Thoughts on this book?
Rasism be bad.
excellent
I loved the part about the lily or whatever flower it is.
How does an illiterate loser like me become an author?
Man decides to be a movie star before he decides what local play to audition.
Man decides to be author before he decides what kind of books he likes.
etc.
Write a book about kids with superpowers
>>7333278
Do a lot of stupid crazy shit with low-lifes and then write about how some 43yo skank threw up on your dick while deepthroating it. Go full Bukowski.
Paul Auster thread. I rarely see a Paul Auster thread around here.
Have you read any of his works? what are your favourites?
Just City of Glass, for a class freshman year. It was fun but I didn't get around to reading the rest of the trilogy. I just googled him the other day and apparently there's a published correspondence between him and Coetzee
I enjoyed the New York trilogy and The Music of Chance. I didn't care for In the Country of Last Things.
>>7333256
I've only read The Brooklyn Follies.
That's the book that made me check reviews before even opening one. It was the worst shit I've ever read.
Fuck that guy.
I have to learn a 2nd language for my English Degree. I mostly just want to use it for conversation, but reading books in that language wouldn't be bad either.
I'm planning to go all the way with a Ph.D., so what countries esteem Academia enough that it is worthwhile to learn their language? I'm currently thinking of German.
>>7333183
>have to learn
No... you don't... you just need to pass the tests.
German. Always German.
>>7333183
German would be useful
Why not something more remarkable and uncommon? Arabic, Russian, Mandarine... I think one of those would be worthwhile to learn.
>He knew about pussies, had glimpsed more than a few on HBO and CinemaSpank (before his folks got wise and blocked the premium cable channels), but these were shaved pussies. Pete wasn't sure what the big deal was- to him they looked sort of oogy- but he supposed he might get with the program when he was older. Besides, the bare titties made up for it. Bare titties were fuckin awesome.
I like most of King's books. He's a fantastic storyteller. But holy shit, every once and a while he spews out some vomit like this onto the page. It almost makes me want to stop reading. This shit is just painful to look at. What's King's problem? It's like he can't help himself. Does he think kids actually talk and think like this? Shit is so cheesy and stilted.
Bare titties are awesome though. What are you a faggot?
>>7333144
shaved pussies and bare titties are great
Every metaphor King makes makes me feel embarrassed for him. I'd rather read the result of him throwing his keyboard at a wall.
lets make a single thread for our recent purchases :)!
>>7333126
>no Goosebumps
Ultimate pleb.What's the book on top of the Bible?
>>7333126
So when are you going to start reading them? :^)
>>7333126
>unironically exchanging real money for books
For whatever reason I like this genre.
I've read Tom Wolfe's A Man in Full.
A man in full is dope
>>7333110
Discipline and Punish
Panzram
Did the empire ever ended?
>>7333089
it just turned into the catholik church
>>7333089
YOU MEAN "END", NOT "ENDED"; LEARN BASIC GRAMMAR.
If we wanted writed anything we shoulded wrote it anyway. Grammer is for losers, I mean loosers
We can all agree that this is the Bard's best play right?
....right?
midsummer's night dream doesn't rely oneveryone diesfor complexity.
>>7333079
Neither does hamlet. What's your point?
>>7333076
Oh all his plays this is the one that sticks the most with me. The themes of death, decay, and the ghost just interest me
What does /lit/ think of Robert M. Pirsig?
I would also like to know.
I enjoyed his novels but I don't think his philosophy is anything special.
His writing is shit his books are shit and if you disagree fight me
How do I show and not tell?
The plot I'm working at happens to be very complicated (too complicated for my own good) and I'm afraid I won't be able to convey all my thoughts and little details without going full information-dump halfway through the book.
Also, a lt of people say "show don't tell" as if this is something everyone is required to say once in a while, yet when asked, they flat out ignore the question and never give an answer, or give an equally meme answer such as "if you would read more, you would know" which certainly helps as much as a bag of slugs on a summer morning.
Don't *try* and say it. Just say it.
>>7332956
We need more details. Emotions you should show not tell. Plot events you should show not tell. Background information you should tell.
>>7332969
Background information should be a flashback where you show, not tell.
redpill me on mark
racist
You can't restrain the Twain.
>>7332941
i am a clueless surface reader and he used the word nigger in one of his books he is clearly worse than hitler
Naming characters: how do you do it without being cringe worthy?
I have a Irish catholic boy in my novel and I can't get past Sean/Patrick/Brian/Keiran without feeling the cringe factor so badly.
Try 'Owen'
Other people reading your book won't care much about what you name your character, as long as it isn't something really crazy and distracting. Giving a normal Irish name to a person of Irish descent isn't cringe-worthy, it's perfectly fine. Unless you intend for your character's name to have some literary meaning, then naming him something simple sounds like a good idea. You want his personality to be the thing that draws your reader in, the name doesn't really matter.
Use a pet's name for the first name and the street you grew up on as the last name.
Has anyone here actually won a poetry competition before? If so, could you please post your poem? I want inspiration and I want to see the structure, also just a general "post your poetry and critique" thread.
>>7332868
Why not read poetry by an actually good poet as inspiration
Read shakespeare's sonnets or something kek
I have won over 30 poetry competitions
I won a poetry competition for Mabinogi. I think it was supposed to be a love poem about an NPC. I wrote about Ruairi and I won a mousepad. I was pretty young and I was so proud of myself.
>Write a novel about my own life
>It's too honest and disturbing and will alienate me from everyone and my family
How to fictionalise it guys?
or just use pseudonym idiot
Make the character a black female, but otherwise tell the same story.
>>7332843
Make it of people from a different country or culture. Use a pseudonym if and when you publish it.