By order of LORD Pence, ALL homosexuals are to be publicly electrocuted, shocked, and tazed until they give up their degenerate orientations.
change me back!
>>7890792
Good thing I'm a straight trans girl :)
>LORD
"No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States: and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state."
- US Constitution Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8.
>electrocuted, shocked, and tazed
"Homicide is also justifiable when committed either:
(1) In the lawful defense of the slayer, or his or her husband, wife, parent, child, brother, or sister, or of any other person in his or her presence or company, when there is reasonable ground to apprehend a design on the part of the person slain to commit a felony or to do some great personal injury to the slayer or to any such person, and there is imminent danger of such design being accomplished; or
(2) In the actual resistance of an attempt to commit a felony upon the slayer, in his or her presence, or upon or in a dwelling, or other place of abode, in which he or she is."
- Revised Code of Washington Title 9A, Chapter 16, Section 050.
I am legally entitled to magdump any individual attempting to do "some great personal injury" to myself or "any other person in [my] presence or company".
>>7890792
Make me an asexual, please. I'm tired of boys and traps.
>>7890792
There are only two homosexuals here. All else are trans.
>>7892525
Lie.