigger everything. You could have made it automatic, a tripwire across the path, but that would lack the satisfaction of knowing it was completely you actions that lead to Rainbow Dash getting annihilated.
>The perfect trap. Pulling the string will release a series of sharpened stakes, tied to a wooden pole. They would swing out, stabbing Dainbow Rash (heh) full of more holes than a colander used as shooting practice.
>You'd had to borrow a book from the library to learn how to make a trap like this, but the minutes of research you'd bothered to do would surely pay off.
>The ground reverberates slightly
>Hoofbeats
>She's coming.
>Squatting in the bush, you pull the string taught... any minute now!
>Through the foliage, you catch a glimpse of an approaching blue pony
>Here she comes...

>>29200859
>You focus, letting all the anger and upset evaporate off
>She has this coming, and you've resolved to kill this mare. Those emotions won't do you any good right now. What you need is to be calm, professional, and ready to pull that string.
>Your heat pounds in your chest as Dash's hooves pound the dirt track
>Gritting your teeth, you steel your resolve
>Just like she stole your dignity...
>Ok, the steel/stole thing was a stretch, but you do want to reflect briefly on what Dash did to deserve to die.

~

>"Anon, darling, do you mind if I have the last donut?"
"Yeah, I was saving that."
>"Oh, no problem, I'll simply nip out to the bakery and get some more."

~

>Bitch! How dare she ask for the last donut!
>You'd broke into her house specifically to steal it, and she didn't even have the decency to be upset about it!
>With a snarl, you yank the string, setting your deadly trap in motion.
>As the string tenses, you reflect that it's more than just a trap. It's a perfect device of revenge, the complicated machinations of the device matching those of your own devious mind.
>The string snaps, and some barely sharpened twigs swing slowly out of the bushes, into the path.
>You completely misjudged the timing, and Dash is still a good ten seconds or so away from being caught.
>The blunt stakes jiggle, and a couple drop sadly off the device, hitting the ground with a sad 'thu'. It's not even a full 'thud'.
>Shit
>Dash comes to a stop, staring at the harmless sticks of your trap
>Well, may as well continue with your plan. Even if it was already completely off the tracks.
>You leap from the bushes
"AHA!"
>The mare jumps a foot in the air, before recovering
>"Anon!? What the hell are you doing out here?"
"I'm here to get revenge! Remember the donuts!?"

>>29200862
>She stares at you blankly
>"No."
"Oh. You asked for the last one."
>"I don't have any idea what you're talking about."
>Dash still doesn't seem to have any idea what you're talking about
"The other day! I broke into your house to upset you, and I started eating your donuts!"
>She shrugs
>"I don't eat donuts."
"You do! I snuck past your dress showroom, and all the workrooms you have. And they were on a table in your kitchen!"
>She stares at you
>"Dresses?"
"YES!"
>Why isn't she remembering this?!"
"The dresses you make for a living!"
>"I..."
>She cocks her head
>"Have you confused me with Rarity again?"
>...
>Shit.
>You quickly rummage through your pockets, pulling out a notebook
>Why are ponies to hard to tell apart?
>Skipping through a few pages, you come to the 'Rainbow Dash' section
>You skim it
>It says she works as some kind of weather... thing.
>Shit
>Shit, shit, shit, shit.
>Shit.
"Shoot."
>Turning a few more pages, you come to Rarity's section
>Yep. She makes dresses.
>You snap the book shut
"You're right. I had you confused."
>Dash, who you guess you're not mad at now, glowers at you
>"How? We're not even the same colour!"
>She has a fair point, but you ignore it
"Look, sorry to have taken your time, that's my bad."
>It takes a big person to own up to their mistakes.
>And you're more than just a big person, you're a titan, a shining beacon of how one should live their life.
>Dash prods at one of the 'sharpened' stakes
>"What is this? A trap? Is-"
>She pulls herself to her full height, indignantly rounding on you
>"Is this a trap, Anon? Were you trying to kill me!?"
>You shrug

>>29199243
The show went to shit since season 2 premiered.

>>29199256
Except that's actually true. OP said bizzaro-/mlp/, you shit.

>>29199256
But at least it got better once twilight got her wings.

>tfw only way for me to get to sleep is plushie cuddles
not sleeping sucks, but snuggling a plushie really helps. feels good man.

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>tfw wanna make plushies but have no idea where to get fabric
I just wanna make some crappy little fluffy round ponies. Nothing special.

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>>29198847
fabric.com!

>>29196545
no it wasn't you retarded dashfag

>>29196545
Oh I was crying alright. At how funny it was she got dunked on!

>>29196545
This post is the saddest moment of your life, OP.