Humor thread. I searched for humor and didn't find anything, so I'm starting one.
/akg/ AK General
Fishing edition
>>30102490
daily reminder
>>30120634
Ahhhhhhh, I'll buy it for a high price
Need a triangle folder
Make America Great Again edition
>IRC Channel
#MEG on Freenode
If you're on mobile look up AndroIRC for the app. Any questions, ask in the thread to get you set up.
Resources:
>Armyranger.con
For Ranger info, obviously.
>Specialtactics.com
For all AFSOC related info, but the site is currently down. Hoping it'll get back up soon.
>Shadowspear.com
All around SOF website. Great info and run by former/active members of every SOF unit. Mentor program. Also has forums for international SOF.
>Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.
>http://www.corpsman.com
For Navy Corpsman info.
>http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?115180-MARSOC-Force-Recon
This is an all-inclusive thread for MARSOC/Force Recon stuff. Good site for Marines info too.
>http://www.uscg.org
For Coast Guard info. Good site, lots of vets able to answer questions.
OP template
http://pastebin.com/sb5Gv1dW
Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
http://pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga
Which branch are you enlisting/enlisted/considering?
http://strawpoll.me/4671253
Ask questions, answer questions, bitch about Air Force recruiters. Just keep it contained to this general.
Posting my dumbass question again because it didn't get answered in the last thread. I'm doing ROTC when I go to college and I'm hoping to do nutrition or something medical.
When I was like 14 I got in trouble for shoplifting and did an online program to get out of it. Was never arrested and they said they'd clear my record when I turned 18. What's the chance that comes back to bite me later?
How common is it for MEPS to reject people and have the Surgeon General look at everything?
>>30119738
Everyone ITT says to not bring it up whenever someone asks a question like that, so I'd say the same thing
Low chance senpai
Last ones dying, so here's another ome
I like my system as it is right now.
Had some disappointing experience at the milsurp shop looking for an ALICE rucksack, and all the internet sources I've found have been sketchy at best.
http://www.amazon.com/Serbian-OD-Small-Rucksack-Used/dp/B0058CX048
Is this good to start removing kebab with? Or is it too small?
Summer NuggetFest
>When
June 3rd - 5th, Friday - Sunday
>Where
Near Blacksburg, Virginia
>What
Camping out, target shooting, campfire cooking, free raffle, horseshoes and hanging out.
>Who
Anyone 18 and older with a positive attitude that wants to have fun target shootings, hiking, camping, cooking out by the campfire and enjoying the great outdoors.
More info at www.nuggetfest.com
Carpools can be found on the /car/ carpool board at www.nuggetfest.com/forum
Next Weekend /k/ommrades.
I sent out the last mass recently with directions and misc info. Anyone that wants directions and didn't get it should email me. I'll be sending out a final mass email in a day or two.
[email protected]
>>30118442
Also, I'd like to thank the /k/ommandos that met with me at the original NuggetFest location this weekend. The time had finally come to say goodbye to the hunting lease and cleanup the "Site B" location once and for all. While the original home of NuggetFest is now part of the long and memorable past, it is certainly not the end for Pennsylvania or NuggetFest.
>>30118455
So incredibly sad I missed it... even disregarding the potentially bad weather, I think I needed to spend the weekend back home tending to all sorts of personal matters.
Anyways... just a reminder that I am bringing the Barrett M107A1 with the QDL suppressor. Ammo is $5 a round for the gun. I have just over 18K in this piece, so I have to protect it with ammo that I trust, and has been in my possession.
I'm also bringing the Barrett MRAD in .338lm with the AAC TiTan-QD suppressor. Ammo for that (actually costs significantly more than the .50) will be $3/rd, and I absolutely positively have to keep the brass.
The REPR with the YHM Phantom suppressor is chambered in .308win. Bring your own factory-new, brass-cased ammo for it. It will shit out 147/150gr stuff, so I advise bringing 165-180gr bullets.
Apart from that, I'll bring my 5.7x28mm pen gun. I'll bring ammo at no cost for that.
Lastly, I might bring some other garden-variety Title I guns with suppressors on them.
See ya soon.
I'm not a robot
WE
/k/'s official first private security contracting company just kicked off
what skills do you have to offer?
I can find our opponent's favorite forums and shitpost on them for 12-18 hours straight.
i can make the ping noise really loudly
>>30116820
I can cook
>ctrl+f
>battle rifle thread
>brg
>battle rifle general
>zero results
What gives?
Battle rifle thread cunts. Post battle rifles. Talk about battle rifles. Show how enlightened you are with your superior 7.62 NATO guns.
thinken about getting a M1A tbqhwyf
>>30114411
dat carry handle triggers me
mine
How many Floridians are actually on /k/?
I'm in the South West, and shooting is kinda getting bland, and I was wondering where people in the Tampa/Sarasota/Orlando area go to shoot?
Private land? Public land?
Does /k/ do Florida meets? And if so how do I get involved in them?
561 reporting in, go to Okeechobee shooting center and never look back
904 reporting in. Jacksonville is a hell mouth of vagrant darkies but at least the gun stores are nice and ranges are plentiful.
Post your recent purchases and try not to ERP this time
First for: not all countries will adopt multimeme you fucking retard.
>>30102356
I never mentioned anything about multicam being adopted by all countries.
>>30102409
Several other people seem to think it.
It's generally a fucking retarded idea as green dominated landscapes will always remain.
ISF have captured another town from ISIL recently. Al-Mukhtar was seized on the 29th in the morning as ISF forces are reportedly amassing for the final phase of the assault on Fallujah.
In addition to that, KRG elements have launched an offensive on the Nineveh plains to the east of Mosul. This offensive is aimed at taking the remaining villages to the east of the ISIL held city. As of now, YPG positions are only 25km from the city of Mosul, but with the offensive, they could come within a stonethrow of the city.
>>30100269
Good, good. Sauce for the gander.
>>30100269
As for Shiite or Iranian involvement in the Fallujah offensive, it appears that they will not be allowed to enter the city itself, for fear that sectarian violence occurs. Instead Sunni majority militias and tribes will lead the assault into the city.
While it is a smart move by the Iraqi's, Im curious as to how much fighting experience the Sunni militias and tribals have considering that most of the Iraqi militias that i've seen fighting ISIL have been Shiite.
Also, just in. YPG have also launched an offensive on ISIL positions in the Kirkuk province in addition to that in Erbil that seeks to advance on Mosul. Will provide more info as the situation develops
Cheers to the dudes in FJ calling shit in !
is there a word for more than one clip taped together?
>clips
OP is a faggot and should kill himself
>>30139293
multiclip
>>30139306
when they take the bait
You will never be the tail gunner on a flying fortress
God, comfiest thing ever
Until you get shot and die, but still, comfy as hell. Closest you'd get to feeling like you're in Star Wars, too.
>>30138955
thank goodness. would not want to be shot to pieces. /thread.
Someone's never seen Memphis Belle.
>>30138974
>/threading your own post
Hey, /k/, I never see much discussion on competitive shooting here, but was looking for suggestions on a 3 gun setup, specifically for heavy metal (because im a poorfag college student and already have a mossberg 500).
For those who may not know, requirements are:
>7,62 NATO rifle
>.45 single stack handgun
>pump action 12 gauge shotgun
Ive already got the shotgun, and i was thinking about getting a cheap, plain RIA 1911 for my handgun (i am a lefty though so if anyone has a better suggestion it's welcome).
My problem is with the rifle. I have no clue what to get thats going to be cheap but not a piece of shit. I really like the look of FALs and PTR 91s, and i think century makes a cheap, similar gun, but i dont know about quality. Im decently /fit/ so weight isnt an issue, it seems many people think its a good idea to spend extra money for less weight but Id rather keep the money.
Also general 3 gun discussion as im (obviously) very unfamiliar with the whole thing. I do IDPA so at least i know the basics of competitive shooting.
Norinco M305 if your a canuck or maybe an SVT
>>30138488
They aren't pretty but you can pick up a DPMS LR-308 AP4 for ~$750. Reasonably lightweight for a 7.62 semi-auto and you have a pretty sizable aftermarket behind it if you decide to upgrade components.
If you want to be a little shit you could get a VEPR .308 or Zastava M77
Does he live the dream?
>Qt as fuck wife
>Awesome job
>Great gun related youtube
He fucks a qt and shoots guns daily for a living, you tell me
Also he has huge ass land.
So yes
Where's the qt
I've done a shameful thing, /k/! I went to take a family picture with some family members I haven't seen in a while (been busy growing the human family the last few years, little girl's almost 2 now), and I found some of a gun's second greatest enemy: RUST.
I need some storage tips; how do I keep rust off of my distressingly infrequently used guns. I guess the room it's in is more humid than I thought.
I've recharged the desiccant in the Stack-On wireless dehumidifier every now and then, which is evidently insufficient. I had it sitting in the bottom of the safe, and it went a long time between recharges. I moved it higher in the safe, and it needed recharging 2 days later. Do I need more? Do I need something electrical?
>>30138204
Just oil your shit up and remove the oil before you shoot them. Should keep your shit rust free that just sits around for awhile
>>30138204
Well, looks like oil and a greeny is a bad combination. Google says rust on bluing is best removed dry, and apparently this was the worst thing to do.
>>30138204
Get a jar of DampRid and put it in the bottom of your safe. Try running a weatherproofing strip along the door. If you have guns that you rarely shoot put cosmoline on them and use an easier to clean rust preventative on your more frequently used firearms.