>tradition has misattributed authorship of every single book of the Bible
>not a single book was attributed properly, not even by accident
>writing 40 years after an event is long enough for all human memory to completely decay and be replaced entirely by fantasy
>natural wordchoice variation that every writer is taught to use to avoid dull repetition is actually evidence of multiple authors with each synonym pointing to a different author
>every book of the Bible is actually a Wikipedia article cobbled together by thousands of different anonymous writers over thousands of years
>every single phoneme has a different aurthor
>a figure or event having a vague parallel in an unrelated tradition is irrefutable evidence that the Biblical tradition sole that figure or event no question and is actually PAGAN
>Jesus is actually a partisan of my pet political ideology even though He never existed
The "Higher" Criticism, ladies and gentlemen.
fixed
>>10000730
>there's people who still think the Bible actually happening or not matters
Maximum plebian
>>10000742
Rick and Morty should be the floor at the bottom. Fuck that show and FUCK redit.
11th grade English Teacher
I wanted to do a less-common Twain book to begin the year. Basically the following are out:
-connecticut yankee
-huck finn
-sawyer
What would /lit/ say is the best book between PuddinHead Wilson, Roughing It, and The Gilded Age???
Also. Taking other suggestions, so feel free.
>11th grade English Teacher
Dude you are surrounded by 16-17 year old pussy nonstop. How do you stop yourself from being in anguish every day? Those girls are literally at their absolute prime. All bubbly and perky with perfectly smooth babyfat skin, radiating golden warmth just by existing. They're basically radiating IMPREGNATE ME pheromones at you, literally right out of their vaginas, and dressing like total sluts while you're standing in front of a blackboard talking about Mark Twain.
How do you control yourself? I would be sniffing 35 seats a day.
>>10000723
Do "The Mysterious Stranger" even though it's not any good.
>>10000844
True story: our administrators say stuff along those lines to us to try and get us to slip up and admit something we don't want to admit. Pretty fucked
We've had this thread before but it's been a while.
>>10000476
Pound looks like a faggot cosplaying at an anime con
What are some of the most interesting philosophical views on sexuality in your opinion? Also share interesting anecdotes.
>Kant died virgin, and believed sex was immoral, for it being the act of two people using each other
>>10000437
unironically zizek on sexual phantasy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtWJVcOPz7M
Sex is good.
>>10000437
Sex is weird. I do it but I don't really like it. I'd rather sit in a chair and pace my breaths.
Are stick figure crayon drawings with square+triangle house and circle+rays sun some kind of jungian archetype of the collective unconcious
Mommy and Daddy certainly are. Home probably is too.
The sun gives energy to life, which I think everything in the biosphere can appreciate.
The tree is because we still have that monkey-wiring
>>10000387
No you profane and vulgar cimean!
The tree is first in line before the father, then the mother, then the child.
The tree is a symbol of life, nurture, growth.
>>10000387
also my only exposure to Jung has been via Peterson
There's not a single memorable line in this book
On the off chance that this isn't bait, you must have read a shitty translation.
GREY-EYED ATHENA
>>10000338
OP has gone to have a hissy fit in his mom's basement
It's going from Saturday to Wednesday at the Great Hall. Dirt cheap books from every genre including a hell of a lot of rare old library books.
Tuesday and Wednesday you can get a boxfull for $10 / $5.
Any ausfags here who are going? A got a couple steals today.
I'm going tomorrow for a bit. I'm mainly looking for philosophy and poetry, how did those sections look?
>>10000246
That looks incredible. Unfortunately I'm a Melbourne-fag so I get nothing. My University (La Trobe, laugh if you want I deserve it) has a couple of cool guys who come and sell books on Thursdays but never anything like this. I'd stack my room up to the ceiling if I had access to that place.
Are many of the books quality or are they battered, stained and damaged copies?
We've entered a new era. Fuck the Greeks. Start with the Anglos.
>>10000033
>pilgrims progress
>no faerie queene
kys
>>10000048
That book was only read by an elite coterie and not the masses unlike these books.
>>10000033
Where the fuck is Chaucer? Replace him with the Bible (pleb's Torrah)
>reading on the train
Is there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?
next time u see someone reading on the train be like "easy on the carrots"
People have to know how enlightened I am.
>>9999836
do u think this meme is viral marketing from the carrot industry? havent had carrots in a long ass time but im about to cop a bag next time i go to the store
What does lit think of the new translation? Also stirner thread.
>>9999777
check em
>>9999774
What's the new translation?
What's the best translation?
Haven't read yet
>>9999777
Pic related for both
Post a song and get a book recommendation
>>9999550
But Beautiful - Bill Evans & Stan Getz
>>9999582
U r a genius <3
>>9999582
Frankenstein Mary Shelley
What is your preferred reading method, /lit/? Do you
a) Skim the book first, then read through quickly, then go back and read more closely, or
b) Just read the book straight through once?
>>9999546
Well when I read, I try to really understand each sentence.
>>9999546
I read the book straight through once; very slowly so as to fully comprehend exactly what is written. I hate having to revisit text because of my failure to comprehend it.
I probably look like some one who is not to bright when I'm reading in public.
>>9999568
No need to be so mean to OP.
TLDR what are my last words to a cop before suicide because i can't think of a very cool one
I want to go up to my probation officer for the scheduled monthly meeting and blow my brains out right in front of his face.
He thinks he's a good man. Like Javert from Les Miserables,or something, but that man literally holds my fragile future like it's a fucking sack of marbles
I'm thinking my last words should be something like "I hope this makes you reconsider the justness of a system that entices people to suicide and perhaps discard your badge and pay reparations like a decent fucking human
>>9999543
"Sorry for ruining your life because my pent up resentment aimed itself at you even though you're just doing your job, and that you being assigned to me to help my account for my own wrongdoing had such drastic consequences for your own life."
What did you do?
Are you a criminal?
>>9999552
Yeah but he's complicit in stopping me and a lot of good people from living their own culture. Drugs is what i do, my family do, my town do. Literally don''t know mjcn else. Hell i'm on drugs right now.
>>9999579
Burglary in the third degree. But the victim and i are now friends, i payed to fix her window, gave her back the shit i stole that the cops didn't realize was hers. Idk. I'm kinda primitivist about these things
How does your Friday night looks like, anon?
>>9999526
It's shit. Doing Calculus homework. I'm way behind in Discrete Math. Eating rice cakes. Listening to Chromatics and watching the Bukowski tapes with intermittent shitposting. How about you?
Something like this.
Finishing To Hell and Back: Europe 1914-1949.
Going to gym in a couple of hours.
Thoughts on Delillo? I'm guilty of pretty much loving everything he does and what to see some contrarianism.
>>9999355
im against postmodernism as redpilled :)
>>9999355
I just finished White Noise a couple of weeks ago, and I liked it, but it felt like a rip off of John Barth's End of the Road.
I read Mao II, felt like it was too short.