MLPFEMTORPG: Jingle Jangle Jingle Edition

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>>29211343
>The holidays may have come and gone
>But leaving a game open is just plain wrong
>We'll continue from we last left our crew
>You all know what to fucking do

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>>29211378
http://pastebin.com/7E9n3ZSz

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>>29211378
http://pastebin.com/X2Tdi5xk

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>>29211378
http://pastebin.com/X5d7fpKs

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>>29211378
http://pastebin.com/0DRyArfZ

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>>29211432
>>29211421
>>29211412
>Kuba 0/1
>Minty 0/3
>Gift 5/6
>Slippy 0/3 (when he arrives)
>Steve 0/2 (when he arrives)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h_6aRAxcwU
Last post to remind you, please read to remind yourself: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29105360/#q29107234

Our tale last left on a Hearth's Warming Eve
In a town that our heroes could hardly believe,
A community of reindeer, flying through the air,
Had taken them in from the cold and treated them with care.

A fabulous feast was sadly put to a halt,
As two monstrous snow-ponies began their assault.
Most of the team leap into the fray,
And put a stop to those monsters with little delay

But it was a fierce fight, and with the final blow
Most of our heroes lay face down in the snow
The factories were greatly damaged, but mostly intact
But else where another evil was on the attack.

>>29211553
>Luke 3/4
Luke followed Father Hearth's Warming to defend his sleight,
And was caught among a small army of demonic toys in a fray,
As the two fought hard to send them off,
A deep, harsh voice in the dark started to scoff

He gives a low cackle in an intimidating tone
"Yes my misfit toys, grind them to the bone."
"Destroy that sleigh, and then we shall bolt."
"For this year, Yule will finally know the revenge of the Coalt!"

Father Hearth's Warming growls in an uncharacteristic groan,
"That darn trouble-maker, he never leaves us alone!"
"Luke! Hurry and take care of the rest of these deviants,"
"What ever he's up to, it's bound to be miscreant!"

>>29211659
With his energy spent from his final attack, Kuba finds himself thrown through a reindeer's shack. As he lies in the rubble, bones aching with pain, his voice lets out a pleading refrain.

"A little help! I think I broke something."

>>29211659
Luke doesn't hear a thing the volts crackle by his ears
Still coursing with electricity Lukewarm swings Clear

"Zzzonic Zzzwinger ZzgiftZwrap BaZzher!"
[1d10]

>>29211659
(fuck rhyming tonight. Too tired to do it right)

Minty shivers after the snowplosion and tries to stand back up.
"So...cold...need...hot chocolate...."

[1d10]

>>29211659
>>29211707

"Earth pony you're realing, you're really quite hurt!
Don't fade just yet your health I'll reassert!"

Gift Wrap's tail twitches, it tingles, it shines!
It's [Heal]ing magic lights up like a christmas pine!
[1d10+2]
She then runs to Minty to help them to rise,
"You know what I say? Heroes never die!"
[1d10+1]

>>29211756
The lightning arcs between two dolls as you strike,
And they explode like a pair of over-worked lights,
The swarm still surrounds you, biting at your heels,
As the tiny army of junk surrenders to yield.
[1d10+1]

Father Hearth's Warming's nose glows intensely red,
And magic pours out to strike the
But as you continue defending his sleight,
You hear the cackling Coalt bouncing away,

Across rooftop to rooftop back in the direction of the feast and the tree,
Until his lanky, smokey body you can no longer see...

>>29211707
>>29211858
Kuba's body feels like its on the verge of demise,
When the magic of Hearth's Warming lights up your eyes,
Gift Wrap's tail cures his body of its pain,
And he can now get up without any strain (6/3)

>>29211841
>>29211858
Minty's body begins to shiver in the solid pile of snow,
Her body heat dropping to almost 10 degrees below,
But with a shaking hoof from Gift under your gooey arm,
You are helped up to your hooves with almost no harm (5/2)

>>29211858
>>29211841
>>29211707
The reindeer all crowd around, their antlers surrounding you in a herd
All of them hooping and hollering and singing like birds.
"That was amazing! Our homes have been saved!"
The tiny one, Father's son, squeaks, "You were all quite brave."

As each of you recover, you see a shadow overhead,
And all of the reindeer around you suddenly huddle up with dread,
The dark, smokey, antlered apparition passes you all,
Hopping back along houses towards the main feast hall.

With a stutter Comet seethes, "It's him! He's back! The evil Coalt returns!"
Prancer shakes, "That awful, lousy, no-good trouble maker never learns!"
He disappears over the ruined factories, the reindeer sighing with dismay,
"Hopefully he's had his fill, and will just go away."

>>29211947
>Father Hearth's Warming's nose glows intensely red,
And magic pours out to strike the nutcrackers dead.

>>29211858
"Thank you magic mare. You're a real lifesaver. And I mean that literally, you saved my life."

Kuba says, looking around like a fool, surrounded at once by the reindeer of Yule.
>>29211947
"I got him!' Kuba says, suddenly surrounded by a white aura of energy as he takes off flying after the Coalt.

[1d10] Appraise
[1d10] Sharpen Self

>>29211947
"There's no way this nerd is getting away!
He tried to ruin my presents, so now he's gotta pay!"
Minty takes off after the hopping smokey thing
Until she reshapes herself into a bouncing spring!

>Given chase should be easy for this little bit.
>Especially when traversing is auto AND autocrit!

>>29211947
The cackling Coalt is Lukewarm's patron's Grinch no doubt about it
But it's not every year you get to smash the festivities and be applauded
Lukewarm swings his bat with electric glee
To the untrained eye it simply looks like agony.

"Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Catatonic I-I-nfront of KA-Company Ta-Tantrum!"
[1d10]

>>29212014
whoops forgot name

>>29211947
"Well I am not finished till this menace is stopped,
of my many Hearth Warmings, this one has topped!"
>>29212008
"It's what any one in my position would do,
Taking care of others means they're take care of you."

She turns to the others, a glint in her eye,
"Happy Hearthwarming to all, now this Coalt's gonna die!"

She charges with her candy blade, it still covered in snow,
to the Hearth's Warming ruiner, she runs and she goes.

>>29212008
>>29212011
>>29212042
The reindeer all gasp as you give him chase,
"Wait! He isn't the type of creature you want to face!"

They follow behind at a distance, as you bounce, run, or fly,
With your various abilities, you catch up to the troublesome guy.
He is a tall, dark, imposing creature with antlers twisted and jacked,
And you see him holding a tremendous, ebony basket on his back.

He leans forward and from the basket you see,
A solid, black 'hand' of coal-dust making for the tree.
There are hundreds of hundreds of shiny wrapped gifts at its base,
And once they're surrounded in the coal-cloud, they vanish with out a trace.

The cloud forms a sinkhole, and with much horror profound,
The massive, gigantic Hearth's Warming Tree sinks into the ground.
"My snowponies and toy army provided distractions,"
"Now it's time for the Coalt to begin the true action."

In his deep baratone, he laughs at the disappearing fir,
"Only my Hearth's Warming wish shall be granted, yes sir..."

>>29212014
The electric bat strikes down a few more of the jagged-tooth fiends,
But still they seem to come on and on with out end.
The sleigh is taking heavy hits as a wooden, painted tank
Fires a cork bullet that explodes into your flank

You fall to the ground (0/3) as Father Hearth's Warming magic stomps out a few more,
"Ho ho! My boy, this is no time to lay on the floor..."
His light glows red as he attempts to help get your mind cleared,
Even as five manic toy soldiers pulls at his beard.
> [1d10+2] to get Luke up

"Luke! Go after him! See what that Coalt is getting at!"
"Whatever it is, I'll stay behind and stomp these misfits flat"

>>29212190
>>29212019

"Come on Luke make haste, we've not a moment lose,
after all this, I'll need some hard booze."
[1d10+1]
She runs to assist him, but not for that long,
after she helps she jumps for the hole headstrong.

>>29212008
>The appraise was successful
>24 Hits, 6 Wounds is the creature's H/W
>The Coalt is a being of darkness and despair
>Healing attacks, rather than healing his wounds, will autocrit

>>29212190
Lukewarm is overwhelmed by the toys
The festive lights fling free from the bat
Leaving LukeWarm on the ground no longer being zapped.

"ngggh. If it'll get me on the goodboy list."

getting up from helpless [1d10]

>>29212217
Lukewarm coughs out some blood and soot
a layer of his skin is peeling off the zaps made it kapoot.
"Uhh yeah yeah, just uh go ahead. I'll catch up." he said not totally lucid.

>>29212190
"Not if I can't have anything to say about it!" Kuba screams in a wrath, drawing the sword from his back to stop the Coalt's laugh.

He swings and he slices, he even dice dices!

[1d10+4]
[1d10+4]
>Crit 9+, Critfail 2-

For the bonus granted by rhyming it seems even the Narrator suffices!

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>>29212190
Minty arrives and growls just a bit.
"Bring that tree back you dumb piece of -bleep-"
After that the film crew did have to pay
A fine from the FCC so they could just go away.
And with legal matters resolved, Minty did shift shape
Becoming a gooey slingshot fit for a large ape

Loading up a snowball, one would almost yell 'hallelujah.'
But not our dear Minty, instead "Respect mah authoritah!"

>Now a Ranged Weapon and has +3
>From her special expansive and this rhyming scheme
[1d10+3]

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>>29212217
>>29212247
>>29212257
Luke Warm finds himself in a perilous spot,
As the toys trample over him, the shocked stallion is caught (0/2 Luke)
Gift Wrap, the gentle mare, attempts to go to his stead,
But finds a half-finished My Little Human doll tackling her head.

The swarm moves around the new arrival,
And now both must fight against the tiny horde for survival (4/6 Gift)
[1d10+1] against Gift

Nearby, you can also see
The events taking place at the base of the tree...

>>29212275
>>29212320
With his back turned and vulnerable, the laughing Coalt gives a cough and a hack,
As the swords cut the tips of his antlers, and the goo slams right into his back.
The shadowy figure is sent sliding away,
but the giant, cloud of coal-dust continues taking Hearth's Warming away.

"You dare to strike me," the deep voiced creature snarls at you two,
"You cannot hope to stop what I've set out to do."
"The First Hearth's Warming Tree is the key to Yule's joy,"
"And over these many years it's served only to annoy..."

"At last, tonight I rid this wretched holiday of 'merriment' and 'presents'."
"But before that, I'll see to you meekly peasants.."
With that he stomps a hoof, and from the coal-cloud does rise,
The apparitions of five vaguely deer-shaped guys.

A weapon in each hoof, they rise into thin air,
And twirl their tools about with style and flair.
A shield, twin-swords, bow, spear and mace.
They grin maliciously as they hover in place.

>The twin swords strike at Kuba [1d10+1] [1d10+1]
>While the mace swings at Minty [1d10+1] (Great)
>While the Coalt concentrates on sucking away the rest of the tree
[1d10+3]

>>29212472
"You used a lot of big words and I don't know what they mean
Which means you're a nerd, so time for a beatdown you nerdy string bean!"
Minty readies another snowball, fit for flight
Then fires it at the Coalt and ignores the newcomers to the fight.

[1d10+2]

>>29212472
"Ahhg get *cough cough* Get offf! I'm a grown stallion I don't need freakin toys." He kicks and fidgets from the toys swarming him. He yanks off the my little human doll on his head and shout "What are you even suppose to be!"

[1d10] get up again

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>>29212472
"I AM NOT A BIRD!" Kuba roars with great anger, knowing pony Christmas was surely in danger!

[1d10+4]
[1d10+4]
>Crits 9+ Critfails 5-
>Cleave 5 each
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HbzHsxGM4c

Kuba uses his sword to slash the five flying deer to pieces, battling them in mid-air, trying to use his blade to parry their attacks, an aura of white energy surrounding him still.

[1d10] Stand Firm

>>29212217
Lukewarm reaches a hoof out to you as he's pummeled into submission
"Just burn the toys, it don't matter. As long as some children out there get to wake up in the morning and see nothin but a rug under their Hearth's Tree. Maybe they'll feel the same kind of emptiness I feel every holiday season! And then I could die happy."

>>29212551
>>29212472
LukeWarm roots for Kuba from his spot, slowly being consumed by a horde of toys "Yeah! His name's Chop Suey"

>>29212472
"Back nasty fiends, get of you damn gits,"
Gift [Inure]s from gifts, ironic but swift!
[1d10+2]
>>29212565
"Come on Lukewarm, to battle we must go!
Or would you like to be known for being slain by toy foes?"
She helps the stallion up, one more time,
it better happen now, I'm running out of rhymes
[1d10+1]

>>29212520
>>29212590
The ribbon around you begins to shine,
And just as a toy jumps you from behind,
It bounces off harmlessly from an invisible shield,
The rest of the toys are made to yield
>Safe from toy damage for one turn

As the toys find themselves unable to harm Gift,
She makes it to Luke's side, nice and swift.
And using her hooves, she helps him to move,
And the drunken unicorn stand up on his hoof (5/2)

The toys move around, circling around,
But turn their heads as they hear a strange sound...

>>29212551
>>29212520
The snowball from Minty's slingshot form flies,
And hits the nasty Coalt right between his eyes.
He staggers and pauses, the tree still there,
As he looks up at the goo pony with hate in his stare,
"Then allow me to shorten it, you ignorant brat."
"Hearth's Warming is finished, and that is that!"

The mace misses the filly, but before he can react,
Kuba's sword slashes him right across the back
The other three coal shades move in on the fight,
And into the air Kuba takes his foes into flight

Slashing faster than sound, each is cut in a slash
Though one finds his mark (1/3 Kuba) their bodies poof in a flash
They puff all into coal dust that fall down below,
And the Coalt growls angrily, "What... but how?!

He stomps his hoof, "This was supposed to be quick, but now I can see."
"I will need to take care of you all, personally."
He turns around at the Yule citizens, cowering in fear,
"This holiday has been brought to ruin by the work of those deer."

"Hearth's Warming stands for nothing, but for sickening greed!"
"I will rid of all of this nonsense, for this is my creed!!!"
His basket shoots out a massive pile of coal,
An avalanche that threatens to bury you both whole
[1d10+3] Energy Orb on both Minty and Kuba
>Elementalist: Coal. The difficulty to heal increase by 2 for next turn.

>>29212763
>>29212551

"Kuba get down, there's an evil attack!"
Her tail is still tired, but Gift still shakes her back.
Using her power of magic without her tail casting,
she [Heal]s Kuba before his coal blasting!
[1d10+1]

>>29212763
"Aaaah. Really guys? One slash each? I'm saving Hearth's Warming, make it a challenge!" Kuba complains with irritation, at the shadow's post-mortem evaporation.
>>29212809
>>29212763
"Oh snap!"

Kuba says in a flash, fleeing through the air with a in-flight speed dash.

[1d10+1] Doooooooooooooooooooodge!

>>29212763
With Lukewarm healed he pops out of the swarm of toys.
"Just hold on one minute Mister Coalt, We're not finished here yet." Luke marches up the hill of coal the spooky grinch Coalt had produced and he takes from his pocket a card.
The card is quite festive and when Lukewarm opens it compressed digitones play in a classic Hearths Warming tune.

"Falalala lahlahlah la"
"You've ignore my hate mail."
"You desecrate my lawn."
"for every ornament I have is a memory of Hearthswarming eve gone wrong."
"on the 1st day on the second on the third and til the seventh."
"I given you sweaters, blankets, useless trinkets and Celestia knows my anguish."
"My faith in harmony is strong and I love my family more."
"But it was the last straw when you called my daughter a whore."
Luke shuffles through his tracksuit pockets and retrieves a confetti gun and pops the paper stuff onto the Grinch.
"Your heart will never grow yet you act like a cancer."
"Since you won't relent your christmas cheer"
"There is only one answer"
"I've sent this loser to kick your rear."

"The ends not really that catchy." Luke puts his hoof forward expectantly "So how'about that tip?"

>>29212763
Seeing the snowballs do little, Minty turned loose
Returning to normal and ready to kick the Coalt's caboose.
"Again with the words, don't you ever shut up?
I should make you put bits into a 'big words' cup!
But now you've done it, you big yappin' nerd!
So get ready to get beat by Minty and her beatdown herd!"

With a yell do scare nerds on schoolyards around the world
She charges forward as a ball with her body all curled.
And then her body did stretch
To wrestle down the miserable wretch.

"I am Minty and you shall fear
The wet willies I give to every nerds' ear!"

>Expansive into Single for a DC-1
>And with this roll bonus, this Suppress should be fun.
[1d10+3]

>>29212809
>>29212872
The coal-valanche comes in like a roaring stampede,
So Kuba takes to the sky and builds up airspeed
He avoids the wave of rocks with mere moments to spare,
But begins experiencing other problems up in mid-air

The magic from Gift Wrap had missed the fighter
And hit the pitch black rocks, sparking them like a lighter.
From the slightly burning rocks, a thick, unbreathable cloud of soot had sprung
And they were now making their way inside Kuba's lung (1/2)

>>29212927
Minty shifts into a ball, and bounces past the wave,
Taking on the harsh blows as she proves she is brave,
With her gooey body battered and blackened from coal,
You bounce at the Coalt to show him who's top foal

But he keeps his head down, and over him she goes,
Into the basket from which the black-soot-hand grows
In the basket of coal, you feel as though wrapped
It gets harder to move as Minty is trapped.

The Coalt turns behind, and gives a cruel, Coalty grin.
"You do not know the amount of trouble... you're... in..."
>Minty 0/1

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>>29213066
>>29212923
Suddenly, the Coalt is caught completely off guard
When LukeWarm appeaars with his Hearth's Warming Card
"For... me? I shouldn't... this has to be wrong."
And then he starts to hear your joyous song.

He starts off in shock, but you continue to sing
It turns to confusion, discomfort, and much cringing.
As you pop off the popper, he finally shouts, "ENOUGH!"
"This... I hate ALL of this Hearth's Warming stuff!"
"I hate decorating the tree! I hate candy canes."
"I hate the lightshows that go up every street lane."
"I hate reindeer, glowing noses, and giving out toys is silly!"
"I hate every good colt, and every good filly."
"I hate warm little songs, I'd rather it be storming."
"To put it simply, good sir, I HATE HEARTH'S WARMING."

"You want a tip?" He leans in, the soot hiding most of his face.
"I'll give you the best tip I can possibly give your whole race!"
"I'll free you all of the illusion you've employed."
"My pony... let me suck out ALL of your Hearth's Warming JOY!"
[1d10+3] Joystream

>>29213066
Minty grunts and squirms as she tries to get free
But she simply can not, and its plain for her to see.
Despite being brave before and wanting to attack the Coalt's ear
In her current situation, she was filled with fear.
"You big jerk, but I have a twist
I'm not even on the good filly list!"

She had to admit, this idea was pretty last ditch
But she wasn't wrong and all this pain is a bitch.

>>29213074
>>29213066
Kuba coughs and hacks and spits up a lung, descending to a rooftop on which lights are still hung.

"This is crazy. I gotta come up with a plan. Wait, I know!"

He sets his hoof to his face, lets his energy flow, and with a great shout yells out.

"Makankōsappō!"

[1d10+4]
[1d10+4]
>Crits 9+ Critfails 2-

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>>29213161
>It would seem in my haste that I forgot my pic
>So the dicebot responded by stabbing my dick
>But with loophole abuse, I may just yet survive
>If only I don't roll between 1 and 5!

Stand Firm

[1d10]

>>29213133
>>29212872
"I'm sorry you two but this coal dust's too thick,
if I cast healing magic it'll make you both sick!"

>>29213074
>>29212923
She turns then to Luke and her breath catches, she gasps!
Her tail curls around her which she instinctively grasps!
She looks with panic but her eyes remain steely,
"I believe in Hearth's Warming now protect Lukewarm really!"

She cries to the heavens and the season itself,
she channels the power or reindeer, present, and elf.
"You won't take Luke's joy he hardly has any to give,
But with my Hearth's Warming joy may he continue to live!"

Her tail grows multicolour, like Hearth's Warming lights,
she [Innure]s Lukewarm from the Coalt's HATEful blight!
[1d10+1]
also if you're gonna count this
Noncombat Talent: Filler and probably overpowered talent (It's a Wrap; passive: The last action Gift Wrap makes in a session automatically counts as a 10)

>>29213190
>Forgot the +1, not that it matters.

>>29213074
>I HATE HEARTH'S WARMING.
"Yeah ditto"
>"You want a tip?"
"Tis the season right."
>"I'll give you the best tip I can possibly give your whole race!"
"Okay"
>"I'll free you all of the illusion you've employed."
"Sounds bangin"
>"My pony... let me suck out ALL of your Hearth's Warming JOY!"
Luke puts a hoof to his side and makes a meh face because he's not all that impressed "And what good does that do me eh? I fucking hate the holidays. Everything taste too sweet, my mom hides my alcohol, all my folks are way to loud. And the Sun Damn never ends! You wanna give me a tip, how about repackaging all that coal for resale." Luke says completely oblivious to the seriousness of the situation.

>>29213190
Lukewarm decides he doesn't like how sober Chop Suey is and he throws a glass bottle of 100% everfree grain alcohol at him. Which shatters across his face, the liquid getting in his eyes and orifices.
>Natural Remedy [1d10+1]
>Natural environment

>>29213133
The Coalt turns around with eyes glowing pale,
As he listens to the caught goo-filly's tale.
"Is that so...? Then, my child,
Perhaps you ARE worth my while."

He grips his hoof, snarling, "This whole holiday is a sham, do you see?"
"It's a shell of what it was mean to be meant to be."
"Teasing foals with trinkets if they do as their told"
"Thinking only of shiny lights, baubles, and gold!"

"I intend to take this holiday back to what it was truly meant."
"To what those founders felt as their last moments are spent..."

>>29213206
>>29213210
"Aaaaah..." The Coalt sighs with a sneer."
"It's true... I don't taste much JOY at all here."

A few strands of yellow emerge from your throat,
And float over to the gaping jaw of the Coalt
But, for as little 'joy' as you claim you to feel
You suddenly feel nauseated and weak in the heel.

There are a few things you enjoy, underneath it all...
You think you may be losing your taste for alcohol.
>Luke at 0/1
>The Coalt healed by 5 hits

The magic from Gift Wrap's tail glows alight,
And fires off like a rocket out through the night
But a swift swing from the antlers of the Coalt
And a sudden stop is made to the magic bolt.

"Hearth's Warming has no power, you poor naive foal."
"Your faith it in is as useless, until it's be cured through my coal."

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>>29213389
>>29213236
>>29213190
>>29213161
With his coughing fit hurting bad, Kuba tries his last move
Putting all of his power into one single hoof
The power builds and grows and you aim at the Coalt below
Intending to defeat him one final, cataclysmic blow.

But as he charged up his move, one pony below
Made a very strong and (I think) well-intentioned last throw
A solid bottle of glass arced through the sky
And landed right ontop of Kuba's left eye

Who should suspect, Luke's final act,
Would cause a terrible event as the bottle cracked.
When the alcohol spilled out all over his mane
It shattered his bone with the impact, his life began to wane

The special beam went up into the sky like a cannon
Over the top of the central cabin
And with his back on the rooftop, his eyes lifeless and cold.
The tale of Kuba Yusai could no longer be told...
>(0/0)

>PAUSE
>Happy Hearth's Warming, everypony!

>>29213400
>It wasn't an ultimate finisher.
>Also fuck healers

>>29213389
>tfw the antag cures your addiction to alcohol
good end?