Why doesn't he just move to the Crystal Empire?
>>29194947
He's a bitch.
>>29194947
The crystal ponies would realize he a shit.
>>29194952
>he walk aroun, like a lil bitch, an he goes 'hah! hah!'
chad warden pls
Have you ever written a fanfic, /mlp/?Did you regret it?
Also post good fics.
>>29194769
I wrote a short greentext about schizophrenic Ponk. Dunno if anybody saved it, probably not.
>>29194769
i wrote a fic once about applehorse being insecure about being orange when apples aren't orange. i was about to send it to fimfiction when i realisedsome apples are orange, dipshit
>>29194769
How do I avoid writing cancer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pEsdQY8qdQ
This is why we need to build a wall.
>>29194742
No, this is why we need nuclear warfare
>>29194742
I would that RD
Twilight looks like a purple jew
Sunset looks like she's going through kidney failure
Applejack has a belly on her
Fluttershy isn't yellow enough
Rarity had to have 50 layers of white put on to hide the mexican brown underneath
Pinkie Pie blended into the background
>>29194742
They already admitted the wall is not realistic and there is no way to pay for the costs of the maintenance. Stay mad dumb gringo.
It's happening, whether you like it or not
>>29193464
>2 unicorns having a non-unicorn
Oh it's happening alright.
>>29193486
>slut
>>29193486
>>29193493
>implying there isn't a horn
Nigga, look at that haircut. You think a horn would poke through all that hair?
Also,
>muh cuck maymay
i'm curious about why so many people hate faust or at least don't want her on the show
the only thing i know is that she wanted more adventure instead of SoL, which is what a lot of people want.
what don't you like about her?
>>29193432
She's a woman and many people here hate women.
>>29193432
>i'm curious about why so many people hate faust
Post S02 bandwagoners, Meghandroids and Jimbeciles. That's why.
>>29193432
>wanting dragon ball zhit
no srsly fuck off
One day, you find yourself waking up in Equestria, probably due to getting too drunk or finally enjoying horse pussy before it went too far somehow. No matter how it happened though, Princess Sunhorse has appeared before you, and has offered you a special once in a lifetime opportunity: You can be with your pone waifu for the rest of your life and she will love and take care of you...but only if you can complete a long, dangerous adventure of a quest for her. You don't know what it is, but you accept because waifu pone pussy is always worth it.
Question though now is what do you get to defend yourself so you don't end up finding out if people really do die if they are killed. And for Sunbutt, she will give you a weapon tailored personally for you to use. What is this weapon? Well, let's find out, shall we?
>Step 1
Go to http://pony.namegeneratorfun.com/ , select "Make a random name" and generate a pone name
>Step 2
Copy that name that was generated, go to http://en.genzu.net/buki/ , paste the name there, and generate your weapon
>Step 3
Post what weapon you get and its Attack Level, your reaction, ect.
>hoers unrelated
>>29192897
MY NAME IS JAFLAPU THE DESTROYER OF SOULS AND LIFE
MY WEAPON IS A 1000° KATANA THAT CAN CUT THROUGH ANYTHING
It appears to be an upside down stalk of corn
>>29192897
She gave me a skewer with a mantis on it.
So how long has Derpibooru banned the uploading of anthro foalcon?
This is some grade A bullshit.
>>29192712
>Anthro
Who cares?
>>29192721
It's not the content but the bullshit rules.
iirc their servers are in france so they can't accept everything
Syrian rapefugees get into Equestria. What happens?
>>29192124
they rape ponies
THE END
>>29192132
Why do you glimmyfiggies like her?
>>29190160
Because it would feel fantastic to beat the shit out of my cute little glimmy
>>29190160
because of this
>>29190220
...equality?
Home screen thread?
here you go
>>29190119
Previous Thread: >>29078909
>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
>>29153087
Jeez that image hash.
>>29153087
>Can't afford a lot of fireworks this year
>But your child and wife are more than happy just enjoying the view with you
Mal!
Why is she so perfect? Why is she so much better than her sisters?
Pinkie is a spastic, Lime is constantly raging and Marble is just Fluttershy 2
Every pie sister is objectively shit except for Maud
>>29190069
hey now, the pie sisters are better than all of the other main 6's families combined
>>29190069
All Pies are good Pies.
>>29190283
Objectively wrong. Your opinion is not fact.
What would you estimate the mane7's (Or other characters if you want) cup sizes to be?
Here's my take:
Twilight:B
Sci-Twi:B
Rainbow Dash:A
Fluttershy:C
Applejack:D
Pinkie:F
Rarity:B
Sunset:B
Trixie:C
>>29190067
why is this a thing
>>29190067
Another fantastic EQG thread
>>29190067
I want to let go all over their chests
Would you take her to the dance?
Another fucking EQG thread
>>29189871
No, fuck off commie.
>>29189871
I think the more important question is would SHE go with me?